Hello, I am your busseat
Or should I introduce myself as buttseat
And I have seen butts aplenty
Big and small, ***** and neat
This is my plea, the only one I swear
Please wash yourself and change your underwear
On a regular basis, you won't believe how long my day is
When sat upon by hundreds of cheeks,
of doubtful hygiene, young ones or antiques
I read somewhere "there is a poem in everything". I was riding the bus to work and thought to myself "challenge accepted". How did I do?