I asked her to blow the dust of my bean bags,
she looked at me like I was asking of something ungiven.
But she cleansed them within a volume of gargled verse,
vacuuming the soiled reminisce of who's last tongue
had woven there words of lust upon them.
"You dumped me, we were on a break,
But teeth are sharper than a particular female anatomy.
Saying a few syllables in gargled verse,
"This is my **** gun, "And your fired,
"We were on a BREAK,
I had so many stitches that my ***** looked Frankenstein's
face, never ******* a woman when she has your bean bags
in her mouth, tears of crimson fell as I fainted.
#adult #stupid #***** #humour
