Slim- Where is my T-shirt May?
May- I pegged it on the clothesline yesterday...
Slim- No wonder I couldn't find it!
May- After you'd spilled tomato sauce on it, I thought I'd wash it.
Slim- The next time, I have sauce on a pie, I'll have to be careful not to get it on my shirt...
May- You may need a serviette around your neck....to ameliorate stains on your shirt.
Slim- Have we any serviettes in the cupboard May?
May- Yes! I bought some at the supermarket earlier on to-day....
Slim- No doubt, I'd be lost without you May!
May- When you married me, it was most certainly your lucky day...