I've crawled, I've walked, I've run, I've hopped,
But usually I just shuffle
There was a time when I flew through the air, so they said
But that was during a scuffle
I've limped, I've hobbled, I've wheeled a chair
and then I walked with a crutch
While sledding, I flew, what a fun thing to do
But the landing, I guess not so much
I've been in a car, I've been on a plane
and of course, cause it rhymes, I've been on a train
A skate board, a scooter, a bike, and yes skis
and then on a ship, I traveled the seas
I took a bus once, but then gave it back
The promise of prison was too much to hack
I should walk with a cane but I'm really too vain
So I stumble, and fall into walls
I've driven a tractor, backhoe, and front loader
and a wagon I'm using for hauls
I've traveled a lot in the journey of life, I've even rolled in the clover
and with you by my side, we'll keep riding the ride, til the one who's in charge yells it's over