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"hairdresser" poems
Love, the real kind, is never simple. It is the one thing that makes life worth it in the end, and something that wonderful and sought-after is never going to be easy to get. You have to work for it. Blood, sweat, and tears. So if it’s easy, yeah maybe you won’t get broken. But you won’t be truly happy, either. You’ll be settling. Don’t get me wrong, There are lots of things in life that are totally acceptable to settle on. Sure, Harvard was your dream school. But you know what? Going to your state school because its more affordable Will still get you where you want to be in life. And I know the hairdresser couldn't match the color you showed her, But you are beautiful and can rock it anyway, so don’t worry. But love? Settling in love is like buying a pair of shoes that are a size too small, Just because you thought they were pretty. They may look nice, But you are dying on the inside. I f you had just held out a bit longer, You would have found a pair just as beautiful that fit well, too. Maybe that nice guy looks good on paper, But if he doesn’t give you butterflies whenever he looks at you, Don’t be with him. You want someone who makes you fall for them every day, Not just once.
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Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 5:22 PM UTC
Don't Settle
Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer was leading a lonely life working nights at the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory where he was in charge of loading crates full of fukfoorfiffenfimmers, onto cargo cars destined for the city of Cincinnati. There was such a huge demand for fukfoorfiffenfimmers in the city of Cincinnati, poor Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer worked his hunnyhush to the bone. On one of his few holiday weekends, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer went to a hair salon for a trim. Here he was attended by a hairdresser named, Henrietta Huckhellopolis. Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer instantly fell for the husky-voiced hairdresser. Gaining enough gumption and gallasisgoppingguff needed to bypass beating around the bush of courteous courtship, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer asked Henrietta Huckhellopolis if she wanted to leerlumpaloomp later that evening. "I would love to leerlumpaloomp later this evening," she replied, batting her long lashes lustily. And how those two leerlumpaloomped! They leerlumpaloomped long through the night. They leerlumpaloomped so loudly, the neighbours ended up sticking stuffystoils into their sensilivities, in hopes of drowning out the noise. Nine months later, the lovers were blessed with a litter of lullaloonillies—wot with the loud leerlumpaloomping and all. But, of the seven lullaloonillies, four of them had two lumpalots instead of one. Bolstering himself against drowning in despair at the prospect of having sired freak lullaloonillies, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer helped design fukfoorfiffenfimmers especially meant for lullaloonillies who have two lumpalots instead of one. As the double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers were Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer's idea, the owner of the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory gave Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer a forty percent cut of the royalties. *Fortunately some fairy tales come with a happy ending, because the city of Cincinnati was hit with a record number of lullaloonillies born with two lumpalots instead of just the one. The high sales of double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers, enabled Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer and Henrietta Huckhellopolis to quit their jobs and buy into the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory. Yes, after getting married, Harry Heironymous and Henrietta Huckhellopolis-Huffenhoffer lived happily hever hafter. So did the lullaloonillies.... including those with two lumpalots instead of one.*
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Sep 6, 2011
Sep 6, 2011 at 1:16 PM UTC
When Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer Met Henrietta Huckhellopolis
Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer was leading a lonely life working nights at the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory where he was in charge of loading crates full of fukfoorfiffenfimmers, onto cargo cars destined for the city of Cincinnati. There was such a huge demand for fukfoorfiffenfimmers in the city of Cincinnati, poor Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer worked his hunnyhush to the bone. On one of his few holiday weekends, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer went to a hair salon for a trim. Here he was attended by a hairdresser named, Henrietta Huckhellopolis. Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer instantly fell for the husky-voiced hairdresser. Gaining enough gumption and gallasisgoppingguff needed to bypass beating around the bush of courteous courtship, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer asked Henrietta Huckhellopolis if she wanted to leerlumpaloomp later that evening. "I would love to leerlumpaloomp later this evening," she replied, batting her long lashes lustily. And how those two leerlumpaloomped! They leerlumpaloomped long through the night. They leerlumpaloomped so loudly, the neighbours ended up sticking stuffystoils into their sensilivities, in hopes of drowning out the noise. Nine months later, the lovers were blessed with a litter of lullaloonillies—wot with the loud leerlumpaloomping and all. But, of the seven lullaloonillies, four of them had two lumpalots instead of one. Bolstering himself against drowning in despair at the prospect of having sired freak lullaloonillies, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer helped design fukfoorfiffenfimmers especially meant for lullaloonillies who have two lumpalots instead of one. As the double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers were Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer's idea, the owner of the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory gave Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer a forty percent cut of the royalties. *Fortunately some fairy tales come with a happy ending, because the city of Cincinnati was hit with a record number of lullaloonillies born with two lumpalots instead of just the one. The high sales of double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers, enabled Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer and Henrietta Huckhellopolis to quit their jobs and buy into the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory. Yes, after getting married, Harry Heironymous and Henrietta Huckhellopolis-Huffenhoffer lived happily hever hafter. So did the lullaloonillies.... including those with two lumpalots instead of one.*
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Just a quiet woman polished bright by nerves, I once felt wild for dipping my hair in purple. Noticing, my hairdresser asked if I had anyone special. I dated a man with a good job who liked museums. We saw a drunk girl in a leather skirt- heels hobbling down cobblestone, her bird-arm linked through a friend’s. He rolled his eyes:   _would you go out wearing skirts like that?_ On the dating app I’d written: loves dogs, drinks champagne from paper cups. It wasn’t a lie, but I am such a liar. I told him yes, because I needed his reaction, his self-corrected mind, though I’ve never worn one. I say I’m fine with whatever, or this is stupid, but truthfully I’m afraid I’m only a very nice lady, soft in the hands of whoever will take me. I carry anger like a weak religion- a god I light candles for twice a year, more symbol than practice. I’ve heard of burying St. Joseph upside down to sell a house. But there’s no charm, no saint, for loosening the knots I keep tied. I want to keep the bright mess of my dog heart, mud-spattered, mulch-snuffling, faithful to its own scent, while crows, squirrels, and the occasional fox paw through the dirt for what they almost forgot.
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Aug 15, 2025
Aug 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM UTC
Dog Heart
eye did.   As my prejudices expected, the odd assortment of "characters"were all present and not to be unaccounted for...a romantic comedy on a good Friday, attracts the believers, the well wishers, the ones who think if only the world was.. and I was not re or so tired of life, unemployed, lonely, damaged in some manner of being... not too many young, just a few... theater darkness is a masque, with a risqué chance of oh no, I've been witnessed by the non-believers. the infirm with their mobile caretakers and paraphernalia were there.  Odd couples, were there.  If there was one unifying common characteristic, I selected this one.  We all needed haircuts. eye don't know why but it made me think about going to get one's haircut, and the rituals that requires....and it is and is not a bit like being in a almost totally private world inpublic, where you, the individual and some outside force majeure, hairdresser, movie screen engages and temporarily transforms you.  That is why, I, went to the movies on a Friday afternoon, to be transformed and not reformed, in public, in private...
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Apr 4, 2015
Apr 4, 2015 at 4:30 AM UTC
Who goes to an early afternoon movie on a Friday?
There is a young lady called Anna. She is a loner. She lives alone with her two cats. They are her world. I am a cat lover myself and have 2 little cuties in my nest. But these cats are just plain feral. They terrorise the other cats in the neighbourhood and **** in all the neighbours’ garden. She works Monday to Friday for a recruitment company. She leaves her flat in a purple Mazda convertible which is renowned for being a Hairdresser’s (AKA dumb **** car. Every day she leaves at 7.30am on the dot and every day she arrives home at 7.15pm on the dot. Once at home she turns on her TV cinema system (sub), just to watch the TV. ***** At the weekend she also leaves her stinking putrid ******* bags out in the communal hallway. ***** She ignores her neighbour’s knocking on her door. She ignores the notes that they put through her letterbox. ***** So as Anna was not willing to speak to her neighbours directly. They had no other way to turn apart from to report her to Environmental Health for playing her TV cinema system (sub) too loudly and also for the disgusting ******* that she regularly leaves out in the communal hallway. ***** In which she returns the compliment by reporting them (said neighbours) to the Environmental Health for: 1) Shouting at each other, 2) Talking too loudly, 3) Banging kitchen utensils on the floor when she is in her kitchen How deluded is this ***** At the same time that her neighbours reported Anna to the Environmental Health they also spoke to the Community Support Officer. They advised them to contact the Mediators in their local area. Which of course they did. The Mediators arranged to visit one evening. Unbeknownst to them they parked in Anna’s allocated parking space. Once they had finished with her neighbours, the Mediators returned to their car. Just as they were about to reverse their car, Anna arrived home in her Mazda convertible and blocked them in. ***** When she got out of the Mazda convertible, with attitude I might add, she asked the Mediators who they were. They then introduced themselves. Once she knew who they were, she invited them into her flat to hear her side on the story. YES I AM HER ******* NEIGHBOUR AND YES I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM THE MEDIATORS……
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Jan 30, 2010
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:21 PM UTC
Inconsiderate Neighbour!
There is a young lady called Anna. She is a loner. She lives alone with her two cats. They are her world. I am a cat lover myself and have 2 little cuties in my nest. But these cats are just plain feral. They terrorise the other cats in the neighbourhood and **** in all the neighbours’ garden. She works Monday to Friday for a recruitment company. She leaves her flat in a purple Mazda convertible which is renowned for being a Hairdresser’s (AKA dumb **** car. Every day she leaves at 7.30am on the dot and every day she arrives home at 7.15pm on the dot. Once at home she turns on her TV cinema system (sub), just to watch the TV. ***** At the weekend she also leaves her stinking putrid ******* bags out in the communal hallway. ***** She ignores her neighbour’s knocking on her door. She ignores the notes that they put through her letterbox. ***** So as Anna was not willing to speak to her neighbours directly. They had no other way to turn apart from to report her to Environmental Health for playing her TV cinema system (sub) too loudly and also for the disgusting ******* that she regularly leaves out in the communal hallway. ***** In which she returns the compliment by reporting them (said neighbours) to the Environmental Health for: 1) Shouting at each other, 2) Talking too loudly, 3) Banging kitchen utensils on the floor when she is in her kitchen How deluded is this ***** At the same time that her neighbours reported Anna to the Environmental Health they also spoke to the Community Support Officer. They advised them to contact the Mediators in their local area. Which of course they did. The Mediators arranged to visit one evening. Unbeknownst to them they parked in Anna’s allocated parking space. Once they had finished with her neighbours, the Mediators returned to their car. Just as they were about to reverse their car, Anna arrived home in her Mazda convertible and blocked them in. ***** When she got out of the Mazda convertible, with attitude I might add, she asked the Mediators who they were. They then introduced themselves. Once she knew who they were, she invited them into her flat to hear her side on the story. YES I AM HER ******* NEIGHBOUR AND YES I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM THE MEDIATORS……
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We lie amidst Ripe mountain herbs, The nightingale has just begun its summer trill, This hymn for golden vocal cords Composed no owner of a writing quill So sweet were melodies produced That I mistook the front row lady’s cheap perfume For blossoms, above which haunting hornets mused; For an aroma of our Shakespeare love in bloom. The serenading cardboard creatures – Those thieve their voice from birds with no address. Meanwhile a glass raised in a playhouse features But colored water, as red as gipsy’s dress. When the last spectator goes, Having not found at least one genuine sun, As actors, we recede into descending roles; Electric blood in lamps’ capillaries feels numb.   A lovely ladybug, I doubt, I will ever catch, A lifelike flower, dipped in a painting fusion: All this, fine artists tenderly attach   To lifeless decorations, for aid they do us in a willful staged illusion. Three burnt sienna pearls run down your spine Yet after a big round of applause These jewels are no longer signs of the divine, But witches’ marks or, rather, unalluring flaws. After the play I went to buy a notebook from my shopping list To store the overgrowing verses, such as these; A sheet of paper guarantees To treat them like extinguishing bees Cashiers ****** the change into my hand, You purchased hothouse roses with; And up those pretty useless beauties stand In someone’s vase, whose name remains a myth. They give me back those polished dimes You traded for a pair of shoes. I’ve seen you marshal through onstage lifetimes, Yet to disclose personas’ traces the theater walls refuse. Your chocolate hair has just fallen from the hairdresser’s hand,– That’s how I know the summer’s coming to a bitter end.
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Apr 6, 2019
Apr 6, 2019 at 7:02 PM UTC
“A fictional confession”
We lie amidst Ripe mountain herbs, The nightingale has just begun its summer trill, This hymn for golden vocal cords Composed no owner of a writing quill So sweet were melodies produced That I mistook the front row lady’s cheap perfume For blossoms, above which haunting hornets mused; For an aroma of our Shakespeare love in bloom. The serenading cardboard creatures – Those thieve their voice from birds with no address. Meanwhile a glass raised in a playhouse features But colored water, as red as gipsy’s dress. When the last spectator goes, Having not found at least one genuine sun, As actors, we recede into descending roles; Electric blood in lamps’ capillaries feels numb.   A lovely ladybug, I doubt, I will ever catch, A lifelike flower, dipped in a painting fusion: All this, fine artists tenderly attach   To lifeless decorations, for aid they do us in a willful staged illusion. Three burnt sienna pearls run down your spine Yet after a big round of applause These jewels are no longer signs of the divine, But witches’ marks or, rather, unalluring flaws. After the play I went to buy a notebook from my shopping list To store the overgrowing verses, such as these; A sheet of paper guarantees To treat them like extinguishing bees Cashiers ****** the change into my hand, You purchased hothouse roses with; And up those pretty useless beauties stand In someone’s vase, whose name remains a myth. They give me back those polished dimes You traded for a pair of shoes. I’ve seen you marshal through onstage lifetimes, Yet to disclose personas’ traces the theater walls refuse. Your chocolate hair has just fallen from the hairdresser’s hand,– That’s how I know the summer’s coming to a bitter end.
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"Not too short on the sides, not too long on the top." I've prepared my little speech, dreading the inevitable small talk as the hairdresser's fingers fly across the jungle of my dome, her scissors like mini machetes cutting down the foliage to see what is hiding in plain sight. I love the Bob Marley shirt I'm wearing, so it's bittersweet it'll immediately be taken off when I get up from the chair. "One love, one heart, give thanks and praise to The Lord," laughing as I type this, autocorrect shows Siri's faith in human invented religion and God. Hair litters the floor, and I know my turn is next. The beginning of the end starts now.
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 6:53 PM UTC
iPhone Observations While Waiting for a Wal-Mart Haircut
My body is like a garbage dump. It absorbs the trash people don't want anymore: The hairdresser's abandoning father The blog follower's self mutilation The family's dark past The boy's suicide attempt My mind is like a sewer. It's the drain that catches everyone's waste: The noble girl's **** The boy's love battle The drunk man's broken past The dear friend's "Goodbye Call" Soiled oceans of sobs from those I love To those I've never truly met Mixed together Putrid with self hate All coming together for me to collect for them My soul is like time bomb. It takes on the weight of people's misfortune People's biggest regrets And people's deepest pains It ticks steadily with the weight of other's And my own hurt Feeling more weight from others Further pushing the timer forward Steadily ticking And the scariest part Isn't the stories being told Or the hurt that I hold Or the ticking It is the unknown moment when there is no more Ticking.
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Jul 23, 2013
Jul 23, 2013 at 12:57 AM UTC
Garbage
Sharon was picking at the scab over the mole on the back of her neck where the hairdresser had shaved too close to the skin: Water under the bridge, she thought, and licked at her salty fingertips. By focusing on the sound of her new high heels over the metal steps, she blocked out twisted traffic audio below; the wind whistled a tune through the rust over her painted toenails. She liked the way some of the pedestrians down there looked up at her. Sharon felt so elegant when the wind lifted her skirt, just like Marilyn Monroe in that picture, except that Sharon didn’t smile; her skirt had been lifted up more times than she could (or wanted to) remember. He always looked down at her. There. Below. Sharon flicked her new purse into the wind, and ripped off the matching blouse. The Samurai sword, tight between her ******* felt hot and cold at the same time, like the red of her peach blossom skirt glistening white against midday sun; memories of her only child freeze-burned the empty love caverns in her heart. A river of emotions rippled through her body but she didn’t utter a sound; that was reserved for the impact with the oncoming bus, and the tip of the sword that ripped through the driver’s leather-sandaled heart.
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May 9, 2011
May 9, 2011 at 3:15 AM UTC
Below (God is a Bus Driver)
the hairdresser used the wrong dye        your boyfriend dumped you for a guy all you have left is shattered dreams       camera flash blinds you with its beams missionaries bring word of an impending doom     your dog snuck in and broke your fave perfume trying to grow your hair but you have split ends         the guy you've been eyeing wants to be just friends your favorite jeans ripped and you don't have spares         you would ask for a friend's but nobody cares you're late to work and you don't know why       you got scouted to model but you were suddenly too shy you failed the pop quiz that everybody aced       you got mistaken for a celebrity and brutally chased you dropped your wallet jogging around       you found it empty a week later in the lost and found you forgot not to and picked a scab        your favorite uncle's stuck in rehab your grandmother mistook you for her son       in reality you're female, and nowhere near fifty-one you're a penny short but the cashier won't budge      your mother is still holding that 10-year grudge what can you do, what can you say? when all you have is first world problems, today.
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Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013 at 2:50 PM UTC
first world problems
Occupy MDP! that’s mom’s and dad’s place - you imbeciles! Occupy Mom’s and Dad’s place - they’ve made too much money! They’ve worked since they were twenty Looking after kids and saving money – being selfish no charity! just being plain greedy! Occupy MDP! Don’t you see? Mom and Dad got too much money! Look at me – I’m twenty-eight going on twenty-nine – ain’t got a penny ain’t got a honey and Dad and Mom got too much in the kitty They put money in the bank! **** Don’t you see? Mom and Dad are capitalists! Occupy MDP! So Dad and Mom thirty years they worked and raised kids and they’ve paid every cent on the house! **** Mom and Dad are capitalists! **** – they’re bourgeoisie! Occupy MDP! Open their fridge– eat for free! Watch TV, use their internet and surf with glee – Mom and Dad can pay every fee! Cos they’re capitalists and money pigs – that’s what they are, Mom and Dad So Occupy MDP! Lie in the couch and get your friends in the garden and trample on the beds of flowers - **** Can’t you see? She goes to the hairdresser’s; She goes to the pedicurist - Mom’s a bourgeoisie! Drive Dad’s car while he snores who cares if you burn the tires just drive at speed for a good adrenalin police chase - Old Dad will pay the fines anyway! **** – the police are capitalists! Dad’s a capitalist! Mum’s a bourgeoisie! Come on - O youth of the World It does not matter if you are past twenty or thirty - All youth unite at this cry: Occupy MDP! Occupy Mom’s and Dad’s! O brave Youth of the World - Occupy MDP!
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Jan 31, 2012
Jan 31, 2012 at 1:36 AM UTC
OCCUPY MDP!
Occupy MDP! that’s mom’s and dad’s place - you imbeciles! Occupy Mom’s and Dad’s place - they’ve made too much money! They’ve worked since they were twenty Looking after kids and saving money – being selfish no charity! just being plain greedy! Occupy MDP! Don’t you see? Mom and Dad got too much money! Look at me – I’m twenty-eight going on twenty-nine – ain’t got a penny ain’t got a honey and Dad and Mom got too much in the kitty They put money in the bank! **** Don’t you see? Mom and Dad are capitalists! Occupy MDP! So Dad and Mom thirty years they worked and raised kids and they’ve paid every cent on the house! **** Mom and Dad are capitalists! **** – they’re bourgeoisie! Occupy MDP! Open their fridge– eat for free! Watch TV, use their internet and surf with glee – Mom and Dad can pay every fee! Cos they’re capitalists and money pigs – that’s what they are, Mom and Dad So Occupy MDP! Lie in the couch and get your friends in the garden and trample on the beds of flowers - **** Can’t you see? She goes to the hairdresser’s; She goes to the pedicurist - Mom’s a bourgeoisie! Drive Dad’s car while he snores who cares if you burn the tires just drive at speed for a good adrenalin police chase - Old Dad will pay the fines anyway! **** – the police are capitalists! Dad’s a capitalist! Mum’s a bourgeoisie! Come on - O youth of the World It does not matter if you are past twenty or thirty - All youth unite at this cry: Occupy MDP! Occupy Mom’s and Dad’s! O brave Youth of the World - Occupy MDP!
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Sirens, ballads of anguish are singing, ears are ringing,       Our nightingale is shrieking, and children are clinging. Our Kalyna is red, but wrapped in blood now, not love,       From the massacres aeroplanes bring from far above. My uncle, enters the now upside-down house of his,       “Welcome”, with a phoney grin, and wariness he says.  The house holding memories is now clogged rubble,      In the land that shall never greet occupiers or trouble. His daughter's dreams shattered, for the reverie of filth,       It matters not; the nation of his deserves blood spilth,  We deserve not peace, but the delusions of a hag pass,       May he rest in peace, along with the delusion he has. My mother may never hear the raindrops fall again;      Missiles seal ears with noise, and the death of men.  The men, women and children, who will lead us all,       Through scorched fields with whispers old and small. She is a hairdresser, she might braid hair for the fun,       But other mothers, braid the hairs of daughters gone,  They keep them safe under a pillow where they smell,       The warmth of days before the dictator's missiles fell. Red and black are the only colours they pervaded here,      They wish for our colours to diminish and spring adhere,  But beauty routs the devil of ugliness and his conceit;     Our colours saturate our resistance, painting your defeat. They shall not sprout in our fields, like poisonous herbs,       They "rescue" us, but the gunshots my brother disturbs,  We did one day exchange our dreams for a pistol facing -       Facing the bear who is destruction, within embracing.  Blood accumulated in heaps on the sleeves of killers,      Like a marvel detested in a chapter of stained thrillers.   But thriller this is not, it is lives of the innocent lost;     He plays chess in reality, after a coin he has tossed.         Mothers, daughters, sons and fathers are everyday slain,       but spring soars today, prevails tomorrow - in Ukraine.
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Apr 23, 2022
Apr 23, 2022 at 10:06 AM UTC
A Free Kalyna
Sirens, ballads of anguish are singing, ears are ringing,       Our nightingale is shrieking, and children are clinging. Our Kalyna is red, but wrapped in blood now, not love,       From the massacres aeroplanes bring from far above. My uncle, enters the now upside-down house of his,       “Welcome”, with a phoney grin, and wariness he says.  The house holding memories is now clogged rubble,      In the land that shall never greet occupiers or trouble. His daughter's dreams shattered, for the reverie of filth,       It matters not; the nation of his deserves blood spilth,  We deserve not peace, but the delusions of a hag pass,       May he rest in peace, along with the delusion he has. My mother may never hear the raindrops fall again;      Missiles seal ears with noise, and the death of men.  The men, women and children, who will lead us all,       Through scorched fields with whispers old and small. She is a hairdresser, she might braid hair for the fun,       But other mothers, braid the hairs of daughters gone,  They keep them safe under a pillow where they smell,       The warmth of days before the dictator's missiles fell. Red and black are the only colours they pervaded here,      They wish for our colours to diminish and spring adhere,  But beauty routs the devil of ugliness and his conceit;     Our colours saturate our resistance, painting your defeat. They shall not sprout in our fields, like poisonous herbs,       They "rescue" us, but the gunshots my brother disturbs,  We did one day exchange our dreams for a pistol facing -       Facing the bear who is destruction, within embracing.  Blood accumulated in heaps on the sleeves of killers,      Like a marvel detested in a chapter of stained thrillers.   But thriller this is not, it is lives of the innocent lost;     He plays chess in reality, after a coin he has tossed.         Mothers, daughters, sons and fathers are everyday slain,       but spring soars today, prevails tomorrow - in Ukraine.
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Upgrading “So you want to be a hairdresser, I bellowed, I gave you a splendid education and that is how you repay me!” “You can study to be a doctor or a lawyer or something posh, but never a hairdresser.” “I struggled in poverty to get some kind of education at the Academy of catering and pursership- I never have heard that word before- you have now, this to drag me out of the slum of being working class, and you want to be a hairdresser!” She is my daughter a product of a reluctant relationship Her mother was a reserve nurse at a local hospital and Was content with her status. “ If you persist in wanting to be a hairdresser leave my house I will not have you here inviting the poverty I tried to get away from.” I know where she works as a trainee hairdresser walk past the salon, every day just to see how she is getting on, but I won’t let her see how much I love her, this stubborn girl taking after her father
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Feb 18, 2017
Feb 18, 2017 at 5:11 AM UTC
upgrading
It’s all right your man comes tonight from the bar Your woman from the hairdresser But the best thing would be to move the hairdresser In the bar So you know something for certain Rolled in a pile of desire and ambition We jumped to scatter through the world To buzz insanely all his wonders We reported heaven as missing So we flew through the ins and outs of the earth We swam through the sand floating through the fog Yes Sir We walked on the water fainted like crazy Until everything was made a road at our feet Arriving close to World's End Where is no trace of regret or sigh Where we see only the Water and the Great Wall We will find out of the blue The Peace and Friendship of a madhouse There thirst elevates us to catch our breath With the blood stained by the sword in our hand Lord great is Thy mercy: The Reality is you wake up smiling And you look like hell
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Jun 11, 2016
Jun 11, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC
The Great Wall from the Moon
Hair can be mischievous, You never know when it will strike next, Don't ever let your guard down, Run when you feel danger, Or better yet, Xylophate it, You must know what that means, Make no fuss about it if you don't. Either way, remember: The Hair You Love Can...be your downfall! Use care 24/7, Let nothing convince you otherwise, Let nothing lure you into trusting your hair, Or it will stab you into the back. Love your dog, but never your hair, Once you do this, you will be: SAFE! Exit paranoia; poem is done.
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Sep 10, 2016
Sep 10, 2016 at 6:05 PM UTC
When A Poet Get's Bored At A Hairdresser
Little girl, big brimmed hat, alone, with suitcases, travelling to boarding school she sat. Wanting to be embraced by loving arms, reassuring tones, peaceful pungent breaths, she calms, but, the war loomed outside, and onwards she tried. The constant Chameleon: hairdresser, interiors, reporter and healer, now, the season of inner healing to transform into a counsellor. But, it’s the true counsel she heeds, to transform from the wounds that bleed. May she hear from You, Emmanuel; the One who truly heals. May You lovingly embrace and hold all she feels. May the little girl grow up into the woman You imagined, And may she bloom into a lush garden with seeds You've planted.
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Jan 30, 2024
Jan 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM UTC
Ode to my Mother
I'd like to charge, the government. With crimes, against humanity. Giving M.B.E's, to hairdresser's. Only goes, to prove, their vanity. Elderly man evicted. Reeked of, mental health. Makes me fkin sick, cos they have, so much wealth. Always pointing fingers. Blood dripping, from their hands. yet giving, tax relief, to appease, their Tory fans. They have no, understanding, of what benefit, equates. As we conserve, energy. they increase, fuel rates? They talk of, unemployment, like its a, personal choice. Jumping to, conclusions. As though we, have no voice. They've, no desire, for shelters. No funding, for rehabs. No interest, in soup kitchen's. Or people, dressed in rags. DO NOT be a pawn in their, game of chess. DO NOT fall, for the lies, that they suggest. Destroying their, own people. welfare reforms. Yet writing every, penny down, on expenditure, allowance forms. Don't they know, its wrong? state paying, for second homes. When those, supporting families, survive on, payday loans. Humbled, working people, queuing at, food banks I wonder, what goes on, amongst the, Tory ranks? The truth, of austerity. 11 % bonus, increase. The injustice, of it all, destroys, my inner peace. It's obvious, their strategy, to conquer, by divide. lining their, own pockets, before they, run and hide (c) mandy rigby 09/01/2014
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May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 2:46 PM UTC
Current unfairs
1. My name is Delilah, how may I help you? You were blinded by my grace. You always saw hints of my betrayal. My friends made it clear to you that I was a hairdresser. I cut off your hair an inch every night. You saw it coming. You did. But I'd never cut all your hair off. 2. Rule number one: Do not get attached. Do not kiss on the mouth; you'll get attached. Just because he took your innocence, doesn't mean him not wanting to marry you (, him not wanting to kiss you anymore or him not loving you,) is a good enough reason to cry. 3. He treats you like a child, yet he expects you to not be clingy, be needy or cry. He demand you not to hug another boy (not even your friends), yet complains you're too desperate for affection. 4. Prince Charming has a thing for little girls. Stop being so mature for your age. 5. Prince Eric has a thing for older women. Stop being so immature, you're not a child anymore. 6. Perfection has a girlfriend. Perfection loved you. Perfection tastes your wine and lingers on tip of your lips. Perfection caresses your ******* and whispers sonnets into your ear. Perfection goes back to his girlfriend. 7. Leave him. Leave him. Scream out "Hallelujah!" Leave him. Go back to your Lord. Leave him. You stand next to him. He looks at you as if you aren't there. Leave him. His hand touched the handles and not you. Leave him. You look at him. Leave him. You burn your bible. You stop praying. Leave him. You kiss him, and you no longer think of your Saviour. Leave him. You have a new god to worship. Leave your new god. Leave him. Leave him. Leave him. You stay. 8. Your messiah burns your heartache into your wrists as the gospels kisses the flames. Princes, perfection and new found gods are all weak in front of the All Mighty, but strong in front of your naive, delusional heart. There is no more room left for God until you leave him. But you won't leave him. 9. My name is Delilah. I am not a prophet. 10. My name is Delilah, how may I help you?
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Oct 4, 2014
Oct 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
Delilah (also, "10 Confessions of an Adulterer)
1. My name is Delilah, how may I help you? You were blinded by my grace. You always saw hints of my betrayal. My friends made it clear to you that I was a hairdresser. I cut off your hair an inch every night. You saw it coming. You did. But I'd never cut all your hair off. 2. Rule number one: Do not get attached. Do not kiss on the mouth; you'll get attached. Just because he took your innocence, doesn't mean him not wanting to marry you (, him not wanting to kiss you anymore or him not loving you,) is a good enough reason to cry. 3. He treats you like a child, yet he expects you to not be clingy, be needy or cry. He demand you not to hug another boy (not even your friends), yet complains you're too desperate for affection. 4. Prince Charming has a thing for little girls. Stop being so mature for your age. 5. Prince Eric has a thing for older women. Stop being so immature, you're not a child anymore. 6. Perfection has a girlfriend. Perfection loved you. Perfection tastes your wine and lingers on tip of your lips. Perfection caresses your ******* and whispers sonnets into your ear. Perfection goes back to his girlfriend. 7. Leave him. Leave him. Scream out "Hallelujah!" Leave him. Go back to your Lord. Leave him. You stand next to him. He looks at you as if you aren't there. Leave him. His hand touched the handles and not you. Leave him. You look at him. Leave him. You burn your bible. You stop praying. Leave him. You kiss him, and you no longer think of your Saviour. Leave him. You have a new god to worship. Leave your new god. Leave him. Leave him. Leave him. You stay. 8. Your messiah burns your heartache into your wrists as the gospels kisses the flames. Princes, perfection and new found gods are all weak in front of the All Mighty, but strong in front of your naive, delusional heart. There is no more room left for God until you leave him. But you won't leave him. 9. My name is Delilah. I am not a prophet. 10. My name is Delilah, how may I help you?
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O'Brien said the whole girl thing was a falsity why waste your time on them? he'd told Baruch yes why? Sutcliffe said in an echo as they walked home from school along the New Kent Road holding a cigarette to one side a thin line of smoke coming from his mouth as she spoke Baruch said nothing about Fay he just listened thinking of her as they walked along his hands in his pockets his scuffed shoes treading the pavement his eyes looking at Sutcliffe at his blonde hair and bright blue eyes and O'Brien with his shock of brown hair and his crafty eyes I've yet to meet a girl worth losing sleep over he said not a wink of sleep Sutcliffe added Baruch had seen Fay the day before on the way home by the church on the corner of Meadow Row she in her catholic school uniform clutching her satchel her bright eyes on him her fair hair brightened by the afternoon sun how they had walked together up the Row she talking of the nuns at the school about the whole Latin thing about the long list of saints she had to remember he took in her anxiety her paleness of skin he told her of the pottery teacher who ridiculed his pots and how he did it in front of the class holding up the *** and running it down not that I care a toss Benedict said least not about the *** and they crossed Rockingham Street and up the slope and there they waited gazing at each other the silence like thin silk he wanted to kiss her but not doing so she wondered if she could get nearer to him maybe much closer but feared her father might hear of it and he didn't like Baruch didn't like the Jew boy keep yourself free of them O'Brien said girls cling to you like leeches and **** the being out of you with their petty wants yes wants and wants Sutcliffe echoed Baruch paused by the hairdresser shop by the crossing opposite Meadow Row best get home Baruch said yes me too said Sutcliffe hope my cousin's gone home she's been with us for weeks now and always in the bathroom and wandering the house in her almost see through night dress sure sure O'Brien said bet you hate that and he laughed and Sutcliffe walked off home the cigarette behind his back held in his inky fingers see you around O'Brien said and wandered on up the road and Baruch saw him off and crossed the road and walked down Meadow Row thinking of Fay and that moment he almost kiss her how they stood gazing at each other he gazing at her fine beauty her figure and she fearing her father would know and the nuns at the school always writing to him about her and what she does and does not and she seeing Baruch there feeling her heart beat and sensed feeling hot.
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Nov 14, 2013
Nov 14, 2013 at 9:12 AM UTC
SENSED FEELING HOT.
O'Brien said the whole girl thing was a falsity why waste your time on them? he'd told Baruch yes why? Sutcliffe said in an echo as they walked home from school along the New Kent Road holding a cigarette to one side a thin line of smoke coming from his mouth as she spoke Baruch said nothing about Fay he just listened thinking of her as they walked along his hands in his pockets his scuffed shoes treading the pavement his eyes looking at Sutcliffe at his blonde hair and bright blue eyes and O'Brien with his shock of brown hair and his crafty eyes I've yet to meet a girl worth losing sleep over he said not a wink of sleep Sutcliffe added Baruch had seen Fay the day before on the way home by the church on the corner of Meadow Row she in her catholic school uniform clutching her satchel her bright eyes on him her fair hair brightened by the afternoon sun how they had walked together up the Row she talking of the nuns at the school about the whole Latin thing about the long list of saints she had to remember he took in her anxiety her paleness of skin he told her of the pottery teacher who ridiculed his pots and how he did it in front of the class holding up the *** and running it down not that I care a toss Benedict said least not about the *** and they crossed Rockingham Street and up the slope and there they waited gazing at each other the silence like thin silk he wanted to kiss her but not doing so she wondered if she could get nearer to him maybe much closer but feared her father might hear of it and he didn't like Baruch didn't like the Jew boy keep yourself free of them O'Brien said girls cling to you like leeches and **** the being out of you with their petty wants yes wants and wants Sutcliffe echoed Baruch paused by the hairdresser shop by the crossing opposite Meadow Row best get home Baruch said yes me too said Sutcliffe hope my cousin's gone home she's been with us for weeks now and always in the bathroom and wandering the house in her almost see through night dress sure sure O'Brien said bet you hate that and he laughed and Sutcliffe walked off home the cigarette behind his back held in his inky fingers see you around O'Brien said and wandered on up the road and Baruch saw him off and crossed the road and walked down Meadow Row thinking of Fay and that moment he almost kiss her how they stood gazing at each other he gazing at her fine beauty her figure and she fearing her father would know and the nuns at the school always writing to him about her and what she does and does not and she seeing Baruch there feeling her heart beat and sensed feeling hot.
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When she started school she wanted to be a firefighter Until she felt the sting of the fireplace. When she was 7 she wanted to be a florist But found hay fever unbearable. When she was 10 she wanted to be a nurse Until she was diagnosed and had to go to hospital too much. When she was 12 she wanted to be a hairdresser But had no hair left to dress. When she was 13 she wanted to be a pilot and see the world, By the time she was 15 she had her heart set on it Until she heard the bad news and decided peace was all she wanted. By her 16th birthday her long battle had been lost So she became an angel
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Jul 28, 2016
Jul 28, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC
Angel
And i can't take my mind From that hairdresser i frequent Just had her second baby Right after her father had died To leave her care for a half brother That is lost to the angst of teenage pride Unknown a mother on a drug fuelled ride Stacey the one to pick pieces as they fall For she is beautiful, she never cries. She only ever smiles, she only smiles To her my coat of colours i do gift On a hook does it hang As her life she strips bare With an ease of fallen discarded hair Her colours unfurl in humility and grace Her red is of creation, of a burning fire Not one of foolish unrepentant desire Her blue a reality, a living breathing sky Not the word of a poet, not of you nor of I Her green is her renewal Of the fertile lives that she now tends Jealousy nor envy no means to that end Yet evening falls, in who will she confide?   No one to turn to, nowhere to hide For she is beautiful, she never smiles   She only ever cries, she only cries
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Jan 26, 2018
Jan 26, 2018 at 12:07 PM UTC
Stacey
“How do you want it?” the hairdresser asked. “Bald.” I quipped. Shalini Nayar © 2002
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Sep 23, 2014
Sep 23, 2014 at 9:24 AM UTC
The Day I Found Out I Have Cancer
The Games we play This is not an English poem, the fear of showing emotion, look at my stiff upper lip, wrapping words of love in cotton wool. The truth is, my Dear, I don't care for you, but my cowardice is a deep river so profound I can't come and say: I don't love you anymore. Flowers sent, the ring I gave was out of pity and guilt hoped you would sense the chill behind the gift and frigidity of feeling. Under a cloud of pusillanimity, we'll wed, live near a hairdresser salon for you, and a park bench of Autumnal leaves, for me. Unbridgeable the distance between us, I will go on dreaming, and you will scream at, my passivity till there is no reason left, the useless wind brings no seed to replant. This is how it will end because I lack the gut to say simply. “I don't love you anymore.”
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Aug 27, 2017
Aug 27, 2017 at 6:07 AM UTC
the games of marriage