In terms of the old ******* I much prefer diving to fingers, The benefit being You stop yourself seeing The frightening face of the mingers.
I've scolded men enough in my rhymes. It's only fair in equality practice to bash women. Metaphorically. In a light-hearted way that hopefully doesn't ruffle feminist feathers. Not that feminists have feathers... more a leathery texture, perhaps... I'm kidding. I love women. I own three. Joke. I love my wife. We've been together eighteen years. Fair enough, she's been dead for seventeen years, eleven months but hey, I love the bones of her. Joke. She's still alive. But I might not be when she reads this...
In Exodus' terminal chapter Old Moses is free from his captor And God has good news With two tablets to use But forgets to include an adaptor!
Filling up space in my limerick book. I need at least sixty or so, with specific themes. I've only got about twelve religious limericks. Need a few more. But ******, what rhymes with Muhammad? Apart from Hammered, Stammered and Enamoured?