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"snags" poems
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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Jan 28, 2013
Jan 28, 2013 at 8:28 PM UTC
The Woman
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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We fall, and hard, and in the shadows, ***** ourselves on snags, that tear our clothes; grazed and cut, we stagger on - Impressions, ideas, fancies! Of these have we been disabused. But is this spring, come again? Lovely, yesterday, in the bright sunlight, to see you, felt green hat in among the photo clouds, apple suedes on the gallery's dank floor. Melvyn,   and I, merrily circling with you the light cloud images, my nostrils full of pollen spikes. The pictures: wisps of trailing dreams churning in ‘scapes of infinite blue; dark clouds, in amongst them, too. Photographs in two time places caught; at once, all: the other and t'other. So excitement swells, and everything besides us quells, because the knowing of itself, knows, and dares beyond the frames; to skirt knowingly the unsaid; to want beyond the wounded past, to pull things, once again, inside out. In whimsy’s currents flow these thoughts, these feelings, these drives; swirling in eddies, so that as you sit, on a summer’s day, it moves, a mirror to everything above. The wavelets on the surface, hammered into shape, burn, bite and dazzle; the sun’s flames leaping and dancing on ripples. In the basement, on the concrete, your Y proneness shifts, releasing knees on black-clad thighs; two pendulums swinging, brushing; yawing metronomes in the cool, coolness of my desultory thoughts. Oh, what am I saying? Feelings like reveries walk along these silver lips straying languorously. These myths are too soon made, carried one to the next, one-on-one, until contained no longer, become new truths.
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Jun 25, 2018
Jun 25, 2018 at 8:40 PM UTC
Were you ever called a *****
We fall, and hard, and in the shadows, ***** ourselves on snags, that tear our clothes; grazed and cut, we stagger on - Impressions, ideas, fancies! Of these have we been disabused. But is this spring, come again? Lovely, yesterday, in the bright sunlight, to see you, felt green hat in among the photo clouds, apple suedes on the gallery's dank floor. Melvyn,   and I, merrily circling with you the light cloud images, my nostrils full of pollen spikes. The pictures: wisps of trailing dreams churning in ‘scapes of infinite blue; dark clouds, in amongst them, too. Photographs in two time places caught; at once, all: the other and t'other. So excitement swells, and everything besides us quells, because the knowing of itself, knows, and dares beyond the frames; to skirt knowingly the unsaid; to want beyond the wounded past, to pull things, once again, inside out. In whimsy’s currents flow these thoughts, these feelings, these drives; swirling in eddies, so that as you sit, on a summer’s day, it moves, a mirror to everything above. The wavelets on the surface, hammered into shape, burn, bite and dazzle; the sun’s flames leaping and dancing on ripples. In the basement, on the concrete, your Y proneness shifts, releasing knees on black-clad thighs; two pendulums swinging, brushing; yawing metronomes in the cool, coolness of my desultory thoughts. Oh, what am I saying? Feelings like reveries walk along these silver lips straying languorously. These myths are too soon made, carried one to the next, one-on-one, until contained no longer, become new truths.
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As ek snags in ons bed met my koue voet jou warm kniekuil kry dan voel ek die ewige geluk ook al is môre dalk alles verby
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Oct 13, 2017
Oct 13, 2017 at 6:03 AM UTC
Bejaardes
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 8:38 PM UTC
THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS HERE
THE NEW YEAR TIGER HAS GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE YA SEE GRAWL GOES THE BIG TIGER AS WE ARE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE A GREAT NEW YEARS FEAST YA SEE YOU MIGHT BE SITTING AT HOME WITH YA KEBABS AND SNAGS AND STEAKS AND **** BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK FOR THE NEW YEAR TIGER CAUSE BEING A TIGER HE LIKES IT RAW YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER, YEAH ROAR GOES THE NEW YEAR TIGER TONIGHT AND WE’LL PARTY RIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT, THE ONE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE DROP THE BALL, HAVE FIREWORKS DISPLAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND HAVE A TIGER GROWL EXPLAINING, HE IS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND COMING TO GRAB ALL THE GRUB AND ***** THAN HE CAN POKE A STICK AT NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER NEW YEAR TIGER WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR, OH NO, WAY THE HAPPY GO LUCKY CAT, NEW YEAR TIGER PARTIES ALL THROUGH THE LAND YA SEE WE COUNT DOWN WITH HIM RIGHT DOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OH YEAH AND THE MEN ASKED THE NEW YEAR TIGER FOR A NICE COLD CAN OF BEER DRINK IT DOWN, BURP IT OUT MAKE THE NEW YEAR FUN, COME UP AND DOWN MR HAPPY CHICKS SAID TO ME THE NEW YEAR TIGER IS THE COOLEST ***** THAT YOU’LL EVER SEE THE NEW YEAR TIGER GROWLS FOR A GOOD TIME AND GROWLS FOR A BAD TIME HE GROWLS AT ANYTIME, TO TICKLE YA FANCY LIKE MY MATE NANCY, DO A DANCEY LIKE YOUR MATE CLANCY, WHO WAS THE TIGER THEY CROSSED WITH A LION TO CALL IT A TIGON, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE NEW YEAR TIGER TO YOU, GROOOOOWWWL, HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Evening was in the wood, louring with storm. A time of drought had ****** the weedy pool And baked the channels; birds had done with song. Thirst was a dream of fountains in the moon, Or willow-music blown across the water Leisurely sliding on by weir and mill. Uneasy was the man who wandered, brooding, His face a little whiter than the dusk. A drone of sultry wings flicker'd in his head. The end of sunset burning thro' the boughs Died in a smear of red; exhausted hours Cumber'd, and ugly sorrows hemmed him in. He thought: 'Somewhere there's thunder,' as he strove To shake off dread; he dared not look behind him, But stood, the sweat of horror on his face. He blunder'd down a path, trampling on thistles, In sudden race to leave the ghostly trees. And: 'Soon I'll be in open fields,' he thought, And half remembered starlight on the meadows, Scent of mown grass and voices of tired men, Fading along the field-paths; home and sleep And cool-swept upland spaces, whispering leaves, And far off the long churring night-jar's note. But something in the wood, trying to daunt him, Led him confused in circles through the thicket. He was forgetting his old wretched folly, And freedom was his need; his throat was choking. Barbed brambles gripped and clawed him round his legs, And he floundered over snags and hidden stumps. Mumbling: 'I will get out! I must get out!' Butting and thrusting up the baffling gloom, Pausing to listen in a space 'twixt thorns, He peers around with peering, frantic eyes. An evil creature in the twilight looping, Flapped blindly in his face. Beating it off, He screeched in terror, and straightway something clambered Heavily from an oak, and dropped, bent double, To shamble at him zigzag, squat and ******* Headlong he charges down the wood, and falls With roaring brain--agony--the snap't spark-- And blots of green and purple in his eyes. Then the slow fingers groping on his neck, And at his heart the strangling clasp of death.
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Haunted
Evening was in the wood, louring with storm. A time of drought had ****** the weedy pool And baked the channels; birds had done with song. Thirst was a dream of fountains in the moon, Or willow-music blown across the water Leisurely sliding on by weir and mill. Uneasy was the man who wandered, brooding, His face a little whiter than the dusk. A drone of sultry wings flicker'd in his head. The end of sunset burning thro' the boughs Died in a smear of red; exhausted hours Cumber'd, and ugly sorrows hemmed him in. He thought: 'Somewhere there's thunder,' as he strove To shake off dread; he dared not look behind him, But stood, the sweat of horror on his face. He blunder'd down a path, trampling on thistles, In sudden race to leave the ghostly trees. And: 'Soon I'll be in open fields,' he thought, And half remembered starlight on the meadows, Scent of mown grass and voices of tired men, Fading along the field-paths; home and sleep And cool-swept upland spaces, whispering leaves, And far off the long churring night-jar's note. But something in the wood, trying to daunt him, Led him confused in circles through the thicket. He was forgetting his old wretched folly, And freedom was his need; his throat was choking. Barbed brambles gripped and clawed him round his legs, And he floundered over snags and hidden stumps. Mumbling: 'I will get out! I must get out!' Butting and thrusting up the baffling gloom, Pausing to listen in a space 'twixt thorns, He peers around with peering, frantic eyes. An evil creature in the twilight looping, Flapped blindly in his face. Beating it off, He screeched in terror, and straightway something clambered Heavily from an oak, and dropped, bent double, To shamble at him zigzag, squat and ******* Headlong he charges down the wood, and falls With roaring brain--agony--the snap't spark-- And blots of green and purple in his eyes. Then the slow fingers groping on his neck, And at his heart the strangling clasp of death.
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I got zillion tracks to the light But i chose the one that lights bright I crawl first and then i stand Unaware of the snags ahead I begin to walk through the lane
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Oct 25, 2018
Oct 25, 2018 at 10:36 AM UTC
A puzzle called LIFE
The photo reminded her of bruised fruit. Well first and foremost:fruit. Her body, curled around itself, sheltering the fibrous crunchy pit of her, her body white and frayed looking, rounded buttock, calf gently sloping, feet modest, willowy toes toenails like shale face blurred, questionable dark spots where her eyes could have been. they closed as the shudder buckled, her mouth sagged open, lip lolling to one side, brow ancient furrowed like folds of sand nudged by a lazy tide. None of it concise, only guessing. Her knees brought up, squeezed against small crunch-able chest. Full, heavy with pulp (stringy sweet, what snags on the teeth) but what if it were to fall from an appreciable height? Filmy is the flesh. Daring the looker to look closer, see what mite be hidden there. Ripe:questionable. Sweet like nothing, pouring from the corners of a mouth: what a bite it would be. That first bite. The bruising comes in when she thinks of the brain beneath, that open, limitless figure so pale and forefront and brimming with intent, so crush-able with careless fist, so lovable with thirsty mouth. But what of the mind that put her before you, that turned her vulnerable, shameless, open for discussion? Put her before you. naked.
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Feb 2, 2010
Feb 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM UTC
Figure Study 3
There are crackles and scratches woven here; bridges and highways where little things run. Over tangles of brambles and berries a bud’s coming out; a hand lying open in grass. There is bracken crisping; brown and dry; shaded by waxy leaves where water ***** roll. There are bees in the air, flitting around. Air which is thick with nectar and pollen. It’s dense in here; cramped thorns twist, ears are twitching, claws scratch on bark. When the light goes away eyes start to shine, the scurrying gets furious, noises in darkness. An owl glides down and a mouse hurries up but quicker than light, he’s swept from the ground. Spiralling up from his hawthorn nest He’s stolen away; into the night. Sparrows whistle, a feather snags on a branch and the moon bows down to the lilac dawn.
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Mar 21, 2012
Mar 21, 2012 at 8:32 PM UTC
Hedgerow
I find you the lappet moth like slug or bat with fuzzy ears stuck dead with nothing except the toxins of my fever abnormally high and boiling how perfect it is to be under your legs bugs or none my fingers will do the crawling for any insect camouflaged in the skin dig the nails now bits of flesh under tiny specks of blood gather and your net snags words I’ve never uttered
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Sep 5, 2017
Sep 5, 2017 at 2:49 PM UTC
the naked entomologist
I leave the warmth of the feast Out into the pleasant night air A cat walks in the garden Quietly atop a stone wall It's eyes reflect in torchlight Like two carved emeralds I watch from the stone bench As he snags a damselfly from the air Pinning it to the mossy stone
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Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 2:01 AM UTC
Wine
Tuft of winter coat Snags upon an open door frame Escapes the new brush Tumbles upon hardwood floor til captured by the old brush
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 7:37 PM UTC
Grooming tanka
Cat sits behind cage Bored Man comes in Cat leaps up Tries to catch his coattails Snags his heart instead Cat sleeps on couch Content Man comes in Cat wakes up Swats away his gentle hand Signing it in red Cat hunts in field Brave Man comes out Cat pounces down Returns to comfort of house Victim having fled
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Jul 18, 2010
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:36 PM UTC
Cat Lives
Whines and groans of melancholy Knock on my door Upon opening the blockade The guest looked very eager A small, furry stuffed animal sits Eyes fixed on my complexion When I smile, the doll imitates When I brush my hand on the doll's fur A tongue reveals and kisses my cheek As I walk down the corridor The fluffy rascal tails right behind My eyes dart towards a toy And the puppy snags it thereafter With its brown precious eyes gleaming It's impossible to resist the innocent tug I take the plushy victim And fling it across the room The puppy witnesses the ~Plop~ And immediately dashes Sprinting in the ten second race Like a boomerang The furry speed demon returns With the plush trapped between its dull jaws All I can remark is... "Good Boy!"
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May 9, 2013
May 9, 2013 at 7:59 PM UTC
Oh little puppy
Can anarchy have empathy? Yes, in our land of Aussies, We say no wucking furries, Always more snags on the barbie, Still listen to a bit of Acca Dacca, More burgers and fries from Maccas, Frocked up in trackie dakkies, Yes, it's the land of Aussies, Our form of anarchy has empathy!
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Sep 2, 2016
Sep 2, 2016 at 2:37 AM UTC
CHEWY ON YA BOOT!
THE PARTY AT PRINCE REGENT HOTEL FOR NEW YEARS YA SEE WE PARTIED AT PRINCE REGENT HOTEL ON NEW YEARS EVE, OH YEAH THAT SOUND SWEET YA SEE THE CHEF HAD A BIG FRY UP WITH LEFT OVER SNAGS AND STEAKS UEAH THAT SOUNDS SO COOL AND ALL THE MEN SAT IN THE CORNER, DUDE SAYING TOO EACH OTHER, WHAT A FINE COLLECTION OF ***** AND ONE FATHER GAVE HISW 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SCOTCH AND COKE AND DESPITE THE HOTEL STAFF HATING IN, THEIR HANDS WERE TIED GREG LIKED THAT INTEGRITY, OH YEAH, DUDES, THOUGHT IT WAS RAD CAUSE GREG WASN’T GOING TO BE LABLED A PARTY POOPER IN EVERY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION GREG DECIDED TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, SO HE GOT DRESSED UP AS THE NEW YEAR TIGER, DUDE AND PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR THE KIDS TO ENJOY THEIR NEW YEARS GREG WAS A BIT WEIRD CAUSE HE WAS FORCING KIDS TO LISTEN TO HIM LISTEN TO HIM LISTEN TO HIM THE KIDS WERE TIRED BUT GREG STILL FORCED THE KIDS TO LISTEN TO HIS NEW YEAR TIGER SHOW YA SEE THIS DAY WAS START OF MY PARANORMAL VOICES YA SEE YOU SEE ROSLYN MARRIED ME, CAUSE I WAS FORCING KIDS TO WATCH MY SHOWS WHETHER THEY WERE TIRED OR NOT YA SEE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN THIS LIFE, I HEARD VOICES OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME, BEHIND MY BACK I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT AT FIRST, AND PEOPLE ARE RIBBING ME, BY SAYING SHUT UP WOOSEY TO ME, AND NOW AS I REMEMBER, AS THE DINNER WAS OVER, JOSEPH PEANUCKLE DECIDED TO GO TO HIS SUITE TO GET HIS FLUTE TO ENTERTAIN THE CROWD AND THE LADIES AND MEN DANCED WITH EACH OTHER AND GREG AND THE HOTEL STAFF WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER, ISN’T THIS WONDERFUL AND EACH OF US HAS 6 MILLION POUNDS EACH, AND IF EACH OF THE STAFF PUTS IN 1 MILLION POUNDS, PRINCE REGENT HOTEL CAN GET THE COUNTRY CLUB UPGRADE THAT IT THOROUGHLY DESERVES, AND AS THEY PARTY INTO THE NIGHT, AT 11.55 PM GREG DRESSED UP AS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND SANG I AM A TIGER IN A TOP HAT A TIGER IN A WHITE TIE AND WE’LL PARTY ON DOWN YA SEE, I AM A TIGER IN A TOP HAT A TIGER IN A WHITE TIE AND COUNT ‘EM OWN HE REPEATED THAT TILL THE BIG COUNTDOWN AND LED THE COUNTDOWN 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 AND YELLED OUT HAPPY NEW YEAR AND JOSEPH PLAYED AULD LENG ZINE ON THE FLUTE AND PLAYED OTHER SONGS ON THE FLUTE TILL 1-29 AM IN THE MORNING ALL THE HOTEL GUESTS, ALL WENT TO BED, WHILE GREG AND THE HOUSE KEEPERS WERE CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS, AND THIS HAPPENED EVERY YEAR OF THE 1817 TO 1819, THE 1820S THE 1830S THE 1840S AND GREG WAS GREAT, EACH YEAR BRINGING THE NEW YEAR IN WITH A GRIN HAPPY NEW YEAR, FROM THE OLD FASHIONED PRINCE REGENT HOTEL AND ALL UPGRADES WERE SUCCESSFUL, MELBOURNE WERE THE TALK OF THE COUNTRY BACK THEN HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 10:28 AM UTC
NEW YEARS EVE PARTY OF THE EARLY 1800S
THE PARTY AT PRINCE REGENT HOTEL FOR NEW YEARS YA SEE WE PARTIED AT PRINCE REGENT HOTEL ON NEW YEARS EVE, OH YEAH THAT SOUND SWEET YA SEE THE CHEF HAD A BIG FRY UP WITH LEFT OVER SNAGS AND STEAKS UEAH THAT SOUNDS SO COOL AND ALL THE MEN SAT IN THE CORNER, DUDE SAYING TOO EACH OTHER, WHAT A FINE COLLECTION OF ***** AND ONE FATHER GAVE HISW 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SCOTCH AND COKE AND DESPITE THE HOTEL STAFF HATING IN, THEIR HANDS WERE TIED GREG LIKED THAT INTEGRITY, OH YEAH, DUDES, THOUGHT IT WAS RAD CAUSE GREG WASN’T GOING TO BE LABLED A PARTY POOPER IN EVERY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION GREG DECIDED TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, SO HE GOT DRESSED UP AS THE NEW YEAR TIGER, DUDE AND PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW FOR THE KIDS TO ENJOY THEIR NEW YEARS GREG WAS A BIT WEIRD CAUSE HE WAS FORCING KIDS TO LISTEN TO HIM LISTEN TO HIM LISTEN TO HIM THE KIDS WERE TIRED BUT GREG STILL FORCED THE KIDS TO LISTEN TO HIS NEW YEAR TIGER SHOW YA SEE THIS DAY WAS START OF MY PARANORMAL VOICES YA SEE YOU SEE ROSLYN MARRIED ME, CAUSE I WAS FORCING KIDS TO WATCH MY SHOWS WHETHER THEY WERE TIRED OR NOT YA SEE, WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN THIS LIFE, I HEARD VOICES OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME, BEHIND MY BACK I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT AT FIRST, AND PEOPLE ARE RIBBING ME, BY SAYING SHUT UP WOOSEY TO ME, AND NOW AS I REMEMBER, AS THE DINNER WAS OVER, JOSEPH PEANUCKLE DECIDED TO GO TO HIS SUITE TO GET HIS FLUTE TO ENTERTAIN THE CROWD AND THE LADIES AND MEN DANCED WITH EACH OTHER AND GREG AND THE HOTEL STAFF WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER, ISN’T THIS WONDERFUL AND EACH OF US HAS 6 MILLION POUNDS EACH, AND IF EACH OF THE STAFF PUTS IN 1 MILLION POUNDS, PRINCE REGENT HOTEL CAN GET THE COUNTRY CLUB UPGRADE THAT IT THOROUGHLY DESERVES, AND AS THEY PARTY INTO THE NIGHT, AT 11.55 PM GREG DRESSED UP AS THE NEW YEAR TIGER AND SANG I AM A TIGER IN A TOP HAT A TIGER IN A WHITE TIE AND WE’LL PARTY ON DOWN YA SEE, I AM A TIGER IN A TOP HAT A TIGER IN A WHITE TIE AND COUNT ‘EM OWN HE REPEATED THAT TILL THE BIG COUNTDOWN AND LED THE COUNTDOWN 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 AND YELLED OUT HAPPY NEW YEAR AND JOSEPH PLAYED AULD LENG ZINE ON THE FLUTE AND PLAYED OTHER SONGS ON THE FLUTE TILL 1-29 AM IN THE MORNING ALL THE HOTEL GUESTS, ALL WENT TO BED, WHILE GREG AND THE HOUSE KEEPERS WERE CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS, AND THIS HAPPENED EVERY YEAR OF THE 1817 TO 1819, THE 1820S THE 1830S THE 1840S AND GREG WAS GREAT, EACH YEAR BRINGING THE NEW YEAR IN WITH A GRIN HAPPY NEW YEAR, FROM THE OLD FASHIONED PRINCE REGENT HOTEL AND ALL UPGRADES WERE SUCCESSFUL, MELBOURNE WERE THE TALK OF THE COUNTRY BACK THEN HAPPY NEW YEAR
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grit sand conglomerate binds friction holding - heel steady tottering navy lace snags upon brick dipped in night save for - street lamps poignantly establishing form to lips seeking to traverse the topography of your structure tongue craving - salivary essence about mine my curls remember being dragged across, - then – pressed firmly against the brick snagging on vertical groove and red clay your pelvic bone ground deep – pressurized into dust against my own Serotonin, oxytocin fuse Blown - Neural patina – thick Pompeii to Vesuvius Diffuse Carbon filament lattice Clings - to ancient couple cuddling in ashen grave Compressed densely Perchance time will compress this grit creating friction under sole.
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Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014 at 9:08 PM UTC
Ground
Snags in her tights, Chipped black on her claws, She stands against walls, Vulnerable to the brawls. A skirt grazing her thighs, Too small for her liking, She pulls at the seems, And feeds the old men lies. Lips that bleed, Mascara stained cheek, Frame too slim, She's in the gutter, sensual and meek. Lady of the night, Rolls to your car, beckons you with her finger, hopes you won't linger. A ten note slips, Into her grip. She squeezes. It will feed her addiction. She has money to pay, Children to feed, She digs her knuckles so much they bleed. Life carries by, As she tries to get high, On the fumes of other men. But the red light comes on, Her skirt hitches up, She cries as he whispers good girl. As he kisses her neck, She thinks what the heck Am I doing with my **** awful life, Selling cheap love, To father above, In hope she gets a better price than the tiny sum From every business bloke that comes, beckons her into his arms. She pulls at her pleather, At her last tether, Why am I in this life? Soho's her home, But it leaves her numb to the bone. She has more than budget passion, She craves style, She fashion. But instead the needle pierces, And she sinks down, Hating the body she's in, Women walk and they frown, But they don't understand how the girl feels deep down, She just wants true love. Oh heaven above? If there is a Holy Spirit, Let me be it, For this withered young ********** Belongs in your constitute, Please, she begs, save me from the charity brutes.
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 6:13 PM UTC
Soho
Snags in her tights, Chipped black on her claws, She stands against walls, Vulnerable to the brawls. A skirt grazing her thighs, Too small for her liking, She pulls at the seems, And feeds the old men lies. Lips that bleed, Mascara stained cheek, Frame too slim, She's in the gutter, sensual and meek. Lady of the night, Rolls to your car, beckons you with her finger, hopes you won't linger. A ten note slips, Into her grip. She squeezes. It will feed her addiction. She has money to pay, Children to feed, She digs her knuckles so much they bleed. Life carries by, As she tries to get high, On the fumes of other men. But the red light comes on, Her skirt hitches up, She cries as he whispers good girl. As he kisses her neck, She thinks what the heck Am I doing with my **** awful life, Selling cheap love, To father above, In hope she gets a better price than the tiny sum From every business bloke that comes, beckons her into his arms. She pulls at her pleather, At her last tether, Why am I in this life? Soho's her home, But it leaves her numb to the bone. She has more than budget passion, She craves style, She fashion. But instead the needle pierces, And she sinks down, Hating the body she's in, Women walk and they frown, But they don't understand how the girl feels deep down, She just wants true love. Oh heaven above? If there is a Holy Spirit, Let me be it, For this withered young ********** Belongs in your constitute, Please, she begs, save me from the charity brutes.
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It was threatening rain for a week or more It was always threatening rain, The Weather Bureau was always sore When the threatening rain never came. We’d hold an open air barbecue Each time they said it would come, ‘Hey it’s gonna rain,’ said Oliver Payne, ‘What do they think, we’re dumb?’ But the Bureau Chief, one Adrian Reef Said he was sick to the core, Why wouldn’t the weather behave itself Like it had done before, ‘It’s making us look like a laughing stock,’ He bitterly said to Jane, ‘I want you to ring up the airport now And charter a small, light plane,’ He loaded the plane up with dry ice And a generous load of salt, And lugged along an elephant gun, The plane took off with a jolt, He peppered the clouds with ice that day, He put his job on the line, The last thing he wanted to have to say: ‘The weather is going to be fine.’ And down on the ground at the barbecue We were sizzling snags and steak, Having an ice cold beer or two And trying to stay awake. The sultry weather was drowsy then We’d heard the report, in vain, But just when the steaks were nicely done It came down, bucketing rain. We didn’t have time to pack it up, We couldn’t save snags or steak, In only a couple of minutes there We were staggering round in a lake, And Oliver’s esky floated away With the rest of the beer we’d bought, While we took shelter as best we could Under cover of Maggie’s porch. The water rose right up to our knees, Our cars were afloat that day, The chickens drowned and the old hearth hound Was found seven miles away, While on the Teev was the Bureau Chief With a grin that was not quite sane, He knew he’d won with his elephant gun, ‘The sky is threatening rain!’ David Lewis Paget
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Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Threatening Rain
It was threatening rain for a week or more It was always threatening rain, The Weather Bureau was always sore When the threatening rain never came. We’d hold an open air barbecue Each time they said it would come, ‘Hey it’s gonna rain,’ said Oliver Payne, ‘What do they think, we’re dumb?’ But the Bureau Chief, one Adrian Reef Said he was sick to the core, Why wouldn’t the weather behave itself Like it had done before, ‘It’s making us look like a laughing stock,’ He bitterly said to Jane, ‘I want you to ring up the airport now And charter a small, light plane,’ He loaded the plane up with dry ice And a generous load of salt, And lugged along an elephant gun, The plane took off with a jolt, He peppered the clouds with ice that day, He put his job on the line, The last thing he wanted to have to say: ‘The weather is going to be fine.’ And down on the ground at the barbecue We were sizzling snags and steak, Having an ice cold beer or two And trying to stay awake. The sultry weather was drowsy then We’d heard the report, in vain, But just when the steaks were nicely done It came down, bucketing rain. We didn’t have time to pack it up, We couldn’t save snags or steak, In only a couple of minutes there We were staggering round in a lake, And Oliver’s esky floated away With the rest of the beer we’d bought, While we took shelter as best we could Under cover of Maggie’s porch. The water rose right up to our knees, Our cars were afloat that day, The chickens drowned and the old hearth hound Was found seven miles away, While on the Teev was the Bureau Chief With a grin that was not quite sane, He knew he’d won with his elephant gun, ‘The sky is threatening rain!’ David Lewis Paget
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Life of a man in poverty is pure experiment, It effortlessly starts in the morning on each day Swaddled in acuteness of despair and hope, Hoping to pass on food for breakfast and lunch Without test of agony in hunger pains;wistfullness As drive for opportunity of super is forcefully atomic, Projecting for bliss in posterity without education, As paranoia of a merchant awaits disillusionment, Pumping into regular snags from fortune creation, As economic powers that be fix final nails to the coffin, in which rests twist of fate, Hoping for global relations to succor the times As self reinforced poverty fetters all experiments, Happening to be in the pauper’s laboratory, Converting everything all into poverty’s turf.
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 9:27 AM UTC
EXPERIMENTING WITH LIFE IN POVERTY
Something isn’t right. Perhaps I’m a little screwy. I thought the fear of cooties existed only within childhood realms. It’s come back to me in my twenties however. In grown up terms I think it’d be referred to as a fear of intimacy. In psychological terms PTSD. It snags against the chip on my shoulder catching and consuming my heart. I’m afraid of cooties. Yeah, let’s say that’s the problem. **** is such an ugly word after all.
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Nov 25, 2014
Nov 25, 2014 at 11:06 PM UTC
Catching Cooties
And again you fall up. Fall up into your own head. Your tangled strings of thoughts Slither and snake around themselves and choke Themselves out with a pressure twisted Tighter than boy-scout knots Ebbing around painful snaps of rubber band nerves Looping around the tennis ball of your brain And as you fall your foot snags on the ringed End of a threading needle and as you kick it deeper Into your soft red pin cushion mind You are hanging with your legs pointed up With your fingers just barely ******* The edge of that whiskey bottle The needle breaks. And you fall down into that drink Dousing your brain with boiling hot liquid Hoping that your knotted thoughts will Melt into spaghetti, soft and loose Barely circling the fork of your brain And finally unravel the pressure of Being the only person who falls both ways.
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Apr 12, 2012
Apr 12, 2012 at 8:46 PM UTC
My Brother Falls Differently Than Most.
I'm not insecure. I'm jealous and unrightfully so. You're not mine. I'm jealous of anyone who catches your eye, I'm jealous of anyone who snags your attention. I'm jealous of the ones who take your time. I'm insanely jealous of anyone who makes you smile, feel, live more than I do. I have 41 days, 16 hours and approximately 32 minutes left here. I completely understand that you would not want to commit to that, to me when I will be 800 miles away. But I'm still here for now. I'm here now. Make these moments count. These should be what matter. Don't be scared, because you know I'm going to leave please. I just want to love you deeper than anyone else has, or will. Why can't you let me?
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Sep 17, 2016
Sep 17, 2016 at 6:44 AM UTC
Jealousy
*Hear her wails in the dead of night they signify someones death tonight. Foreboding this harbinger of deaths message does wait at the threshold. The reaper comes and snags you, brings you through the shadows pull. You think of how it came to be that your life, so wonderful, has come to an end. With one Banshee's call.*
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 1:25 PM UTC
The Banshee
memory and the city lights fading behind me the wheels turning in the night the tears called upon to save you have decayed faded into the cake of makeup stretched on your parody smile put a candle on that babe and celebrate another year twenty miles outa town stopped my buick 'neith the highway sing and in the cool desert moon made love to another woman just to have another falling star to chase shes a little cracked but she can smile yes she can and that's a ray of pure sunshine to this broken heart that's a glass of gladness in the chambers of sour i owe a thousand apologies but none of them east of the mississippi so i head to sunny florida spend all my time in the rain writing letters home to the mountains of the moon serenity is just another girl after all isnt that what she would say a fun pile of hot packed in skintight jeans but just a girl tried to find a narrow path in the thorns attempted to get round the snags but milkmaids and **** kings are all too sure that id fail someday and they wait with bated breath for me to be on my knees but im making a new lifetime outa the dust im carving a new hope outa the curses laid on me ill make it because im resolved like iron ink but im rusting like rainwater and there is nobody i can hope not to offend i had thought to find your hand to hold and standing here in the rain wish itd work its way out im so weary of the futile chase but you left on a train headed north to go find my enemies to deal out some measure of justice im resolved like iron ink rusting in the american sun nobody's treasure born to wait come home someday
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Sep 4, 2013
Sep 4, 2013 at 6:06 AM UTC
iron ink
memory and the city lights fading behind me the wheels turning in the night the tears called upon to save you have decayed faded into the cake of makeup stretched on your parody smile put a candle on that babe and celebrate another year twenty miles outa town stopped my buick 'neith the highway sing and in the cool desert moon made love to another woman just to have another falling star to chase shes a little cracked but she can smile yes she can and that's a ray of pure sunshine to this broken heart that's a glass of gladness in the chambers of sour i owe a thousand apologies but none of them east of the mississippi so i head to sunny florida spend all my time in the rain writing letters home to the mountains of the moon serenity is just another girl after all isnt that what she would say a fun pile of hot packed in skintight jeans but just a girl tried to find a narrow path in the thorns attempted to get round the snags but milkmaids and **** kings are all too sure that id fail someday and they wait with bated breath for me to be on my knees but im making a new lifetime outa the dust im carving a new hope outa the curses laid on me ill make it because im resolved like iron ink but im rusting like rainwater and there is nobody i can hope not to offend i had thought to find your hand to hold and standing here in the rain wish itd work its way out im so weary of the futile chase but you left on a train headed north to go find my enemies to deal out some measure of justice im resolved like iron ink rusting in the american sun nobody's treasure born to wait come home someday
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