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*what forests are those we pass, blazing along the railway tracks, a tree bloom of still cranes, stream black of ******* bane, stench of dead city rubble, factories of rusted cast metal, distant cotton twilight skies, sun slide across a bunch of wires,     passing tunnels echo lonely platforms, frantic gecko, looming hillside, crackle dry wood fire, a god barred in lock&key,  blink glimpse of the sea  one rush of vision, pebble fling at frisson, metal-crunch rhythm, grind music sublime, spark, grunt, grate, we arrive, we dissipate...*
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Aug 22, 2016
Aug 22, 2016 at 11:42 AM UTC
train journey bits #1
happiness...is everything. Happiness isnt based on money and sometimes not even on what you're doing. Its about who your with. its about living with no regrets And realising that a bad thing will last a few months, so who cares if he doesnt ask you out? who cares what your parents catch doing with the one who does? and who cares what anyone says about you. Happiness is taking a risk and it pays off and even if it doesnt another oppurtunity presents itself. happiness is staying up all night with your frends. happiness is water fights on late summer evenings. happiness is love....lust only gives moments of happiness to the fact you cant believe you have that person...love leaves you eternally in wonder of how you ended up feeling so right. happiness is being with your friends and wearing crazy *** hats in public happiness is seeing a familiar face in nevr ending sea of lies. happiness is no homework happiness is having tickle fights with the one you love happiness is lying in the sun looking at the clouds happiness is doing wat you want to do happiness is helping one another happiness if giving all of you no matter how much you recieve in return happiness is being able to speak your mind happiness is knowing you have earnt all the praise you get and being able to say thank you...not going red, studying your shoelaces and bringing yourself down happiness is confidence happiness is working hard for something happiness is being wateva you want and not caring what anyone says...you only get to live once..you will nevr live it down if you're on your deathbed and you realise that you've spent your whole life being what everyone else wanted you to be. living a lie happiness is finding out who you are happiness is coming home and your parents ask you how your day was...evn if u jst grunt back happiness is singing in the shower as loud as you can...i mean showers hav that magical power that means no-one else can hear you...rite? happiness is not being afraid to say someone is hot...it makes u all giggly...saying someone is good looking doesnt neccessarily mean you want them happiness is feeling safe happiness is feeling wanted happiness is feeling at peace with yourself happiness is feeling that someone always has your back happiness is when something isnt funny..but your so happy to see someone that u cant stop smiling happiness is that one thing you can nevr really express to someone...its like a drug, it makes you do crazy things...its make you feel ontop of the world. this made me happy knowing that peopl will read this and feel happy it made me happy because i made a good attempt to describe something that can nevr be completely decribed. happiness is the one thing that keeps you going when you're like the single flowers whose colours hav turned to shades of grey i cant explain this happiness
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Jun 19, 2019
Jun 19, 2019 at 11:17 AM UTC
Happiness
happiness...is everything. Happiness isnt based on money and sometimes not even on what you're doing. Its about who your with. its about living with no regrets And realising that a bad thing will last a few months, so who cares if he doesnt ask you out? who cares what your parents catch doing with the one who does? and who cares what anyone says about you. Happiness is taking a risk and it pays off and even if it doesnt another oppurtunity presents itself. happiness is staying up all night with your frends. happiness is water fights on late summer evenings. happiness is love....lust only gives moments of happiness to the fact you cant believe you have that person...love leaves you eternally in wonder of how you ended up feeling so right. happiness is being with your friends and wearing crazy *** hats in public happiness is seeing a familiar face in nevr ending sea of lies. happiness is no homework happiness is having tickle fights with the one you love happiness is lying in the sun looking at the clouds happiness is doing wat you want to do happiness is helping one another happiness if giving all of you no matter how much you recieve in return happiness is being able to speak your mind happiness is knowing you have earnt all the praise you get and being able to say thank you...not going red, studying your shoelaces and bringing yourself down happiness is confidence happiness is working hard for something happiness is being wateva you want and not caring what anyone says...you only get to live once..you will nevr live it down if you're on your deathbed and you realise that you've spent your whole life being what everyone else wanted you to be. living a lie happiness is finding out who you are happiness is coming home and your parents ask you how your day was...evn if u jst grunt back happiness is singing in the shower as loud as you can...i mean showers hav that magical power that means no-one else can hear you...rite? happiness is not being afraid to say someone is hot...it makes u all giggly...saying someone is good looking doesnt neccessarily mean you want them happiness is feeling safe happiness is feeling wanted happiness is feeling at peace with yourself happiness is feeling that someone always has your back happiness is when something isnt funny..but your so happy to see someone that u cant stop smiling happiness is that one thing you can nevr really express to someone...its like a drug, it makes you do crazy things...its make you feel ontop of the world. this made me happy knowing that peopl will read this and feel happy it made me happy because i made a good attempt to describe something that can nevr be completely decribed. happiness is the one thing that keeps you going when you're like the single flowers whose colours hav turned to shades of grey i cant explain this happiness
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Oh my little piece of poo, How much that I do cherish you. A texture like that of sticky clay. With an aromatic, stiff bouquet. I can roll you into little ***** And stick you to the bathroom walls. I can shape you any way I want. And get some more with a little grunt. If I want you a little runny, I use prunes to fill my tummy. "Add some color." did you say? I'll just eat corn and peanuts. Yay! Want some green, some red, some blue? A box of fruitloops, that'll do! If I want you a little lumpy, I'll eat raw carrots, their kinda chunky! Playdough can't come out of my **** And I can't make playdough with my gut. Most people flush you far away. But I recycle! With you I'll play! So here's to you, my piece of poo. Thank you so much for just being you!
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Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 at 8:04 AM UTC
An Ode To Poo
Let me love you in Silence, I want to watch you, observe all your pores and spots where fine wrinkles have settled. I want to see you dance daintily like a flower or grunt and hoof your way through space like a grubby animal. Either exalted or halted, I want to hold you, to cup your soft surrendered hands just like a clam shell, and to cocoon your weary beating body. Let me love you in silence, from afar like a deer hiding in the forest, peeking out at the mysteries of the world. I want to love you deeply like the ocean loves the land as she kisses its gentle shores and runs away all too soon, called by the moon. I lay on the dusted hardwood of our home, your washing the dishes and the fragrant smell of soap fills the air, I lay underneath the door frame tracing my eyes up and down your sweet body, your strong back hunched over. Hard working arms cleaning, oh the little love secrets I keep to myself. I want to run through meadows picking the most vibrant wildflowers so I may lay them at your feet, gently quietly. This yearning in my soul words do not know this love, these intangible feelings exuding. I want to bathe you in a claw foot tub and in the silence watch your eyes grow wide, I want to see the wonderment of a whole galaxy of stars glimmering inside you before noise ushers such things away before noise pulls me from this fantasy. This dream that we are living, it exists, I know it does. You can live it too, please please, just close your eyes and let love linger for a moment feel loves sweet breathe as she breathes in silence, as she breathes inside of you and inside of me.
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Apr 24, 2016
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:17 PM UTC
Let Me Love You in Silence
Let me love you in Silence, I want to watch you, observe all your pores and spots where fine wrinkles have settled. I want to see you dance daintily like a flower or grunt and hoof your way through space like a grubby animal. Either exalted or halted, I want to hold you, to cup your soft surrendered hands just like a clam shell, and to cocoon your weary beating body. Let me love you in silence, from afar like a deer hiding in the forest, peeking out at the mysteries of the world. I want to love you deeply like the ocean loves the land as she kisses its gentle shores and runs away all too soon, called by the moon. I lay on the dusted hardwood of our home, your washing the dishes and the fragrant smell of soap fills the air, I lay underneath the door frame tracing my eyes up and down your sweet body, your strong back hunched over. Hard working arms cleaning, oh the little love secrets I keep to myself. I want to run through meadows picking the most vibrant wildflowers so I may lay them at your feet, gently quietly. This yearning in my soul words do not know this love, these intangible feelings exuding. I want to bathe you in a claw foot tub and in the silence watch your eyes grow wide, I want to see the wonderment of a whole galaxy of stars glimmering inside you before noise ushers such things away before noise pulls me from this fantasy. This dream that we are living, it exists, I know it does. You can live it too, please please, just close your eyes and let love linger for a moment feel loves sweet breathe as she breathes in silence, as she breathes inside of you and inside of me.
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i sit on the edge of the bench accidentally bump knees, hear a grunt. i want this hollow to be quenched waiting silently for my turn with the blunt. most of them use it as a social crutch but i'm just here to fill my lungs. not here for the hope of souls to touch just desperate for the taste of ash on my tongue. there's the stereotype of the stoner cares about nothing, apt to start stealing. but this self destruction comes from being a loner and often the feeler of too many feelings. so i'll sit on this bench surrounded by friends who laugh like it can cure their sadness. to me they're just the means to the end sharers of smoke which allows me to vanish.
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Sep 18, 2018
Sep 18, 2018 at 2:55 PM UTC
sad stoner
God knows how our neighbor managed to breed His great sow: Whatever his shrewd secret, he kept it hid In the same way He kept the sow--impounded from public stare, Prize ribbon and pig show. But one dusk our questions commended us to a tour Through his lantern-lit Maze of barns to the lintel of the sunk sty door To gape at it: This was no rose-and-larkspurred china suckling With a penny slot For thrift children, nor dolt pig ripe for heckling, About to be Glorified for prime flesh and golden crackling In a parsley halo; Nor even one of the common barnyard sows, Mire-smirched, blowzy, Maunching thistle and knotweed on her snout- cruise-- Bloat tun of milk On the move, hedged by a litter of feat-foot ninnies Shrilling her hulk To halt for a swig at the pink teats. No. This vast Brobdingnag bulk Of a sow lounged belly-bedded on that black compost, Fat-rutted eyes Dream-filmed. What a vision of ancient hoghood must Thus wholly engross The great grandam!--our marvel blazoned a knight, Helmed, in cuirass, Unhorsed and shredded in the grove of combat By a grisly-bristled Boar, fabulous enough to straddle that sow's heat. But our farmer whistled, Then, with a jocular fist thwacked the barrel nape, And the green-copse-castled Pig hove, letting legend like dried mud drop, Slowly, grunt On grunt, up in the flickering light to shape A monument Prodigious in gluttonies as that hog whose want Made lean Lent Of kitchen slops and, stomaching no constraint, Proceeded to swill The seven troughed seas and every earthquaking continent.
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Sow
God knows how our neighbor managed to breed His great sow: Whatever his shrewd secret, he kept it hid In the same way He kept the sow--impounded from public stare, Prize ribbon and pig show. But one dusk our questions commended us to a tour Through his lantern-lit Maze of barns to the lintel of the sunk sty door To gape at it: This was no rose-and-larkspurred china suckling With a penny slot For thrift children, nor dolt pig ripe for heckling, About to be Glorified for prime flesh and golden crackling In a parsley halo; Nor even one of the common barnyard sows, Mire-smirched, blowzy, Maunching thistle and knotweed on her snout- cruise-- Bloat tun of milk On the move, hedged by a litter of feat-foot ninnies Shrilling her hulk To halt for a swig at the pink teats. No. This vast Brobdingnag bulk Of a sow lounged belly-bedded on that black compost, Fat-rutted eyes Dream-filmed. What a vision of ancient hoghood must Thus wholly engross The great grandam!--our marvel blazoned a knight, Helmed, in cuirass, Unhorsed and shredded in the grove of combat By a grisly-bristled Boar, fabulous enough to straddle that sow's heat. But our farmer whistled, Then, with a jocular fist thwacked the barrel nape, And the green-copse-castled Pig hove, letting legend like dried mud drop, Slowly, grunt On grunt, up in the flickering light to shape A monument Prodigious in gluttonies as that hog whose want Made lean Lent Of kitchen slops and, stomaching no constraint, Proceeded to swill The seven troughed seas and every earthquaking continent.
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August, the Red Line, connected tanks of bolted plastic vertebrae. Every seat gone except five rows up, where a sea lion sprawls across two, stuffed backpack, yellow jacket spread out like caution tape. His grunt a wet bark at the glow of his screen. Middle-school deer slip into the aisle, chatter clipped when the sheriff drifts past, their ears flicking, smiles bitten shut. Not a predator- just a gelded ox, chest puffed, badge sagging, glass-eyed, chest rig clattering with blanks. Two lemur-children cling to their tortoise elder, her shell steady against the sway of the car. She shepherds them from the surge of riders: loud Dodger blue parrots in cholo socks, moth-women with plumed lashes beating the stale air, a stray dog, gutter musk dragging at its haunches. And one gray bear muttering alone, arguing with her reflection. Between Koreatown and MacArthur Park, somewhere the sea begins to breathe again, then, feathers forcing through my skin- an alley gull knifing into this clamour, scavenging inside its exhaust. The car rattles, its ribs plated with blistered posters: museum wings open to no one, ‘register to vote’ fading into graffiti script, flu shots promised by smiling ghosts. A bruised hatchling staring out beside the words See something, say something. The warning lights glow like eyes hunting in the dark. From its flanks the train unfurls iron claws. They rake the tunnel walls, the city’s bones, the dark itself.
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Sep 29, 2025
Sep 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM UTC
The Gull Below
I shall never get you put together entirely, Pieced, glued, and properly jointed. Mule-bray, pig-grunt and ***** cackles Proceed from your great lips. It's worse than a barnyard. Perhaps you consider yourself an oracle, Mouthpiece of the dead, or of some god or other. Thirty years now I have labored To dredge the silt from your throat. I am none the wiser. Scaling little ladders with glue pots and pails of Lysol I crawl like an ant in mourning Over the weedy acres of your brow To mend the immense skull-plates and clear The bald, white tumuli of your eyes. A blue sky out of the Oresteia Arches above us. O father, all by yourself You are pithy and historical as the Roman Forum. I open my lunch on a hill of black cypress. Your fluted bones and acanthine hair are littered In their old anarchy to the horizon-line. It would take more than a lightning-stroke To create such a ruin. Nights, I squat in the cornucopia Of your left ear, out of the wind, Counting the red stars and those of plum-color. The sun rises under the pillar of your tongue. My hours are married to shadow. No longer do I listen for the scrape of a keel On the blank stones of the landing.
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The Colossus
hot wet grip squirm throb lick whisper gasp groan touch yes gooey sticky heat rushed seize **** hush drool coy moan grab push pull eat eye-roll tease yes swirl soft shiny squeeze tasty tongue fingers **** ***** ugh unf yes breath ******* pound lips hard angry bite slap choke spank stroke pant blow yes rub tan pale mumble please pink flutter mutter sigh gasp heart pause oh yes arms legs quiver plead whine feel beg body yes tense grunt **** smooth play two deep desperate *** fasterdeeper passion yes slow no yes sudden laugh bruise scratch oh yes shake kiss love yes smug yes come yes scream yes wow you yes close spit swallow peck pet soft sleep dream
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Apr 15, 2015
Apr 15, 2015 at 5:56 PM UTC
***
my poor ugly fat sister with her ugly fat body blotchy body and ginger ***** hair yells in terror futilely begging 'no more Daddy, please, no more blows' as my drunken old ******* of a stepfather lashes her wobbly *** mercilessly as he yells bible-inspired obscenities and hatred from the pulpit of his demented brain and I am powerless to intervene or else I know I shall be next and my many wounds from last week's thrashing are still so tender and unhealed so I sit and watch and gently ********** myself under the cover of the odourous blanket but things are taking a different turn this evening as I see dear old Daddy taking out his ugly **** and then ravish my sister's bloodstained body and this really is too much even for me to bear so whilst he is occupied with the edifying task in hand I reach for the rifle and taking aim I blow Daddy's **** off in filial love and then I come with a grunt into my snot-encrusted handkerchief       OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
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Oct 6, 2015
Oct 6, 2015 at 10:21 AM UTC
Revenge for My Fat Sister
I see Sloth from “The Goonies” whenever I see you. You softly ask me to make love but I hear “Baaaby Ruuuuth?” Maybe it's your crooked teeth or your rancid funk. When you say you love me so it comes out “Sloth love Chunk!” I see Sloth from “The Goonies” when we go socialize. And when you greet our many friends, you're saying “HEY YOU GUUUYS!” Maybe it's the way you grunt or just your lazy eye. But when I'm having *** with Sloth it makes me want to die.
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May 15, 2014
May 15, 2014 at 11:56 PM UTC
Sloth
Cock-a-doodle doo. Pigs snorting and grunt. Bleat baa the sheep. Hidden in the trees squeak the squirrels. Gobble gobble gobbling turkeys. Low oxen moo the cows. Hohi-a-hohhle hi Bray donkeys so similar. Rolling on the red dust. The village. A swallow-tailed bee-eater. Calling and singing. A green barbet, dark brown head. Answers the call. A red-capped lark, black bill. Entertains the morning. An emerald-spotted wood dove. Seated lonely somewhere. Coos to the extravaganza. The village.
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Jun 23, 2012
Jun 23, 2012 at 5:20 AM UTC
THE VILLAGE
I'm writing this on a broken phone, about times when technology will make you moan, and grunt and growl and groan. He made it look simple, am I alone? Why does technology make me moan.
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Jan 4, 2010
Jan 4, 2010 at 4:33 PM UTC
Cracked Screen
i was looking at you and thought it would be fun to shoot you in the *** and use a big gun you shook your **** hips and said do me in bed you pursed your pretty lips and said i like to be dead how do you figure i'll look good when i splatter please pull the trigger and watch my skull shatter no not in the head id rather shoot you in the belly please, baby, i said you know i love jelly you prefer stench to a hole in the skull whats wrong with you are you really that dull ok lets compromise a bullet in the **** wow that will hurt i will scream i will grunt i'm getting the fits i'm upset just a tad i'll shoot off your **** before i get mad alright honey let's make it fun ill open my legs you shoot the big gun i shot her once she ****** my **** i did her again she went into shock i'm not dead yet but i'm starting to fry whew i am really wet but when will i die soon darlin do you think you can *** i'm tryin hard love but i'm gettin pretty numb i shot her and shot her she spassed and she lurked i cumed in her mouth then she died when she ****** i kissed her good by she was **** to die i ****** her some more and went to the shore now she's dead i'm in a bad mood layen in bed i'm starting to brood two days later i met someone new she said i like guns what about you? i walked outside i started to cry she kissed my mouth and said im ready to die i fell on the ground ready to scream what a merry go round what a ***** dream :)
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May 21, 2016
May 21, 2016 at 5:26 PM UTC
Shootin Poem..... ****
What does the donkey bray about? What does the pig grunt through his snout? What does the goose mean by a hiss? Oh, Nurse, if you can tell me this, I'll give you such a kiss. The cockatoo calls "cockatoo," The magpie chatters "how d'ye do?" The jackdaw bids me "go away," Cuckoo cries "cuckoo" half the day: What do the others say?
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What Does The Donkey?
Your VIBE brings me to life Here's my Heart take a slice Wicked is my nice Random like a roll of dice I see your shining soul Illuminating is your glow Inside I start to grow To love you is to know Excuse me if I'm blunt I've just returned from the hunt Clean my fangs hear me grunt Motion master every stunt Fine flesh I must taste Luscious lips I won't waste Primal pleasure we embrace Have you seeing outer space Wolf spirits howl at the Moon Ravaged in a hypnotic swoon Bodies slap create tribal tune Wrestle play sacred boom boom boom..Hollaaa! Priceless like a Shaman Dollaaa! Wear war paint instead of a collar Genocide survivors of slaughtered sorrow Faith our strength with it we build tomorrow...
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Jun 11, 2015
Jun 11, 2015 at 5:48 PM UTC
VIBE
crickets serenading the crows to sleep trees send out calls to one another on the wind rustling branches what a masterpiece the stars make nestled in the spun navy blue of the night sky fawns and deer scream to one another grunt warnings and snort dry grass baby bunnies chirp to distant moms being chased by auburn tailed foxes the frogs try and calm their throats of the incessant pockets of air that erupt from their stomachs the moon's veil casts lacy shadows on the leaves filling the gaps in the branches white moonwashed asphalt sparks with diamonds the sun trying to break the barrier of darkness pushing and bulging over the horizon with a pop hazy pink lemonade spills over the edges of distance mountain ranges orange Starbursts melt on the tips of the crows' claws lavender wax seeps around the sleeping bunnies still chirping in their shortening sleep the stardust that fell during the night sparkles like dew on the blades of grass and floats like fairies through the apple juice air thick and warm cinnamon roll clouds roll by in the liquid gold sky the scent of cherry pie and toast every morning in the summer and the scent of honeydew melon with bamboo extract right before dusk.
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Mar 19, 2014
Mar 19, 2014 at 11:56 AM UTC
lavenders and stardust
The Camel’s **** is an ugly lump Which well you may see at the Zoo; But uglier yet is the **** we get From having too little to do. Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo, If we haven’t enough to do-oo-oo, We get the **** Cameelious **** The **** that is black and blue! We climb out of bed with a frouzly head And a snarly-yarly voice. We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl At our bath and our boots and our toys! And there ought to be a corner for me (And I know there is one for you) When we get the **** Cameelious **** The **** that is black and blue! The cure for this ill is not to sit still, Or frowst with a book by the fire; But to take a large *** and a shovel also, And dig till you gently perspire. And then you will find that the sun and the wind And the Djinn of the Garden too, Have lifted the **** The horrible **** The **** that is black and blue! I get it as well as you-oo-oo, If I haven’t enough to do-oo-oo, We all get **** Cameelious **** Kiddies and grown-ups too!
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The Camel’s ****
I stand here on a street corner, daisy dukes and fish nets, my favorite Metallica crop top floating up on moonlit skin. Monster truck inching close, breath pacing through the city streets, I walk to the edge of his dark lair to bite any hesitation. With curt words and close heads I smell the whiskey in his breathe. Pulling into the alley's grip, I let him lead and grit my teeth. "Shhhh, I won't get busted again." the whiskey whispers against my ear, "Don't make a peep." Then I'm not sure if it's man or whiskey who turns me around in callused hands. He spits first, entering with a grunt, and my hands slide down the window with each ****** 5 minutes. I horn honks in the distance, long and mad, as whiskey man unloads on my back, along with his long, satisfied growl. That's it, with a reluctant 20 bucks, and I'm back biting the wind.
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Apr 5, 2015
Apr 5, 2015 at 9:20 PM UTC
1:45 a.m. job (explicit)
Where's your lady? asked the chimpanzee the bear looked askance the tiger growled zebras rolled macaws looked in trance. Where's she your lady pretty queried the lone rhino it's not good this solitude roared the lion with raised eyebrow. Did you lose your way this November day when the sky's blazing blue this fair weather you aren't together how come asked the shrew. Your face it shows shouted hippos this fine day of November boars did grunt scowled elephant you're lost without her. They were so true alone at the zoo emptiness surrounded me daylight though gold sky blue bold I roamed unhappily.
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Nov 3, 2015
Nov 3, 2015 at 9:13 AM UTC
Today I Went to the Zoo
He slumps, grumbling at the air a grunt, no more admittance of awareness minimising risk of developing interest grunt the glow across his face pale a reflective pallor shows us his day has spent him inside grunt nourishment calls a gutted feeling deeper than his alienation as food is not forthcoming he tries to sing grunt in letting go his newfound voice an interrupted squawk so disgusted he uhgs hiding himself again grunt daily untouched but for lonely nights when in consolation he hands himself to the bounty of the sickened screen grunt and gurgles in unity, at one with images which champion his waking hours, forcing him unconsenting and confused grunt
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May 14, 2013
May 14, 2013 at 9:14 PM UTC
The Grunt
You smile and laugh, Lightness incarnate. I think about corrupting you. I want to feel your skin sweat under my fingers,  Watch your muscles clench. I'd **** to bring a moan out of you, Die to hear a grunt. I want to taste your hostility, Heated and ashamed. I will rip your evil forth. To see it spill through you, Oh. I bite my lip. The levees are cracking, I can see it in your eyes.
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Mar 23, 2012
Mar 23, 2012 at 3:33 AM UTC
Voracious
I hear the world is full of pain, Flooding, terror, acid rain; Music, theatre, laughs and art, Whiskey, coffee, beer and darts, Rainbows, glaciers, hiking trails; Rare Pepes and EPIC FAILs, Overwatch and Pokemon Go; Donald Trump and Bernie Bros; Dreams, and Drugs, and Rock n' Roll, Dharma, Love, and the eternal soul, The Holy Quran and the Higgs boson Tajwid in Geneva, QFT in Tehran. Yet day by day I sit and type Edit, grep, compile, pipe All that a system smoothly might run Ashes to Ashes, Zero to One ''' npm install; grunt &; restart nginx docker run -d me/interests; pkill sleep; pkill *** nice 14 nutrition; rm /etc/cron.daily/exercise pkill -STOP judgment; scp foodler:'**/{burger,fries}' ~ ''' It's rather ironic that this metal you see, Seems quite a better multitasker than me Whereas It stops its world to switch one task for others My open descriptors always overflow my buffers Whereas it take new patches with a simple 'apt-get' My resolve for upgrades I quite often forget And when its health checks fail, we regrow the ASG But my self won't reboot. et memento mori.
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Aug 6, 2016
Aug 6, 2016 at 8:35 PM UTC
a sysadmin's lament
**** them all I'll wear what I want and my nose ring too that principal ***** is scared of me anyway she looks every direction except mine I try to walk near her in the hall so she'll see I've busted the dress code she's good at getting really engrossed in a conversation when I'm near like the waitress at Applebys that looks right through me when I wanna order people are so good at looking right through you it's scary I can't look through anything I see it all I see my footprints on the sidewalk fuckin' followin' me I see fuckin' atoms splitting I see all the colors of light in the air but sometimes I just see black I go to fancy department stores just to pull out clothes and let 'em drop nobody fuckin' looks at me except they're wondering if they'll have to call the police maybe someday they'll have to call the police then they'll see me maybe for the first and last time **** them all sometimes I walk behind someone and grunt at 'em I giggle when it scares 'em but they always step aside and don't look at me I just keep walking with those footsteps followin' me and those colors turned to black in my eyes I do like the **** who knocked me down that time instead of steppin' aside I like him fine at least he saw me at least he looked at me when he punched me even if he did give me a nosebleed and I lost my ring tore it right out of my left nostril and now there's a fuckin' scar the janitor bandaged it up for me so I could go to class I love that janitor dude he's fuckin' awesome he gives us *** and has a black cape hangin' on his wall we can put on if we're in that kinda mood it feels good to wear that cape like Captain Fuckin' Invisible sometimes it takes the black away sometimes the *** brings the colors back I'd rather skip class and smoke *** with the janitor but we're reading The Metamorphosis now that's a fuckin' great book a fuckin' nobody who becomes a monstrous vermin overnight nobody's gonna forget that that's for sure I wonder if Kafka locked himself in his room like I do I could turn into an insect and no one would know since they don't look at me well if they do look they don't see me anyway I guess I am a vermin to them the principal who doesn't wanna see me and my sister who pretends she doesn't know me at school and even my mom who only looks at me to make sure I'm not wearing profanities on my shirt **** that fuckin' big huge vermin fuckin' creepin' up behind you and grunting and nobody even sees it comin' that's a giggle right there nobody sees it comin' 'cause nobody sees me nobody sees me at all
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Dec 17, 2012
Dec 17, 2012 at 4:06 PM UTC
Captain Fuckin' Invisible
**** them all I'll wear what I want and my nose ring too that principal ***** is scared of me anyway she looks every direction except mine I try to walk near her in the hall so she'll see I've busted the dress code she's good at getting really engrossed in a conversation when I'm near like the waitress at Applebys that looks right through me when I wanna order people are so good at looking right through you it's scary I can't look through anything I see it all I see my footprints on the sidewalk fuckin' followin' me I see fuckin' atoms splitting I see all the colors of light in the air but sometimes I just see black I go to fancy department stores just to pull out clothes and let 'em drop nobody fuckin' looks at me except they're wondering if they'll have to call the police maybe someday they'll have to call the police then they'll see me maybe for the first and last time **** them all sometimes I walk behind someone and grunt at 'em I giggle when it scares 'em but they always step aside and don't look at me I just keep walking with those footsteps followin' me and those colors turned to black in my eyes I do like the **** who knocked me down that time instead of steppin' aside I like him fine at least he saw me at least he looked at me when he punched me even if he did give me a nosebleed and I lost my ring tore it right out of my left nostril and now there's a fuckin' scar the janitor bandaged it up for me so I could go to class I love that janitor dude he's fuckin' awesome he gives us *** and has a black cape hangin' on his wall we can put on if we're in that kinda mood it feels good to wear that cape like Captain Fuckin' Invisible sometimes it takes the black away sometimes the *** brings the colors back I'd rather skip class and smoke *** with the janitor but we're reading The Metamorphosis now that's a fuckin' great book a fuckin' nobody who becomes a monstrous vermin overnight nobody's gonna forget that that's for sure I wonder if Kafka locked himself in his room like I do I could turn into an insect and no one would know since they don't look at me well if they do look they don't see me anyway I guess I am a vermin to them the principal who doesn't wanna see me and my sister who pretends she doesn't know me at school and even my mom who only looks at me to make sure I'm not wearing profanities on my shirt **** that fuckin' big huge vermin fuckin' creepin' up behind you and grunting and nobody even sees it comin' that's a giggle right there nobody sees it comin' 'cause nobody sees me nobody sees me at all
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Fly so fast the years they do and my mind is not as once it was, forgetting things such as dates and names and going round as though I´m lost, in every room I stop and wonder why did I come in here, what is it, that I´m looking for, not a clue I fear. Have you seen my reading glasses Yes! she says, you´ve got them on your head, and what about my car keys I´ve looked everywhere, including in the shed, and when I bend, why is it that I always grunt and groan, and my back today, is not the best of backs I am so racked with aches and pains. My eyesight´s not as sharp these days and my hearing, Sorry, what d´you say, no longer do I walk upright and my thinning hair is turning grey, but although the body´s ageing and the memory´s fading fast, my brain still thinks I´m eighteen and I can do things, as I did in the past. So I´m off to run a marathon and the channel I shall swim and when I get home from clubbing I´ll be heading for the gym, I´ve parked my zimmer in the corner and my pillows I have plumped, the douvet I have pulled up tight as I start to snore and dream, and trump.
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Jun 12, 2018 at 3:51 PM UTC
Ageing, But Not So Gracefully