Slim- Where is my T-shirt May?

May- I pegged it on the clothesline yesterday...

Slim- No wonder I couldn't find it!

May- After you'd spilled tomato sauce on it, I thought I'd wash it.

Slim- The next time, I have sauce on a pie, I'll have to be careful not to get it on my shirt...

May- You may need a serviette around your neck....to ameliorate stains on your shirt.

Slim- Have we any serviettes in the cupboard May?

May- Yes! I bought some at the supermarket earlier on to-day....

Slim- No doubt, I'd be lost without you May!

May- When you married me, it was most certainly your lucky day...