I lie awake at night
thinking about you
and how you probably
don't think about me

Please remember to
ask the happy people how
they're feeling today.

If you keep giving
to someone whos not taking
you should be leaving

I am a loving animal
Despite what people may think
A lot of people don't like me
I wish they would rethink

I'm just as loyal as a dog
I will always be by your side
Even when you are bored
I'll keep you occupied

Sometimes I like to be alone
It's not really a crime
I still liked to be hugged
Just not all the time

Yes I may scratch
Just like dogs may bite
It's how I protect myself
I'm sorry if I gave you a fright

I like to be well groomed
Don't worry I can do it
I'm independent
You don't have to commit

I will bring you presents
But I can only afford mice
I just want to make you happy
By doing something nice

When I am happy
I will let you know
I'll purr on your lap
It will make you glow

I tend to have a crazy half hour
I like dashing around
Did I mention my meow?
I make the cutest sound

I'm easy to aquire
I'm usually quite cheap
Look in your local animal shelter
We come in heaps

I'm really quite cute
And I need a good home
So please don't leave me
In this cage all alone

I am a cat
I will make the best pet
Just like a beloved dog
Can you give me a chance yet?

I love it when my
mind goes blank because for a
while Im somewhere else

You're like a piñata
I want to whack you
Until I break you
Just to see
What's inside

Some people will say
that they never see me frown;
they don't see me much

Isn't it funny how I
Tell my cat I love him
More than I tell my boyfriend?

Why would you be you
when it's so much easier
to be someone else?

I want you to be happy
but at the same time
I want you to be sad enough
to want to be with me
instead of her

Don't let your reality crumble
while you have your head in the clouds.

Hell is deserted
because the demons have left
to reside on earth

and the worst part is
we won't know who to fear 'til
they take off their masks