My philosophy has always been simple:
Don’t ask
Don’t tell.
I am the expert at lying
by omission.
No,
not lying exactly,
but
wouldn’t you agree
that what you don’t know
can’t hurt you?
Don’t worry about me,
I’m Fine,
always fine.
I can handle myself,
I always have.
Feelings?
I don’t know what you are talking about,
I am a robot,
feelings simply don’t
compute.
You’re knocking at the wrong door.
I have nothing to tell you,
[not anymore.]
Look a bird!
I can manipulate any conversation
away from me,
just by distraction.
The trick is to let people
talk and talk and talk and
forget,
so I can check out.
No one knows the difference,
and I am called a good listener
for doing nothing.
No harm done.
All anyone needs is a blank slate
to talk at.
I can fill that role.
Honesty?
Don’t talk to me about honesty,
what good does it do?
Why should I be honest?
It’s no one’s business anyway.
My philosophy has always been simple:
Don’t ask,
Don’t tell.
Inspired by the tarot card from the Tarot of the Ages deck, some of the words I used from the manual are in the tags
