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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Petunias are usually pink
I couldn't care less
For the crap that you spout
Or the ******* you clearly think

@LlamaPoetry
KCibot Jun 8
Song*

Verse 1:

Don't tell me that
You miss me
Darling

Don't you know
I feel enough
As Is

Don't tell me that
You're broke and
Starving

You know that I
Can't handle all
Of This

Bridge:

Don't share with me
Your pain
I can't take
It all
Away

You know I'm
Not as strong as
I was in my
Golden age

I can't fix
Your broken parts
Or soothe your
Aching heart

I am the only one
That I should
Try and save

Chorus:
ooooo
I still miss you too
But I am
Not
What I was
Before

ooooo
I can't lift you up
While I am
Lying On the
Floor

OoOoO
I still hold
Out hope I'll
Be Back
Someday

OoOoO
I'll show up
And make it
All OK

But Not
Today
;


Don't tell me that
You're broke and
Starving
Unfinished song...
Felt strongly today...
Bardo Jun 9
I got me a Kangaroo
Lives way down in my pants
He seldom sits quiet
He'd rather get up and dance.

He goes Bo-ing! Boing! Boing!
I can't get him stopped
He's always on the go
Yea! he's always on the hop.

                     II

Well, he ain't no Dodo
He sure knows how to pogo
Even when I say no! no!
He keeps on on the go! go!
(Bit of a yo-yo)

And when he's full of vim
There's no catching him
I only hope my pants hold out
And he don't pop out.

                         III

Now how can I put forward
My Best face
When I got him down there
Bouncing all over the place.

He's up, then he's down
Then he's back up again
Up and down all day
Like a demented drawbridge.

                       IV

He goes Bo-ing! Boing! Boing!
And I go Down! Down! Down!
Whoa-aa Boy!

I go one way
While he goes the other
Man! he's tearing me asunder
I'm every which way.

My mind full of insecurities & fears
And my Kangaroo down there
He's looking up at me saying
What the hell are you doing up there.

                            V

O! what am I going to do
With my wild Kangaroo,
What am I going to do !!!
What! Get him a didgeridoo ???
(A didgeri-didgeri-doo!)

Have you got a Kangaroo
Down in your pants ?
"Ooooo! Whoo!" sang the girls
     "yes! we Dooo Whooo!!!"
What! Wait a minute, you mean...
You mean girls, they got Kangaroos too !!!
Poem about Kangaroos. But this isn't an Australian poem, that's a clue. You've heard of the birds and bees, well this is the Kangaroos in the trees. Must have been a full moon when I wrote this or a remembrance of randier days when I had the hots, my Kangaroo is quite well behaved these days.
in and amongst the cells.

God's vengeance is total as He'll destroy cities to get even with a few people. He doesn't like ******, like it at all. ******-lovers beware of the Lord's wrathful nature. “Ooooo, I love my sodomizing ways so much I can never give them up, not even for 5 minutes!” Take heed careless sodomizing person! Don't let God hear you talk like that!
He'll **** you—He really will!
The beauty queen who loved Mexican ****** *******.
“Ooooo, let's have ****** ******* right now!”
“No! Not till we get to Mexico!!!”
Writing to you is painful, like having my legs bit off by polar bears
in Canada where the ******* talk French & **** against maple trees
& say “Ooooo la la” all the time & constantly eat ticks & dog fleas.
The beauty queen who loved Mexican ****** *******.
“Ooooo, let's have ****** ******* right now!”
“No! Not till we get to Mexico!!!”
Ooooo, look at me! I'm the forty-fifth vice president of Sumatra for
what's left of the twenty-first century & you cannot stop me with 50
of the most daring strippers with mega-huge **** in south Indonesia!

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