Jack called in this morning
for a cup of tea
and he asked if he
could hold my knee

I turned down his request
rather smartly
as I had no need
of a hand on my knee

Jack is a man
who is into close contact
Jack is also a man
who is lacking in tact

he's very forward
in his style of approach
his manner doth
irritatingly encroach

last week he called in
to have tea with Meg
he asked if he could hold
her ample leg

to whit she said Jack
I don't think so
it is time for you
to get up and go

Jack likes to call
on the ladies in these parts
using his not so pleasant methods
to win their hearts

Jack fancies himself
to be the local ******
but the ladies around here
know that isn't so