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"tuba" poems
The tavern roof was smokey with a pall of blueish ash. The juke box was a- booming as it played "The Monster Mash". A giant puffed a burning witch whilst smoke rings he exhaled.... While victims of our neighbor, Vlad...on stakes were all impaled. The Faceless Man was grinning... from ear to missing ear. The hanged man turned his twisted neck to sip a mug of beer. The Headless Horseman shouted for an aspirin or three. He popped them down his gullet where his head was meant to be. The zombies waited tables and the werewolf tended bar. Mothra was the carhop and took orders car to car. Godzilla worked the griddle and served burgers ala carte. Dracula complained about the steak caught in his heart. Ghosts and ghouls were dancing with abandon on the stage While cyborgs did "the robot" 'cause they thought it was the rage. The mummy came unraveled as we took him for a "spin" As Frankenstein played tuba to contribute to the din. Igor brought "the monster" and then Freddie brought his claw. Jason brought his butcher knife and his buddy from "The Saw". The guillotine was working and the raven refereed So nevermore would pardons be allowed to intercede. The pendulum was swinging to the beating of my heart. I hoped that I would wake up soon... then did so...with a START! Halloween is coming.  So, I guess I should prepare. Watch out for bars with men from Mars... 'cause BEASTIES party there!
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Oct 23, 2017
Oct 23, 2017 at 6:45 AM UTC
The Tavern of Terror
IT'S a jazz affair, drum crashes and cornet razzes The trombone pony neighs and the tuba ******* snorts. The banjo tickles and titters too awful. The chippies talk about the funnies in the papers. The cartoonists weep in their beer. Ship riveters talk with their feet To the feet of floozies under the tables. A quartet of white hopes mourn with interspersed snickers: "I got the blues. I got the blues. I got the blues." And ... as we said earlier: The cartoonists weep in their beer.
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***** Tonk in Cleveland, Ohio
THE SAXOPHONE STORY BY RAJ NANDY The Saxophone is perhaps the most expressive instrument next to the human voice. Was made by Adolphe Sax, a Belgian, through a deliberate choice! He wanted to offset the tonal disparity, - Between the string, wind, and brass instruments, with musical clarity ! He felt that the strings ones were overpowered by the wind instruments. While the wind instruments got overblown by the brass ones instead ! Now what would happen if the best qualities of these three instruments types, Could in a fusion blend and coalesces into a single instrument type ? So finally at the age of 20 years, in March Eighteen Hundred and Thirty Four, Adolphe Sax created a magical instrument for the World to hear and adore! It had the power of the brass, the flexibility of the strings, and the woodwind’s variety and tone; Which got christened after Adolphe Sax as the SAXOPHONE ! Adolphe’s famous composer friend Hector Berlioz in Paris City, Gave this new instrument wide publicity! In 1844 the Sax was presented in the Industrial Exhibition at Paris; And subsequently got patented on 20 March 1846. It soon got adopted by the Bands of the French Army. Making other instrument makers to become green with envy! The Sax was 80 years old when it became part of the musical instruments of the Jazz Band. A small bore mouth piece was created to suite the varying tonal qualities required by Jazz. Initially, 14 different sizes of Sax was created by Adolphe. Today only five types are in use for us to hear and see; The Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass and the Baritone Saxophone. They now form a part of our Jazz music's backbone! - By Raj Nandy FOOT NOTES : Adolphe Sax (1814-1894) , son of famous musical instrument maker Charles Joseph Sax of Belgium. Woodwind Instruments = Flute, Clarinet, Bassoon etc. Brass Instruments = Trumpet, Tuba, Cornet etc. String Instruments = Violin, Guitar, Harp, Banjo etc. The Saxophone today has become the very backbone of Jazz Music! ** ALL COPY RIGHTS ARE RESERVED BY: - RAJ NANDY **
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Apr 10, 2016
Apr 10, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC
THE SAXOPHONE STORY
THE SAXOPHONE STORY BY RAJ NANDY The Saxophone is perhaps the most expressive instrument next to the human voice. Was made by Adolphe Sax, a Belgian, through a deliberate choice! He wanted to offset the tonal disparity, - Between the string, wind, and brass instruments, with musical clarity ! He felt that the strings ones were overpowered by the wind instruments. While the wind instruments got overblown by the brass ones instead ! Now what would happen if the best qualities of these three instruments types, Could in a fusion blend and coalesces into a single instrument type ? So finally at the age of 20 years, in March Eighteen Hundred and Thirty Four, Adolphe Sax created a magical instrument for the World to hear and adore! It had the power of the brass, the flexibility of the strings, and the woodwind’s variety and tone; Which got christened after Adolphe Sax as the SAXOPHONE ! Adolphe’s famous composer friend Hector Berlioz in Paris City, Gave this new instrument wide publicity! In 1844 the Sax was presented in the Industrial Exhibition at Paris; And subsequently got patented on 20 March 1846. It soon got adopted by the Bands of the French Army. Making other instrument makers to become green with envy! The Sax was 80 years old when it became part of the musical instruments of the Jazz Band. A small bore mouth piece was created to suite the varying tonal qualities required by Jazz. Initially, 14 different sizes of Sax was created by Adolphe. Today only five types are in use for us to hear and see; The Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass and the Baritone Saxophone. They now form a part of our Jazz music's backbone! - By Raj Nandy FOOT NOTES : Adolphe Sax (1814-1894) , son of famous musical instrument maker Charles Joseph Sax of Belgium. Woodwind Instruments = Flute, Clarinet, Bassoon etc. Brass Instruments = Trumpet, Tuba, Cornet etc. String Instruments = Violin, Guitar, Harp, Banjo etc. The Saxophone today has become the very backbone of Jazz Music! ** ALL COPY RIGHTS ARE RESERVED BY: - RAJ NANDY **
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BAND concert public square Nebraska city. Flowing and circling dresses, summer-white dresses. Faces, flesh tints flung like sprays of cherry blossoms. And gigglers, God knows, gigglers, rivaling the pony whinnies of the Livery Stable Blues. Cowboy rags and ****** rags. And boys driving sorrel horses hurl a cornfield laughter at the girls in dresses, summer-white dresses. Amid the cornet staccato and the tuba oompa, gigglers, God knows, gigglers daffy with life's razzle dazzle. Slow good-night melodies and Home Sweet Home. And the snare drummer bookkeeper in a hardware store nods hello to the daughter of a railroad conductor-a giggler, God knows, a giggler-and the summer-white dresses filter fanwise out of the public square. The crushed strawberries of ice cream soda places, the night wind in cottonwoods and willows, the lattice shadows of doorsteps and porches, these know more of the story.
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Band Concert
The clock strikes 3:30 and the pit behind the school opens. We feast on the smell of burning skin and sunscreen. There is chaos as instruments are strewn across the back room, No exits and the doors are blocked. My eyes slide past his but I'm too burned out to care. Freshmen are the worst, Insisting on acting as if They are four year olds. Not a second late, for Whit is never late. I have lost feeling in my legs Still I have perfect Technique just as he does. Water. Water does not have an existence in this world. Heat and sun have taken over. Our tuba players have given up, There they lay down in the burning Grass. He never complains. As I'm close to my breaking point, Air no longer passes my Lips and not one note escapes my keys. The perfect string of notes and rhythm Sound from my left. He never missed A note. March it back, March it back, March it back sixteen counts. An endless routine. Opening set. These single words are bitter sweet. In ten minutes I am free to go home And write poetry about him.
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Sep 14, 2014
Sep 14, 2014 at 2:21 PM UTC
Band Practice
the world soul an insane asylum sediment the guts can't hold makes me wretch as the years bend this ridge poll to the breaking point a tuba plays booming it is raven girl and singing skulls swaying hips all breath and heat attended by carnivory little Fuzzy Mijmark necrophilia's friend while men love sheep and bone in shady coves and droves of groves hungry spiders' patient for obese flies wait in shrouded silk for the healing power of death and their soul's new sunrise in golden mourning's paradise loving those they eat marrow deep
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Nov 4, 2018
Nov 4, 2018 at 11:21 AM UTC
*Dance of Raven Girl
Agnes McDuff collected strange stuff, Or so the story goes: There were old pots and pans, String, rubber bands, Boxes and boxes of clothes, Newspapers, plates, Books stored in crates, And candlesticks lined up in rows. Some mason jars, Toy trucks and cars, A model train with a whistle that blows, Needles and spools, All kinds of tools, And shoes with holes in the toes. There were tables and chairs, Bookends in pairs, A grandfather clock that was broke, An old brass spittoon, Some Sunday cartoons, And a bicycle mssing a spoke. Four or five hundred old wooden blocks, Twenty-three pair of grey woolen socks, A Christmas Edition bottle of Coke, A board game missing directions, A bat, a ball, a catcher’s mitt, two baseball card collections, And a great big rusty tuba.  What a joke! There was other stuff, but you’ve heard enough; About what was stored in The Attic of Agnes McDuff. Part 2 Agnes’ attic was quite special But not for the things it contained But for how she had to get there Please let me explain! Agnes had a one-story house A flight of stairs led to the attic. When she opened up the door, The light came on automatic. It opened to a hallway Where there was another door Another light, another hall, and more stairs, which Led back down to the first floor! Where an elevator waited To take her up again? But it had just one button And it was numbered “10”. When she pushed it, it was crazy The elevator turned upon its side, Grew wheels and drove out on the street For an amazing ride! Across a long suspension bridge, Then underneath a tunnel, And then it went around and round Like circling down a funnel! It dropped upon a railroad track Hooked onto the caboose And followed to the roundhouse Where it finally broke loose. It turned around a couple times And ran out toward the street The elevator ran, of course Because it had grown two feet! It ran across an avenue, Around a lake, and through a park And then through another tunnel Where it was very dark. A mile later it emerged, At Agnes’ house, by her front door! The elevator walked inside, And was on the second floor!! So that’s how Agnes reached her attic, Perhaps someday you’ll go there too, Push the elevator button, And you’ll find my story’s true! Part 3 Agnes stood there in her attic And smiled at all her stuff That almost ends the story of The Attic of Agnes McDuff. But Agnes’ story can never end Her smile turned to a frown, Because you see poor Agnes Forgot how to get back down!! PwL  May 1, 2015
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May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015 at 8:17 AM UTC
The Attic of Agnes McDuff
Agnes McDuff collected strange stuff, Or so the story goes: There were old pots and pans, String, rubber bands, Boxes and boxes of clothes, Newspapers, plates, Books stored in crates, And candlesticks lined up in rows. Some mason jars, Toy trucks and cars, A model train with a whistle that blows, Needles and spools, All kinds of tools, And shoes with holes in the toes. There were tables and chairs, Bookends in pairs, A grandfather clock that was broke, An old brass spittoon, Some Sunday cartoons, And a bicycle mssing a spoke. Four or five hundred old wooden blocks, Twenty-three pair of grey woolen socks, A Christmas Edition bottle of Coke, A board game missing directions, A bat, a ball, a catcher’s mitt, two baseball card collections, And a great big rusty tuba.  What a joke! There was other stuff, but you’ve heard enough; About what was stored in The Attic of Agnes McDuff. Part 2 Agnes’ attic was quite special But not for the things it contained But for how she had to get there Please let me explain! Agnes had a one-story house A flight of stairs led to the attic. When she opened up the door, The light came on automatic. It opened to a hallway Where there was another door Another light, another hall, and more stairs, which Led back down to the first floor! Where an elevator waited To take her up again? But it had just one button And it was numbered “10”. When she pushed it, it was crazy The elevator turned upon its side, Grew wheels and drove out on the street For an amazing ride! Across a long suspension bridge, Then underneath a tunnel, And then it went around and round Like circling down a funnel! It dropped upon a railroad track Hooked onto the caboose And followed to the roundhouse Where it finally broke loose. It turned around a couple times And ran out toward the street The elevator ran, of course Because it had grown two feet! It ran across an avenue, Around a lake, and through a park And then through another tunnel Where it was very dark. A mile later it emerged, At Agnes’ house, by her front door! The elevator walked inside, And was on the second floor!! So that’s how Agnes reached her attic, Perhaps someday you’ll go there too, Push the elevator button, And you’ll find my story’s true! Part 3 Agnes stood there in her attic And smiled at all her stuff That almost ends the story of The Attic of Agnes McDuff. But Agnes’ story can never end Her smile turned to a frown, Because you see poor Agnes Forgot how to get back down!! PwL  May 1, 2015
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While My Guitar Gently Sleeps boogie woogie is on my mind my toe tapping a thousand times slapping snare and top hat crash back to sleep dreamy night fade away is it a festival of jazz marching by raz-ma-taz New Orleans style clarinet and trumpet and tuba blow blind melon singing do-dah do-dah-day Latin fever makes me thrash trying to remember the tricky steps the cha-cha of the island girls watching how the shapely hips sway Spanish marimba mambo twist taps clacking as the flamenco flies big box acoustic cat gut strings fingers twitching wanting to play square dance cowgirls and dudes strut thumbs in their pockets stomping boots fiddles and steel race through my heart gonna do it all do it all someday roll over and change the world another day dreamy night fade away once again screaming guitars in triple tones while my guitar gently sleeps away Gomer LePoet...
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May 22, 2013
May 22, 2013 at 3:45 PM UTC
While My Guitar Gently Sleeps
I will be learning how to play the tuba soon! I am so excited! I bought one yesterday! It is bigger than me! ...It has fallen on me twice. That's okay though, I have always wanted to be 2 dimensional... kind of... anyway. There once was a musical sloth Who got distracted by a moth that made him fall off a chair and the natural thought progression from there was obviously to learn to play the tuba... I also might go goth.
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Dec 3, 2014
Dec 3, 2014 at 12:56 PM UTC
TUBA SLOTH
hmmm hm hmmm you've left again, and truth be told it's best so don't tell me that you love me still that you just need to get some things in your head straight hmm hm hmm because you had your head on the entire time you just wanted to rest it for a while and I was your soft pillow a punching bag if you must you flipped me around when I was too hot you seem to always like me better when I'm cool my silence will always be reassuring the heat will make you nervous. hmm hm hmm I cope by talking so let me talk to people that are like you my ex exes. girls that have wanted me from the beginning, am I really that charming? I have three, four if you're counting the girl i sent nudes to last night i'm disgusting I should have kissed her in that bathroom, you know. i should have took advantage of the situation I don't like that you're the last person my lips tasted hmm hm hmmm running my fingers across the keyboard they dance in a rhythm only I can figure out I've got plans, a future, and a pack of cigarettes waiting for me at home I should have listened when people said to stay away from you I'm mad because you let me believe you when you said i love you because i always meant it i love you more, most, forever and always, that was the promise, the deal. I was supposed to be loved by you and you alone. and you for me. maybe you left hmm hm hmmm hm because you have other people that you want. but you'll never in your life find someone like me but maybe that's good because hell I know that i'm actually very toxic. manipulative. dramatic. draining i've heard it all before i'm too sensitive. these are truths i'll fix it. i'll get better. and you will too hmm hm hmmm i shouldn't still be writing about you. i've been broken for a while but it feels easier now. i can just pretend that you don't exist, that's easier for me that is how i have to cope now. after Justin, i thought i wouldn't love i should have focused on getting hurt again. i know that it's possible now. well sorta. after him, i went numb. hell. what am i ever talking about i guess what i'm meaning to say is we'll be a lot happier without each other at least we were long distance. you don't have to see me or hear me everyday. I have you blocked on social media for that reason. but i can't block your number i like knowing that you'll come back eventually. and if not knowing, then hoping when you find out what you've ****** up don't be textin' my phone i like you better when you leave me alone. hmm mhm hm
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Feb 1, 2021
Feb 1, 2021 at 4:02 PM UTC
Humming the Melody of a Tuba Quartet
hmmm hm hmmm you've left again, and truth be told it's best so don't tell me that you love me still that you just need to get some things in your head straight hmm hm hmm because you had your head on the entire time you just wanted to rest it for a while and I was your soft pillow a punching bag if you must you flipped me around when I was too hot you seem to always like me better when I'm cool my silence will always be reassuring the heat will make you nervous. hmm hm hmm I cope by talking so let me talk to people that are like you my ex exes. girls that have wanted me from the beginning, am I really that charming? I have three, four if you're counting the girl i sent nudes to last night i'm disgusting I should have kissed her in that bathroom, you know. i should have took advantage of the situation I don't like that you're the last person my lips tasted hmm hm hmmm running my fingers across the keyboard they dance in a rhythm only I can figure out I've got plans, a future, and a pack of cigarettes waiting for me at home I should have listened when people said to stay away from you I'm mad because you let me believe you when you said i love you because i always meant it i love you more, most, forever and always, that was the promise, the deal. I was supposed to be loved by you and you alone. and you for me. maybe you left hmm hm hmmm hm because you have other people that you want. but you'll never in your life find someone like me but maybe that's good because hell I know that i'm actually very toxic. manipulative. dramatic. draining i've heard it all before i'm too sensitive. these are truths i'll fix it. i'll get better. and you will too hmm hm hmmm i shouldn't still be writing about you. i've been broken for a while but it feels easier now. i can just pretend that you don't exist, that's easier for me that is how i have to cope now. after Justin, i thought i wouldn't love i should have focused on getting hurt again. i know that it's possible now. well sorta. after him, i went numb. hell. what am i ever talking about i guess what i'm meaning to say is we'll be a lot happier without each other at least we were long distance. you don't have to see me or hear me everyday. I have you blocked on social media for that reason. but i can't block your number i like knowing that you'll come back eventually. and if not knowing, then hoping when you find out what you've ****** up don't be textin' my phone i like you better when you leave me alone. hmm mhm hm
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The tuba player in a park walking, shouting through an amplified medium of open air. You are the park, I am the tuba. Who is the author? I ask this not to pander or to interest you, but because I honestly do not know. Why are there so many questions asked these days without the realization that the answer is unobtainable. Why do we think that by putting a curved line over a period we’ll find the truth. I am tired of asking and expecting a reply? I am tired of telling others what I want to hear back “that’s what everybody wants.” If that’s what you want so much, then stop going to malls. Stop pumping fossilized plant life into your gas tank. Stop buying new clothes and cell phones and computers. Stop telling your parents you love them just because they’re the easy ones to love. If god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, then who's our ******* father?
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May 22, 2012
May 22, 2012 at 5:11 PM UTC
Tuba Park
Get me down to the local band stand traditional and modern grand Cornets, Euphoniums and tuba's in tune I love the sight I'm so immune from the pits of Yorkshire and round the globe Scores resounding from Adobe The Conductor's baton keeps the beat and if its wrong they stamp there feet from amateur to championship all you have is brass to lip contests regional every year and music reading not play by ear!
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 7:44 PM UTC
Blast from the brass
An emporium full of visual delights, moonbeams bounce and dance, around a pitted cloud clear site. A shooting star shining, a whooshing sound if heard, lights the sky as it blazes bright, starting in the east, accelerating, disappearing out of pleasured sight. Stars blaze illuminating dark, the galaxy forming its magical map of horoscopes in this glorious orb, Its North Star guidance for some who navigate upon our planet earth be it on land air or under the sea, a million or more miles the distance should we achieve the ability to or want to go see up close these glowing planets of rock, gas and ore. Dying stars growing in their brightness, as if, a last attempt of holding life, Glowing brighter than before their internal charges disperse, fading no longer able to ignite. Dancing colours in the north and south, painted great abstracts wide and far, Hues of fusing reds oranges yellows greens across dark blue, Spectacular moments for those with time to sit, observe and view, these magical electrically charged special dancing hues. Reflections distorting down below, hues shading, appearing blushed as oceans gush and light rides upon a moonlit magnetic heaving tide, a tide awaiting, a stage set for two Only you can see the magic being created in front of misted, barely woken if open eyes, Only you can see the rising spirits coming up to play upon the core of sphere, Under the kaleidoscope twinkling melee filled bustling sea and sky. Rise up, a beckon, a call to you, come join this light filled orb of invisible tunes, Where a piano plays a serenade and the orchestra complements with Soft sounds of Trombones, cello’s, violins, tuba’s, drums and flutes A tempo set to sweep excited people off their seat and on into their dancing shoes Rise up in your sparkly dancing dress and shoes for you are floating Imagination growing with every timeless move Twinkling stars blinking approval, reflections in the agreeing tide as it ebbs and flows. Rise up, move, dance, sway, step and jump to those imaginary magical tunes A prince of darkness, a dreaming queen   A loving scene, a glory electrically charged night time dancing dream.
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May 28, 2015
May 28, 2015 at 2:31 PM UTC
Night time serenade
An emporium full of visual delights, moonbeams bounce and dance, around a pitted cloud clear site. A shooting star shining, a whooshing sound if heard, lights the sky as it blazes bright, starting in the east, accelerating, disappearing out of pleasured sight. Stars blaze illuminating dark, the galaxy forming its magical map of horoscopes in this glorious orb, Its North Star guidance for some who navigate upon our planet earth be it on land air or under the sea, a million or more miles the distance should we achieve the ability to or want to go see up close these glowing planets of rock, gas and ore. Dying stars growing in their brightness, as if, a last attempt of holding life, Glowing brighter than before their internal charges disperse, fading no longer able to ignite. Dancing colours in the north and south, painted great abstracts wide and far, Hues of fusing reds oranges yellows greens across dark blue, Spectacular moments for those with time to sit, observe and view, these magical electrically charged special dancing hues. Reflections distorting down below, hues shading, appearing blushed as oceans gush and light rides upon a moonlit magnetic heaving tide, a tide awaiting, a stage set for two Only you can see the magic being created in front of misted, barely woken if open eyes, Only you can see the rising spirits coming up to play upon the core of sphere, Under the kaleidoscope twinkling melee filled bustling sea and sky. Rise up, a beckon, a call to you, come join this light filled orb of invisible tunes, Where a piano plays a serenade and the orchestra complements with Soft sounds of Trombones, cello’s, violins, tuba’s, drums and flutes A tempo set to sweep excited people off their seat and on into their dancing shoes Rise up in your sparkly dancing dress and shoes for you are floating Imagination growing with every timeless move Twinkling stars blinking approval, reflections in the agreeing tide as it ebbs and flows. Rise up, move, dance, sway, step and jump to those imaginary magical tunes A prince of darkness, a dreaming queen   A loving scene, a glory electrically charged night time dancing dream.
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Part 4 When we last left poor Agnes In her attic all alone She couldn’t find her way back down, And she had no telephone. No light switch and no stairway She couldn’t find the hall The elevator disappeared (It had sunk into the floor) And to make her situation worse, She couldn’t find the door! But Agnes McDuff was pretty tough; She didn’t mess around She thought of stuff that she could use To help her get back down. First she lit the candlesticks So she would have some light - For an attic with no window Is black as darkest night. With candlelight, she now could see; She dumped the clothes from all the boxes, Put the boxes on the table, Next she stacked the wooden blocks. She found some nails and a hammer In her Grandma’s toolbox. She nailed it all together And on top she nailed the chairs Now Agnes had a set of crazy, crooked Homemade stairs! Agnes went back to the toolbox, She saw a saw was there, She carried it very carefully As she climbed the crazy stair. Now you might have a feeling Of what she was going to do Yes, she climbed up to the ceiling, and Used the saw to cut right through! She climbed back down and looked around Found the rubber bands and string Added several woolen socks And made a giant sling! She rummaged through the dumped out clothes Found a wedding dress and suit And with the needle and the spool of thread Made a great big parachute! She hooked the parachute to the bicycle (The one without a spoke) And tied the back wheel to the tuba And that was NOT a joke. The tuba was quite heavy So it kept the bike at rest Once again climbed up the crazy stair And performed the final test. She nailed both ends of the slingshot Around the opening she’d sawn Hooked the sling around the bicycle Moved the stair, and then got on. Somehow the clock was working! It was ringing Three, Two, One And just as Agnes cut the tie she thought Boy! This could be FUN! The slingshot worked! Shot Agnes out, on the bike, way up into the sky, And she looked around in wonder thought, Boy!  I’ve never been this high! She went up a mile or so Before she dared look down She saw the long suspension bridge And the other parts of town. She saw the entrance to the tunnel (The rest was under ground) She saw the roundhouse and the avenue The park and then the lake Finally, she saw her house There was no mistake! So she deployed the parachute And gently she descended And this is where the story Of Agnes Attic should have ended. She walked up to the doorway Turned the handle, now you see? The door was locked from the inside, Agnes McDuff forgot the key! PwL  May 4, 2015
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May 4, 2015
May 4, 2015 at 8:58 AM UTC
The Attic of Agnes McDuff (Part 4)
Part 4 When we last left poor Agnes In her attic all alone She couldn’t find her way back down, And she had no telephone. No light switch and no stairway She couldn’t find the hall The elevator disappeared (It had sunk into the floor) And to make her situation worse, She couldn’t find the door! But Agnes McDuff was pretty tough; She didn’t mess around She thought of stuff that she could use To help her get back down. First she lit the candlesticks So she would have some light - For an attic with no window Is black as darkest night. With candlelight, she now could see; She dumped the clothes from all the boxes, Put the boxes on the table, Next she stacked the wooden blocks. She found some nails and a hammer In her Grandma’s toolbox. She nailed it all together And on top she nailed the chairs Now Agnes had a set of crazy, crooked Homemade stairs! Agnes went back to the toolbox, She saw a saw was there, She carried it very carefully As she climbed the crazy stair. Now you might have a feeling Of what she was going to do Yes, she climbed up to the ceiling, and Used the saw to cut right through! She climbed back down and looked around Found the rubber bands and string Added several woolen socks And made a giant sling! She rummaged through the dumped out clothes Found a wedding dress and suit And with the needle and the spool of thread Made a great big parachute! She hooked the parachute to the bicycle (The one without a spoke) And tied the back wheel to the tuba And that was NOT a joke. The tuba was quite heavy So it kept the bike at rest Once again climbed up the crazy stair And performed the final test. She nailed both ends of the slingshot Around the opening she’d sawn Hooked the sling around the bicycle Moved the stair, and then got on. Somehow the clock was working! It was ringing Three, Two, One And just as Agnes cut the tie she thought Boy! This could be FUN! The slingshot worked! Shot Agnes out, on the bike, way up into the sky, And she looked around in wonder thought, Boy!  I’ve never been this high! She went up a mile or so Before she dared look down She saw the long suspension bridge And the other parts of town. She saw the entrance to the tunnel (The rest was under ground) She saw the roundhouse and the avenue The park and then the lake Finally, she saw her house There was no mistake! So she deployed the parachute And gently she descended And this is where the story Of Agnes Attic should have ended. She walked up to the doorway Turned the handle, now you see? The door was locked from the inside, Agnes McDuff forgot the key! PwL  May 4, 2015
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Axel, who never had a rocking horse, once rode a bright blue tricycle. He called it his ‘Athenian Rhapsody’. He loved to play the tuba in bed, and when he was feeling particularly happy, would sit on the loo in the outside shed, pants around his ankles oompa-pa’ing till the cows came home. That was quite a while ago; the tuba and the tricycle have gone, yet he can still hear the triangle sound the bell made on his tricycle, and still remembers the scraping of the old keys on the ancient tuba. Axel listens to old sounds very well (all the time): he loves Bach, Mendelssohn and Donovan. He loves to eat crumpets with honey and drink a large white mug of milky tea; it reminds him of summer fishing trips to Lake Eucumbine, mushrooms and gnats in the full-sun morning air, (he loves to talk fishing when he’s playing chess with Carl the orderly, often quoting from his favourite magazine, ‘Modern Fly Fishing’). Axel was once an expert at fly fishing; tying the ‘super moonshadow’ to perfection (he named the fly after what he thought was a Donovan song, written by Cat Stevens). When the hospital staff remember to buy him a new box, Axel loves to drink Lady Grey tea made from tea bags, he prefers tea bags, he feels that somehow they bring clearer definition to tea making. Axel thinks a lot about definition, noting how the edges of his bed are very clearly defined by the clean-blue hospital blankets that drop suddenly to the ocean of the grey linoleum floor. He likes the smell of cleanblue, it’s somehow a new sea to sail and sometimes the feel of his favourite jumper when he was a boy: a definite edge of beginning and end. He knows that soon he’ll cross the floor-grey ocean, sailing under a white sheet. But this is not a thing Axel dwells on for very long, he prefers to think of such things as his next chess move and flirting with Miriam the night nurse. — Axel has just beaten Carl in a game of chess. He’s said goodnight to Miriam, a long quiet goodnight, a good long, good night. He won’t wake again, he senses this – and is peaceful. When his last breath comes he hears; a faint scraping sound and a single precious note from a triangle bell on a bright blue tricycle. They’re good sounds. They are old sounds. They bring him…
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC
Axel
Axel, who never had a rocking horse, once rode a bright blue tricycle. He called it his ‘Athenian Rhapsody’. He loved to play the tuba in bed, and when he was feeling particularly happy, would sit on the loo in the outside shed, pants around his ankles oompa-pa’ing till the cows came home. That was quite a while ago; the tuba and the tricycle have gone, yet he can still hear the triangle sound the bell made on his tricycle, and still remembers the scraping of the old keys on the ancient tuba. Axel listens to old sounds very well (all the time): he loves Bach, Mendelssohn and Donovan. He loves to eat crumpets with honey and drink a large white mug of milky tea; it reminds him of summer fishing trips to Lake Eucumbine, mushrooms and gnats in the full-sun morning air, (he loves to talk fishing when he’s playing chess with Carl the orderly, often quoting from his favourite magazine, ‘Modern Fly Fishing’). Axel was once an expert at fly fishing; tying the ‘super moonshadow’ to perfection (he named the fly after what he thought was a Donovan song, written by Cat Stevens). When the hospital staff remember to buy him a new box, Axel loves to drink Lady Grey tea made from tea bags, he prefers tea bags, he feels that somehow they bring clearer definition to tea making. Axel thinks a lot about definition, noting how the edges of his bed are very clearly defined by the clean-blue hospital blankets that drop suddenly to the ocean of the grey linoleum floor. He likes the smell of cleanblue, it’s somehow a new sea to sail and sometimes the feel of his favourite jumper when he was a boy: a definite edge of beginning and end. He knows that soon he’ll cross the floor-grey ocean, sailing under a white sheet. But this is not a thing Axel dwells on for very long, he prefers to think of such things as his next chess move and flirting with Miriam the night nurse. — Axel has just beaten Carl in a game of chess. He’s said goodnight to Miriam, a long quiet goodnight, a good long, good night. He won’t wake again, he senses this – and is peaceful. When his last breath comes he hears; a faint scraping sound and a single precious note from a triangle bell on a bright blue tricycle. They’re good sounds. They are old sounds. They bring him…
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For Denis Joe Alas, poor Pluto I knew him slightly Dangling out there On the sun system's edge Unsung by Holst Who knew him not at all. Furl browed tribunes smack their gavels And in a nano - second Planetary glory dashed to asteroids. Mighty Pluto busted to dwarfhood! [Brief moment of silence] Well, the dwarves will have to have Their own music now - Nothing Earth shattering like THE PLANETS. A humbler essay, say a trio For tuba, autoharp and cello. Modest but catchy tunes For little orbiters and shakers: XENA (warrior princess) CERES (goddess of grain) PLUTO (mythical silver smith) CHARON (underworld boat jockey) Oops, almost missed the big send off. There he goes now with Charon at the oars.           Arrivederci                 little                       fellow.                               SNIFF!
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Apr 6, 2016
Apr 6, 2016 at 6:20 PM UTC
So Long, Pluto
our part of Guintarcan where family and relatives resided was called, Li-og Li-og 1 a very large boulder at area’s end resembled a disembodied head lending the name, “small neck” 1 before the war a peaceful private paradise miles from town beautiful birds coconut trees all sorts of seaside foliage young married women walked barefoot and ******* wearing only a sarong wound at the waist they carried round, flat baskets atop their heads full of food and other things early morning, noon or just before dusk men would be out fishing with nets sometimes signaling each other by blowing into conch shells Father would come home with large conch baby conch called bucawil scallops and oysters in their season he kept a jar of large black pearls and small white ones harvest time gathered us all together Father would go fishing to bring home a good catch Mother, aunts and Grandmother would prepare the treats sweet potato, cassava and other goodies men would bring chicken and pigs to roast and plenty of tuba to drink they would build a big bonfire by the shore to light up the festivities women would roast newly harvested palay 2 men would take turns pounding it in a large mortar and pestal starting slow then faster and faster till they had to rest and let someone else take over onlookers cheered them hooting and clapping it would get so noisy as the children watched in awe after the pounding the women took over shaking and shaking palay in flat oval baskets tossing husks to wind with movements like artwork what remained was placed in earthenware bowls for all to enjoy this delicious 'pilipig' singing and dancing into night revelers went home drunk and happy supporting each other as they staggered waving goodbye to host and hostess with a heartfelt and hardy “Salamat!” 2 - rice with husks
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Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 2:46 PM UTC
OUR PARADISE (tales of my mamasita cont.)
our part of Guintarcan where family and relatives resided was called, Li-og Li-og 1 a very large boulder at area’s end resembled a disembodied head lending the name, “small neck” 1 before the war a peaceful private paradise miles from town beautiful birds coconut trees all sorts of seaside foliage young married women walked barefoot and ******* wearing only a sarong wound at the waist they carried round, flat baskets atop their heads full of food and other things early morning, noon or just before dusk men would be out fishing with nets sometimes signaling each other by blowing into conch shells Father would come home with large conch baby conch called bucawil scallops and oysters in their season he kept a jar of large black pearls and small white ones harvest time gathered us all together Father would go fishing to bring home a good catch Mother, aunts and Grandmother would prepare the treats sweet potato, cassava and other goodies men would bring chicken and pigs to roast and plenty of tuba to drink they would build a big bonfire by the shore to light up the festivities women would roast newly harvested palay 2 men would take turns pounding it in a large mortar and pestal starting slow then faster and faster till they had to rest and let someone else take over onlookers cheered them hooting and clapping it would get so noisy as the children watched in awe after the pounding the women took over shaking and shaking palay in flat oval baskets tossing husks to wind with movements like artwork what remained was placed in earthenware bowls for all to enjoy this delicious 'pilipig' singing and dancing into night revelers went home drunk and happy supporting each other as they staggered waving goodbye to host and hostess with a heartfelt and hardy “Salamat!” 2 - rice with husks
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we can paint this whole city gold like a giant oil spill, blinding and much much heavy on your tongue and enlist a gleaming marching band whose buttons are falling off, the tuba player is a gum chewer, there are mint chunks caught inside, barely playable all she can do is honk we’ll get limos with cracked windows and yellow fire trucks, with flat left tires acrobats in risqué costumes that little boys will point and giggle at with sick clown faces, sick clown faces white, 7 or 10 layers of powder and people from the slums of Uganda/Somalia/Niger or something, poor areas won’t be hard to find, foreign tenants who live in dirtied-down shacks and we will release from plastic cages, doves that have lost their pure color that have been injected with toxic who-knows-what to be captured hookers with big hair from the streets of large cities, they will blow kisses at the children and wink at grown men pigeons will **** on the windshields, and the air will be so thick with pollution and filth that no one will be able to see the deflating balloons of Mickey Mouse. it will be The Biggest Parade the-world-has-ever-seen.
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Aug 1, 2010
Aug 1, 2010 at 2:28 PM UTC
The Biggest Parade the-world-has-ever-seen
white roses and Jacob's Coat purple bearded irises and ferns dark red wax begonias scents of night jasmine French lavender antique tea roses loquat, plum, guava and lemon trees all swaying with an ocean breeze casting shadows in the setting sun memories of childhood bamboo and nipa houses coconut groves and fragrant banana witches, faeries and wok-woks a favorite white haired grandfather living off land and sea harvesting root crops and fruit fishing for viand barefoot and ******* sarongs in a private paradise miles from town bonfire festivities tuba wine and drunken salamats an open adoption a house tiled with affluence and visits back home a war's interruption people lost or found married off to life in America lumpia, pancit, beefsteak and beeco spaghetti, burgers, *** roast and pizza dinner's table set for eleven the house on Wagner street the loss of husband and son advancing age and declining health ER's and ICU's a final farewell a garden of children grand children and great grand children branches in Lala's family tree her progeny sprouting roots looking to the future
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Oct 7, 2014
Oct 7, 2014 at 9:56 PM UTC
LALA'S GARDEN
(tales of my mamasita) after breakfast father would tend his tuba father and mother would then forage the farm for cassava, sweet potatoes, green bananas tarot roots and fruits sometimes harvesting enough for two days while mother prepared lunch father would fish for viand with his fishing net going to the far side of our part of the island or staying not far from the house sometimes big brother and little brother would go with him to carry large baskets for catch father was an artist with his fishing net circular and hand knotted lead pieces sewn to the rim his fishing net was carried folded over his shoulder the tip held in front of him the heavy weighted part hanging behind eyes shaded with hands he searched for schools near the shore in the clear turquoise putting it down on powdery dry sand his fishing net was supported on his forearm grabbing another part with his free hand he would turn and fling his fishing net over the blueness seemingly effortlessly arms stretched skyward his fishing net would expand in mid-air arcing like a geodesic dome hovering like a frisbee floating down to the water in slow motion finally sinking into sea father would wade waist deep stir the fish with his hand then haul his fishing net full of mullets and other small fish we would feast for lunch and dinner with a plentiful catch both father and mother would scale and clean sun dried, smoked or salted preserved for tomorrows everything was cleaned up and put away after lunch siesta time afterwards, mother would do her pottery fix the tree bark for father’s tuba or repair his fishing net using a tatting device father and mother always kept themselves busy never whiling away the time till dark
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Jun 5, 2015
Jun 5, 2015 at 2:31 PM UTC
HIS FISHING NET
(tales of my mamasita) after breakfast father would tend his tuba father and mother would then forage the farm for cassava, sweet potatoes, green bananas tarot roots and fruits sometimes harvesting enough for two days while mother prepared lunch father would fish for viand with his fishing net going to the far side of our part of the island or staying not far from the house sometimes big brother and little brother would go with him to carry large baskets for catch father was an artist with his fishing net circular and hand knotted lead pieces sewn to the rim his fishing net was carried folded over his shoulder the tip held in front of him the heavy weighted part hanging behind eyes shaded with hands he searched for schools near the shore in the clear turquoise putting it down on powdery dry sand his fishing net was supported on his forearm grabbing another part with his free hand he would turn and fling his fishing net over the blueness seemingly effortlessly arms stretched skyward his fishing net would expand in mid-air arcing like a geodesic dome hovering like a frisbee floating down to the water in slow motion finally sinking into sea father would wade waist deep stir the fish with his hand then haul his fishing net full of mullets and other small fish we would feast for lunch and dinner with a plentiful catch both father and mother would scale and clean sun dried, smoked or salted preserved for tomorrows everything was cleaned up and put away after lunch siesta time afterwards, mother would do her pottery fix the tree bark for father’s tuba or repair his fishing net using a tatting device father and mother always kept themselves busy never whiling away the time till dark
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i fell in love with a guy once let's call him The Boy With The Tuba he had the most charming smile and beautiful eyes squinted from happiness he was (still is) my definition of perfection; head to toe my heart belongs to him but his heart doesn't belong to me (a.s)
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Oct 15, 2013
Oct 15, 2013 at 3:24 AM UTC
The Boy With The Tuba
Piano, piano, soft as moonlight silken fingers on ivory skin. Glissando -- run your hand up my thigh plucking every string. Arco, arco. Softly, softly, the clarinets breath in, breath out arms envelop me in the tune up, four notes each fifths apart. Your voice chimes lovely, the conductor flicks start. A symphony, a symphony, a whole opera house inside this bed. Observe me through small binoculars, roll back your eyes into your head. Violins slow crescendo, your sigh an answering phrase from the cello, listen to the tuba and the piccolo and the mounting tension. Crescendo, crescendo, forte, forte. Presto boy, presto. Ritornello. Fin. Dream with me. Belissimo.
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Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 7:30 PM UTC
Concerto Of Dreams, An Endless Movement.
Grizzled-brown sound of tuba walking,             In the way of circles you wobble step, inverse,                         As does a broken waltz, bearly graceful. You sniff your way a crush alpine meadows             And making sense for you are lowly berries,                         Rude as any intruder might be in the foothills Of the Gods.  'More wine for the great Polyphemus,'             Say the drunk brambles, brighty doomed sailors                         All a wash by behemothing jaws which hang Them over.  Yet Ursa, if in minor you must play             By the cosmos' stilted view, great major, it is they                         Who glare more distant, as if you really cared.
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Sep 11, 2012
Sep 11, 2012 at 5:00 PM UTC
Ode to the Bear
Oxford one Thursday before Christmas. Down Ship Street for lunch, sticking to what we know. Inside, into warm familiarity, away from the chirp of bike-wheels, tuba players and cold latching onto our cheeks. A trio of guys, one female at the back, preppy students sipping coffee, crumbs scattered like sesame seeds over white plates and laps. Smashmouth on the stereo, a choice between Coke or pink lemonade (Coke it is), a flapjack for one-seventy if I wanted. My stomach growls for grub. I think of winter drizzled everywhere, scrawl all this upon a scrap of paper using my father’s pen. Then a black-haired girl with a sincere smile hands over my baguette, chopped in two and I think of her until we are finished, well out the door with my coat zipped right up.
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Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 2:16 PM UTC
Heroes For Lunch
Maybe it bores you how I drone on about my firm belief in the oxford comma, but I'll always care about the propper maintenance of a tuba because I know how you spend your days in your grandpa's shop repairing the broken instruments but not your broken heart
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Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 12:11 PM UTC
Fascination