"watcha" poems
AUSTRALIA DAY, BY THE BBQ
CHEER CHEER FOR THE CROWD YS SEE
THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO YOUR BBQ
YOU SEE YOU COOK SAUSAGES A VERY NICE COLD COKE
AND EACH MAN HAS BEER
YEAH YOU SEE EVERYONE YOU SEE WILL PARTY YESEREE
YEAH IT’S ANOTHER AUSTRALIA DAY BY THE BBQ
I BRING OUT 6 ESKIES WITH 400 BEERS
THIS WILL MAKE THE MEN HAPPY
OH BLODDY ****** DEAR
YOU SEE, THERE IS A FEW WELL DONE STEAKS AND A FEW EGG AND BACON ROLLS
OH YEAH, ****** COOL
YOU SEE WE SIT BY THE LAKE IN OUR BLUE AUSSIE GEAR
AND WATCH THE LOVELY FIREWORKS, YEAH, LET’S GRAB US ANOTHER BEER
DON’T FORGET, THERE IS OUR THEORY, DUDE, LAMB LAMB LAMB OH DEAR
YEAH LAMB WILL PUT IN THE A IN AUSTRALIA DAY, YEAH IT WILL OH YEAH
THEN A MAN CAME UP TO ME, AND TOLD ME WATCHA DOING
ARE YOU ENJOYING AUSTRALIA DAY, LIKE IT’S A DAY WORTH CELEBRATING
I HAVE BEEN TO CITIES, THAT HAVE A LOT OF PENANG
FROM FLORIDA, CHICAGO AND THE GREAT BUDAPEST
AND NO MATTER HOW FAR OR HOW WIDE YA ROME
YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL AUSTRALIA
A PERFECT PLACE TO HAVE BBQs, ON JANUARY 26TH
AND WE CHEER COME ON AUSSIR COME ON, YEAH, COME ON AUSSIE COME ON
YA KNOW EACH BOWLER IS COMING DOWN LIKE A MACHINE
THE OPPOSTION IS PLAYING NUMSKULL GAMES IN THE GREEN
WE ARE SCORING RUNS, THROW OUT YA CHEWING GUM
AQND THIS IS THE GREATEST AUSTRALIA DAY, THAT WE’VE EVER SEEN
GO AND HAVE LAMB ON AUSTRALIA DAY
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY DUDES
Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 7:13 AM UTC
Look what the cat done drug in
Slow on down... darlin’!
Hol’ yo horses!
Don’t go get’n a conniption fit
Or get’n your knickers in a knot!
Hush up
Or’n I’m a goin **** a knot in yo tail!
I’m busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox,
but I’m fixin tell what we got here at JuJu’s
Now lookie here...
we got
crawfish mild spicy
crawfish medium spicy
crawfish spicy spicy
we got
crawfish with corn
crawfish with sausage
crawfish with potatoes
we got
crawfish with red sauce
crawfish with pink sauce
crawfish with melted butter
If y’all a bit dry...
we got
crawfish with canned soda
crawfish with bottled water
crawfish with beer
crawfish with BYOB
Or we gots
jus’ crawfish
Go on an pick how yo’ want yo’ crawfish spiced, then go on an decide what yo’ wanna add! I reckon we gots dang near 362,888 ways to eat these here mudbugs
You might could get
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage
spicy spicy crawfish with corn
spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage and corn
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage and potatoes
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage, corn and potatoes
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage and beer
spicy spicy crawfish with corn and beer
spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes and beer
spicy spicy crawfish with
Zummo’s sausage, corn, potatoes
and beer
I could go on...
till I’m plum tuckered out... but...
Got it? You good??
You want mushrooms
Well, I’ll be
Don’t go axin... what we ain’t got
No siree bob, no mushrooms
We also ain’t got tea, sweet or unsweet
But sweet’s the only way to have tea sweetie
If you want soda, you can get
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper
Diet Dr Pepper, Hawaiian Punch, Brisk Tea
Or Root Beer
We also got shrimp... just boiled
We also got gloves... half a dollar
Well, I’m worn slap out!
Watcha have a hankerin for?
Take your own sweet time!
Sit a spell
You’ll soon be full as a tick on a big dog!
Happy as a dead pig in sunshine!
You’ll wanna slap yer mama!
Can’t decide hon?
I do declare!
Aren’t you precious?
(now... he startin get on my last nerve)
Still...can’t make up your mind?
Well... I can’t do it fer ya!
(bout aggravatin as a rock)
You picky?
(Lawd have mercy!)
Bless your heart!
© 2019 Jim Davis
Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 11:41 PM UTC
Everybody listen to the rain comin down
Its going tap tap tap
all around the Town.
And im standin here watchin it pour all around
Watchin it soak and renew this
broken ground.
And each drop is a renewing sound
breaking the chains of the trapped
and bound.
The weather mans calling for more
dark skies
and i know each drop comes when
an angel cries.
So world stop whatcha doin
and listen to the rains
tap tap tap renewin'.
Its washing away all the pain
the tap tap tap is bringing sanity to he insane.
So world stop watcha sayin'
and listen to what Mother nature is
playin'.
Everybody stop and listen the the
thunder crash
trying to put an end to all the
selfish bash.
Watch as the lightining lights up
the sky
trying to scare all this sin
goodbye.
Are you gettin what im sayin
Stop and listen to what mother
nature is playin.
So world stop whatcha doin
and listen to the rains tap tap tap
renewin'.
Its washing away all the pain
the tap tap tap is bringing sanity to the insane.
So world stop whatcha sayin'
and listen to what Mother nature is
playin'.
The rain is pourin now
trying to wash this earth clean
some how
its going taptaptap tappin all around
pooling up all over the
ground.
Some many drops trying to wash
away
all the hurt,brokenness and the
pain.
When Mother nature sees all this it
drives her insane.
So she sends the rain (tap tap tap)
but is t all in vein?
She sends the rain (tap tap tap) Are you gettin what im sayin'.
So world stop whatcha doin
and listen to the rains tap tap tap renewin'.
Its washing away all the pain
the tap tap tap is bringing sanity to the insane.
So world stop watcha sayin'
and listen to watch Mother nature
is playin'.
Stop.
Tap tap tap
tap tap tap
Listen to what its doin'
TAp tap tap
Refresh and Renewin'.
Oct 10, 2013
Oct 10, 2013 at 12:08 PM UTC
Your resume has spoken
And everybody cracked
under the pressure of holding it back
Because this right here is what you call
A cookbook
Where like-minded fools can read and understand.
Look,
Your history grade is historical
Critical thinking astronomical
I'm lol-ing right now over the joke you've grown up to be
Unable to understand any text hidden between the lines,
Your beauty hidden behind the vines.
Copyright borderline infringing, certain words not phrases
Th-th-the laughter. Its killing me!
Oh Dear Martha.....
HA HA HA Haaaaallelujah
Your face..... so stoic
Or maybe its my reflection bouncing of your heart
Ironic
that you even have one
Did you steal it? Or buy it?
Cuz the last time i checked the bank never had
Any money you kept because everything was spent
On time the-watcha-ma-call it-
Greatest Investment?
Withdraw from the process of creativity:
fixing and healing broken things that had nothing to do with your years
you can't have it all, that's the world of reality.
My oh my
I should've given an "F" a few doors ago (a long while it's been)
otherwise B. S. Relations wouldn't be so bad
not to mention the problem with your height:
You inability for growth
and be able to see from the other side.
Dear dear dearest Martha,
I'm sorry...
Please do accept this "letter of apology"
take this as your first lesson in the workplace,
*(take it from me however you want it
I've been through the darkest and the brightest)*
there's the door.
"Next!"
Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 12:48 AM UTC
Say---watcha doin, little man?
--
Petty
---
the
Abusive stance
The
Inflicted pain
--
Every day
----
--
Sands of time
.
The burying
.
(Dead)
---
Walking around with no heart and no head
..
Petty
---
--
Come
Please
Life is good
Come
You are wanted
Surely
You are needed
Now
Apr 13, 2013
Apr 13, 2013 at 9:14 PM UTC
Touch me where it ******* HURTS
My mind is your last unconquered frontier
My body is yours
Inside and out
And i feel your control without a doubt
I like the taste of you
I like the taste of these leather straps that hold me back
But for the life of me i hate feeling numb to your every whip and lash
SO TOUCH ME WHERE IT HURTS
Where love doesn't live
In my mind and I'll give you the key
To unlock my heart and my tar black soul coated in pathetic misery
TOUCH ME WHERE IT HURTS
I promise i have no emotion to offer
But my body is yours, every broken inch
To do with watcha wanna
Just touch me where it hurts..
Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 7:16 PM UTC
Better watch watcha do around the lab.
Dont let your hunch backed assistant play with chemicals.
Get your head out the coffin and your mother and law
off the slab.
For strange brew.
Can re animate old fiends.
And really mess with you.
One two three four.
You blink and from the grave rises more.
Yes your new discovery wont get your fellow mad
scientest clappin.
they just eat my neighbors oh well you reply.
Zombies happen.
They called out the national gaurd seems ive created a mess.
People screaming what shall we do?
well run would be a good guess.
His worm filled mouth is open and i dont think
mr zombie wants a kiss.
people sreaming and running in terror shopping at
walmart has never been like this.
Uncle Walter after only seventy years its wonderful
thoose skeletal toes a tappin.
It's become wide spread so I must say.
My bad ya'll but zombies happen.
Jan 23, 2010
Jan 23, 2010 at 10:32 AM UTC
**You're in my head drowsing me like vertigo
because I'm stupid in love with you...
That's why I want you to want me, try me and
see that I'll fight for you... I'm not blowing Trumpets
but I think you're my it Girl. I like the other side of you,
how you wiggle, chew Bubblegum...
I even love the heave of your chest when you're breathing...
Might be Broke, but I hope you can Love like that
so that together we can Make it up as we go...
I ain't just after seeing you naked...if we Trade Hearts
I believe we will be Undefeated...for you'll Love me down
and I'll stick too like a Tattoo, pick up the
Pieces of your broken heart and we'll be our Painkiller.
I'm tired of riding Solo... Marry me, it won't get ugly...
Pull up to my place, hate to talk ***** but my Heart X2CU...
they say The Sky is the limit but I believe we can go into space,
don't wanna go home without you, watcha say Cheyenne?**
Aug 5, 2016
Aug 5, 2016 at 8:36 AM UTC
head ache head mind
watcha gonna do
wake up from the grave
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023 at 8:32 PM UTC
she stood on the porch as he come by
"watcha doin here?," she said
he said, "tryin to survive"
she laughed
Dec 9, 2010
Dec 9, 2010 at 9:56 AM UTC
I wanna be a wallaby
The wallabies are the best
They beat the mighty all blacks
By 47 to 26
What a win by the wallabies
I can hardly believe my eyes
What a win I hope they can keep it up
Oh yeah and yes they gave the
All blacks a surprise
Perth was the place
To catch the great challenge they embrace
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
A great win a great win
Oh yeah bow bow
Carn the mighty wallabies
We are the best
Because we beat the best
But who cares because those
Mighty wallabies say to me
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
Football meat pies yes those
Wallabies beat the odds
And gave the Perth crowd
A great win for them
Carn the wallabies
Carn the wallabies
The all blacks are the team to beat
And we go one-up oh yeah mate yeah
I wanna be a wallaby
Watcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
47 to 26, I can hardly believe my eyes
Yes Australia gave us a surprise
Go the wallabies kick some ****
Go the wallabies show some class
And they did all blacks had their chances
And Australia never gave up
Cold tinnie crack one right now
Cold tinnie crack it open mate
Crack one for the mighty wallabies mate
Cold tinnie crack one right now
Green and gold green and gold
The best team around
Green and gold green and gold
Too good oh yeah
Black is a dark colour
We need to put the bright colours first
Green and gold, cold tinnie cold tinnie
Crack one for the wallabies mate
I am an Aussie and I love life
And I love when the wallabies win
Especially against the mighty all blacks
Well done wallabies 47 to 26
I can hardly believe it
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
What a win highest ever score
Against New Zealand
Yes dudes what a win
Aug 10, 2019
Aug 10, 2019 at 8:16 AM UTC
Beardless man in my mirror,
asks me who I think I am.
I look your way and wonder what you
would say,
were it your face sending questions
through
the window to my soul.
I'd say I am a bold-faced liar who learned
not to lie through the hair on my face.
My bald face says, for centuries now, what
a bald head says now, "I know how to wield
a blade this sharp, without cutting myself,
be ware."
Yeah, cowboyninjaquickdrawhero…
maybe I have played the role,
mirror neuronical sharper than any two-edge,
but I feel honed when I shave, ready to shine
my steely glare on the fool that questions
the reason for my faith in my blade,
and so I don't
look as old as Noam Chomsky,
that's why I shaved.
- The face communicates
See, I got this nerve, CNX,
it hooks under that fattest art-
ery in my chest,
where all true riches rest, lazy-like,
easy livin'
thinkin' some poor soul got tricked again,
whaddaya gno?
Gwan, say so, man, watcha know f'show?
Got a light?
Gotta charisma authorized poet's license?
Have you ever known what's
next?
Perhaps you should talk to someone.
Okeh.
And if I looked as old as Noam Chomsky,
they would know I lack the will to use the blade,
and maybe wonder
if I lost the knack.
Then I grin and watch'em see the apple in m'eye.
Mar 2, 2021
Mar 2, 2021 at 9:21 PM UTC
my sincerity has cost me
being honest has gotten me slapped
scorned
and shunned
***** looks follow me
pointed fingers find me
facing the truth...
most cannot swallow
exclaiming a flaw
is just for show
for many
but me
HA!
i call your bluff
you want to cry wolf?
watcha got here
is little red riding hood
in
the
flesh!
May 3, 2015
May 3, 2015 at 10:36 PM UTC
Old paths never cobbled
float stones, over the years.
Through the winter each day I walk
or drive this trail,
I moosh down the mud and deep
down ought or else pushes back and
water takes the waymaker function,
path of least resistance,
coming up.
Hydraulic pluerosis pops a stone into my path.
An old stumbling stone, new position.
Kick'em out the way, see watcha find
Certain con
tained
coils of oughts thought steps as
rungs from
Bethel to where Jesus says the Kingdom
of right use right-e-o-us
righteo.
come hell or high water
A.
Lor' willin', if the creeks don't rise
B.
you trust your kenotic self to flow, least re
sist dance
A. or B. Either opens the gate,
t'm'yaad, eden bydemnation namin' imps.
Clouds of could'ves push-crash
---
dis ap
proven re
proven re
al itynessification.
judge you, I judge me and we judge each
the other,
I am first reader, I and my muse and the manual dexter/sinister
skill with the maigi
tech
(I key far faster than hemingway two finger typed,
if he did, like on tv)
I correct me, I was trying and, by trying doing.
Earlier in life I magined one sneaky lie true
because it came from
Yoda,
wise entity telling Luke,
there is no try only do,
maybe for Alienated Jedi minds, not mine,
mine works if I try to do and do, so trying and doing
is done at once.
Okeh. An earlier exploration was tainted by my wish
to be seen wise in relation to an imaginary
depicted fiction seen as the source
of base level words chock full o'
wisdom... nuts... Yoda was never real.
C'mon, gimme the old American
Try again. Emulate Socrates and Jesus,
sorta comboish,
Old Ben says it worked for him,
Kenosis-like. The thirteenth step in
In Ben's
experiment in thinking as an
American might, in the future,
relative to then.
People still read the
Auto-biography of Ben, right?
A proverbial treasure buried long ago
for you.
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Mar 31, 2019
Mar 31, 2019 at 1:20 PM UTC
Ain't nobody dead DONT wanna be
(Really)
•
\\\\
////
Softly child /--//--song!
---
Beyond the speaking symbolically
YOU
are here
•
Watcha gonna do now tell me
••
What you really think is goin on
•
(Can't hide no more)
••
If you wanna be dead
You are
•
If not?
Got some work to do
For sure
Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 6:10 PM UTC
Witches brew its for you
Wallow not in that goo
Wall to wall mice, Achoo !
Wanda's spell sticks like glue
Watcha gonna do - heh ?
When she says, " I want you! "
Witchcraft Day, just say Nay!
Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM UTC
One more
One more what?-----oh yes!
A DAY!
----
*watcha gonna do with it!
Yeah
Whatcha gonna go with it?*
//
We act so surprised
At the "end"
//
GET HURT
GET ANGRY....?
.
This is not the best game plan!!
--
Well
What IS
the game plan
And we all have one
If only subconsciously
--
DAY BY DAY
Our lives unfolding
STOP THE WORLD
I WANNA GET OFF!
(I hear you say)
Well
How to stop it!
Yes indeed!!
remember
In the end your dead
And the story ends
Perhaps we should
GET IT RIGHT
COME WITH ME IF YOU DONT KNOW THE WAY
Mar 27, 2013
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:18 PM UTC
This is me
Do you like what you see?
This is me
and I've got the key
This is me
am i alright?
This is me
I am A queen
This is me is this whatcha like?
This is me
no tell me is this watcha want?
This is me
Am I **** enough?
This is me
Do you like these questions?
This is me
Would you answer please?
This is me
Will you have a drink with me?
This is me
Come to my place?
This is me
I'll show you how nice I am?
This is me
Shall I show you how I breath?
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah this is me....
I'll get you to answer or shall I burn your a**
Nov 19, 2014
Nov 19, 2014 at 10:49 AM UTC
set up,
pairs of three.
watcha
gonna do
when the
world stops
revolving
around you?
I'm still
into you-r
band, but
that's 'cause
you're a good
pre
form
er.
who am
I?
I already
know.
But since
you think
you do
too,
watcha still
gonna do?
my guess
is only
as good
as yours.
but don't
sweat it,
if that
doctor carrer
doesn't work
out, try
pho
togra
phy.
May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 1:20 AM UTC
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
watcha gonna do with the
change in your pocket
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
can I take a look at
your mag before ya toss it?
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
is mamma comin to
the party with the boys?
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
is daddy jumpin back
from the ledge with my toys?
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
the story about the
boy and bear and their sister too
Tell me tell me tell me tell me
I think I might be lost,
what am I supposed to do?
Jul 4, 2018
Jul 4, 2018 at 4:38 AM UTC