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1227 My Triumph lasted till the Drums Had left the Dead alone And then I dropped my Victory And chastened stole along To where the finished Faces Conclusion turned on me And then I hated Glory And wished myself were They. What is to be is best descried When it has also been— Could Prospect taste of Retrospect The tyrannies of Men Were Tenderer—diviner The Transitive toward. A Bayonet’s contrition Is nothing to the Dead.
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My Triumph lasted till the Drums
It all begins With pronouns I becomes the subject Of my project Adding you And collectively we I choose you and me And I exclude the he and the she Until I am certain of we You and I pick verbs actions Inflect them to match fit begin narratives Transitive verbs take objects You touch tickle tease taste take skin ******* lips me with words Words have become a clause But still a simple construction So, you tickle me where? For this you need a preposition To position your tickling ammunition Do you touch tickle tease me ON my ******* ******* thighs buttocks **** Do you feel me INSIDE my mouth **** soul? Positioning is envisioning. Then you use adjectives To modify descriptions of Sensory inscriptions So, gentle complements touch Soft and passionate kiss And you become superlative And adverbs elaborate experience expression exploration You fill me deeply thoroughly violently with all that is you But adverbs can also mean time Not sweet or cursed time Or time denoting age But timing is always important And grammar dictates That Time adverbs are placed As a beginning or an end Like a lover's embrace Thus, This morning, you woke me with A demanding "here and now! " and I will reciprocate this, tonight, I vow. Conjunctions are sentence connectors And sentences behave like detectors Bodies balancing with and, but, or Otherwise subordinate And the scale tips towards Conditioning hypotaxis Making actions a complicated praxis (before my mind can connect, you will have to pursuade it /pursue it) But we coordinate conjunctions Equally I touch you You touch me Exploring Exploding sensory functions So, together we cry imperatives Completing our ****** narratives Moaning Whimpering Begging Yelling: Please... bind me! touch me! bite me! take me! come! Oh! Please, come! I love the English language... ;)
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Feb 24, 2013
Feb 24, 2013 at 5:10 PM UTC
Exploring Grammar (why I love the English language)
It all begins With pronouns I becomes the subject Of my project Adding you And collectively we I choose you and me And I exclude the he and the she Until I am certain of we You and I pick verbs actions Inflect them to match fit begin narratives Transitive verbs take objects You touch tickle tease taste take skin ******* lips me with words Words have become a clause But still a simple construction So, you tickle me where? For this you need a preposition To position your tickling ammunition Do you touch tickle tease me ON my ******* ******* thighs buttocks **** Do you feel me INSIDE my mouth **** soul? Positioning is envisioning. Then you use adjectives To modify descriptions of Sensory inscriptions So, gentle complements touch Soft and passionate kiss And you become superlative And adverbs elaborate experience expression exploration You fill me deeply thoroughly violently with all that is you But adverbs can also mean time Not sweet or cursed time Or time denoting age But timing is always important And grammar dictates That Time adverbs are placed As a beginning or an end Like a lover's embrace Thus, This morning, you woke me with A demanding "here and now! " and I will reciprocate this, tonight, I vow. Conjunctions are sentence connectors And sentences behave like detectors Bodies balancing with and, but, or Otherwise subordinate And the scale tips towards Conditioning hypotaxis Making actions a complicated praxis (before my mind can connect, you will have to pursuade it /pursue it) But we coordinate conjunctions Equally I touch you You touch me Exploring Exploding sensory functions So, together we cry imperatives Completing our ****** narratives Moaning Whimpering Begging Yelling: Please... bind me! touch me! bite me! take me! come! Oh! Please, come! I love the English language... ;)
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Enter—the transitive nightfall of diamonds. There are crop circles dancing in a wave on Neptune, with corn rows gleaming from the man on Mars. Tail feathers toss toward a flute near Venus. Fly me like a rainbow to the nearest star. Sirius B has nothing for me. Anunnaki women want to dig my scene. Don’t take me seriously; I’m bluffing like a rookie with a pair of queens. Moon Unit lands with a Zappa on Pluto. Yoda on Saturn plays steel guitar. Moses rides in on a doggone quasar. Captain Trips sleeps by a medicine jar. Sirius B has something for me. Hot Nibiru babes try to make my dream. Don’t greet me furiously. I’ll drop you like a comet heading to the east. Exit—the transitive nightfall of diamonds.
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Jul 30, 2014
Jul 30, 2014 at 9:13 PM UTC
Cosmic Debris
316 The Wind didn’t come from the Orchard—today— Further than that— Nor stop to play with the Hay— Nor joggle a Hat— He’s a transitive fellow—very— Rely on that— If He leave a Bur at the door We know He has climbed a Fir— But the Fir is Where—Declare— Were you ever there? If He brings Odors of Clovers— And that is His business—not Ours— Then He has been with the Mowers— Whetting away the Hours To sweet pauses of Hay— His Way—of a June Day— If He fling Sand, and Pebble— Little Boys Hats—and Stubble— With an occasional Steeple— And a hoarse “Get out of the way, I say,” Who’d be the fool to stay? Would you—Say— Would you be the fool to stay?
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The Wind didn’t come from the Orchard—today
I’ve discovered the secret to life! But, it may not be the most likable knowledge, And, it definitely does not fall under “small-talk-poetry,” Yet, it is known that everything-worth-knowing was once considered hideous. What am I? I’m human, like you. Like you, I’m human, What are we? We are cells, Cells made up of molecules, Molecules made up of atoms, Atoms made up of protons and neutrons and electrons. Electrons… The lightest charged particles, Electrons… Who weigh 1836 times less than a proton, Electrons Found a way to rebel. Electrons Repel the nucleic core. Electrons Push boundaries. Electrons Create space. An atom is mostly empty space. All of me is composed of atoms, All of you is composed of atoms, We are mostly empty space. We are just reflections Of this Universe Staring back at each other.
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 12:05 AM UTC
By the Transitive Property
Father is a verb. - Let me explain: Father's Day; and Father Christmas  have tried to convince us, but don't be fooled: You can, may or will father,  depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive; you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. [insert joke here] Yes, father is a verb. It's something we each do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten finger nails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation.  It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength  with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are,  it works in the singular: I can father; You can father     (I'm not talking *** here;      that takes a partner.) But also,  -  it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it's an joint activity: we father (and we mother)  collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "LATER!". It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter; sometimes active: directive, protecting; but often responsive: just sitting, listening; ...holding, and, hugging; it responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great  sacrificially. For example,  though it cost him dearly, God Fathers us and through us daily. And one day, suit pressed,  He'll proudly walk  with the bride of Christ. And as Father of the bride,  He'll host the party and blow the price; (- BIGGEST - bar-bill - EVER) And we'll be sure to save at least one dance for Father. Oh yes, you heard, Father is a verb.
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Jul 14, 2016
Jul 14, 2016 at 2:32 PM UTC
Father is a verb
Father is a verb. - Let me explain: Father's Day; and Father Christmas  have tried to convince us, but don't be fooled: You can, may or will father,  depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive; you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. [insert joke here] Yes, father is a verb. It's something we each do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten finger nails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation.  It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength  with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are,  it works in the singular: I can father; You can father     (I'm not talking *** here;      that takes a partner.) But also,  -  it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it's an joint activity: we father (and we mother)  collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "LATER!". It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter; sometimes active: directive, protecting; but often responsive: just sitting, listening; ...holding, and, hugging; it responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great  sacrificially. For example,  though it cost him dearly, God Fathers us and through us daily. And one day, suit pressed,  He'll proudly walk  with the bride of Christ. And as Father of the bride,  He'll host the party and blow the price; (- BIGGEST - bar-bill - EVER) And we'll be sure to save at least one dance for Father. Oh yes, you heard, Father is a verb.
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1265 The most triumphant Bird I ever knew or met Embarked upon a twig today And till Dominion set I famish to behold so eminent a sight And sang for nothing scrutable But intimate Delight. Retired, and resumed his transitive Estate— To what delicious Accident Does finest Glory fit!
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The most triumphant Bird I ever knew or met
Specious speculative salacious spectral season Transmogrify trapezium traverse torsion treason Erotica errantry erectile endogenic emblazon Ghastly gnashy grotesque gristly garrison Larcenous lecherous lascivious latent lesson Entelechy ethology exsistentialize extant epsilons Spurious spry squabble subtle specialization Transient transitive tour de force teleportation Encephala enunciate endeavor executant emulation Garish gaudy gambit glitch granulation Lurid livid liaison limpid laceration Extravaganza expletives expeditious equilibration emendation Sly stodgy surreptitious spatiotemporal solicitor Taciturn tactile transcendent tertiary torpor Euphoria eminent equivocal exserted emancipator Garrulous gustatory gung ** gestational gesticulator Lyricism lilt liberation lambaste levitator Escutcheon exergonic epaulet exodus extrapolator Starkness staunch spectacle stolid stultification Telepathy tantamount tractive tellurian transmutation Exonerate euthenics exegesis entourage eradication Groaty gnarly gruesome gristly gastrulation Licentious lewd lacunar laconic limitation Extemporaneous exigency embark embargo extradition Slinky slick sultry stoical snout Transubstantiate torturous temerarious tumultuous tout Eucharist extortion enmity epithet eke out Gross grit groin grove grout Lentic leister lotic lothario levity lout Execrating eventuation evocative evitable excerpt bout
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Jan 19, 2016
Jan 19, 2016 at 3:59 PM UTC
Transpicuous
Molten Magma There is nothing after no more And no more after nothing When a rock get crushed When a mountain turns powder When a bone is broken When the baoba is fell When monument burn to ashes When the land rupture Giving way to fiery fury And chaotic chasm, Then there is nothing after no more, And no more after nothing When the beginning takes off from the end And the end from the beginning And a poor soul at the receiving end of their tyranny, Then there is nothing after no more, And no more after nothing When a poor soul had been poured like a drink offering, He becomes the cup and the drink, He is a product of time immemorial and disruptive transformation, He becomes the fire and the ice, The wind and the whirlwind, He becomes the roaring thunder And the thunder roaring Argh,he becomes the molten magma, Threatening the foundation of the cosmos *Fell (transitive; to strike down,kill or destroy) © Adeoye Favour I. @Favwrites @Favcreatives
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Jun 18, 2019
Jun 18, 2019 at 6:15 PM UTC
Molten Magma
The black hole’s emanations attempted to fill the gap in galactic  infiniteness as all spiraled down to its new beginnings while residual harmonic vibrations honed the forms of its becoming . The insect’s hum buzzed harmoniously almost melodiously in  syncopated integrated vibrations as it flew across the room , out the door and into the night sky . The ship’s deck rolled and pitched as hurricane weather smashed and  shattered its empty hull against the wooden dock . The blazing core of the comet streaked across the sky as it decomposed  in the atmosphere and extinguished its self in the ocean . The blazing light of innumerable suns chaotic radioactive glair was almost audible like sounds of distant campfires as the last bits of wood crackled into embers beneath the starry sky .
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Jul 22, 2015
Jul 22, 2015 at 1:46 PM UTC
Temporally Transitive
verbs past tense present tense verb transitive Diagramming sentences isn't fun Especially when you don't need it participle adjective subject noun write read it to speak it Language is fun So much more goes into our written speech
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Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 4:52 PM UTC
Bare Bones of Language/Grammar
The rainbow’s bright colors gazed out of their prism, speculatively, cautiously, almost contrarily, with no wall to paint their patterned pictures on, fading into irrelevance as they vanished into the void . Time ; torturous and tyrannical, toyed with the torrential turbulence, as it’s transitive tenaciousness thoughtlessly, tactlessly, tooled through the torrid tempest . The starry-eyed girl gazed glassily across the expanse as if in a quandary over the night sky . A half human silhouette in a sky filled with thunder heads and birds of prey rooted in a tapestry of alien galaxies and blazing stars playing a melodian . Water glistened on the skin of the naked woman and rainbows danced in the air before her as the waves crashed against the rocks . A young man with a pony tail in the center of the back side of his head played his drum while he danced on the grass .
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Jun 27, 2013
Jun 27, 2013 at 10:51 PM UTC
Rainbow Mare
1130 That odd old man is dead a year— We miss his stated Hat. ’Twas such an evening bright and stiff His faded lamp went out. Who miss his antiquated Wick— Are any **** for him? Waits any indurated mate His wrinkled coming Home? Oh Life, begun in fluent Blood And consummated dull! Achievement contemplating thee— Feels transitive and cool.
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That odd old man is dead a year—
You ever wake up in the middle of the night real thirsty, and so you go downstairs, or across the house, or whatever, to get somethin' to drink. When you get there you know you don't want water, cause water's got no flavor, but you don't have any juice, and its too late f'r tea or coffee. And you **** sure ain't got any of that bitchmade caffeine free herbal **** either, so you're just left with water, so you drink it even if you don't wantu. Then you start feelin' real upset and dissatisfied what with the fact that you just had to drink water, but then you start to feel bad about feeling bad about "only" havin' water, what on account of all them little starvin' children and whatnot, so you decide to drink a whole nother glass just out of spite towards the little ******** who made you feel that way, determined as hell be grateful as **** this time, but it still don't work. Don't work at all. So you just go upstairs, or across the hall, or the house or whatever, all bloated from like forty ounces of lukewarm tap water and you just lay down all bloated and dissatisfied and sad and questioning the meaning of your terribly mediocre existence. Then you start to feel really down, and questioning like the meaning of things that don't need to be questioned and all. 'En by the time it's gettin' round to like 5 in the morning you realize none of this would have happened if you at least had juice. Hell even koolaid, but it's to late now and you're still all bloated and sad and you just fall asleep cursin' juice and all the fuckin' different kinds of fruit that make it, and made you feel this way, what on account of the transitive property. Ya well, what I'm trying to say here is, **** fruit, its the reason I'm so Go'damn unhappy.
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Dec 13, 2013
Dec 13, 2013 at 1:02 PM UTC
Juice and The Source of Unhappiness (Narrative Poem)
You ever wake up in the middle of the night real thirsty, and so you go downstairs, or across the house, or whatever, to get somethin' to drink. When you get there you know you don't want water, cause water's got no flavor, but you don't have any juice, and its too late f'r tea or coffee. And you **** sure ain't got any of that bitchmade caffeine free herbal **** either, so you're just left with water, so you drink it even if you don't wantu. Then you start feelin' real upset and dissatisfied what with the fact that you just had to drink water, but then you start to feel bad about feeling bad about "only" havin' water, what on account of all them little starvin' children and whatnot, so you decide to drink a whole nother glass just out of spite towards the little ******** who made you feel that way, determined as hell be grateful as **** this time, but it still don't work. Don't work at all. So you just go upstairs, or across the hall, or the house or whatever, all bloated from like forty ounces of lukewarm tap water and you just lay down all bloated and dissatisfied and sad and questioning the meaning of your terribly mediocre existence. Then you start to feel really down, and questioning like the meaning of things that don't need to be questioned and all. 'En by the time it's gettin' round to like 5 in the morning you realize none of this would have happened if you at least had juice. Hell even koolaid, but it's to late now and you're still all bloated and sad and you just fall asleep cursin' juice and all the fuckin' different kinds of fruit that make it, and made you feel this way, what on account of the transitive property. Ya well, what I'm trying to say here is, **** fruit, its the reason I'm so Go'damn unhappy.
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Hope is the last refuge of the broken and bruised the painfully confused who feel ill-used yet hold on to a chance to renew the positive that is long overdue. Hope is a smile that breaks tears causing some to fall and others to disappear. It is a fool’s game of poor predictions, bets placed from bad positions but still sustain the lost and unforgiven, those painfully driven, living in the dreams of what good things tomorrow might bring. Hope is a trinket saved despite the need to eat so, that when this homeless man meets his long lost loved he can give that gift to the man he misses. It is a warm spot on a sidewalk vent, a hand offering two dollars, a stranger offering conversations to break the cold blindness of this windy winter loneliness. Hope is daylight to a prisoner who moves to make things better in an unfair system, an institution that tries to turn them into numbers, less than human equal to dollar signs. It is consuming all that bull running down that rodeo clown goring him to the core and making it out of that gated door before idiots slam you back in again. Hope is a good ear and a mouth shut someone who hears what other people need so badly to say. Hope is the lessons that I have learned and lost found and forgot given and taken. Whether I was right or mistaken fool or genius hope is the stream that swims between us in shared language, in shared body movements, in shared history. It is the energy that directs us towards better days for all people. Hope is good not necessarily making its lack evil but it is what people need to get by, a reason to stay alive. Hope is transitive, equal to what we do to make dreams reality. Ultimately, hope is the promise of compassion yet to come.
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Jan 11, 2017
Jan 11, 2017 at 5:40 AM UTC
Hope Is Compassion
Hope is the last refuge of the broken and bruised the painfully confused who feel ill-used yet hold on to a chance to renew the positive that is long overdue. Hope is a smile that breaks tears causing some to fall and others to disappear. It is a fool’s game of poor predictions, bets placed from bad positions but still sustain the lost and unforgiven, those painfully driven, living in the dreams of what good things tomorrow might bring. Hope is a trinket saved despite the need to eat so, that when this homeless man meets his long lost loved he can give that gift to the man he misses. It is a warm spot on a sidewalk vent, a hand offering two dollars, a stranger offering conversations to break the cold blindness of this windy winter loneliness. Hope is daylight to a prisoner who moves to make things better in an unfair system, an institution that tries to turn them into numbers, less than human equal to dollar signs. It is consuming all that bull running down that rodeo clown goring him to the core and making it out of that gated door before idiots slam you back in again. Hope is a good ear and a mouth shut someone who hears what other people need so badly to say. Hope is the lessons that I have learned and lost found and forgot given and taken. Whether I was right or mistaken fool or genius hope is the stream that swims between us in shared language, in shared body movements, in shared history. It is the energy that directs us towards better days for all people. Hope is good not necessarily making its lack evil but it is what people need to get by, a reason to stay alive. Hope is transitive, equal to what we do to make dreams reality. Ultimately, hope is the promise of compassion yet to come.
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Nope. No more. Inaccurate, you are not a noun or an adjective, But a verb transitive. My love is not static, Not a thing, It is man-in-motion, A process, a play, From henceforth, I shall address thee thus: My Loving. Yes, loving this accuracy, Amended ways, coming to you With all my loving, My Loving...
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Oct 26, 2013
Oct 26, 2013 at 7:32 AM UTC
No longer will I call you My Love...
**** transitive verb : to force (someone) to have *** with you by using violence or the threat of violence It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. To me it's red eyes and the smell of **** Like when I was no older than four And heard the creak, as my step father opened the door, And held me down as I screamed But used his force as he slapped me. And his eyes were red, as he smelled of **** I cried as I experienced hell, And when he finished, he told me not to tell. It changed my life. It made me feel worthless So when I was older, and I thought I found the one That was when the problems re-begun. I wanted him to love me, and I felt like it was slipping away, And I felt like having *** was the only was to make him stay. I was half right Then he left. **** It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. I got a call from my boss one day, And he asked me to come over, But when I got there, I smelt the **** And it made me shudder. I smiled, and said, "You wanted to see me?" He said, "I heard you were selling something." And he told me that I looked pretty. I explained the fundraiser, But then told him that I should leave, I was uncomfortable With my surroundings He pulled me towards him, and sat on his bed, And kissed me. When I tried to stop him, he said, "You know that he's probably doing the same things with her." And he was probably right. Stunned and hurt, I just sat and stare, And he kissed me again, And touched me there "Please, stop" I said, "I have to go." He ripped off my clothes, As I kept saying, "No" He pushed inside my as hard as he could, And I screamed as my body released crimson blood And he slapped me. I knew what was happening, I knew it all too well, And just like with my step dad, I cried as I experienced hell. And he told me not to tell. RED Like my stinging cheek, and body. Like the numbers on the clock. Like the freshly washed sheets were turning. Like his eyes. When he was done, It was 7:35. I walked to the bathroom, and wiped my burning eyes. "Stop crying" I whispered to myself, And I grabbed my pants off the shelf And put them back on, Like I've done for so long. As I walked out, and tried to leave, He pulled me toward him and kissed me, I flinched, and I couldn't look at him too, Then he whispered in my ear, "You're good at what you do." I ran out of the house and walked for a while, I walked       And I walked               And I walked for miles. It's been almost a year now, Since that day, When he took me back, To when it was taken away. **** It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. To me it's red eyes and the smell of ****
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Sep 13, 2013
Sep 13, 2013 at 2:21 PM UTC
Never Escape
**** transitive verb : to force (someone) to have *** with you by using violence or the threat of violence It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. To me it's red eyes and the smell of **** Like when I was no older than four And heard the creak, as my step father opened the door, And held me down as I screamed But used his force as he slapped me. And his eyes were red, as he smelled of **** I cried as I experienced hell, And when he finished, he told me not to tell. It changed my life. It made me feel worthless So when I was older, and I thought I found the one That was when the problems re-begun. I wanted him to love me, and I felt like it was slipping away, And I felt like having *** was the only was to make him stay. I was half right Then he left. **** It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. I got a call from my boss one day, And he asked me to come over, But when I got there, I smelt the **** And it made me shudder. I smiled, and said, "You wanted to see me?" He said, "I heard you were selling something." And he told me that I looked pretty. I explained the fundraiser, But then told him that I should leave, I was uncomfortable With my surroundings He pulled me towards him, and sat on his bed, And kissed me. When I tried to stop him, he said, "You know that he's probably doing the same things with her." And he was probably right. Stunned and hurt, I just sat and stare, And he kissed me again, And touched me there "Please, stop" I said, "I have to go." He ripped off my clothes, As I kept saying, "No" He pushed inside my as hard as he could, And I screamed as my body released crimson blood And he slapped me. I knew what was happening, I knew it all too well, And just like with my step dad, I cried as I experienced hell. And he told me not to tell. RED Like my stinging cheek, and body. Like the numbers on the clock. Like the freshly washed sheets were turning. Like his eyes. When he was done, It was 7:35. I walked to the bathroom, and wiped my burning eyes. "Stop crying" I whispered to myself, And I grabbed my pants off the shelf And put them back on, Like I've done for so long. As I walked out, and tried to leave, He pulled me toward him and kissed me, I flinched, and I couldn't look at him too, Then he whispered in my ear, "You're good at what you do." I ran out of the house and walked for a while, I walked       And I walked               And I walked for miles. It's been almost a year now, Since that day, When he took me back, To when it was taken away. **** It sounds like just a word to me. But it's so much more than it's meaning. To me it's red eyes and the smell of ****
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Given: you and me, represented by the variables Y and M. Y is subject to change, and M is a constant. We are equal to the sum of Y and M. Given: our lips, represented by the variables L sub yours and L sub mine.  Electricity is equal to the sum of L sub y and L sub m. Electricity is equal to euphoria. By the transitive property, the sum of our lips is happiness. Kissing you is happiness. How much I am attached to you is represented by the variable A. A is equal to the quantity of all the times you make me laugh, plus how many songs are on the playlist you made me, multiplied by how many times I couldn’t stop myself from kissing you in public. My paranoia that you will leave, represented by P, steadily increases at the same rate as my attachment to you. The volume of the box I isolate myself within is equal to l times w times h. If my anxiety fills my body at the rate of 3 m2/second, how long will it take for me to have an emotional breakdown? Heartache is equal to the difference of Y and M, and it is represented by H.  H increases when it is multiplied by how many days we spent together, multiplied by how many of my friends approved of you, multiplied by how many of your sweatshirts are still in my bedroom, multiplied by how many “text me when you get home safely”s we sent, multiplied by how many times you called me beautiful. In conclusion, nostalgia markedly increases H. H reduces when it is divided by the elapsed time in days since H occurred.  At some point, the total H reaches zero.  A new Y may take its predecessor’s place, and, the algorithm may be used again.  But maybe that’s too much math.  After all, M is a constant.  M is the only thing I need to exist.  After all the relentless calculation, maybe a Y doesn’t belong in the equation after all.
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May 30, 2017
May 30, 2017 at 11:45 AM UTC
The Girlfriend Algorithm
Given: you and me, represented by the variables Y and M. Y is subject to change, and M is a constant. We are equal to the sum of Y and M. Given: our lips, represented by the variables L sub yours and L sub mine.  Electricity is equal to the sum of L sub y and L sub m. Electricity is equal to euphoria. By the transitive property, the sum of our lips is happiness. Kissing you is happiness. How much I am attached to you is represented by the variable A. A is equal to the quantity of all the times you make me laugh, plus how many songs are on the playlist you made me, multiplied by how many times I couldn’t stop myself from kissing you in public. My paranoia that you will leave, represented by P, steadily increases at the same rate as my attachment to you. The volume of the box I isolate myself within is equal to l times w times h. If my anxiety fills my body at the rate of 3 m2/second, how long will it take for me to have an emotional breakdown? Heartache is equal to the difference of Y and M, and it is represented by H.  H increases when it is multiplied by how many days we spent together, multiplied by how many of my friends approved of you, multiplied by how many of your sweatshirts are still in my bedroom, multiplied by how many “text me when you get home safely”s we sent, multiplied by how many times you called me beautiful. In conclusion, nostalgia markedly increases H. H reduces when it is divided by the elapsed time in days since H occurred.  At some point, the total H reaches zero.  A new Y may take its predecessor’s place, and, the algorithm may be used again.  But maybe that’s too much math.  After all, M is a constant.  M is the only thing I need to exist.  After all the relentless calculation, maybe a Y doesn’t belong in the equation after all.
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The extensions Old French songs from the Latin ( "lying and played Corruption") and "incredulous" ( "If you do not err, the defense is ") (UK) IPA (key) / dɪpờeɪv / ****** - SAP so (This is the third part of it is just easier; coordinate partners past) (Transitive) network (only) thing; worse and worse; the rules of the disease related to the need contest. Excessive ends (difference by different), which generally straight away. (Enterprises) or soccer or a mistake or ***** *** "Higher bodies, Nothing changed. Pervy won (not less) compacted job responsibilities normophilic (Eventually make +) false measure the past, the past can easily be finished by the pasties; The angel of the club, the prophet, It is my filthy ******* perfectly being known, Magic for political change; You cut declamatory sleep; In the garden of the withdrawal; From the beginning to the end strippers in Latin when the matrons of the land of guns, lights, turned around, and dancing staying in the machine language of the soul's natural sea ​​and culture of prostitutes, the powers he wrote than that of the married woman who gave birth to the number led to the buried ***** by the cops; it is the same scent as Einstein's eyes to Peace | to understand the feeling began to brush your it is yet moved by means of: a canticle to the Muses, Maecenas, and on the beach the public corn; the talk of the nature of the wall, burning with Life be certain, fell watching the makeup overcome calling in vain to hide and wait for the kill, teeth living in the town of the Chinese and the shadows flee away and many of the stupid are gathered and the dragon in yellow is driven a broken mistress; the tube was removed from her six **** & in glory they are almost the conversion into flame bright, warm clothes loved learning subject to the original knee and foot like a fur
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Oct 16, 2018
Oct 16, 2018 at 4:29 AM UTC
The Broken Mistress
The extensions Old French songs from the Latin ( "lying and played Corruption") and "incredulous" ( "If you do not err, the defense is ") (UK) IPA (key) / dɪpờeɪv / ****** - SAP so (This is the third part of it is just easier; coordinate partners past) (Transitive) network (only) thing; worse and worse; the rules of the disease related to the need contest. Excessive ends (difference by different), which generally straight away. (Enterprises) or soccer or a mistake or ***** *** "Higher bodies, Nothing changed. Pervy won (not less) compacted job responsibilities normophilic (Eventually make +) false measure the past, the past can easily be finished by the pasties; The angel of the club, the prophet, It is my filthy ******* perfectly being known, Magic for political change; You cut declamatory sleep; In the garden of the withdrawal; From the beginning to the end strippers in Latin when the matrons of the land of guns, lights, turned around, and dancing staying in the machine language of the soul's natural sea ​​and culture of prostitutes, the powers he wrote than that of the married woman who gave birth to the number led to the buried ***** by the cops; it is the same scent as Einstein's eyes to Peace | to understand the feeling began to brush your it is yet moved by means of: a canticle to the Muses, Maecenas, and on the beach the public corn; the talk of the nature of the wall, burning with Life be certain, fell watching the makeup overcome calling in vain to hide and wait for the kill, teeth living in the town of the Chinese and the shadows flee away and many of the stupid are gathered and the dragon in yellow is driven a broken mistress; the tube was removed from her six **** & in glory they are almost the conversion into flame bright, warm clothes loved learning subject to the original knee and foot like a fur
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Father is a verb. - Father's Day and Father Christmas have tried to convince us, - but don't – be - fooled: You can, may or will father, depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive. you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. (insert dad joke here) Yes, father is a verb. It's something that you do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten fingernails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation (with an ill-suited hat on). It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are, it works in the singular: I can father; You can father     (and I'm not talking *** here;      that mostly needs a partner.) But also, -  it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it’s a joint activity: we father (and we mother) collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "later!". - It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter. sometimes active: directive, protecting. but often responsive: just sitting, listening. ... holding, and hugging. It responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great sacrificially. More specifically, in the end it’s a doing word not a noun to be worn like some tilted crown It's not some post-coitus reflexive honorific It's a feat way beyond a sudden beget. Father’s not some title that you necessarily deserve. It's one that's sorely earned. Please believe me - that’s right, you heard, father is a present continuous, long lifetime of a verb.
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Jul 17, 2022
Jul 17, 2022 at 11:28 AM UTC
Father is a verb - 2022
Father is a verb. - Father's Day and Father Christmas have tried to convince us, - but don't – be - fooled: You can, may or will father, depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive. you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. (insert dad joke here) Yes, father is a verb. It's something that you do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten fingernails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation (with an ill-suited hat on). It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are, it works in the singular: I can father; You can father     (and I'm not talking *** here;      that mostly needs a partner.) But also, -  it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it’s a joint activity: we father (and we mother) collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "later!". - It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter. sometimes active: directive, protecting. but often responsive: just sitting, listening. ... holding, and hugging. It responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great sacrificially. More specifically, in the end it’s a doing word not a noun to be worn like some tilted crown It's not some post-coitus reflexive honorific It's a feat way beyond a sudden beget. Father’s not some title that you necessarily deserve. It's one that's sorely earned. Please believe me - that’s right, you heard, father is a present continuous, long lifetime of a verb.
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In Old French language songs and extensions ("False and happy joke") and a "incredulous" ('If I do not err on defense') (UK) IPA (key) / Dɪpờeɪv / ****** - SAP (this is the third To easily navigate, contact with their friend) (transitive) network (not) above; worst and worse; the rules of the related related issues to the need. Completion (difference) is almost immediately. (Enterprises) or soccer either by mistake or ****** immorality. "Higher body, Nothing changed. Pervy were || (not least) compacted normophilic job assignment   (which can finally be completed) impossible to succeed in the past past with false heights about pasties; Angel Club's prophet is there with pencil ||| that we will never be known for political change; The cult of declamatory sleep; In the garden of the removal at the outset of the end of the strippers with Roman matron roots; about the guns, || the lights | are turning to celebrating staying in the language || language of natural; Strength, and culture of the despoiled, He wrote of the powers of the bridewoman's Chickens for birth to some of the funerals is no peace, what is the same, with its pleasant odor enough to the police,         that's the Einstein face, the brush began to feel understood                         but he did not move through the song of the muses,     Maecenas and the coastlands, the grains of grain; Nature is a flame of fire set in a hold of victory over a few overly made up models is falling and they will stand in vain perfect, **** the eggs of the living Chinese, for the shadows of the city, room, and many people are fools gathered and the collection of broken tubes of yellow is extracted from her girlfriend, leaving the six bookmarks quite famous;                The whitening of               | their white glow loves yeast; The teachings of the original sucker's knee and the ankles of the first thief
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Oct 16, 2018
Oct 16, 2018 at 4:51 AM UTC
| | Prometheus' normophilic job assignment | |
In Old French language songs and extensions ("False and happy joke") and a "incredulous" ('If I do not err on defense') (UK) IPA (key) / Dɪpờeɪv / ****** - SAP (this is the third To easily navigate, contact with their friend) (transitive) network (not) above; worst and worse; the rules of the related related issues to the need. Completion (difference) is almost immediately. (Enterprises) or soccer either by mistake or ****** immorality. "Higher body, Nothing changed. Pervy were || (not least) compacted normophilic job assignment   (which can finally be completed) impossible to succeed in the past past with false heights about pasties; Angel Club's prophet is there with pencil ||| that we will never be known for political change; The cult of declamatory sleep; In the garden of the removal at the outset of the end of the strippers with Roman matron roots; about the guns, || the lights | are turning to celebrating staying in the language || language of natural; Strength, and culture of the despoiled, He wrote of the powers of the bridewoman's Chickens for birth to some of the funerals is no peace, what is the same, with its pleasant odor enough to the police,         that's the Einstein face, the brush began to feel understood                         but he did not move through the song of the muses,     Maecenas and the coastlands, the grains of grain; Nature is a flame of fire set in a hold of victory over a few overly made up models is falling and they will stand in vain perfect, **** the eggs of the living Chinese, for the shadows of the city, room, and many people are fools gathered and the collection of broken tubes of yellow is extracted from her girlfriend, leaving the six bookmarks quite famous;                The whitening of               | their white glow loves yeast; The teachings of the original sucker's knee and the ankles of the first thief
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Entitle. Breathing in this second. Been a long time, still no exit. Still this air, this place, no effort. Someday when you are are free. You will no longer have need to breathe Someday when you are free . you will become your anxiety. Someday when you are free. Transitive motion becomes liberty. Someday, when you are free . Signs will be leading you back to the sea. See you again. See you my friend. Milling the fen. Willing the zen. Breathing the pen. Ten thousand offerings. Never enough. Sever my soul from like apple on tree. Fall to the ground. See the fools drown. Drown in the tears of the poor of the town. Loved till too late. See you in the ground. When you come around. Your side or mine? Sides or time? You're on my mind.
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May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 4:51 AM UTC
Darnk Larax and Home: Pt. 476
French and other threats ( "A"), "big" ( "If you do not have a solution solution") (Portugal), IPA (days) / Djip / m Varsaja (Contracts Center, the soccer and the relationship If you are (at least) Questions on the bad At the end of the run ( ) The fact that there has been adulterated. "The high level". These are (more or less) The number of carrots;    And finally free;              You're probably not having problems with the clothing store. The demand for military duty keepers and I do not need to master Roman packages             ||  When young people, "a" thank you The nurse is to learn about Darwin; Where is the box? no football. The police are the police.              I am, however, does not change; Thanks to the beginning and the games of Others,                             however, to the list of apps. add Low power No  effect, and loose in the city, many are happy; Combine them with gas,                    limit Six out of the air and pray OK. the finger; French, French The bad (for error) Bonjua: Up (UK) IPA (Tibet) / Dɪpờeɪv / Kumari (SP), is not easy. Staff (traffic) torment and evilRigel to the patient (or football) City, Turkey Other users (at least one) The (+) and mixed with a sudden - - - - - - - - - - Azure ( "or"),                    and even the French, French Music ( "lies and intrigue and fraud") and a "lazy" ( "a mistake; Champion ') (UK) IPA (key) / dɪpờeɪv /                 ****** - SAP (is simple; Ṣiṣekojọpọ by partners, except the Middle Ages)                                      (Transitive) network (not) do nothing; worse and worse The terms of the needs of the disease; competition. The torque (variant The various) line. (Plan), or soccer Terry ignorance of six. "Are agents; Nothing has changed. Pervy (not less) offices that serve normophilic                     (+) Can be easily carried out Illusion pasties covering glaciers - - - - - - - - - - - "Pinicala" === percent) (Greek) (kiwi) / opposite / Web (the other is simple:           "What? Now where are you going? (); Memory of the disease in the red. | I do not know (Link) only (no goal) football What? The dry is it? To play computer (see below) (Iyanṣe good diet) or false In mid-patient treatment I was in the UK for the last Bloomberg What black hair. In particular,          I will give you, however, to say unto him, I am, except in order that it may do all these things,                          All they wanted to talk to him about  was In the application.     Carrots influence around the world. Or once a large etc. Update nothing special gold, [              ]: - Vipakhi Upton
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Oct 16, 2018
Oct 16, 2018 at 7:00 AM UTC
A Fistful of Carrots
French and other threats ( "A"), "big" ( "If you do not have a solution solution") (Portugal), IPA (days) / Djip / m Varsaja (Contracts Center, the soccer and the relationship If you are (at least) Questions on the bad At the end of the run ( ) The fact that there has been adulterated. "The high level". These are (more or less) The number of carrots;    And finally free;              You're probably not having problems with the clothing store. The demand for military duty keepers and I do not need to master Roman packages             ||  When young people, "a" thank you The nurse is to learn about Darwin; Where is the box? no football. The police are the police.              I am, however, does not change; Thanks to the beginning and the games of Others,                             however, to the list of apps. add Low power No  effect, and loose in the city, many are happy; Combine them with gas,                    limit Six out of the air and pray OK. the finger; French, French The bad (for error) Bonjua: Up (UK) IPA (Tibet) / Dɪpờeɪv / Kumari (SP), is not easy. Staff (traffic) torment and evilRigel to the patient (or football) City, Turkey Other users (at least one) The (+) and mixed with a sudden - - - - - - - - - - Azure ( "or"),                    and even the French, French Music ( "lies and intrigue and fraud") and a "lazy" ( "a mistake; Champion ') (UK) IPA (key) / dɪpờeɪv /                 ****** - SAP (is simple; Ṣiṣekojọpọ by partners, except the Middle Ages)                                      (Transitive) network (not) do nothing; worse and worse The terms of the needs of the disease; competition. The torque (variant The various) line. (Plan), or soccer Terry ignorance of six. "Are agents; Nothing has changed. Pervy (not less) offices that serve normophilic                     (+) Can be easily carried out Illusion pasties covering glaciers - - - - - - - - - - - "Pinicala" === percent) (Greek) (kiwi) / opposite / Web (the other is simple:           "What? Now where are you going? (); Memory of the disease in the red. | I do not know (Link) only (no goal) football What? The dry is it? To play computer (see below) (Iyanṣe good diet) or false In mid-patient treatment I was in the UK for the last Bloomberg What black hair. In particular,          I will give you, however, to say unto him, I am, except in order that it may do all these things,                          All they wanted to talk to him about  was In the application.     Carrots influence around the world. Or once a large etc. Update nothing special gold, [              ]: - Vipakhi Upton
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How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't change it! You smash it! How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it must want to change. How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the ladder. And one to tearfully consider the transitive nature of existence compounded by the tragedy of the assumption of replacement without true celebration of the individuality found at the heart of the mass produced and the beauty that can be found in a frail light fighting against the darkness inherent in an unfair world.
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Feb 24, 2018
Feb 24, 2018 at 10:50 AM UTC
How many?
Father is a verb. - Let me explain: Father's Day; and Father Christmas have tried to convince us, but don't be fooled: You can, may or will father, depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive; you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. [insert joke here] Yes, father is a verb. It's something we each do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten finger nails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation. It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are, it works in the singular: I can father; You can father (I'm not talking *** here; that takes a partner.) But also, - it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it's an joint activity: we father (and we mother) collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "LATER!". It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter; sometimes active: directive, protecting; but often responsive: just sitting, listening; ...holding, and, hugging; it responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great sacrificially. For example, though it cost him dearly, God Fathers us and through us daily. And one day, suit pressed, He'll proudly walk with the bride of Christ. And as Father of the bride, He'll host the party and blow the price; (- BIGGEST - bar-bill - EVER) And we'll be sure to save at least one dance for Father. Oh yes, you heard, Father is a verb.
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Jun 21, 2020
Jun 21, 2020 at 2:16 PM UTC
Father is a verb
Father is a verb. - Let me explain: Father's Day; and Father Christmas have tried to convince us, but don't be fooled: You can, may or will father, depending on your mood. For father is a verb. It only works in the transitive; you can't father alone, only in relationship. It doesn't resent hospital trips, and offers wrap-around comfort when a partnership splits. It's touch-line volume drowns out all rivals. And belly laughs come standard with jokes on recycle. [insert joke here] Yes, father is a verb. It's something we each do, despite the hour, it drives right on through the night when life’s gone sour. It'll hammer ten finger nails to get the job done. It will dance, heedless of decorum forgetting reputation. It turns manliness into awesome-men-ness, It tempers strength with a dose of gentleness, yes father is a verb. Be sure, whoever you are, it works in the singular: I can father; You can father (I'm not talking *** here; that takes a partner.) But also, - it works in the plural - we can father; and they can father, because, you see, in this village it's an joint activity: we father (and we mother) collaboratively. It works best in the present tense, happening now, not "LATER!". It can be said in a gentle voice or something - even - quieter; sometimes active: directive, protecting; but often responsive: just sitting, listening; ...holding, and, hugging; it responds to need, you see, but works best proactively, works great sacrificially. For example, though it cost him dearly, God Fathers us and through us daily. And one day, suit pressed, He'll proudly walk with the bride of Christ. And as Father of the bride, He'll host the party and blow the price; (- BIGGEST - bar-bill - EVER) And we'll be sure to save at least one dance for Father. Oh yes, you heard, Father is a verb.
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