#pretentious poems on Hello Poetry

danny May 2014

you.

when i was younger my parents
warned me about the kinds of drugs you could snort
into your system through your gentle little nose,

the kind you drink like alcohol
and the ones you inject straight into your
veins.

but the one thing they forgot to warn me about
were drugs like you.

Inside out May 2014

People who annoy me

Nosey people annoy me
Pompous people bore me,
Pretentious people irritate me
Whilst drunk people irrigate me.
Opinionated people grate me,
Cheating people forsake me.
Sly people irk me
Lazy people shirk me.
Judgemental people cast me,
Bigoted people blast me.
Most people avoid me!

We all judge each other

#labels #drinking #judgemental #pretentious #boring #dislike #laziness #unforgiving #avoidance #bigots

Alexis May 2014

Webs

We're spinning webs of
Pretentious words
With poison-laced thread.

#words #poison #pretentious #thread #webs

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