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"christie" poems
Sometimes, when you listen to their enounciation. You realize, just how beautiful they speak in their British accent. Every word expressively spoken. That you're mermorized by each vocal. Maggie Smith, the lady of class. Cary Grant, the man of taste. Oh, that British voice. That you might chose , if had you that choice. Or seek ways to adapt them to yours. Michael Redgrave/Michael Rennie/Vanessa Regraves All of them had that lovable voice. Then you notice the beautiful Julie Andrew. Words spoke so you see the greatness of the phase. Which we notice too in Richard Attenborough. Who reminds many of Richard Burton? Yes, the British accent. You just got to love it Similar to loving Honor Blackman when she speaks. A great difference from Jacqueline Bissett. Except written about them with great respect. Who can't admire the British Accent? Yes, there's the French. And I'm not kicking it. Then , there's Spanish. Which has more trying to learn it. But this is about the English and the various style of vocals. Colin Barker and Prince Williams the Royals speaks so wonderful. Just like, the man called Michael Caine. I just have to mention Deborah Kerr. That also goes for Joan Collin. It's something about their style of speaking. Maybe because you understand every spoken word. Which is level toward the great Timothy Dalton. And Samantha Eggar and **** Jagger. Plus, the late David Niven. And honorable mention to Julie Christie. Jane Asher, Hugh Grant and several more. Have you wishing to make their voices be yours. Yes, the British Accent just so lovable. And the greatest things about it. You don't have to be famous to be adored.
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Jan 1, 2014
Jan 1, 2014 at 10:23 AM UTC
The British Accent
Sometimes, when you listen to their enounciation. You realize, just how beautiful they speak in their British accent. Every word expressively spoken. That you're mermorized by each vocal. Maggie Smith, the lady of class. Cary Grant, the man of taste. Oh, that British voice. That you might chose , if had you that choice. Or seek ways to adapt them to yours. Michael Redgrave/Michael Rennie/Vanessa Regraves All of them had that lovable voice. Then you notice the beautiful Julie Andrew. Words spoke so you see the greatness of the phase. Which we notice too in Richard Attenborough. Who reminds many of Richard Burton? Yes, the British accent. You just got to love it Similar to loving Honor Blackman when she speaks. A great difference from Jacqueline Bissett. Except written about them with great respect. Who can't admire the British Accent? Yes, there's the French. And I'm not kicking it. Then , there's Spanish. Which has more trying to learn it. But this is about the English and the various style of vocals. Colin Barker and Prince Williams the Royals speaks so wonderful. Just like, the man called Michael Caine. I just have to mention Deborah Kerr. That also goes for Joan Collin. It's something about their style of speaking. Maybe because you understand every spoken word. Which is level toward the great Timothy Dalton. And Samantha Eggar and **** Jagger. Plus, the late David Niven. And honorable mention to Julie Christie. Jane Asher, Hugh Grant and several more. Have you wishing to make their voices be yours. Yes, the British Accent just so lovable. And the greatest things about it. You don't have to be famous to be adored.
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Purple velvet curtains mimicked purple proses of long dead authors Auteurs and Anglophiles expressing desire, the desire for Desiree and she danced, she danced. Christie too, she danced, she danced Kick, snare, kick kick, snare, she danced rhythmic hypnosis Daddy watched from the bar, banal dance of the bandits And Katzarina, baby in the back, dances for love Fatherless child begging attention Dance no more my dear soul, for you deserve more Lecherous lounge acts, the men in ties Order another round, girls gather around Please me, dance for me, ****** and bashful The purple velvet reminds them of mother Cruel institutions that decay our psyche Patriarchal pesticides in pasta and porridge On the side of the mango, matriarchal monotony Oh stop this pretentious pillaging of poor prostitutes You are but a boy at the gates of existence, fear not, for the father and the mother shall hold your hand in the heavenly harem.
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Feb 14, 2013
Feb 14, 2013 at 5:53 PM UTC
Disregard My Hypochrisy For a Moment
The wait has been long Two weeks and counting As everyday passes You tell yourself to be patient And do your work calmly As though everything is all right As the minutes turn to hours Hours turn to days And days turn to weeks But still nothing happens No message from your bank No credit added to your account Same old excuses given Your resolve can no longer hold Your steely focus falters You make mistakes That you would not have made Even in your wildest dreams Every hurdle looks insurmountable The commute to office Suddenly seems like a marathon You lash out at strangers Over matters as mundane As your typing speed At home, you drown yourself In Agatha Christie's finest ****** mysteries Forgetting that you have to sleep Just reading and reading To escape from the mad world around you Till your eye muscles scream in protest You clench your fists Flex your muscles And sharpen your teeth As the devil awakens inside you Ready to pounce on your master And seek divine retribution For making you wait so long And denying you What is rightfully yours
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Jul 18, 2018
Jul 18, 2018 at 11:12 AM UTC
The wait has been long
6:45, this sounds a bit Agatha Christie as if the 45 is out to get me and the 6 being an innocent bystander had a gander anyway. Well whadaya know Cockney rhyming gets in on the show. Goosey, Goosey where's our Lucy did Desi get his bride? Okey choke me Arbroath smokies, I love a bit of fish I wish I wish and then I pop will wishing ever make me stop? Going down to Chinatown A west end luxury Peeking at a Peking duck Which will in turn, turn around to be a chicken.
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Jan 9, 2016
Jan 9, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC
Sorbet
FEW POETIC REFLECTIONS  ON OLD AGE Dear Poet Friends, after a long break, I have composed a few lines as a very senior citizen and a lover of poetry. If you like the same, kindly Re-post this poem for wider circulation. Thanks and best wishes, - Raj Nandy of New Delhi.    It has been often been said that old age is that period of life,   When all bad habits are given up on doctor’s advice, And yet you don’t feel all that good while you survive! Yet I do try to take some solace from Robert Browning’s poem ‘Rabbi Ben Ezra’ which says;- ‘’Grow old along with me!   For the best is yet to be,   The last of life, for which the first was made.’’ Despite my grey hairs and wrinkled face, With creaking joints and scattered aches and pains, ‘’Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing   For every tatter in its mortal dress’’, In thanks giving to the Lord and sings his praise; As I recall WB Yeats’ ‘Sailing Byzantium’, - that lovely poem from my college days. As our biological clock continues to tick incessantly, Getting older becomes compulsory. But becoming Wiser in wrinkled years remains optional, A choice our free will has the opportunity to make! I recall what Agatha Christie had once said, That an archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get, For the older she gets, the more interested in her he becomes; With due respect to our women whose age is impolite not ask. Here I recall what the Pulitzer Prize winner Robert Frost had once said, That a diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday and not her age. I recall the observation of Sartre the famous French philosopher who had said, That more sand that escapes from the hourglass of our life, The clearer we should see through it as a blessing of time! It is true that we live in deeds, not in years; in thoughts, not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial, - as James Bailey had said. I finally conclude by quoting the first stanza from ‘Beautiful Old Age’  by DH Lawrence; ‘’It ought to be lovely to be old   To be full of the peace that comes of experience   And wrinkled ripe fulfilment.’’                                                      -Raj Nandy of New Delhi.
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Dec 19, 2019
Dec 19, 2019 at 11:04 AM UTC
ON BLESSINGS OF OLD AGE !
FEW POETIC REFLECTIONS  ON OLD AGE Dear Poet Friends, after a long break, I have composed a few lines as a very senior citizen and a lover of poetry. If you like the same, kindly Re-post this poem for wider circulation. Thanks and best wishes, - Raj Nandy of New Delhi.    It has been often been said that old age is that period of life,   When all bad habits are given up on doctor’s advice, And yet you don’t feel all that good while you survive! Yet I do try to take some solace from Robert Browning’s poem ‘Rabbi Ben Ezra’ which says;- ‘’Grow old along with me!   For the best is yet to be,   The last of life, for which the first was made.’’ Despite my grey hairs and wrinkled face, With creaking joints and scattered aches and pains, ‘’Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing   For every tatter in its mortal dress’’, In thanks giving to the Lord and sings his praise; As I recall WB Yeats’ ‘Sailing Byzantium’, - that lovely poem from my college days. As our biological clock continues to tick incessantly, Getting older becomes compulsory. But becoming Wiser in wrinkled years remains optional, A choice our free will has the opportunity to make! I recall what Agatha Christie had once said, That an archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get, For the older she gets, the more interested in her he becomes; With due respect to our women whose age is impolite not ask. Here I recall what the Pulitzer Prize winner Robert Frost had once said, That a diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday and not her age. I recall the observation of Sartre the famous French philosopher who had said, That more sand that escapes from the hourglass of our life, The clearer we should see through it as a blessing of time! It is true that we live in deeds, not in years; in thoughts, not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial, - as James Bailey had said. I finally conclude by quoting the first stanza from ‘Beautiful Old Age’  by DH Lawrence; ‘’It ought to be lovely to be old   To be full of the peace that comes of experience   And wrinkled ripe fulfilment.’’                                                      -Raj Nandy of New Delhi.
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There are a lot of misconceptions about Uni Such as we all live lives like the ones off Hollyoaks And that in order to survive You need to be three things: Beautiful A party-animal And an iron liver. Sorry to disappoint you. Those things are all nice: Much like a free side with your sub Or a red-letter day. They’re nice – But they’re not necessarily vital. It’s not vital you fall in love with the first person you meet It’s not vital you get with someone within Freshers Like it’s a race and you’re Lyford Christie. It’s not vital that you down half a bottle of Jager To prove to your flatmates you’re a god It’s not necessary. Some of my best friends Are quiet But they are good And I wouldn’t want them any other way When we come together we have nothing but fun. Without alcohol Without drugs Without 2am walkins I know... What’s this world coming to?
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Nov 11, 2011
Nov 11, 2011 at 3:49 PM UTC
Home Truths
Walking around Widener bookstore    Brown bag 40oz in grip on the first floor Hurricane my life and future funneled life a twister whimsical whirlwind down the hatch guzzle guzzle. Oh, Christie! How are you!? can you see I am a mess? I know Youtell my Chinese girlfriend from our study abroad you saw me a mess in the bookstore. SHe is now heartbroken in chongquing. see ah ha later im just returning books to get dope money. LAter Oh, I see you are stocking that Stranger Camus Langston Hughes English 102 I drift in my own “end of summers night” still dreamin’ still falllin’    Dropping, stumbling, the house of German exchange professors    Sequestered on speed ***** Welcome to Chester Corpse exquisite   the Bride resides in physics-compartmentalized-drawers   hiding refuge from the storm He was Alone                              ( Most of the time he got weirded out easily)
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Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 7:53 PM UTC
Introduction to the Formal Elements
the left side of every entrance tells me a singer-songwrite about the fashion in which you once entered a room.. glassing around your iris in false -search for something to pretend you are not paying attention to me as much as you are to what is in front of you because you care so much.. beyond a comprehensible dust-jacket mind-map lick-my-toes and prove your LOVE.. I kid, I kid, you love me, you needn't prosthetic yourself into a dark misogyny over there. it's always strange to consider how strangled you become in flashy jackets bought forever at a thrift-shop cash-register and oh good ******* the employee is no employee he's a volunteer and he's been here forever sweet mr. christie (avoiding the obvious reference because Judaeo -Christianity does not make                           Good            Cookies) processing your purchase-- perhaps soon it'll be dollars to counter. dollars have found her-- awake
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Nov 16, 2013
Nov 16, 2013 at 5:37 PM UTC
heil satin
When the saints...go marching in Oh when the saints go marching in Oh how I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in Of all the saints, I want to know The ones who write, I'd love to meet Oh how I'd love to meet all the authors When the saints go down the street E.A. Poe...even Thoreau Hemmingway would be ok Mailer and Andrew Taylor I'd learn to drink like a sailor when these saints come strolling in The Writers Guild...I'd be fulfilled Meeting writers long since dead Just think of what I'm learning All that knowledge in their heads I'd love to know, I'd love to know Is Bill Shakespeare who we think? Christie, Austen and Dickens This is where the whole plot thickens When the saints go marching in Is it the best, of all the books Is the bible just a tale Can you think of someone better When Melville speaks about a whale Capote sits, while Chaucer reads Bronte knits while Stoker bleeds Oh how I want to be in that number When these saints go marching in The list goes on, oh on and on There's just so many who've passed on It's a list that leads by example When these saints go marching in Oh when the saints go marching in When the saints go marching in How I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in
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Apr 1, 2013
Apr 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM UTC
When The Saints Go Marching In (Writers edition)
The air smelt of doom Mystery hung in the room No one was allowed to leave Right on the job was Mr. Steve. One by one they were called He had them mauled With questions often uncouth But he had to get to the truth. The smart as well as the shy Had something for alibi The tall and lean Mr. Brown Said he was out of town Ms. Percival said she wasn’t there Had gone out to see a theater Mr. Hubbard was stubbornly quiet His face pale and ashen white Ms. Christie who leant on a crutch Was talking irrelevant too much. Each one of them denied having heard Any sound that could take them off guard Tim the butler slept through the night Janice heard nothing after putting out the light. Mr. Steve fumed as his vexation grew Knowing for sure not all said was true The ****** has been committed by one of them Who could it be in this hide-and-seek game? Was the offence committed for material gain? Who could benefit from these men and women? Or could it be, more ghastly and strange, The ****** was done as an act of revenge? He couldn’t find flaws with any of alibi There was no evidence to nail down the lie He found it unsolvable, and that irked Mr. Steve His reputation was at stake as a great detective.
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Apr 11, 2013
Apr 11, 2013 at 8:09 AM UTC
The Unsolved Case of Mr. Steve
Many a times, when I am alone I just find myself thinking of the fun Collecting pouring water, drenching in the rain Sailing my paper boats in the small drain Catching frogs from puddles of water, in matchboxes And throwing them on young and old with giggles and smiles Smearing the silver, golden color on my friends Of the butterflies that we picked in the sunny garden Feasting on dollops of homemade icecreams and chuskies (ice lollies) Listening to stories of kings n demons by granny How could I forget that fight with parents To stay awake all night during summer or winter break To watch uncountable movies on the rented video player Or to read Agatha Christie, Enid Blyton in just one sitting There was a different story all the time for each of my tantrums and fantasies alike And a unique reason for enjoying every season Oh! How I wish I could have a time machine To take me back to my childhood innocence I really miss being a little kid O my Lord! With no stress, worries or care in the world...!!! © Neeloo 'NeelPari'
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Sep 26, 2018
Sep 26, 2018 at 9:54 AM UTC
Time Machine
Agatha Christie audiobook drifts out across the dark room all she can think of is of the one o' clock shipping news, a swaying, seasick tune calling to far off boats & sailors adrift alone somewhere thinking of their homes a cold beer, she thinks will do she would be writing but no words come she draws the duvet cover closer round her shoulders her lover's ghost watches her silently
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Sep 4, 2015
Sep 4, 2015 at 11:33 PM UTC
4 A.M
…For Now the people I know are talking taxes, the price of heat, ******* food! The people he serves wipe their spoons on silk napkins, slap each others’ shoulders take each others’ wineskins, corkscrews in their eyeballs, walL sT. on their grins The people I know get up in the morning, every morning, everyday (in every possible way) to get to work, work all day, then come home tired, a bit more afraid The people he serves are out of his league truly rich men with swash-buckle needs avarice men with bundles of greed to lay upon the stooges who desecrate the dream who pick up the court jester and let him play lead… we fund them both – the rich man and the clown dress them up in emperor clothes, bow down to their blows, we take it all and plead for parity, wipe their smell from blistered hands cuddle in cameraless work-cells with a smartphone or a podcast jam The people I know talk about the government the inequality, the lopsided way it’s rigged, the unfairness in squeezing every dime tell each other things like – ‘chin-up’ ‘don’t give up’ ‘nothing we can do about it anyway’ The people I know, talk
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Apr 5, 2014
Apr 5, 2014 at 11:58 PM UTC
A message about my Governor, Chris Christie
What if I love you, Ms. V? It will make me shine like the Sun Never again, will I be alone My heart will beat at the speed of an aeroplane Like a top, will my brain spin Like a flower, will my face bloom And from ear to ear, will I beam! What if I love you, Ms. V? Talk for hours and hours, we can About any topic under the Sun Be it Harris Jayaraj music Or Indian or international politics Or chicken vs mutton Or travelling in trains And can I go on and on Trust me, never will I get bored Of course, neither will you get bored I will make sure of that No matter what!! What if I love you, Ms. V? A shoulder for you to cry on, will I be With anything and everything, can you trust me I keep secrets As well as Hercule Poirot connects the dots In any Agatha Christie ****** mystery And never will I be in a hurry So, you can take your own sweet time to open up Or for that matter, can you yap and yap And I won't mind a bit After all, every single relationship requires a lot of effort!! What If I love you, Ms. V? For you, am I ready to change anything To ensure you keep smiling Just not my character or nature, of course To do anything for you, am I not averse Just not anything unethical or immoral, of course I will be there for you on your best days And of course on your worst days After all, love doesn't come without its share of pain And as we all know, there is no gain without pain!! What if I love you, Ms. V? Definitely, will it change my life If you are to become my wife But yes, not so soon of course To deciding anything in a hurry, am I averse I will give you all the time and space you need It's part of love, will I add!! What if I love you, Ms. V? Well, I hope you will love me back If yes, then will my life be free from anything and everything dark I will be one of the happiest people in the world Even all the gold in the world Cannot give me THAT feeling Because, to me do YOU mean EVERYTHING If no, then thank you for giving me the opportunity To write this piece of poetry!!
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Sep 24, 2024
Sep 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM UTC
What If I Love You, Ms. V?
What if I love you, Ms. V? It will make me shine like the Sun Never again, will I be alone My heart will beat at the speed of an aeroplane Like a top, will my brain spin Like a flower, will my face bloom And from ear to ear, will I beam! What if I love you, Ms. V? Talk for hours and hours, we can About any topic under the Sun Be it Harris Jayaraj music Or Indian or international politics Or chicken vs mutton Or travelling in trains And can I go on and on Trust me, never will I get bored Of course, neither will you get bored I will make sure of that No matter what!! What if I love you, Ms. V? A shoulder for you to cry on, will I be With anything and everything, can you trust me I keep secrets As well as Hercule Poirot connects the dots In any Agatha Christie ****** mystery And never will I be in a hurry So, you can take your own sweet time to open up Or for that matter, can you yap and yap And I won't mind a bit After all, every single relationship requires a lot of effort!! What If I love you, Ms. V? For you, am I ready to change anything To ensure you keep smiling Just not my character or nature, of course To do anything for you, am I not averse Just not anything unethical or immoral, of course I will be there for you on your best days And of course on your worst days After all, love doesn't come without its share of pain And as we all know, there is no gain without pain!! What if I love you, Ms. V? Definitely, will it change my life If you are to become my wife But yes, not so soon of course To deciding anything in a hurry, am I averse I will give you all the time and space you need It's part of love, will I add!! What if I love you, Ms. V? Well, I hope you will love me back If yes, then will my life be free from anything and everything dark I will be one of the happiest people in the world Even all the gold in the world Cannot give me THAT feeling Because, to me do YOU mean EVERYTHING If no, then thank you for giving me the opportunity To write this piece of poetry!!
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I. I think you would look brighter with a fresh coat of paint – a pale blue would suit your face looks red, like someone described to you how you looked in your skimpiest underwear, like he used to say how much he loved pushing down on your hips, melting you into your aqua sheets II. the cherry blossoms look promising this time of year I feel a longing to chop them down and press them into all the books I own I promise you that I will comb my hair 100 times in return I will iron out the stretch marks on my skin – I won’t pull at it, I promise! stay vibrant III. in the middle of the night, while I am surrounded by strangers, home will call and exclaim: I made fresh scones and the smell followed me all the way to the top of the tower! and I finally took two steps towards the German shepherd that terrorizes me on the way to Christie Pits! and he told me my eyes were like the blue of his favourite childhood jean jacket – he told me I felt like home. IV. my two brothers might have long, swaying limbs when I touch down mom’s arms might wrap three times around me she will say, “I love your peonies growing the length of your spine” and water them as I lie on my stomach dad will have feet made of concrete but his body will still be like palm leaves I will have to laugh at my own jokes and ice my own bruised knees for a while V. above all, I wish for the following: sturdy legs that don’t give out after I’ve walked the length of a strange station searching for a runaway train a glimmer from the sweet Parisian rain and the blissful Spanish sun a new set of lenses with broad castles and rough cliffs and extensive oceans a jar full of foreign voices, bright smiles, truths and the fullest heart – I hope to find me.
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May 7, 2015
May 7, 2015 at 12:29 PM UTC
your brea(d)th - a farewell letter to Toronto
I. I think you would look brighter with a fresh coat of paint – a pale blue would suit your face looks red, like someone described to you how you looked in your skimpiest underwear, like he used to say how much he loved pushing down on your hips, melting you into your aqua sheets II. the cherry blossoms look promising this time of year I feel a longing to chop them down and press them into all the books I own I promise you that I will comb my hair 100 times in return I will iron out the stretch marks on my skin – I won’t pull at it, I promise! stay vibrant III. in the middle of the night, while I am surrounded by strangers, home will call and exclaim: I made fresh scones and the smell followed me all the way to the top of the tower! and I finally took two steps towards the German shepherd that terrorizes me on the way to Christie Pits! and he told me my eyes were like the blue of his favourite childhood jean jacket – he told me I felt like home. IV. my two brothers might have long, swaying limbs when I touch down mom’s arms might wrap three times around me she will say, “I love your peonies growing the length of your spine” and water them as I lie on my stomach dad will have feet made of concrete but his body will still be like palm leaves I will have to laugh at my own jokes and ice my own bruised knees for a while V. above all, I wish for the following: sturdy legs that don’t give out after I’ve walked the length of a strange station searching for a runaway train a glimmer from the sweet Parisian rain and the blissful Spanish sun a new set of lenses with broad castles and rough cliffs and extensive oceans a jar full of foreign voices, bright smiles, truths and the fullest heart – I hope to find me.
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Friend, let me tell you You can never trust a human If you give them a nugget of wisdom They will only bare their teeth to consume it And rip it to shreds No matter how beautiful They'll then take slaves to gather up the pieces And put them in tastefully colored packages Designed by scientists Hoping to sell themselves back to you -at a profit. It doesn't matter if it's poison These jokers will horde it If we imagine love as a baby Then the humans had a late-term abortion Everything is so self-serving And insanely distorted The only thing that matters Is what they think they are worth -in the markets I'm so sick of this You ******* numb-nut, half-wits You're just too ******* selfish I'm done with the nice guy ******** I'm disappearing like Elvis Am I alive or dead? I can be both, it's no Agatha Christie mystery I've never been happier to introduce you -to disappearing me.
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May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 3:18 AM UTC
Never Trust A Human.
She reads Agatha Christie Taking breaks To imagine what the weather is like in France She opens the window to feel the storm I imagine her glasses fog up And when she blinks Her lashes clean them like windshield wipers She’s cynical about love And foreign to the touch She shuts out all the lust That's range. Porcelain to dust When she is overcome It’s with a demon From a console Raging to life like a tantrum If I could have her any way I’d take her covered in fake blood In the foyer of a haunted house Mounted in a ripped up blouse Her lips matching the color Of the dye in her hair Dip my romantic in her cynicism Keep the window open to let the city listen.
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Oct 6, 2016
Oct 6, 2016 at 11:59 PM UTC
Cynical
The Party’s Over First Ray of Sunlight bangs on the front door, mop and bucket, green disinfectant, God knows she’s seen much worse.  Start with Giuliani broom his shriveled heart, pour bleach in the dank dark corners of his soul, load Newt onto a cart but come back for Christie, got to watch the back. Spray all the baseboards, maybe tent and bomb, bag up all the empties, filthy bottles of ignorance, butts of hate floating in the dregs. Open the curtains, let in the light, watch them scuttle for the drain, don a hazmat suit and head upstairs “The Donald” lolls in bed tangled up in stinking sheets of free media coverage, bedding soiled with a bladder full of lies and self-regard. The rest of us will slink out the back, Lord knows we enjoyed the bread and circus, we love a good carnival geek when he bites the heads off chickens. Sunlight is the best disinfectant but this may require gasoline and match.
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Oct 8, 2016
Oct 8, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC
A bad poem for a bad man
by James Bruce You’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a Millard Filmore, You’re the top! You’re the Girls of Gilmore, You’re lucidity’s not Huckabee’s weird views, You’re an immigrator, A great debator, You’re not Ted Cruz! You’re the style, Of a Ronald Reagan, You’re the smile of a foxxy Megyn, Were you Hillary, you’d be pilloried, and flop! But if Donald, Ailes’s the bottom, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re the Wall of China, You’re the top! You’re acute angina, You’re hyperbole that’s a felony in Queens, You’re Rand Paul’s mama, Barack Obama, You’re full of beans! You’re the star, Of the G.O.P. camp, You’re a jam on a Christie bridge ramp, I’m a crippling loan, a Roger Stone, a flop! But if baby, Jeb’s sunk lower, you’re the top! You’re the top! You’re a well-coiffed dandy, You’re the top! Your hair’s cotton candy, You’re assets vast that cast a glow of Trumpf You’re a Carly visage, The Greenwich Village, You’re Friedrich Drumpf! You’re demure, You’re a friend of pollsters, You’re the spur on some heels with holsters I’m not fit to race, too commonplace, a sop! But if Donald, I’m rock bottom, you’re the top!
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Oct 1, 2016
Oct 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM UTC
If Cole Porter Met the Donald
at night I can fall asleep by counting the rolls of fat on my stomach a steady, calming, everyday weight that doesn't feel as bad as it looks; but sometimes what I feel seems foreign, and I am restless because I once had a flat stomach and I can remember how that felt, almost. in the mornings I wake up, get out of bed and mark the start of each new day with the very first collision of my thighs. I think that I don't hate my body as much as I should. I feel sorrier for whoever has to see me like this than I do for myself. these are things I tell myself; I think I may believe them. I notice my round stomach trying to escape the waistline of my jeans I have picked and pulled at the stretchy skin that drowns my arms I have sat down and gaped at the remarkable resemblance that my thighs have to a pair of lumpy, fleshy, potatoes somedays I say " it won't look that way when I stand up" those are good days. & I remember all of the clothes I have given away to christie two beautiful coats that I had picked out myself not all that long ago, and they were loved very much and worn very little and they were bought by my mother two beautiful coats that press my arms so tight that I can't move them not even to take a drag off my cigarette or unlock my car they look like they were made for her. my jim morrison shirt that was black&white;& I bought it at the boardwalk on venice beach out of the back of a pickup truck barely thirty feet from the ocean my jim morrison shirt that I cut last spring to the midriff and beaded it myself for an hour on my dorm room floor, had my roommate hem it & never wore it again. it looks like it was made for her. & there are days when she comes home from the thrift shop, with full plastic bags of dresses, and lace, and florals, flannels and blouses and she'll say "lookwhatIgotisntitnice?andofcourse you can wear it too." and I don't know if she actually means it sometimes I think she does & I don't know how that makes me feel and I don't know if she actually means it but we both know that I'll never ask.
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Mar 29, 2015
Mar 29, 2015 at 3:55 PM UTC
please don't sit on me, I am alive
at night I can fall asleep by counting the rolls of fat on my stomach a steady, calming, everyday weight that doesn't feel as bad as it looks; but sometimes what I feel seems foreign, and I am restless because I once had a flat stomach and I can remember how that felt, almost. in the mornings I wake up, get out of bed and mark the start of each new day with the very first collision of my thighs. I think that I don't hate my body as much as I should. I feel sorrier for whoever has to see me like this than I do for myself. these are things I tell myself; I think I may believe them. I notice my round stomach trying to escape the waistline of my jeans I have picked and pulled at the stretchy skin that drowns my arms I have sat down and gaped at the remarkable resemblance that my thighs have to a pair of lumpy, fleshy, potatoes somedays I say " it won't look that way when I stand up" those are good days. & I remember all of the clothes I have given away to christie two beautiful coats that I had picked out myself not all that long ago, and they were loved very much and worn very little and they were bought by my mother two beautiful coats that press my arms so tight that I can't move them not even to take a drag off my cigarette or unlock my car they look like they were made for her. my jim morrison shirt that was black&white;& I bought it at the boardwalk on venice beach out of the back of a pickup truck barely thirty feet from the ocean my jim morrison shirt that I cut last spring to the midriff and beaded it myself for an hour on my dorm room floor, had my roommate hem it & never wore it again. it looks like it was made for her. & there are days when she comes home from the thrift shop, with full plastic bags of dresses, and lace, and florals, flannels and blouses and she'll say "lookwhatIgotisntitnice?andofcourse you can wear it too." and I don't know if she actually means it sometimes I think she does & I don't know how that makes me feel and I don't know if she actually means it but we both know that I'll never ask.
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A Strange Man from a Far Distant Star. A strange man from a far distant star; Comes to teach us, to show us the future. To show us a new direction, a new path to follow; To stop us becoming, our own killer. The future is orange, in this ungodly land; The fire burns brightly, for this galactic traveller. We must all learn, how to understand; The message he left, which could change our future. We must help him return, to the planet he left; To let him show us the things, that are buried in our heads. This psychedelic spaceman, with his orange platform boots; Travelled to the moon and beyond, fighting aliens and fixing robots. His special silver suit and his shades made him cool; He's got some moon dust for his baby And a piece of rock from Mars for her school. Untouched land, heading back to his land. From a forgotten traveler; from a psychedelic spaceman. From the strangest of strangers, here comes the man from Obsidium, With his tin *** space rocket, which runs on petroleum. The spaceman's here, to show us the way; To travel the stars, using his galactic space map. One step for mankind, that was taken by a monkey; Has let him take us to the stars, but he's never coming back. This journey is one way, the destination is Obsidium; He will bring us into contact with his peers and all sorts of aliens. We can bounce on the moon, with a lack of gravity; Finding new alien species, on the volcanoes of Mars. This adventure will be joyous, with occasional tragedy; But our mission will lead us, to travel to new stars. The first question he asked was who will win the Human race? And do you think Linford Christie, would win Britain first place? Or would a pioneer win it, so they could claim it? Like they claimed the native America; I guess they'd just steal it. Then he said "Come with me and I'll open your minds; Show you Jupiter, Venus and Pluto’s endless mines. We can leave this place called Earth and explore a new galaxy; We can race a shooting star, we can do anything. But you must give up this life that you take for granted And beam up with me, into my funky spaceship.” (C)2005 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
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Jun 15, 2018
Jun 15, 2018 at 4:58 PM UTC
A strange man from a far distant star
A Strange Man from a Far Distant Star. A strange man from a far distant star; Comes to teach us, to show us the future. To show us a new direction, a new path to follow; To stop us becoming, our own killer. The future is orange, in this ungodly land; The fire burns brightly, for this galactic traveller. We must all learn, how to understand; The message he left, which could change our future. We must help him return, to the planet he left; To let him show us the things, that are buried in our heads. This psychedelic spaceman, with his orange platform boots; Travelled to the moon and beyond, fighting aliens and fixing robots. His special silver suit and his shades made him cool; He's got some moon dust for his baby And a piece of rock from Mars for her school. Untouched land, heading back to his land. From a forgotten traveler; from a psychedelic spaceman. From the strangest of strangers, here comes the man from Obsidium, With his tin *** space rocket, which runs on petroleum. The spaceman's here, to show us the way; To travel the stars, using his galactic space map. One step for mankind, that was taken by a monkey; Has let him take us to the stars, but he's never coming back. This journey is one way, the destination is Obsidium; He will bring us into contact with his peers and all sorts of aliens. We can bounce on the moon, with a lack of gravity; Finding new alien species, on the volcanoes of Mars. This adventure will be joyous, with occasional tragedy; But our mission will lead us, to travel to new stars. The first question he asked was who will win the Human race? And do you think Linford Christie, would win Britain first place? Or would a pioneer win it, so they could claim it? Like they claimed the native America; I guess they'd just steal it. Then he said "Come with me and I'll open your minds; Show you Jupiter, Venus and Pluto’s endless mines. We can leave this place called Earth and explore a new galaxy; We can race a shooting star, we can do anything. But you must give up this life that you take for granted And beam up with me, into my funky spaceship.” (C)2005 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
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It has been stamped with dispassionate blue ink, Signifying its future lack of suitability to sit on the shelves, Having been elbowed aside by this and that year’s thing (And the book had not been checked out since the mid-seventies, Perhaps some young man all but short-circuited By the prospect of a bathing Julie Christie, Or some female counterpart shedding bell-bottomed tears Over doomed love, which, in her cosmology, All such things were fated to be) Placed in some temporary cardboard casket Which once held bananas or copier paper or ancient time cards, Sitting cheek to elbow with cookbooks, breathless biorhythm tomes, Buffeted about forces unseen and beyond its control As it faces the uncertain and uneasy prospect of possible reclamation.
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Dec 10, 2017
Dec 10, 2017 at 5:23 PM UTC
The De-Commissioned Zhivago
Dear Gov. Chris Christie,   Years ago, when the citizens of the state of New Jersey voted to approved medicinal cannabis.  You stated that you weren't quite sure you should allow this because of children.  And the treatment of curing children's cancers were then delayed, for about two years.  Just this Monday, you passed on signing a bill that would increase the age of tobacco use to the age of 21.  Were you not thinking of the safety and health concerns of the children then?  So, what you're saying is:  Hey kids!  If you want to catch cancer and die young then that is okay because it is LEGAL.  But, if you want a natural remedy to cure your cancer.. well, you fill in the blank.  So, do you you really care about the health concerns of children?  Do you Governor Christie?  Do you? Awaiting your prompt reply, The Poet
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Jan 21, 2016
Jan 21, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC
An Open Letter To The Governor Of New Jersey
Many a times, when I am alone I just find myself thinking of the fun Collecting pouring water, drenching in the rain Sailing my paper boats in the small drain Catching in matchboxes frogs from puddles of water, And throwing them on young and old with giggles and smiles Smearing the silver, golden color on my friends Of the butterflies that we picked in the sunny garden Feasting on dollops of homemade icecreams and chuskies (ice lollies) Listening to stories of kings n demons by granny How could I forget hat fight with parents To stay awake all night during summer or winter break To watch uncountable movies on the rented video recorder Or to read Agatha Christie, Enid Blyton in just one sitting There was a different story all the time for each of my tantrums and fantasies alike And a unique reason for enjoying every season Oh! How I wish I could have a time machine To take me back to my childhood innocence I really miss being a little kid O my Lord! With no stress, worries or care in the world...!!! © Neeloo 'NeelPari'
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Nov 14, 2018
Nov 14, 2018 at 1:22 PM UTC
Time Machine.. (On children's day 14 November)