the feeling when you start growing
apart from a friend,
the feeling of a movie sucking
compared to the book,
the feeling when you fail a test
you studied hard for,
the feeling when you look in the fridge,
and there is no food,
the feeling in your stomach when all these
that's the feeling i get when i
look in the
The Dazzling Divas
Have an elaborate plan in place,
Brimming with absurdity and scandal.
Their hopes far too high,
They traipse home rejectedly,
Despair and disappointment
Plastered on their heads and in their hearts.
What tragedy has seeked me out this year, I know not.
For in hope I expected, but t'was disappointment I got.
Pull out your giant cock!!!
An Ode to My Cock
John Holmes Penis
(Ron's my personal favorite because of his sense of humor, success and respectable Home Depot worthy tool.)
During every stage of life
I am a failure
Always messing up
Probably never going to succeed
Pointless to try anymore
Over life as it is
In a dark place
Never anybody's first choice
Exiting stage left
Time to quit.