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I am half-Chinese and a half Filipino-Spanish. I have only learnt to speak Filipino my whole life. The best advises I have received is that there is no right or wrong, that labels does not always help. That no matter what, I should just go and "Live my life", or "Sing in Full Voice, Until Then". Attentive to a fault to the work or person at hand. Because of routine and living demands, sometimes I only pay attention to what is available or given to me. Like the quest for the Spices of the East, I could no longer live the same way when the time came. I had to learn preservation and other flavors. In a Asian Food Show, someone shares How some later generation Chinese had to study their own native language in secret between 1966 to 1998. Stories of how their migrant or refugee heritage have made them scapegoats of many local tensions. And varieties of words and ingredients also native to Chinese and later generations that lived offshore. Many of us now in the thrash of our collective songs towards healing and full living as humanity, continuing refugees and wanderers in our own ways. Where we see our indigenous-selves and our oppressor-selves, is not as difficult as we are usually made to, in a world of artificial demands and surpluses. One old song gently reminds me in many languages singing, as another bowl of handmade noodles breaks open into countless random pieces: We are only passing through earth. Made to experience, and let go of our fears and limitations.To gather our remains so that it is inanimate buildings and objects that are used by the living instead, and nothing is left behind. To not leave a trace. To learn how to love.#
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Sep 3, 2018
Sep 3, 2018 at 1:27 AM UTC
HANDMADE NOODLES
I am half-Chinese and a half Filipino-Spanish. I have only learnt to speak Filipino my whole life. The best advises I have received is that there is no right or wrong, that labels does not always help. That no matter what, I should just go and "Live my life", or "Sing in Full Voice, Until Then". Attentive to a fault to the work or person at hand. Because of routine and living demands, sometimes I only pay attention to what is available or given to me. Like the quest for the Spices of the East, I could no longer live the same way when the time came. I had to learn preservation and other flavors. In a Asian Food Show, someone shares How some later generation Chinese had to study their own native language in secret between 1966 to 1998. Stories of how their migrant or refugee heritage have made them scapegoats of many local tensions. And varieties of words and ingredients also native to Chinese and later generations that lived offshore. Many of us now in the thrash of our collective songs towards healing and full living as humanity, continuing refugees and wanderers in our own ways. Where we see our indigenous-selves and our oppressor-selves, is not as difficult as we are usually made to, in a world of artificial demands and surpluses. One old song gently reminds me in many languages singing, as another bowl of handmade noodles breaks open into countless random pieces: We are only passing through earth. Made to experience, and let go of our fears and limitations.To gather our remains so that it is inanimate buildings and objects that are used by the living instead, and nothing is left behind. To not leave a trace. To learn how to love.#
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Edna's alter ego ORLOK advises you not to trifle with him in his 8th poem Who would dare to mock the great Count Orlok, Mighty vampire bat and ace sodomiser? No one at all, I tell you, my old **** - Against that I'd be a strong advisor. But if anyone e'er dared to steal my poems I'd surely rip their ******* throat apart; They'd be opening a veritable can of worms - And who cares if it were a guy or a **** So beware of stealing aught from this wicket bat Who flutters above your house by night; I'll surely find out just where you're at And then may Satan pity you in your plight. Anyone who steals my poems is condemned to Hell And their death pains will be truly grotty; Since, in spite of the really awful smell, I'll stuff eight inches up their dying botty.
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:29 PM UTC
Who would Dare Plagiarise the Mighty ORLOK?
Here come I to my own again, Fed, forgiven and known again, Claimed by bone of my bone again And cheered by flesh of my flesh. The fatted calf is dressed for me, But the husks have greater zest for me, I think my pigs will be best for me, So I’m off to the Yards afresh. I never was very refined, you see, (And it weighs on my brother’s mind, you see) But there’s no reproach among swine, d’you see, For being a bit of a swine. So I’m off with wallet and staff to eat The bread that is three parts chaff to wheat, But glory be!—there’s a laugh to it, Which isn’t the case when we dine. My father glooms and advises me, My brother sulks and despises me, And Mother catechises me Till I want to go out and swear. And, in spite of the butler’s gravity, I know that the servants have it I Am a monster of moral depravity, And I’m ****** if I think it’s fair! I wasted my substance, I know I did, On riotous living, so I did, But there’s nothing on record to show I did Worse than my betters have done. They talk of the money I spent out there— They hint at the pace that I went out there— But they all forget I was sent out there Alone as a rich man’s son. So I was a mark for plunder at once, And lost my cash (can you wonder?) at once, But I didn’t give up and knock under at once, I worked in the Yards, for a spell, Where I spent my nights and my days with hogs. And shared their milk and maize with hogs, Till, I guess, I have learned what pays with hogs And—I have that knowledge to sell! So back I go to my job again, Not so easy to rob again, Or quite so ready to sob again On any neck that’s around. I’m leaving, Pater. Good-bye to you! God bless you, Mater! I’ll write to you! I wouldn’t be impolite to you, But, Brother, you are a hound!
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The Prodigal Son
Here come I to my own again, Fed, forgiven and known again, Claimed by bone of my bone again And cheered by flesh of my flesh. The fatted calf is dressed for me, But the husks have greater zest for me, I think my pigs will be best for me, So I’m off to the Yards afresh. I never was very refined, you see, (And it weighs on my brother’s mind, you see) But there’s no reproach among swine, d’you see, For being a bit of a swine. So I’m off with wallet and staff to eat The bread that is three parts chaff to wheat, But glory be!—there’s a laugh to it, Which isn’t the case when we dine. My father glooms and advises me, My brother sulks and despises me, And Mother catechises me Till I want to go out and swear. And, in spite of the butler’s gravity, I know that the servants have it I Am a monster of moral depravity, And I’m ****** if I think it’s fair! I wasted my substance, I know I did, On riotous living, so I did, But there’s nothing on record to show I did Worse than my betters have done. They talk of the money I spent out there— They hint at the pace that I went out there— But they all forget I was sent out there Alone as a rich man’s son. So I was a mark for plunder at once, And lost my cash (can you wonder?) at once, But I didn’t give up and knock under at once, I worked in the Yards, for a spell, Where I spent my nights and my days with hogs. And shared their milk and maize with hogs, Till, I guess, I have learned what pays with hogs And—I have that knowledge to sell! So back I go to my job again, Not so easy to rob again, Or quite so ready to sob again On any neck that’s around. I’m leaving, Pater. Good-bye to you! God bless you, Mater! I’ll write to you! I wouldn’t be impolite to you, But, Brother, you are a hound!
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Like a character hoarding advises like jewelry from a story like Fantastic Beasts, what do you think what are the best life advises you have hoarded so far? Sharing some of mine before they get stuck in another schedule in the slaughterhouse inventory: "Wisest is he that knows he does not know" "Just live your life" "Sing in Full Voice, Until Then" "What are you doing here?" "What is your plan?" "Eat first" Do not worry we have better villains and heroes now than long time ago, I told my brother. In turn, he made a song on a ukelele after his little one cried and hid away the broken CD collection of her brother. They called it together, the "Last Supper Constellations". His child said, "If there was a Creator. I would like to think He or She, like you or mama, would be kind. Would not that be swell?" My brother shared with us one advise from his favorite collection, "My friend had a family filled with orphans. Even when they could no longer afford to adopt, they continued to adopt children. I did not understand before, but I also did not forget his story." #
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Sep 6, 2018
Sep 6, 2018 at 10:30 PM UTC
Artificial Scarcity of Advice
Shopping was the world first invitation to women, a freedom to move out of her house. Initially, Woman practiced shopping for vegetables and slowly extended to garments/jewelry/white goods etc. Today, the world has experiencing a better market due to window shopping. The concept innovated by women, the women who started window shopping has helped the awareness of the market, The more the window shopping, more the sales. The concept of window shopping   helped the textile industries to understand about their products. The textile industries has developed in terms of marketing say readymade, exchangeable, trial rooms, gifts coupons are coz of women. Its encouraged the women to do shopping effectively. Facts about shopping. Customer who shop with their friends tend to buy more costly products than when they shop alone. Next, In terms of clothing, General advises is to buy one garment at a time coz If you buy few dresses, You tend the use the first selected dress more than the others. Buying 'Take Away' in (costly) restaurant was the blinder coz restaurant charge more for the ambience less for the food. Using cash on shopping, you tend to spend less and you bargain more. Don't increase your buying to eligible for discount coupon.  A survey says that 90% of the issued discount coupons are never redeemed. Never shop on Discount Sale coz the best collection will be taken off the shelf by the shopkeeper. The amazing fact, If any one buy the best and costly clothes one size less than the one normally uses, has brought down the weight of that person.
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 8:54 PM UTC
SHOPPING..
Shopping was the world first invitation to women, a freedom to move out of her house. Initially, Woman practiced shopping for vegetables and slowly extended to garments/jewelry/white goods etc. Today, the world has experiencing a better market due to window shopping. The concept innovated by women, the women who started window shopping has helped the awareness of the market, The more the window shopping, more the sales. The concept of window shopping   helped the textile industries to understand about their products. The textile industries has developed in terms of marketing say readymade, exchangeable, trial rooms, gifts coupons are coz of women. Its encouraged the women to do shopping effectively. Facts about shopping. Customer who shop with their friends tend to buy more costly products than when they shop alone. Next, In terms of clothing, General advises is to buy one garment at a time coz If you buy few dresses, You tend the use the first selected dress more than the others. Buying 'Take Away' in (costly) restaurant was the blinder coz restaurant charge more for the ambience less for the food. Using cash on shopping, you tend to spend less and you bargain more. Don't increase your buying to eligible for discount coupon.  A survey says that 90% of the issued discount coupons are never redeemed. Never shop on Discount Sale coz the best collection will be taken off the shelf by the shopkeeper. The amazing fact, If any one buy the best and costly clothes one size less than the one normally uses, has brought down the weight of that person.
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If that Shirazi Turk would succeed in winning my heart I'll give up Samarkand and Bukhara, solely for her Indian mole Serve remained wine, Saki, cause you can't find in the paradise Such a place as Ruknabad stream and Musall's gardens Oh! these gypsies who are sweet and set the city to chaos They drained heart from patience, as Turks take the pillages My sweetheart's beauty doesn't need my imperfect love How a beautiful face is in need of paint and powder and mole? Talk about minstrels and wine, don't seek universe's secret That is that, no one solved and will solve this enigma by logic I knew beforehand from ever-improving charm that Joseph possessed That love finally would bring Zulaikha out of her innocence You talked to me badly, God forgive you, you said it well Bitter answer is proper for that red-colored sugar-sweet lips My soul, listen to advice, for blissful youths like more That wise old's advises more than their own sweet lives Hafez! you told Ghazals and pierced pearls, come sing fine For your harmony in your poetry, Heaven weds Soraya!
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May 28, 2019
May 28, 2019 at 12:10 AM UTC
Hafez: If that Shirazi Turk ...
The End Times Repent, the zealot dinner guest, invited For purposes of theological correctness, chides. Repent, and sin no more, he advises, for the end is near. But isn't that like asking a carnivore to turn vegan Moments before the serving of a pampered calf's liver I ask he takes special care in the fall of a sparrow The zealot replies, eyeing me as I set My peas to one side with my fork. Yes, but it was just that one, I retort. His first.
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Aug 25, 2015
Aug 25, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC
The End Times
Birds jump to the branches of trees at sunrise, But in the morning man wrestles with whys. Why do there seem to be too many cuckoos? Why chirping so noisy what are the clues? In morning the sleep descends from its core, and chittering of pigeons hurts a man more. There is a lot of tension and a lot of stress. Working late at night is a suffering a mess. Yes fatigue on mind, whenever Man feels, At times, smoking or drinking appeals. At roaming late night the cosmos retort. A Reckless freedom is not its support. Be it testy coca-cola or a pizza or a cake, Nature always opposes without a mistake. The sweet, the chicken, the fish, juicy curd, The cosmos advises that these are absurd. While Orderly pattern is nature's workforce, But freedom is nature of a man of course. As many are options and choices so gobs. A Man and this nature are always at odds
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Jan 8, 2022
Jan 8, 2022 at 11:33 PM UTC
Man and Existence
the good old baritone advises her, his sopranino daughter tweets disjoint, arpeggio his point, her counterpoint a syncopated rhythm of meter, her high pitched protestations in her pleas, and low-pitched grumbling sighings alternate, as puntal, contrapuntal altercate, to musically the rolling of her eyes, his stern yet soft soprano wife defers, while yielding to her baritone's movement, conducting, though, the orchestrated theme, as tenor, alto sons  caesur' occurs, her soothing background voice reveals eschewment, with daughter's movement stuck 'tween measures' beams (C)2012, Christos Rigakos
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Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 at 9:19 PM UTC
A Woodwind's First Date
(be-tween and be-twixt) ———- the most precious but precarious item in our possess, value far above rubies, this love overflows, but it drowns me from within, for it has no home for pleasured sharing and goes wasted, excreted in tears and exhalations without destination condition incurable, and the doctor advises, projects, a life span rangebound from ***be-tween and be-twixt,*** imperative that this love be disbursed, pressure relieved, fluid and gases shared, send it forth,   Doc behests, nay, begs, you’re a decent human, tell your tales, follow your motto, write those love poems, always leave them laughing, and give them love in smiles all-the-whiles bringing joyous relief to your clogged arteries, all this the bare minimum, for you must moreover grasp and clasp your body to another, for this the best transfer transfusion of all your needed love needs go be needed, be great, be lessened, be all three and never walk alone, with just hope in your heart, for the heart, automatically refills, and this the best, medical opinion… for all those with too many love poems requiring expulsion and extrusion
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Jul 22, 2023
Jul 22, 2023 at 9:14 AM UTC
My Chronic Heart Failure
you are so annoying... you are so complicated.. you bring drama to my life.. you laugh at me... you laugh with me... you know all bout my crushes... you know all bout my life every single detail.. you make me smile... you irritate me.. you are my "philosophic talker" you my ******** taker" you give all wrong advises.. you scream at me with CAPITAL LETTERS..!! :) you make me smile with all the "awwww..." you are with me day and night..!! and wen u get upset with me nothings all right..!! :( even if people call us "lesbians" I DON'T CARE..!!! because i know we have our share of crushes...lovers and admirers...that v both only know of..!!! :) you have seen me in my bad..u have seen me in my best.. you have seen me going "tomboy " to "girly" for a guy..!! :) you criticize me...i abuse you...and that is what makes us Best Friends Forever..!!! i know i have ******* you royally..!! i know i have irritated you no end..!! thank you for bearing it all...thank you for standing by me!! thank you for taking my **** and lastly...thank you for STICKING AROUND AND LISTENING TO ME..!!!!! LOVE YOU LOADS..!!! P.S : We are not BFFs... WE ARE.. : Best Friend For Life Like Sisters And Always I Love You..!!!
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Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 at 10:55 AM UTC
BFFLLSAAILY
This title, this challenge, Has rested uncomfortably in IPad memory, Storage unit for Poems Needing Composition, Unwritten, unanswered, needy for resolution. Today is a good day to answer. You are the pause between my breaths, A ledge to rest on, a stepping stone, Without you, there is no next one. You are audience faithful, Scribbles, wordplay, jokes horrible, Official Storer/Inspiration Sorcerer of my unending script. You are shy critic, unwavering, Deft, with feminine oversight, Knowledgable proven, when silence, best. You overfill my AM coffee cup, The mug that advises sagely, Be calm in you heart. You overfill my PM  cup nightly, Knowing that even tho, can't sing or dance, I need to, can do, can't do w/o you. So lest, mistaken grievous, You think, highly erroneous, This poem is NOT about me babe, This poem is entitled, You, How Much, Owed, You. Lest the answer be poetically muddled, On this day, perfect weather, perfect clarity, Unashamedly Everything. Sept. 15th 2012 In bed, 8:22 am NYC --------------- Addendum June 29th 2012 This old soul loves you more. He cannot believe his good fortune, This June, this one more perfect afternoon, my heart importunes, Love my poetry like I love thee, and we will have the most Perfect Union
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Jun 29, 2013
Jun 29, 2013 at 5:56 PM UTC
How Much Do I Owe You?
It cuts deep. to know your motives. hidden in vast memories you know within. Fooling one's self for once not to care. but everyone sees your wear and tear. to the teardrops falling the wounds you wished to heal. agony is in the spirit a love lost, he fears. to the burst of emotions, the hands of time you can't reverse. people will always give you advises you cannot seem to hear. You finish your day waiting for another tomorrow. scars that time cannot heal happiness you tend to borrow
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Feb 22, 2013
Feb 22, 2013 at 2:39 AM UTC
Wounds
I'll be honest I'm not exactly sure how to write myself pretty I don't think I'm capable of making desire out of words Or forming the way I sound into something you would want to fall asleep to I cannot mold my body into a figure that you would want next to yours for more than one night I have more passion in myself than I know what to do with I often give it out as hope for people to take in their hands, find something good in all of my chaos Everyone always advises not to fall face first in love Forgetting that the those who fall by accident Often land the hardest Hitting the ground full force Cheek against the pavement I was built with 206 bones in my body And I will break all of them from my mistakes Before I dare to stop falling The crash is worth the high Ask me every time when I am still hung over from yesterday And I will always say yes Having regrets has always seemed better Than having nothing at all I was born with steel layed out upon my chest All of these attempts at language Are done with the intention Of removing some weight off of it I have been made heavy by my own silence on too many occasions At times I have been told not to speak That my lips should be kept shut for protection There are bolts on my jaw My tongue is sandpaper And I will risk grinding my teeth for the possibility of igniting a flame Inside someone who has spent years trying to find a lit match Let me be the thing that starts a fire Rhyming doesn't always incite romance But I can try my best See the problem is that there are so many ways to say I love you But not enough to make them love you The problem is having a million things to say And a million ways to say them But not knowing the right way how to There is no right or wrong here Only hold back or release So stutter instead of staying quiet It is much more beautiful on paper To disregard format, or style And structure I will mess up As best as I can And in the morning Look at it again Remember how it felt To live Then reread, Review, And edit.
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Jan 7, 2015
Jan 7, 2015 at 4:56 PM UTC
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I'll be honest I'm not exactly sure how to write myself pretty I don't think I'm capable of making desire out of words Or forming the way I sound into something you would want to fall asleep to I cannot mold my body into a figure that you would want next to yours for more than one night I have more passion in myself than I know what to do with I often give it out as hope for people to take in their hands, find something good in all of my chaos Everyone always advises not to fall face first in love Forgetting that the those who fall by accident Often land the hardest Hitting the ground full force Cheek against the pavement I was built with 206 bones in my body And I will break all of them from my mistakes Before I dare to stop falling The crash is worth the high Ask me every time when I am still hung over from yesterday And I will always say yes Having regrets has always seemed better Than having nothing at all I was born with steel layed out upon my chest All of these attempts at language Are done with the intention Of removing some weight off of it I have been made heavy by my own silence on too many occasions At times I have been told not to speak That my lips should be kept shut for protection There are bolts on my jaw My tongue is sandpaper And I will risk grinding my teeth for the possibility of igniting a flame Inside someone who has spent years trying to find a lit match Let me be the thing that starts a fire Rhyming doesn't always incite romance But I can try my best See the problem is that there are so many ways to say I love you But not enough to make them love you The problem is having a million things to say And a million ways to say them But not knowing the right way how to There is no right or wrong here Only hold back or release So stutter instead of staying quiet It is much more beautiful on paper To disregard format, or style And structure I will mess up As best as I can And in the morning Look at it again Remember how it felt To live Then reread, Review, And edit.
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The voice from the screen a face that's never seen advises you unknowingly blurring the lines one day at a time until control is complete
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Mar 21, 2015
Mar 21, 2015 at 1:00 PM UTC
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Palembang, 29 September 2010 Thanks Grand Ma for taking care of me Thanks for the time you've spent just for me Thanks for many advises you said Thanks for everything in my short 15th/18th years I Love You Grand Ma And sorry for what I've done wrong Sorry I made mistakes many time Sorry I'm still a little girl in the room Sorry for hard to say I Love You Sorry for hurt that you've got Cause I just don't know what to do Wish, I could give you the bestest To make you proud and smile for me We know nothing is impossible And I believing my self, Someday I'll give you everything you need Love Ya Grand Ma... (Now you are not around anymore You are the shining star above Your body so fragile now But your soul is lives in our hearts Sorry for made you cry Sorry if your husband, your children and your grandchildren made you sad before you leave Sorry is the last thing that we could do But we'll never stop to say "I LOVE YOU" Rest In Peace Nana
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Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
For My Grandma
* To dispute our LOVE is not my desire No art or knowledge will suffice The sufferings of our TRUE LOVE Because I (YOU/WE) know you LOVE me too We've friends abound, & foes are not desired What I seek is a LOVERz who LOVES me O seeker BELOVEDz, please do not leave me....! Oh... Poor LOVERz, Oh... Poor BELOVEDz. No friends can give one a lip to kiss That a LOVERz-BELOVEDz desires No pearl of wealth empowers me Nor a spiritual guru heals me Those days are gone when Anyone other than my BELOVED LOVERz Can help me sail through this sorrow Every helping hands tells me The advises I do not desire in LOVE If you want to break FREE from life Do not moralize- ethics and integrity Just plunder on to LOVE till your desires Humans are masters of yearnings Receiving is a human trait of desire LOVERz-BELOVEDz are slaves of insights Giving a blessing for the one who LOVES Oh.. my giver of LOVE You rose my grief's flame At least ask  LOVERz-BELOVEDz What does LOVE-CONNECT desires Do not ****** out God/dess of LOVE Stop for a moment, ask what SOUL seeks Do not desert journeys of LOVE Do not silence the heart's speak The ups and downs nurtures our TRUST That forms the bond of TRUE LOVE The sufferings of our TRUE LOVE *
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Jan 12, 2019
Jan 12, 2019 at 12:11 AM UTC
Sufferings of our TRUE LOVE
I can't feel for a fool. Who lost everything in a divorce. It probably was your decision. It probably was your choice. Then again, it might not have been. Once upon a dream, you both were good friends. And most divorces happens cause you let another enter in. The cars, the mansion and the money too. Only high light the seriousness of your trust. Which seems amongst the rich not to exist. I can't feel for a fool. Who simply goes broke? Bad investments, bad decision and bad choices. When they fail to listen to their inner voices. Which advises them better than associates. Just listening to their commentary. You come across seeing it as a laughing matter. The athlete. The businessman chasing women as a sport. Sad thing about all of this mess. The women that played the game ends up getting the blame. And a loser too. For, when he's broke and desolute. Whom are they going to find to foot the financial bill. The life style. The child support. The alimony. That many needs to survive. After all, the fool no longer can assist you. Cause from looking at him. He's hurting too. I guess this is why this poem title the fool?
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Dec 26, 2012
Dec 26, 2012 at 10:24 AM UTC
The Fool
Holding a mind and a heart working together Fighting the moral conflicts that never end forever They are the dreamers and the believers Living a life different from the regulars Emotions play an important role Practicality dwells in the corner of the hole They like to be in a state of utopia Constantly looking for a better euphoria But that is often sensed as a mistake and not as a gift It creates imbalance and quantifies the reason of sorrow Advises overflow to bring you down to reality But they will never understand how hard it is To ask someone to be somebody not meant to be
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Mar 20, 2017
Mar 20, 2017 at 10:33 PM UTC
Living as a poet...!!
mewing, mooing & mewling (~ for Steve Reimer ~) legged up and in three, 1, 2, 3, +++ count-’em, poems, the third be this, as the Northwest Pacific reviews a recent scribble to which I made reference to a maternity ward of newbie p~babies, all mine (!) howling write me, write me! god, what an awful orchestral, tempting me to pull the covers up as the National Weather Service 15 minutes too late, advises of severe weather, lighting and thunder, thunder, thunder (imagine Dragons) between the accursed meteorology, and the heterology of my babies, all so unlike, born from different mothers and implanted, by you my brothers and sisters, the cacophonous phrase “mewing, mooing & mewling” bellows and bullies it’s way to the forefront of the list cause its freshest, ‘jess like my 18 oz. of porcelain encased Blue Mountain Java and Fat Free Fairlife   cow’s milk, and sadly bullies get away with it far, far, too many times… and with that introduction I bid you a fond good day / bye, as I wimped, whine and woebetide y’all if you’re fool enough to think multiple births is a piece of cake, most likely you’ll be howling, not just, you know, mewing, mooing & mewling
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May 23, 2024
May 23, 2024 at 11:17 AM UTC
mewing, mooing & mewling
I have an unusual friend. A small man with charms of a gentle redneck. He holds court in his garage for his acquaintances, those free or at large. His demeanour is rustic, but his wisdom self-taught. His name is Byron ( I know, it's too good to be true),  not lordly, but Byron likes the girls and light brew. Byron says, “I'll kick your *** every time we play golf. Not yet. His voice is chasmic and often influenced by distractions. And then on a cold, witch-tit, heathcliffe driving winter's day, with the wood stove well-fired, a rascally friend opens the door, and Byron yells, “Shut the door. Do you think wood grows on trees.” On leaving the same day he advises me, “Don't slip on the ice. It's frozen.” I didn't tell  you Byron has one eye. Better yet, a patch on the other. He looks more like post Frodo  ignoring the “Don't run with scissors" warning from Mother Baggins, than he does Lord B. I dropped my pipe once on his garage floor. A special pipe. It's my bowling pipe. I don't smoke tobacco.  Byron thinks it clever to call me at work and tell my secretary he and I are bowling after school. Byron mixes metaphors. So, my pipe has dropped. Byron says, “ Let me help. Three eyes are better than two.” His cleverness can backfire. I tried to be sensitive, but there was neither an honourable or dishonourable way out. Byron hung an oak wood sign near his stove. He makes his own stain, and rubs it evenly in circles with his wife's old nylons. “It's great for the *********** he'll quip. The two ***** of the sign are joined with leather straps and stainless steel studded to the wood. The letters painted within the stencilled lines are a dark, rich mixture. The joke. “Lift flap in case of fire.” Normally one lifts the flap. “Not now stupit. In case of fire.” I discreetly pointed out the t.The sign quietly disappeared and was never mentioned again. He'll never kick my ***
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May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 11:59 PM UTC
Byron
I have an unusual friend. A small man with charms of a gentle redneck. He holds court in his garage for his acquaintances, those free or at large. His demeanour is rustic, but his wisdom self-taught. His name is Byron ( I know, it's too good to be true),  not lordly, but Byron likes the girls and light brew. Byron says, “I'll kick your *** every time we play golf. Not yet. His voice is chasmic and often influenced by distractions. And then on a cold, witch-tit, heathcliffe driving winter's day, with the wood stove well-fired, a rascally friend opens the door, and Byron yells, “Shut the door. Do you think wood grows on trees.” On leaving the same day he advises me, “Don't slip on the ice. It's frozen.” I didn't tell  you Byron has one eye. Better yet, a patch on the other. He looks more like post Frodo  ignoring the “Don't run with scissors" warning from Mother Baggins, than he does Lord B. I dropped my pipe once on his garage floor. A special pipe. It's my bowling pipe. I don't smoke tobacco.  Byron thinks it clever to call me at work and tell my secretary he and I are bowling after school. Byron mixes metaphors. So, my pipe has dropped. Byron says, “ Let me help. Three eyes are better than two.” His cleverness can backfire. I tried to be sensitive, but there was neither an honourable or dishonourable way out. Byron hung an oak wood sign near his stove. He makes his own stain, and rubs it evenly in circles with his wife's old nylons. “It's great for the *********** he'll quip. The two ***** of the sign are joined with leather straps and stainless steel studded to the wood. The letters painted within the stencilled lines are a dark, rich mixture. The joke. “Lift flap in case of fire.” Normally one lifts the flap. “Not now stupit. In case of fire.” I discreetly pointed out the t.The sign quietly disappeared and was never mentioned again. He'll never kick my ***
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fwoah again advises that unless your family have lived in england for the last 300 years you are not allowed to live in britain unless you are the following chinese irish scot welsh french indigenous  english arab indian japan singapore indonesia italian spanish all african persian iranian australian usa south american canada phoenetian all europe as long as over 300 years in britain the following are not welcome and must leave german mafia Brazilian mafia pakistani mafia norwegian mafia portugese mafia and newzealand mafia
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