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D Feb 2017
Who else could make love like you?
The answer -- me.
I made a funny talking to the lover ^-^
ADS Feb 2017
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just put in my two weeks
And so should you
If you have ever worked at a retail store like Walmart it feels like one of your coworkers ends up quitting every other week. Maybe its because they send one another poems like this. Just a funny poem instead of poems based on love because of Valentines day.
Joe Black Feb 2017
Hello!


Is these club of anonymous moody people?



Yes, hello!

Welcome, get the hell out of here!

xD
Julie Grenness Jan 2017
Here's a little joke in a verse,
When two walls do converse,
"I'll meet you at the corner," says one,
"Absolutely." See, this joke was fun!
Feedback welcome.
Ines Rose Jan 2017
Before,
I knew how to speak in Spanish
Then, before I knew it,
I almost forgot

Before,
I knew how to give you my love
Then, before I knew it,
That knowledge was lost

Before,
I knew how to laugh at the jokes
Then, before I knew it,
The joke was on me

[2019 edit:
Before,
I knew what the world was about
Then, before I knew it,
It wasn't so easy]
(Spur of the moment)
Ignatius Hosiana Jan 2017
Is bitter honey,
*a joke that's not funny
Some people,
write from the heart

While others
still, write from life

Still, others
do, think-out first

Yet to,
some, the world; joke.

The World is a Joke.

The Heart,
is emotion,

The World is a Joke.

Are you Laughing?

or,

...are you,

Writing?
"Never jump into the **** of Elk horn sideways,
              it'll make you ***** and chiropractors can't fix that!"

You know cause your back will have to contort to fit inside an ****?
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