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"chilies" poems
Contemplating life over a hot bowl of soup, my mindful mentor passed me the pleasure of oyster to mix in with the pain of chilies stirred together by chopsticks held in my hands. There he taught me the lesson of humanity and the person's potential, pointing at me and then back at the bean sprout, fiddling it in his chopsticks as if he were God, mentioning to me "This sprout and you have plenty alike..." "What do you mean? How am I like a vegetable?" He smiled and nodded to disagree, "Life is not always physical. Think for a second, open your fragile closed mind. Imagine this soup not just a bowl but instead a cauldron, the mixing of different elements, sensations seared by heat to create the luxuries we call the world where you are a mere bean sprout." Looking at the small, colorless tasteless, inferior plant, I wondered, confused and asked: "Am I so inferior in this world that I cannot compare to the rich flavor of beef, to the nurturing noodles, to the accenting spices, but instead am no more than a flavorless root?" Yet my mentor laughed, and patiently passed: "You worry too much young one, too much on yourself you blame. Instead, take upon consideration that the bean sprout is small, fragile, tasteless like water; there is nothing you can change other than size and color, but lower it into the soup and patiently stir, allow it to soak up the world and obtain its potential." I repeated his actions, placed myself in the world, sat patient and absorbed its essence, and then removed it, placed it to my lips. Surprised that what I later discovered was not a bland taste of disappointment arose but instead what lingered to the tongue was the sweet taste of near perfection.
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Apr 6, 2016
Apr 6, 2016 at 11:50 PM UTC
"A Bean Sprout and a Bowl of Soup"
Contemplating life over a hot bowl of soup, my mindful mentor passed me the pleasure of oyster to mix in with the pain of chilies stirred together by chopsticks held in my hands. There he taught me the lesson of humanity and the person's potential, pointing at me and then back at the bean sprout, fiddling it in his chopsticks as if he were God, mentioning to me "This sprout and you have plenty alike..." "What do you mean? How am I like a vegetable?" He smiled and nodded to disagree, "Life is not always physical. Think for a second, open your fragile closed mind. Imagine this soup not just a bowl but instead a cauldron, the mixing of different elements, sensations seared by heat to create the luxuries we call the world where you are a mere bean sprout." Looking at the small, colorless tasteless, inferior plant, I wondered, confused and asked: "Am I so inferior in this world that I cannot compare to the rich flavor of beef, to the nurturing noodles, to the accenting spices, but instead am no more than a flavorless root?" Yet my mentor laughed, and patiently passed: "You worry too much young one, too much on yourself you blame. Instead, take upon consideration that the bean sprout is small, fragile, tasteless like water; there is nothing you can change other than size and color, but lower it into the soup and patiently stir, allow it to soak up the world and obtain its potential." I repeated his actions, placed myself in the world, sat patient and absorbed its essence, and then removed it, placed it to my lips. Surprised that what I later discovered was not a bland taste of disappointment arose but instead what lingered to the tongue was the sweet taste of near perfection.
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Chilies hang from the ceiling Clouds grow from the floor Light comes from the air. Ladybugs float through the breeze A hand grasps at nothing Colors splash at every angle. Cupcakes being frosted Flowers being picked Books being read. Love violently punching my heart Knowledge leading my brain to obesity Contentment filling my smiling soul.
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Oct 25, 2010
Oct 25, 2010 at 7:02 PM UTC
LIFE
Beans and hot chilies Packing a mean spicy punch Wait for the odor
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Mar 3, 2014
Mar 3, 2014 at 11:13 PM UTC
Tex Mex (Culinary Haiku)
The bitter neem reminds of those days - the day your heart broke the day you have to leave your family the day your beloved pet passed away the day you felt your life purposeless all those days filled with sadness The sweet jaggery reminds of those days - the day of your first kiss the day you achieved a dream the day your kid first walked the day you received the first paycheck all those days filled with happiness The spicy chilies reminds of those days - the day you were criticized the day you couldn’t find a solution the day you waited long in queue the day you were rejected after many attempts all those days filled with anger The sour tamarind reminds of those days – the day you are completely lost the day your dearest friend betrayed the day you failed in everything the day the problems seemed unsolvable all those days filled with disgust The pinch of salt reminds of those days – the day you are left alone the day you failed an exam the day you have to speak facing the crowd the day you felt crisis in life all those days filled with fear The tangy mango reminds of those days - the day when a stranger helped you the day you received an thank you note the day you met a very old friend the day when a wish suddenly becomes the reality all those days filled with surprise Combine all - the experiences of life in a single dish
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 2:45 AM UTC
‘Ugadi Pachadi’ - A recipe of emotions
well, sure, it's a central american dish...          taragon... infused rice... no, wait, that's wrong, i'm thinling of cheap-ass saffron...            ah! turmeric infused rice...     it's a chili con carne... and i'm looking at it, thinking:    needs some garnish...          **** it... cut up a few mint leaves and dropped a dollop of yogurt    into the dish...        what?!                    what do you imply with serving a dish, where fresh mint is a garnish? does the dish sound like any european might cook, call it a stew and then sprinkle some parsley onto it? or does this plate of food, look like something indian, where you garnish a dish of curry with some fresh coriander?   ****** this is american...      you garnish your grub with mint! the "apéritif"? hence the inverted commas...        as in... it's not really a drink...     what was it?                  brie cheese...             which sounds a lot nicer than having to brush your teeth... as if expecting to snog someone in the basin of an hour's worth     of leftover conversation. china just throws in a bunch of spring onions. but a chili con carne?             you garnish it with mint,   and if it's really spicy... a dollop of yogurt; and yes, turmeric is the only substitute to using      saffron...        no... a chili con carne doesn't sound great, when the garnish is either european parsley,    or south asian coriander;             the north asia garnish? spring onions. this central american **** (stew) needs mint... and perhaps some yogurt... if no kashmiri chilies are used.
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May 22, 2017
May 22, 2017 at 3:33 PM UTC
a central american garnish (parsley, coriander, mint)
well, sure, it's a central american dish...          taragon... infused rice... no, wait, that's wrong, i'm thinling of cheap-ass saffron...            ah! turmeric infused rice...     it's a chili con carne... and i'm looking at it, thinking:    needs some garnish...          **** it... cut up a few mint leaves and dropped a dollop of yogurt    into the dish...        what?!                    what do you imply with serving a dish, where fresh mint is a garnish? does the dish sound like any european might cook, call it a stew and then sprinkle some parsley onto it? or does this plate of food, look like something indian, where you garnish a dish of curry with some fresh coriander?   ****** this is american...      you garnish your grub with mint! the "apéritif"? hence the inverted commas...        as in... it's not really a drink...     what was it?                  brie cheese...             which sounds a lot nicer than having to brush your teeth... as if expecting to snog someone in the basin of an hour's worth     of leftover conversation. china just throws in a bunch of spring onions. but a chili con carne?             you garnish it with mint,   and if it's really spicy... a dollop of yogurt; and yes, turmeric is the only substitute to using      saffron...        no... a chili con carne doesn't sound great, when the garnish is either european parsley,    or south asian coriander;             the north asia garnish? spring onions. this central american **** (stew) needs mint... and perhaps some yogurt... if no kashmiri chilies are used.
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after you drink, enough as i have, you get the strangest recipes enter your mind...                and you're not as lazy a marijuana smoker either... you really start imagining things, that aren't, or shouldn't be there, but later materialise, and are actually there.                   like tonight,                   **** me... getting drunk can really give you the munchies...                 i was like: it can't be as simple as crisps from a packet... it can't be ready made, there, at an arm's reach... so it began:                                               bacon,                   cherry tomatoes...                            garlic paste...                  crème fraîche!                          parsley to garnish!                              pickled chilies!             turmeric!                      kashmiri chili powder!             processed cheese! (laughing cow type)...            i swear i missed something...    oh yeah...  brassica juncea - or mustard greens,    something a bit like lettuce...      but if packaged, also includes red cabbage snippets... plus arugula (eruca sativa), also a plant / rocket...          and the carbohydrate canvas to serve it on?                                                          a tortilla! i swear, i should either stop drinking, or stop drinking up recipes, when drunk...   either that, or what i'm tasting, when drunk, tastes really good, or that... well... if someone sober would dare to eat what i conjure up drunk, would simply puke... don't know, i conjure this recipe out of my *** and it stays down... it's not like i'm frying a dog's **** all of a sudden...            if it stays down, and you get to digest it? it can only be as bad as it sounds, with you not having ****** around with the stated ingredients, to whatever palette of proportion that your palette's suited to entertain.     don't know, i swear no marijuana smoker would go as far as to invent something like this...             you drink... you do get hungry...                                      and then you experiment, for some ****** reason that no one seems to be able to explain. i get right into cooking something up,       primarily because when doing chemistry at university, the most enjoyable chapter was organic chemistry... and that was like cooking... i can't say i'm boasting... i don't know if a sober person would find this recipe appealing...             but having made it drunk, i'm pretty sure another drunk would eat it and conclude the same as i: ****** genius... never take me to a kebab takeway... ever again!                     oh gee me...                             clap clap. by now i might as well insinuate that i'm faking   sniffing lines of ******* by the buzz of positivity i'm feeling.
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May 6, 2017
May 6, 2017 at 8:12 PM UTC
a drunk chef (tortilla)
after you drink, enough as i have, you get the strangest recipes enter your mind...                and you're not as lazy a marijuana smoker either... you really start imagining things, that aren't, or shouldn't be there, but later materialise, and are actually there.                   like tonight,                   **** me... getting drunk can really give you the munchies...                 i was like: it can't be as simple as crisps from a packet... it can't be ready made, there, at an arm's reach... so it began:                                               bacon,                   cherry tomatoes...                            garlic paste...                  crème fraîche!                          parsley to garnish!                              pickled chilies!             turmeric!                      kashmiri chili powder!             processed cheese! (laughing cow type)...            i swear i missed something...    oh yeah...  brassica juncea - or mustard greens,    something a bit like lettuce...      but if packaged, also includes red cabbage snippets... plus arugula (eruca sativa), also a plant / rocket...          and the carbohydrate canvas to serve it on?                                                          a tortilla! i swear, i should either stop drinking, or stop drinking up recipes, when drunk...   either that, or what i'm tasting, when drunk, tastes really good, or that... well... if someone sober would dare to eat what i conjure up drunk, would simply puke... don't know, i conjure this recipe out of my *** and it stays down... it's not like i'm frying a dog's **** all of a sudden...            if it stays down, and you get to digest it? it can only be as bad as it sounds, with you not having ****** around with the stated ingredients, to whatever palette of proportion that your palette's suited to entertain.     don't know, i swear no marijuana smoker would go as far as to invent something like this...             you drink... you do get hungry...                                      and then you experiment, for some ****** reason that no one seems to be able to explain. i get right into cooking something up,       primarily because when doing chemistry at university, the most enjoyable chapter was organic chemistry... and that was like cooking... i can't say i'm boasting... i don't know if a sober person would find this recipe appealing...             but having made it drunk, i'm pretty sure another drunk would eat it and conclude the same as i: ****** genius... never take me to a kebab takeway... ever again!                     oh gee me...                             clap clap. by now i might as well insinuate that i'm faking   sniffing lines of ******* by the buzz of positivity i'm feeling.
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Burrito bushes Under  my house Soggy beans Hot chilies Dog for meat In my soup Dipping sauce is  poopy 97 cookies 1 Child 1 Person that read the first letter of every line
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May 11, 2018
May 11, 2018 at 5:42 PM UTC
bush campers
the brink of dawn clots the milky way as stars demure and spike. they traipse in the umbra of an echo rumbling in the drama-sphere, like ghost embers and dim wicks after the laughing flame has gone missing and only the tang of dragon's breath - clings to the weave in the fiber of Orion's Pelt. the sky is where god cannot lie, and the heart is a witness and when that's true remember i told you so. and repent.
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Apr 2, 2015
Apr 2, 2015 at 1:47 AM UTC
Coyote Chilies
See the stars in the night sky the clear blue seas and the architecture of shanghai. See art the beauty of the world and the passion of the human heart. Smell the roses, tulips and lilies the perfumes and aftershaves and the over powering smell of chilies. Smell the coffee, the toast and the flowers the morning after a rain storm and the bread in its infant hours. Touch the sand the animals of the world and the many animals that live on the land. Touch the fabrics the rivers and the seas Feel the wind the rain as it falls and the snow hitting your face. Feel the coldness the warmness and the change in temperature. Hear the birds the laughter and the tears. Hear the dogs the cats and the music of the world.
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 3:31 PM UTC
Senses
Glimpses of memories from a past life Shadows of my yesterday hanging on my walls, like spiderwebs The wild intoxicated air has faded away My living room smells like ordinariness and spring now Trying to catch old feelings, like a fever What would I give to feel what I used to feel again We were not just stars, we were a galaxy The electric feeling, the heat, the rush My dilated eyes, my dehydrated body moving and moving And moving The shaking fingers, the thirst, the mass oh the overwhelming mass of feelings Feeling both excited and angry at the same time Feeling it all, ever so intensely Tasting love, hatred, rage and despair My body was a boiling *** of sensations It was raw and real It was us, the big city and the night sky It was us standing on the roof We didn’t care if we will fall We didn’t care if we will fly We dived into the dark black night so deep we forgot about the concept of time and space It was like ripping out the stars with our bare hands It was like swallowing an ocean Sometimes it was an attempt to drown Sometimes we let the waves carry us away Sometimes we became the waves Now it is only me, sitting here, alone, in my living room Trying to find purpose in zoom meetings, writing emails and harvesting my own chilies. Not sure whether the pills make me numb Or let me feel again Because it’s all the same to me The night sky is not black anymore, it’s grey There are no more oceans to drown in anymore I am wearing a life vest now These pills are different They don’t taste like life or energy They taste like defeat and surrender It was May when you passed over From this life onto another Dividing yours and mine into two seasons warm summer nights with you cold winter days alone Taking with you my ability to feel Taking with you my boldness Taking with you my appetite
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Mar 26, 2021
Mar 26, 2021 at 1:40 PM UTC
Past Life
Glimpses of memories from a past life Shadows of my yesterday hanging on my walls, like spiderwebs The wild intoxicated air has faded away My living room smells like ordinariness and spring now Trying to catch old feelings, like a fever What would I give to feel what I used to feel again We were not just stars, we were a galaxy The electric feeling, the heat, the rush My dilated eyes, my dehydrated body moving and moving And moving The shaking fingers, the thirst, the mass oh the overwhelming mass of feelings Feeling both excited and angry at the same time Feeling it all, ever so intensely Tasting love, hatred, rage and despair My body was a boiling *** of sensations It was raw and real It was us, the big city and the night sky It was us standing on the roof We didn’t care if we will fall We didn’t care if we will fly We dived into the dark black night so deep we forgot about the concept of time and space It was like ripping out the stars with our bare hands It was like swallowing an ocean Sometimes it was an attempt to drown Sometimes we let the waves carry us away Sometimes we became the waves Now it is only me, sitting here, alone, in my living room Trying to find purpose in zoom meetings, writing emails and harvesting my own chilies. Not sure whether the pills make me numb Or let me feel again Because it’s all the same to me The night sky is not black anymore, it’s grey There are no more oceans to drown in anymore I am wearing a life vest now These pills are different They don’t taste like life or energy They taste like defeat and surrender It was May when you passed over From this life onto another Dividing yours and mine into two seasons warm summer nights with you cold winter days alone Taking with you my ability to feel Taking with you my boldness Taking with you my appetite
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i love   that i can walk with a glass of whiskey like a broken chandelier and scream: pickled green chilies from turkey! yum... the whole sour & spice... of a kebab ate without having written about teen love lied about to just sell toilet paper.
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Oct 11, 2015
Oct 11, 2015 at 12:31 AM UTC
1 divergence
Roses are red, thinking gets dicey. Speak to a doctor, before things get too spicy.
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Jul 30, 2020
Jul 30, 2020 at 3:36 PM UTC
Excuse me, the chef added too many chilies.
Adobe and dust, a place so quiet. One grandfather cottonwood, leaves rustling, listens with us for the next train. Drought has dried this land beyond any living person's memory. Now, a cooling wind gathers power. The sky over the old mountains darkens. As the train pulls out from the antique station, a single fork of lightning frames itself in the small rear window. The silvered tracks put distance rapidly behind us. Opening out now before us, sunlight on the High Desert. We turn to see starched white cumulous clouds, absent for months float by, flat bottoms casting healing shadows over the parched land. In Albuquerque, we stop for new passengers. It's days after the 4th of July; families have been visiting. Roasted green chilies, their fragrance so earthy are brought onboard. A mother and her  teenagers sit down beside me. She smiles, we talk. This brother and sister are so good to each other. Dinner in the dining car is an old-fashioned treat. Big windows and white cotton table cloths. I find myself seated family style, with a father and son. Some bicycle race has given them rare time together. As night comes on, the conductor makes a sleeping time call. The lights are dimmed. In the early hours, walking aisle after aisle and car to car I see humanity asleep in all its quirky loveliness. Tanned toddlers, sprawled almost upside down. Hair mussed up, wearing bows meant for grandparents. Graying heads, long accustomed to leaning into one another, rest peacefully. One young man, a poet with a crown of dreads stands alone with his thoughts, looking   out at the stars.   Jostled awake now, I see the The Big Dipper perfectly placed as a child would draw it, twinkling in my smudged window. A haze of soft pink light signals this new day. All of us, coming home. Human angels, each here for one another.
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Aug 29, 2015
Aug 29, 2015 at 8:16 PM UTC
Lamy to L.A.
Adobe and dust, a place so quiet. One grandfather cottonwood, leaves rustling, listens with us for the next train. Drought has dried this land beyond any living person's memory. Now, a cooling wind gathers power. The sky over the old mountains darkens. As the train pulls out from the antique station, a single fork of lightning frames itself in the small rear window. The silvered tracks put distance rapidly behind us. Opening out now before us, sunlight on the High Desert. We turn to see starched white cumulous clouds, absent for months float by, flat bottoms casting healing shadows over the parched land. In Albuquerque, we stop for new passengers. It's days after the 4th of July; families have been visiting. Roasted green chilies, their fragrance so earthy are brought onboard. A mother and her  teenagers sit down beside me. She smiles, we talk. This brother and sister are so good to each other. Dinner in the dining car is an old-fashioned treat. Big windows and white cotton table cloths. I find myself seated family style, with a father and son. Some bicycle race has given them rare time together. As night comes on, the conductor makes a sleeping time call. The lights are dimmed. In the early hours, walking aisle after aisle and car to car I see humanity asleep in all its quirky loveliness. Tanned toddlers, sprawled almost upside down. Hair mussed up, wearing bows meant for grandparents. Graying heads, long accustomed to leaning into one another, rest peacefully. One young man, a poet with a crown of dreads stands alone with his thoughts, looking   out at the stars.   Jostled awake now, I see the The Big Dipper perfectly placed as a child would draw it, twinkling in my smudged window. A haze of soft pink light signals this new day. All of us, coming home. Human angels, each here for one another.
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I have eyes to see and a mouth to speak. I gave you my love you thank me with banch of ignorance. I hate the day I open my mouth for that 4 letter word , I hate that you listened and smile on me. Like the heaven and earth belong to us,your teeth was always ready to fake your smile. Now you are closing your story book but you don't want to let me know how the story ends. But you must know I wasn't born yesterday, I have gone a long miles in this path and I know how hard it can be,your eyes was pure as a snow,but now is like you are working in a chilies factory. I wasn't born yesterday that I may turn to be your toy,your statue,your bridge that you may cross upon it, From today you may know that. I wasn't born yesterday
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Mar 9, 2016
Mar 9, 2016 at 3:38 PM UTC
I wasnt born yesterday.
Sometimes I like to touch it that warm little place inside of you where I built a home for us, yes just me and you Sometimes I like to kiss it that mouth, and those lips hot and red like chilies and oh that body, baby tease me, stop me, tempt me if you will I love to drag my hair across it just to hear you laugh I am venus rising I'll be your greatest goddess we'll play pretend laugh and fight I'll be here in the morning as long as you lay, beside me tonight
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Dec 6, 2012
Dec 6, 2012 at 8:09 PM UTC
Sometimes I Like to Touch it
****** hell, I have never seen those eyes But you are my 42, meaning and universe The dog, a room, few chilies and some strange- Men! I need more, more of everything.
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Jul 26, 2017
Jul 26, 2017 at 11:52 AM UTC
FAAIP DE OIAD
Fully cooked batter, Sprinkle of half-baked sighs. A recipe of truth — Never a lie. Throw out the salt; Add aged cheese, A dollop of sugar, A dash of chilies. Don’t mention the sweat, Nor the quiet cries. Because It’s the recipe of truth — Never a lie. Serve the truth, Or leave it dry. Maybe a pinch of water, But never a lie.
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Jun 14, 2025
Jun 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM UTC
Recipe of Truth
Illusional, delusional My mind is confused Rejection, refusal My veins are infused Cursed, accused My heart is bleeding Used, abused My soul is pleading The uncertainty of thirst Of a beast slowly slithering Dressed in a robe like a priest Torn wrecking and withering Face of a known God Heart of a powerful demon It's life secured in a black cord Stringed chilies and sour lemon Preying on the innocent souls It's lust forever brewing Feeding on the mine coals Always aims for higher viewing Must one be a godly knight Born to end this, once and for all For the serpent searches in the night To whoever answers its call... ©sim
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Sep 6, 2017
Sep 6, 2017 at 10:39 PM UTC
Lustrous Demon
Got rejected Had some poems rejected today Some 25 year old editor; with an MFA Suggested getting rid of some chilies They weren't cliches or common images When I lived them 40 years ago Life experience doesn't change much But at 25 how do you know That life is a series of cliches So acclaimed they are repeated again and again Copyright 2018 Richard L Ratliff
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Jun 16, 2018
Jun 16, 2018 at 2:00 PM UTC
Got Rejected
the point is that you never make any pope, a saint...         you need only one, st. peter...                making popes into saints is a bit don quixote, windmills turning into giants!                      what happened was really a don quixote moment in christian history...                   what, so he's a saint because he forgave the turk that shot him, but he forgave him                    while the turk was sitting in a prison cell? why not forgive him, and send him to siberia,   and make him succumb to the curse of cain?                      let him wander free...                             now that would be true forgiveness, making him sit in a 6 by 6 by 3 cell and then talking to him, saying: i forgive you... isn't exactly forgiveness. how can you forigve, but at the same time use the full extent of the law?                                        ship him off to siberia! let's see what freedom and forgiveness are really like when combined.         another thing that ****** me off...                              apart from the above...    so he's the saint known as:  kissing the airport tarmac as some sort of gesture of grace... right?     i'm going to start calling him  the tarmac-kissing "saint". if that's the case, why shouldn't descartes be regarded as a synonym of st. thomas... i mean: both of them took the pillar of their belief as: belief through doubt... but descartes ins't a saint...            oh, couple doubt with belief, and you're almost like a woman...         it's the     is it?           and      isn't it?                **** me... a bit like me,    i drink, and build up an appetite, as if i were a pregnant woman, c'mon: pickled chilies? processed cheese? crème fraîche?        cherry tomatoes? bacon?                  in a tortilla?     why not throw a gherkin into the combo while you're at it?! is this the first pope-saint?                                now i'm thinking: the 16th century jesuits would be ****** off... they'd revive the inquisition if they had to.          ship the turk off to siberia,                    and kiss the actual earth of the country rather than stage a photo opportunity, kissing the airport tarmac; oh wait... too late... he slobbered himself to death     on the throne... but at least elvis died on the throne of thrones... the ******* toilet.              i too would love to die... while taking a ****
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May 7, 2017
May 7, 2017 at 1:06 PM UTC
"saint" j-p II
the point is that you never make any pope, a saint...         you need only one, st. peter...                making popes into saints is a bit don quixote, windmills turning into giants!                      what happened was really a don quixote moment in christian history...                   what, so he's a saint because he forgave the turk that shot him, but he forgave him                    while the turk was sitting in a prison cell? why not forgive him, and send him to siberia,   and make him succumb to the curse of cain?                      let him wander free...                             now that would be true forgiveness, making him sit in a 6 by 6 by 3 cell and then talking to him, saying: i forgive you... isn't exactly forgiveness. how can you forigve, but at the same time use the full extent of the law?                                        ship him off to siberia! let's see what freedom and forgiveness are really like when combined.         another thing that ****** me off...                              apart from the above...    so he's the saint known as:  kissing the airport tarmac as some sort of gesture of grace... right?     i'm going to start calling him  the tarmac-kissing "saint". if that's the case, why shouldn't descartes be regarded as a synonym of st. thomas... i mean: both of them took the pillar of their belief as: belief through doubt... but descartes ins't a saint...            oh, couple doubt with belief, and you're almost like a woman...         it's the     is it?           and      isn't it?                **** me... a bit like me,    i drink, and build up an appetite, as if i were a pregnant woman, c'mon: pickled chilies? processed cheese? crème fraîche?        cherry tomatoes? bacon?                  in a tortilla?     why not throw a gherkin into the combo while you're at it?! is this the first pope-saint?                                now i'm thinking: the 16th century jesuits would be ****** off... they'd revive the inquisition if they had to.          ship the turk off to siberia,                    and kiss the actual earth of the country rather than stage a photo opportunity, kissing the airport tarmac; oh wait... too late... he slobbered himself to death     on the throne... but at least elvis died on the throne of thrones... the ******* toilet.              i too would love to die... while taking a ****
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