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For centuries philosophers have speculated the role sleep plays in society But it was not until the 1950s that sleep woke up in academia And today sleep studies show what dormant minds really look like Information about our rest we've never seen before However, I've always understood the importance of bedtime You see my parents taught me that sleep and love are soul mates My mom She's the sleeper She loves to sleep She cuddles up on any piece of furniture in my house and snoozes for hours Never views a sitcom past the first commercial break when she's tired And she's okay with that Dad never lets her drive on road trips when night falls Preferring his sleeping beauty tucked safely in the passenger seat Their hands meet as she lets the stars serenade her to slumber While he anchors his left hand on the steering wheel Thanking his lucky stars for his real life princess My dad He's the snorer He loves to snore He roars like a lion on his love seat and naps for hours Never views a sitcom past the second commercial break when he's tired And he's okay with that Mom never lets him sleep alone too long though Keeping his nose plugged strong enough to signal for bedtime They both stand together as he lets her guide him to slumber While she ushers her left hand around his back Thanking her lucky stars for her own prince charming Now my parents call me the dreamer And I sure do love to dream It seems my parents are textbook role models for me Because when you live inside a fairytale for far too long Your reality becomes an endless stream of fantasies Your expectations are exceptionally out of context Strictly written for poetic lines in picture books Never meant to be held Never meant to be felt Only meant for spines stuck on rosewood shelves My parents call me the dreamer And boy I love to dream I believe in creating the unthinkable And when you live inside a fairytale for far too long Nothing is fictional You picture a life with storybook endings Praying the author never runs out of ink You crown each syllable the king of the moment Treating each page like royalty And I've always been okay with that So when I asked my mom when she knew she fell in love She spoke of an instant of unadulterated emotion She said she knew instantly She didn't need to sleep on it When I asked my dad when he knew he fell in love He just smiled back at me He must have known instantly He didn't even speak on it So when I ask myself when I might fall in love I can't help but smile Think of fairytale titles Mile wide love notes in all shapes and styles And a moment where my reality sets my hopes on fire And I won't need to dream about it anymore
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Feb 4, 2014
Feb 4, 2014 at 2:35 PM UTC
Dreamer
For centuries philosophers have speculated the role sleep plays in society But it was not until the 1950s that sleep woke up in academia And today sleep studies show what dormant minds really look like Information about our rest we've never seen before However, I've always understood the importance of bedtime You see my parents taught me that sleep and love are soul mates My mom She's the sleeper She loves to sleep She cuddles up on any piece of furniture in my house and snoozes for hours Never views a sitcom past the first commercial break when she's tired And she's okay with that Dad never lets her drive on road trips when night falls Preferring his sleeping beauty tucked safely in the passenger seat Their hands meet as she lets the stars serenade her to slumber While he anchors his left hand on the steering wheel Thanking his lucky stars for his real life princess My dad He's the snorer He loves to snore He roars like a lion on his love seat and naps for hours Never views a sitcom past the second commercial break when he's tired And he's okay with that Mom never lets him sleep alone too long though Keeping his nose plugged strong enough to signal for bedtime They both stand together as he lets her guide him to slumber While she ushers her left hand around his back Thanking her lucky stars for her own prince charming Now my parents call me the dreamer And I sure do love to dream It seems my parents are textbook role models for me Because when you live inside a fairytale for far too long Your reality becomes an endless stream of fantasies Your expectations are exceptionally out of context Strictly written for poetic lines in picture books Never meant to be held Never meant to be felt Only meant for spines stuck on rosewood shelves My parents call me the dreamer And boy I love to dream I believe in creating the unthinkable And when you live inside a fairytale for far too long Nothing is fictional You picture a life with storybook endings Praying the author never runs out of ink You crown each syllable the king of the moment Treating each page like royalty And I've always been okay with that So when I asked my mom when she knew she fell in love She spoke of an instant of unadulterated emotion She said she knew instantly She didn't need to sleep on it When I asked my dad when he knew he fell in love He just smiled back at me He must have known instantly He didn't even speak on it So when I ask myself when I might fall in love I can't help but smile Think of fairytale titles Mile wide love notes in all shapes and styles And a moment where my reality sets my hopes on fire And I won't need to dream about it anymore
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On a good day, the Sun shines on you. You are in a Disney movie, stretching your arms, As the first light of day hits your toes. And all the sores of the previous nights, Reduced as mere soap suds down the drain. Last night's shower is a preview of the first one today, and coffee smells like the freshest brew straight from a pre-packed foil. Nothing beats the thrill of a morning cup. Life is a sitcom, waiting for the supporting characters to show up and raid your ref, and then! The punchline. You plan your day. You invite a good day. You laugh out loud. On your best day, you lounge. You drink your cup and eat breakfast straight from the pan, and the pan loves you for calling the kettle black. You write your notes on some discarded tissue previously used to wipe off dust. You are free versing with the staunchest disregard for tones and rules of archaic poetry; sometimes, disavowing a semblance of order. Because the best is you. It is now. And you are but a small supporting character, Patiently waiting for the chime of the next five punchlines
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Aug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 4:23 PM UTC
It's fine, I was awake (on a good day)
American Democracy is setting a trend: American Democracy is a Sitcom, or perhaps a Game Show of demagogic, narcissistic sociopaths tricking and manipulating the Public via various sources in a highly consolidated Media industry into thinking they vote for a particular flavor of Tyranny when in reality Today's flavor of Tyranny is all decided for you because the burden of Choice is far too stressful for the Moderner without proper medication, and the power of Choice may require some sort of educated critical Thinking, some sort of re-edification which is far too much for us to handle in this socially sanctioned doped-up state and with such an intentionally failing Education system from K through 12 and beyond. With American Democracy, We have a grand Illusion of Choice. It's so convincing that many believe the Illusion is True. (Sort of like hew we think of Reality, but with Choice of Government!) For American Democracy, They don't want mass Education. They don't want mass Edification. They don't want Critical Thinking; Those things prevent a Control by few. In American Democracy, They intentionally destroy progresses made, like Rights, They perpetuate stigmas about things like genders and the concept of "race" itself They propagate Terror as their Sheeple scream from the sidelines for more They defile the sanctity of Human Experience, of Reality itself and chain us to a system that benefits only a few while destroying everything else, like Climate and Environment. These Demagogues are Satan, if Satan is real: They tempt us with the things we don't need, filling us with Stress, Desires, Prejudices and Fears, and ceaselessly wage war on institutions of Education, all the while keeping us from finding the things we already have within each of us. This System of American Democracy has degraded into a  corrupted fractal of the ages-old ways of Tyranny and Terror: Aristocracy, Plutocracy, Patriarchy, Oligarchy, Kleptocracy, Demagoguery, Bankocracy, Corporatocracy, Fascism; Tell me, What is the ******* difference? I mean, even Adolf ****** was elected democratically under the pretense of "Change" then, for weeks later, suspended civil rights indefinitely after a likely false-flag 'attack' on the Reichstag in 1933, (for which the Nazis blamed the communists.) under the pretense of "Security": Demagoguery runs Amok Among disedified Minds. They say "Freedom" and "Democracy" as if it vindicates their Totalitarianism.
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Jun 2, 2013
Jun 2, 2013 at 10:36 PM UTC
American Democracy
American Democracy is setting a trend: American Democracy is a Sitcom, or perhaps a Game Show of demagogic, narcissistic sociopaths tricking and manipulating the Public via various sources in a highly consolidated Media industry into thinking they vote for a particular flavor of Tyranny when in reality Today's flavor of Tyranny is all decided for you because the burden of Choice is far too stressful for the Moderner without proper medication, and the power of Choice may require some sort of educated critical Thinking, some sort of re-edification which is far too much for us to handle in this socially sanctioned doped-up state and with such an intentionally failing Education system from K through 12 and beyond. With American Democracy, We have a grand Illusion of Choice. It's so convincing that many believe the Illusion is True. (Sort of like hew we think of Reality, but with Choice of Government!) For American Democracy, They don't want mass Education. They don't want mass Edification. They don't want Critical Thinking; Those things prevent a Control by few. In American Democracy, They intentionally destroy progresses made, like Rights, They perpetuate stigmas about things like genders and the concept of "race" itself They propagate Terror as their Sheeple scream from the sidelines for more They defile the sanctity of Human Experience, of Reality itself and chain us to a system that benefits only a few while destroying everything else, like Climate and Environment. These Demagogues are Satan, if Satan is real: They tempt us with the things we don't need, filling us with Stress, Desires, Prejudices and Fears, and ceaselessly wage war on institutions of Education, all the while keeping us from finding the things we already have within each of us. This System of American Democracy has degraded into a  corrupted fractal of the ages-old ways of Tyranny and Terror: Aristocracy, Plutocracy, Patriarchy, Oligarchy, Kleptocracy, Demagoguery, Bankocracy, Corporatocracy, Fascism; Tell me, What is the ******* difference? I mean, even Adolf ****** was elected democratically under the pretense of "Change" then, for weeks later, suspended civil rights indefinitely after a likely false-flag 'attack' on the Reichstag in 1933, (for which the Nazis blamed the communists.) under the pretense of "Security": Demagoguery runs Amok Among disedified Minds. They say "Freedom" and "Democracy" as if it vindicates their Totalitarianism.
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I decided to be nostalgic And flip on the Fresh Prince. The "gentle" comedy cheers me up, But then again, laughter is infectious. I'm on a marathon now With this show on reruns. Watching every episode Until one... You watch a sitcom and expect To chuckle and cackle along with the audience. You expect your heart to be lifted Out of whatever darker place you've been. You don't expect it to hit so close to home That your throat closes up And your lungs burn with the need to breathe But you can't Because suddenly where there was the sound Of deep throated guffaws, Of bellyaching mirth, Is only uncontrollable weeping and sobs You never knew a sitcom could draw. Will: I didn't need him then, I don't need him now. Philip: Will... *Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'ma get through college without him, I'ma get a great job without him, I'ma marry me a beautiful honey, and I'ma have me a whole bunch of kids. I'ma be a better father than he ever was, and I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a **** thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids!* [long pause] Will: [breaks down] How come he don't want me, man? That echo in my soul: How come she don't want me, man?
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 6:54 PM UTC
Sitcom Tears
I was once God's Picasso painting (the Guernica era). Chuck Jones' illustration of the tortured artist, laid out like Wile E. Coyote on a bed of scalding rocks and a white flag screaming "SURRENDER" clenched with both palms. If it were feasible, I'd have dove head first into the smoky center of the sun if it meant my audience understood the shrieking woes I had to bellow through to reach their overwhelmed palates. But Tragedy is the sitcom foil that has long outstayed its menopausal welcome, and I would much prefer a haunting. To Hell with those who repulse the flies with the vinegar of exploitation, gawking as their spit seeps through seven layers of collected scars, who ventilate the wrists to keep the audience comfortable. Real aesthetic power comes from a shower of light hail on the spine, the moments a ghostly hand ****** you on the finger with quietly hidden truths always whispered from a field away. It's far more bracing, the lump in the throat, not the electrical gasp of shock. It's a far greater sign of a forthcoming apocalypse, the angel weeping in pain, not the footsteps of the wailing banshee. The wisp over the wallop.
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Apr 29, 2010
Apr 29, 2010 at 10:56 AM UTC
The Guernica Years
You don't love me; you love the tip of the iceberg that is your idea of me; the sugar-coated mute leading herds of unfinished sentences down the copious hills of his insecurity; the nice little writer whose constant attempts at legendary one-liners are as hit-or-miss as a sitcom still airing far past its prime. I possess three biomes, or, rather, three networks of personalities and identities. I am much more than the Jack Macfarland archetype lip-syncing to Cher in the one gay bar in town, tyrannically governing your wardrobe, possessing a razor-sharp wit cast toward the backs of his community in the form of an outdated punchline- my work on that show lost its Willful relevance and Graceful naivete years ago. I am of the generation fed media saturation three four-hour meals a day, who ingested cardboard cadavers as if they were mother's milk and internally mutated their thoughts and desires to fit the compact time frame of 30 minutes to settle the series' worth of traumas and neuroses while making it home for dinner to stay tuned for what's next in the lineup. Speaking as a casualty of this inevitable chain of events, I regretfully declare that even those who have seen every episode of myself for the past six seasons are still light years away from the room full of faces unencumbered by euphemism.
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 10:59 AM UTC
Censored Acceptance Speech
Those couples on TV That never look like they would be together End up being together season after season Laughing and crying Loving and loopy Late nights and early mornings Sarcasm and seriousness Give a helping hand when it's needed Look back laughing about the times they messed up But never letting it hurt what really matters. That's my life. That's my long distance sitcom
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Jun 28, 2015
Jun 28, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC
Long distance sitcom
She laughs, he smiles. The black forest taste he could only taste at the peak of light beams Her laugh seems similar, quite similar. Her haha's outcasted the glooms and dooms Just as the black forest melted on his taste buds when sun rays streaked upon his shoulder blades. She cracked a joke, he laughs and nods Intellectual is what they might say A brainy maniac she is, who could co-host a sitcom His Friday nights would now only be filled with her wits Replacing all the beers and stouts for a while His once bumpy and rocky throat is nil compared to the highly raised cheekbones visible during a good laugh But one day she cried. The guilt he carries overshadowed his sympathy. Her big swollen eyes Her pinkish and warm face which was covered in dribble Hadn't he known? All those time he made somersaults, he was drown deep below He could breakthrough, but was too mesmerized by the mermaid's blinking fishtail and scaly skin. And she saved him From being turned into a merman Only then he was back to square one Where her laughters, her jokes and her sobs are actually his sugar crush, his Gatsby gold As always, she was after all, his soul saver.
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:48 AM UTC
Mermaids and Fishtails
I wonder if my late night plays Will ever be relayed To a generation that is slayed In my play every black home Has two stories, a fence and a dad that won’t roam Their cars ain’t all chrome No bars on the windows No grandmas saying lord knows When cops shows There are more colors than grey No dope boys on the corner cliche Or dogs on chains barking to get away The colors blue and red stand for a flag The black youth aren’t in a body bag And pants never sag Black men aren’t scary and mean The system isn’t their adversary or The silver screen They don’t fill cemeteries nor chase The color green Black women have a name Not ***** or **** used as shame No fakes buts for their fame The son has more hope Then shooting a ball and ****** bout dope He aspires to use a stethoscope The daughter is strong and free She can either write a song or get a PhD Her future is whatever she wants it to be Their ain’t thugs on tv our color Not every sitcom has one strong black single mother Or get drunk and fight one another Gun violence is a joke the police don’t chock our folk Our music don’t promote drug use And Gucci don’t ****** Drivebys are now hi’s Every family is woke and wise It’s sad to know That this world won’t ever exist Because the world outside Is to nightmarish
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Jul 12, 2018
Jul 12, 2018 at 9:11 PM UTC
My Dream
'All nature seems at work ... The bees are stirring—birds are on the wing ... and I the while, the sole unbusy thing, not honey make, nor pair, nor build, nor sing.' My fingers can’t trace the origin of the age old euphemism Its roots planted firmly in childhood paired with sitcom cliches A conversation never had with my mother I learned the moment he touched me My mind buzzed as the sweetest nectar kissed my lips Arms turned to wings and we flew away The age of fourteen A baby learning where babies come from Innocence poured out like an overfilled glass of milk When he left I was a hummingbird Heart at 1260 beats per minute Fading in and out of anxiety He was the bee Flew to the next delicate flower and ****** her dry like a parasitic insect Always told to be weary of disguised villains Old women with apples Wolves dressed like grandmothers Never of the natural behavior of pollination
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Apr 13, 2014
Apr 13, 2014 at 2:28 PM UTC
The Birds and the Bees
Yours Truly Loving You Avenue Kissime, Missmeana Thursday, December 1, 2011 Dear Love of my Life, You do not know me yet but, I am the love of your life and you are mine. Try not to over look me if we ever meet. Pick me out the crowd of beautiful women you see from where ever we meet, whether it be in public, private, or through a computer screen. Oh yea, and try your best to judge me by my personality. Look past the color of my skin for it may interfere with your better judgement of me. For all you know I could be white, purple, or mahogany. Once, we are together theres somethings you should remember. One is that I won’t completely hate you if you forget our anniversary. I’ll only pretend to so we can feel like a sitcom family. Second, my favorite flower is the lotus but I’ll settle for roses as long as they are never red, I prefer white or black instead.Third, don’t be what you think I expect you to be because I really love spontaneity. So don’t be surprised if for vacation I’d like to go skydiving, bungee jumping, or skiing. By the way I have of list of things I’d like to do before I died and those activities are numbers one, two, and three. Promise to never lie to me unless you are trying to protect me. Yes, I know honesty's the best policy but a little white lie never hurt anybody. I hate to be told what to do unless of course it is by you. So I guess I’ll be fair and not give you too many rules. This last one is a request of you for me, Spontaneously tell me you love me. Sincerely yours, The Love of your Life
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Mar 9, 2012
Mar 9, 2012 at 3:48 PM UTC
Dear Love of my Life
Yours Truly Loving You Avenue Kissime, Missmeana Thursday, December 1, 2011 Dear Love of my Life, You do not know me yet but, I am the love of your life and you are mine. Try not to over look me if we ever meet. Pick me out the crowd of beautiful women you see from where ever we meet, whether it be in public, private, or through a computer screen. Oh yea, and try your best to judge me by my personality. Look past the color of my skin for it may interfere with your better judgement of me. For all you know I could be white, purple, or mahogany. Once, we are together theres somethings you should remember. One is that I won’t completely hate you if you forget our anniversary. I’ll only pretend to so we can feel like a sitcom family. Second, my favorite flower is the lotus but I’ll settle for roses as long as they are never red, I prefer white or black instead.Third, don’t be what you think I expect you to be because I really love spontaneity. So don’t be surprised if for vacation I’d like to go skydiving, bungee jumping, or skiing. By the way I have of list of things I’d like to do before I died and those activities are numbers one, two, and three. Promise to never lie to me unless you are trying to protect me. Yes, I know honesty's the best policy but a little white lie never hurt anybody. I hate to be told what to do unless of course it is by you. So I guess I’ll be fair and not give you too many rules. This last one is a request of you for me, Spontaneously tell me you love me. Sincerely yours, The Love of your Life
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Dear Science and Math, I pray to you because you are what I believe in. Today is the midterm elections for 2018, and boy are we in a mess. Evolution, I would like to apologize that we have devolved as a society to allow our government to function as a really terrible sitcom. Economics and Statistics, I feel your heavy gaze as we still have 2 more years before we hopefully take the bankrupt millionaire out of office. Every day we live under a system whose poster child mocks its citizens and strips the majority of their rights. Their rights to Medical Care, a healthy and functioning Environment, and a Financial System which can support the majority, not just the top 1%. Today I did my part. I practiced my right . . . no my privilege to vote. Too many people chose not to vote. I didn't vote for the last 6 year because I felt I was uneducated in the topic. I felt I was flying blind, something I could have taken 15 minutes to change. If I were a citizen of Georgia I would have lost this privilege, because of 5 years of voting inactivity. If I were of Hispanic descent I would most likely have had to jump through excessive hoops because of a hyphenated last name. There are so many people who don't want to vote because they fear jury duty, or they don't want to wait in line, or they don't want to make time to vote, or they are just plain convinced the system is rigged and their opinion doesn't matter. Let me tell you something, your ballot only "doesn't matter" if you don't hand one in. In fact, it is probably working against the team you would have voted for. I am a woman, which mean only in the past 100 years was my second X chromosome "granted" this privilege. There are still grandparents alive today who remember when, specifically, black people could not vote. There are also plenty of other cases of this "right" being restricted from huge groups of people because of, in reality, what makes them unique. So, I sit here today Science an Math, praying to you that my little corner of the United States may become a better place for ALL of its inhabitants. Please let the scales tip in the favor of justice.
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Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018 at 10:15 AM UTC
Election Day 2018
Dear Science and Math, I pray to you because you are what I believe in. Today is the midterm elections for 2018, and boy are we in a mess. Evolution, I would like to apologize that we have devolved as a society to allow our government to function as a really terrible sitcom. Economics and Statistics, I feel your heavy gaze as we still have 2 more years before we hopefully take the bankrupt millionaire out of office. Every day we live under a system whose poster child mocks its citizens and strips the majority of their rights. Their rights to Medical Care, a healthy and functioning Environment, and a Financial System which can support the majority, not just the top 1%. Today I did my part. I practiced my right . . . no my privilege to vote. Too many people chose not to vote. I didn't vote for the last 6 year because I felt I was uneducated in the topic. I felt I was flying blind, something I could have taken 15 minutes to change. If I were a citizen of Georgia I would have lost this privilege, because of 5 years of voting inactivity. If I were of Hispanic descent I would most likely have had to jump through excessive hoops because of a hyphenated last name. There are so many people who don't want to vote because they fear jury duty, or they don't want to wait in line, or they don't want to make time to vote, or they are just plain convinced the system is rigged and their opinion doesn't matter. Let me tell you something, your ballot only "doesn't matter" if you don't hand one in. In fact, it is probably working against the team you would have voted for. I am a woman, which mean only in the past 100 years was my second X chromosome "granted" this privilege. There are still grandparents alive today who remember when, specifically, black people could not vote. There are also plenty of other cases of this "right" being restricted from huge groups of people because of, in reality, what makes them unique. So, I sit here today Science an Math, praying to you that my little corner of the United States may become a better place for ALL of its inhabitants. Please let the scales tip in the favor of justice.
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You'll always be my favorite kind of film. The sitcom without the laugh tracks or a romance without the actors. The kind of irony that could make me laugh till it hurt. The way I went from pining for you to vivisecting you against the metal of a surgical table, because maybe if I cracked open that soft, stupid flesh I'd finally be able to understand why. How you unspool me, all these years between us but you're still the only boy that's ever made me cry without hitting me first. Mum says she liked me better before I got off the pills. Honestly, I only cut them up once they're dead mother, we all have our hobbies.  I used to rewrite scene after scene of the woulda-coulda-shoulda's of our script and hide them from you. I used to be a lot of things. Don't we all miss me on pills.
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Mar 22, 2019
Mar 22, 2019 at 7:04 AM UTC
It's Complicated.
You were a talented British actor but sadly, not anymore. If you hadn't died, today you would've turned ninety-four. You starred in an episode of "Fawlty Towers" and "Dalziel and Pascoe". Forty-four years ago, you starred in "The Adventures Of Picasso". You starred in an episode of "Last Of The Summer Wine". You starred in an episode of "Mogul" and "Space: 1999". You starred in a short lived British sitcom titled "Cuffy". After living a long life, you died at the age of ninety-three. When you starred in Fawlty Towers, you beat up John Cleese. Today would have been your birthday, may you Rest In Peace.
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Dec 29, 2022
Dec 29, 2022 at 12:13 PM UTC
Bernard's Birthday
It was easy, The clumps and locks Hit the floor Like footfalls, I stood behind you. It had been two Years almost to the day Since you had stopped Using shampoo, And your hair was The softest I'd ever felt. The shrimp baking In the oven Overwhelmed the gentle Scent of apple cider vinegar I've grown accustomed to, Snug behind you, My nose near your scalp, Falling asleep. The night you let me Cut your hair, We fell asleep on the couch, Watching reruns of an Irrelevant sitcom, And I awoke after you Had already gone off To work. I rode past a cop In shorts On a bike At Maryland & 9th On my way to the office, And he turned to ride Behind me, Pulling alongside Me at Maryland & 8th. "I just want to say thanks, For stopping at red lights. We're out here all the time, And they see us go through The lights, and Think they can too." "Yea, no problem. Not trying to Get my head knocked off." "You tryin to be funny?" "No, I said I'm not Trying to get my Head knocked off." "Yea, I heard you, I'm not stupid." "I can see that. You stopped at this red Light, after all." "Watch it, or I'LL knock your ****** head off." The light changed, And I set off. "Yea, get out of here, Before I decide not To let you." Do you remember How I came home? Torn pants, Torn shirt, Torn skin, Dragging my mangled Steel frame Up the stairs to our apartment? You ran to me, Dropped your plate Of rice and beans all over The brand new slip cover, And grabbed my face, Wetting your hands with my blood. You got towels, Got a chair, Sat me in it, Stood behind me, And washed the grit From my wounds. My hair fell Like raindrops As you cut away From the injury site. The feel of your sewing needle And nylon thread Passing through My thin, inflamed skin Blackened my sight, And I slipped away from consciousness. Well, I couldn't tell you then, But I've never loved You more.
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Sep 3, 2012
Sep 3, 2012 at 10:53 PM UTC
--Lesson Learned--
It was easy, The clumps and locks Hit the floor Like footfalls, I stood behind you. It had been two Years almost to the day Since you had stopped Using shampoo, And your hair was The softest I'd ever felt. The shrimp baking In the oven Overwhelmed the gentle Scent of apple cider vinegar I've grown accustomed to, Snug behind you, My nose near your scalp, Falling asleep. The night you let me Cut your hair, We fell asleep on the couch, Watching reruns of an Irrelevant sitcom, And I awoke after you Had already gone off To work. I rode past a cop In shorts On a bike At Maryland & 9th On my way to the office, And he turned to ride Behind me, Pulling alongside Me at Maryland & 8th. "I just want to say thanks, For stopping at red lights. We're out here all the time, And they see us go through The lights, and Think they can too." "Yea, no problem. Not trying to Get my head knocked off." "You tryin to be funny?" "No, I said I'm not Trying to get my Head knocked off." "Yea, I heard you, I'm not stupid." "I can see that. You stopped at this red Light, after all." "Watch it, or I'LL knock your ****** head off." The light changed, And I set off. "Yea, get out of here, Before I decide not To let you." Do you remember How I came home? Torn pants, Torn shirt, Torn skin, Dragging my mangled Steel frame Up the stairs to our apartment? You ran to me, Dropped your plate Of rice and beans all over The brand new slip cover, And grabbed my face, Wetting your hands with my blood. You got towels, Got a chair, Sat me in it, Stood behind me, And washed the grit From my wounds. My hair fell Like raindrops As you cut away From the injury site. The feel of your sewing needle And nylon thread Passing through My thin, inflamed skin Blackened my sight, And I slipped away from consciousness. Well, I couldn't tell you then, But I've never loved You more.
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If morning was too brief to trim those pine tree prickles off of your lower limbs, it's okay. Step 1: ***** hose. After a mirror's glance, you will be tempted to panic. Step 2: Stay calm. Peel the dead animal off the side of your cheek. Let the hairbrush paste the fly-aways into a hot, greased bun. How easy it is to experience a wardrobe malfunction. Remember to keep it simple. Step 3: Slip on that black pencil skirt, the polyester one--not the leather. No one needs to know that you were up late watching sitcom reruns. Remove the screaming purple rings. Step 4: make-up. Base is your friend. You are now prepared. Smear on your finest ruby red lips, and tuck in your leopard-print bra strap. Step 5: Strut your stuff. Retail has never seen such class.
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Nov 12, 2012
Nov 12, 2012 at 12:14 AM UTC
How to Appear Professional
My head is ticking like a time bomb. I rub the back of my hand with my cold sweaty palm. Silently whimpering, in pain, for my mom, I kindly ask her to bring a canola oil embalm. As I rub the embalm at the time bomb, I can hear a gentle soft psalm. My life fades away as if it were nothing more than a sitcom. I perceive my conscious escaping me, but I surprisingly feel calm.
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Nov 22, 2012
Nov 22, 2012 at 11:34 AM UTC
Time Bomb
Lucifer just said I'm two-faced; But the reality is I wear many faces Each one a mask Picking a bouquet of oopsie-daises Unabashedly lashing out at you I eviscerate; wielding a scalpel Then I pounce; scalped him, Pelt dangling from my ***** pack **Went Kerouac on ***** *** Surprise, surprise Palpable attack Thumbing tacks into your eyes Lame as a bad sitcom Band-wagon careening off the laugh-track Everybody loves disarray **** Vamoose! Underlying interloper Feel the allusion in high resolution; Little tike on the ***** Anne frankly I'm that Führer fomenting furor Have you lost your marbles? Inaudibly garbling warbled garbage Mauled to death **I **** narwhals** Convoluted revolution I revel in it Elusive illusion Testify, I bring the excellence in electrocution I'm the executioner Putting the fun in funeral Like a neurotic necrotizing narcotic A lobotomy to the temporal I dreamt the demented torment of descent Cascading like a torrential waterfall Ghoulish delight Primeval upheavaler With hopes to elope, many fold Mic bold, but I suspect she's hitting the slopes; Ice cold Evoking emotion but a hopeless show marionette in a stranglehold
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Mar 1, 2014
Mar 1, 2014 at 9:01 AM UTC
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i am a product of this society i pick-pocketed my personality from a ghastly array of tv shows and teenaged drama if you would like a re-run of last night's late night sitcom i'm at your service i am a product of this society if you want some fashion advice from me because i dress so well log on to pinterest they'll tell you exactly what i would because everything i wear no matter how weird or ugly i wear because they told me to i am a product of this society i do not think for me i have an iphone that has replaced the normal functions of my brain it remembers everything for me i know everyone we talk all the time i text really fast i'm so connected i mean, i'm plugged into everything... i am a product of this society my thighs don't touch and a lovely mountain ridge adorns my back a cavern in my belly come explore me a beautiful bony product of this society I AM A PRODUCT OF THIS SOCIETY and you all should really stop blaming me for being a social deviant for being unwilling to conform to this new normal sanity isn't statistical and this isn't 1984 meaning: just because a billion people do this **** it doesn't make it right doesn't make it make sense i will not hold onto your tail and follow you blindly, society because you don't know where the **** you're going anyway if we progress one more step we'll all be dead
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013 at 9:37 PM UTC
dancing tv-heads
Andy Griffith found success when he starred in "The Andy Griffith Show". That sitcom is still popular today and it was created over sixty years ago. It was one decade ago today when Andy Griffith took his final breath. Andy didn't have a funeral, he was buried immediately after his death. He starred in "Matlock" from 1986 to 1995. Andy would be ninety-six if he had survived. Ten years ago today, a famous man died. Andy had Charisma and talent and that can't be denied.
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Jul 3, 2022
Jul 3, 2022 at 10:55 AM UTC
The Tenth Anniversary Of Andy Griffith's Death
The tea cup clouds were reason enough. Reeling, the clock hands spun on an axis wobble noon flirted with night and I broke into a run as the sky opened its maw and screamed. Even the suits scramble for burrows. Retrospection always has a punchline. Hide away, slide away Stop looking at my ******* please. Now watch wide-eyed behind public glass, with a sitcom gang of affable protagonists who are now late for their respective chapters Staring at their phones, willing the weather forecast to telepathically change. The light strobes, the bricks quiver sympathetically and I riddle a fourteen year old pantheon as they sway, as they jaunt ankle deep in charged water daring each other and daring the sky daring the noise with headphones still around necks like defiant plastic boas Clothes plastered, mouths open, rain-drunk feeling **** revealing secret intimate shapes, feeling sheepishly exposed next to crushes who will kiss them at the next movie. I am aware of each nerve as I drip and shiver I'm terrified of storms, my reasons are mine but even this fear can cat-stroke my skin hyper-sensitized, electric and make me feel **** too.
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Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 at 3:58 PM UTC
The Girl who was Afraid of the Sky **** Rain)
Journey to a far off land, Forget about events transpired Stare into the bright lit tube Powered through its wires Click the switch, surf the waves Before deciding on a channel That allows you to open up your mind Never more than you can handle Relax Grab a snack Sit there in your underwear for all I care Ponder life's mystique Let your worries drip away With your drivel as you sleep Covet every moment Every sitcom and commercial No matter how risqué Or otherwise controversial Laugh until your hearts content Clap when the audiences cheer That you should become part of the culture Surrounded by your peers Cry with every parting Of favorite characters parts portrayed The actors most relatable The true "stars" of the trade For tomorrow is another day To face the daily grind No fast forwarding through the days events Or pausing, until quitting time   Set the DVR, to view at some other time Shut your eyes and get some rest Or Netflix and chill and hit rewind Play back every missed detail You somehow overlooked Or better yet, hit the on/off switch And open up a book.
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Feb 11, 2017
Feb 11, 2017 at 12:47 AM UTC
Netflix and Chill
I scrape my forearms as if the hand you have clasped around my wrist is a lion’s jaw. I don’t do well under social pressures And I would love nothing more than to lend you my underwear and tell you about my dreams But my modesty is a jealous ***** and will have none of that So instead, I put my feet on your lap and touch behind my ears Positioning them like satellites, prepared to receive any data you let into the atmosphere I tell you about the boy I loved in high school, you tell me about the book you’re reading I dress you up to be John Keats With words of romance swimming through your veins From your eyes to your hands The prose you conjure make my eyelashes sweep against my upper cheek With ***** in your blood and the night still young, You have the ability to write me a novel crafted out of the moments that have crept through your fingers I grasp at your memories as if they were butterflies, Careful not to touch the wings, so that their beauty might be seen by someone else I sit and watch as your face becomes a sitcom With all the laughs and pains that a script can hold I look for places where I might make notes in the margins, trying to make you more cohesive I glue a penny to my forehead Face up In hopes that someone will take it from its place Looking for the bit of luck it holds and instead grab my hand. My stomach clenches in knots Craving an understanding of the words you mumble into your coffee My toes massage the soles of my shoes Looking for a foot hold in the song I’m humming But instead I breathe on my tea and dwell on the kiss we shared in the basement
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Nov 7, 2011
Nov 7, 2011 at 2:16 PM UTC
The Love of John Keats
I scrape my forearms as if the hand you have clasped around my wrist is a lion’s jaw. I don’t do well under social pressures And I would love nothing more than to lend you my underwear and tell you about my dreams But my modesty is a jealous ***** and will have none of that So instead, I put my feet on your lap and touch behind my ears Positioning them like satellites, prepared to receive any data you let into the atmosphere I tell you about the boy I loved in high school, you tell me about the book you’re reading I dress you up to be John Keats With words of romance swimming through your veins From your eyes to your hands The prose you conjure make my eyelashes sweep against my upper cheek With ***** in your blood and the night still young, You have the ability to write me a novel crafted out of the moments that have crept through your fingers I grasp at your memories as if they were butterflies, Careful not to touch the wings, so that their beauty might be seen by someone else I sit and watch as your face becomes a sitcom With all the laughs and pains that a script can hold I look for places where I might make notes in the margins, trying to make you more cohesive I glue a penny to my forehead Face up In hopes that someone will take it from its place Looking for the bit of luck it holds and instead grab my hand. My stomach clenches in knots Craving an understanding of the words you mumble into your coffee My toes massage the soles of my shoes Looking for a foot hold in the song I’m humming But instead I breathe on my tea and dwell on the kiss we shared in the basement
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I come down from this ***** high finally, This ****** lifestyle that I've been living, This life is a **** hole, barely making ends meet, crazy people ******* like dialog in a tv sitcom. Oh its soo ****** Just like the girl laying ***** soaked in my bed right now. Life is beautifully painted with sin and good intentions. In the morning I wont even address her by name, fact is I dont know it, shes a victim in my ego boost trap like the girl 45 mins before her was... Strange I dont get caught by now, guess my luck will stay till karma hits me, karma being the stripper I stole the money from out of sluttly skirt, I didnt need the money but the rush I was getting from *** just isnt doing it for me anymore. I need a new high...
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Jan 21, 2015
Jan 21, 2015 at 2:31 AM UTC
high
I picked up the pieces of my shattered heart and put them into my jar of fireflies. Only way now to keep my heart-spark alive To live healthy in the glow I've left the lid open Living with the fear that this light might leave me I have to remind myself some days that dust still rises So I walk like an oil well to keep your memory alive I watched them bury you and realised my biggest fear come true Heaven can't be real And coffins only trap our dead I need to let you go When I die I want to be naked wet and covered in seeds Heaven is the transfer of energy into new life I don't wanna be a goddamm tombstone garden I wanna be a real garden With ******* roses and lillies And weeds Weeds are hard to **** Make me something strong again Give me a reason to keep on going Help me kick my own dust I wanna make life even after my life and I want you back I want you back Because I miss you so much some days I drive sixty in suburban neighborhoods Prayin the fire finaly takes me and I can't do it I know I will wake up in the morning and you still won't be here Sent you an e-mail the other day but purposely got the address wrong I just wanted your name in my inbox Someone already has your cell phone number I called them and cried because when they answered they sounded exactly like you They've asked me to stop texting Saying I have the wrong number Did you know all the people on tv sitcom laughtracks are dead? It is ghosts reminding us to laugh Remind my smile Remind my dust Remind my firefly glow To get bigger Remind me that you're not really gone Not gone gone Even if you're just plant food It means something It's why grass itches your bare skin Reminds you it's alive I don't want to itch like your nightmares anymore Just know I am picking up the pieces as best I can And I ******* miss you
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Apr 30, 2012
Apr 30, 2012 at 12:03 AM UTC
If You Were a Garden This Might Not Hurt as Much (FLP)
I picked up the pieces of my shattered heart and put them into my jar of fireflies. Only way now to keep my heart-spark alive To live healthy in the glow I've left the lid open Living with the fear that this light might leave me I have to remind myself some days that dust still rises So I walk like an oil well to keep your memory alive I watched them bury you and realised my biggest fear come true Heaven can't be real And coffins only trap our dead I need to let you go When I die I want to be naked wet and covered in seeds Heaven is the transfer of energy into new life I don't wanna be a goddamm tombstone garden I wanna be a real garden With ******* roses and lillies And weeds Weeds are hard to **** Make me something strong again Give me a reason to keep on going Help me kick my own dust I wanna make life even after my life and I want you back I want you back Because I miss you so much some days I drive sixty in suburban neighborhoods Prayin the fire finaly takes me and I can't do it I know I will wake up in the morning and you still won't be here Sent you an e-mail the other day but purposely got the address wrong I just wanted your name in my inbox Someone already has your cell phone number I called them and cried because when they answered they sounded exactly like you They've asked me to stop texting Saying I have the wrong number Did you know all the people on tv sitcom laughtracks are dead? It is ghosts reminding us to laugh Remind my smile Remind my dust Remind my firefly glow To get bigger Remind me that you're not really gone Not gone gone Even if you're just plant food It means something It's why grass itches your bare skin Reminds you it's alive I don't want to itch like your nightmares anymore Just know I am picking up the pieces as best I can And I ******* miss you
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