"crotches" poems
Alice and I were fudged fruiting inside Falstaffian freakish fleur–de–lys:
She inside a quack–aztec–tattooed tank,
Me inside a pendulous magenta harness with polydactyl–perverted plumes bespattered into it.
In the ****** **** of that kaput flophouse
We creosoted our conks all the cockatrices of the gorge–de–pigeon,
Inside crotches, Jacuzzis and homocentric Action Men.
Alice, with the pornographic bend sinisters in the teeth of her poltergeistish fajita crocodile,
Smacked of the plug–ugly poofter of a south–south–west by south sackful sandbank.
I cemented the jaundiced dangler of an ostrich to my prick.
With that and my uncut fiddlestick of knobs
I was the idiosyncratic and wholehogging sadomasochistic slapper!
We banged the bush streaming proboscis in tentacle
Through smorgasbords of hermaphrodites and high muck–a–mucks
While Ravi Shankar’s idioglossias and cockchafers juddered our titbits.
Our Moonies were classically cracked flabelliform by the time we disinterred them.
Alice managed to fornicate incognito white elephant on behalf of myself
And we were passionately on the back of the dingdong, naked as our Moonies.
We kept one’s pecker up wrapped up in the shadowgraph
Athwart ever-strangling girdles of formaldehyde, ozone, fomenter and widow’s weeds,
Athwart polytetrafluoroethylene–pricked precipices and then down to the butts
Where we both came to a sticky end on our jockstraps and leered at the ballet dancers
That we then penetrated rhythmically by elongating tumescent our gang banging tentacles.
Through comfortable French knickers I burped, “Thank you for ****** me everywhere, Alice”.
In the soporific honeypotspunk, aped on the ooze,
I could smell that her **** had made her ******* type soap flakes break the sound barrier,
Splashing out a ***** whale seed skirting her jowls.
“You’re fragrant, flypaper”, she rapped.
The Government gabble that little green men who hammer out the sexagenarians weren’t on board.
Inside spleen of the spliffs, inside spleen of my gangrenous Pollyanna, I will over one’s dead body evacuate.
I will over one’s dead body evacuate.
Mar 22, 2010
Mar 22, 2010 at 4:09 PM UTC
the smell of cigarettes and cheap cologne
the length of legs, the depth of eyes
more medical trips and taxicab drives
blood tests, x-rays, candy bars from vending machines
visitors in lab coats
questions
touches
from cold metal, cold skin
antiseptic aromas
waiting in cold rooms, in backless hospital gowns
a flash of skin from the hot patient
next to me, an inviting smile
a ***** of crotches
a wheelchair comes
to take me
away
Dec., 2002
Feb 14, 2017
Feb 14, 2017 at 11:16 AM UTC
Where Purity is the Covering of All Flesh
and no private part of the human body
may be shown
and thus where the lack of Purity is Dishonesty
and therefore are Dishonest Paintings
wherein are depicted female ******* and such
buttocks and navel
and where genitalia female or male
asleep or awake
and such are shown
and crotches and such flesh and curvatures
may arouse
such being Dishonest Paintings
the Eminent Guardians of Purity
announce multiple positions vacant
of Reviewer of Dishonest Paintings
and so to cover up with black paint any signs of *******
and so of any other part of images in such paintings
as buttocks cover up with black paint
and so on each Dishonest part of human anatomy
to be covered with black paint
and in this task one always to use a firm, long brush -
the longer and firmer the better for the Soul -
so that
one may not come too close to such obscenities
as coming close one may be aroused to ***** desires
in male
(Females need not apply for said position
for such lascivious creatures are always
in a state of wet desires)
and so in covering with black paint
the Sanctity and the Will of Heaven prevails
and human souls transported to Divine Ecstasy
at the sight of paintings with black holes
corrected by expert Reviewer of Dishonest Paintings
and such positions to be filled
by honest men firm in their resolve
and long in stamina and determination
they should arrange their own transport
for various locations in the Holy Empire
for indeed Various Positions are available
and while the renumeration is handsome
derived from confiscation of properties and means
of the Perpetrators
of those Works of Perfidy and Damnation
those Artists who produce and who engender
Dishonest Paintings and such Works
and far more too included in Renumeration
is the Seat of Purity in Heaven -
O the pay shall be Eternal Heaven
Apply directly and in person
at the South Wall of the Grand House of Divinity -
put your scrolls in the holes
Jan 23, 2012
Jan 23, 2012 at 4:20 AM UTC
Animistic, not reminiscent
or exotic but disgustingly ignorant
of the ******* space in the present
A poem that doesn’t have to do with emotion?
Who let him in the building, oh, the same ******* who put 85
Security cameras and the same ******* who believes
Visible shoulders will create testosterone molded boulders
In the crotches of every boy’s too low jeans
I haven’t thought schoolwork was important
Since I knew what passion meant, and I’m no different
Than any boy or girl around but I know I am not anything near lost or found
Pertaining to a missing student.
Do you ever consider the other option?
That contumacious behavior is nothing to fear
Because although the misunderstood is misunderstood
Think of who told you should
Now what if they opted for could?
Or will you settle for chopping the wood for your fireplace
settling for our settler’s stolen goods
Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 6:54 AM UTC
The Cannibal’s dream and the inverse conclusion
Twist of the seam, sunken scattered illusion
Shouts of the spy fastened tight to the pylon
Sacrifice sweating; bygones can’t just be bygones
Mustard gas moans, whip lashed in the fire
Cunning glass masters burned alive at the pyre
Miscarriage minister delivers the sponge-bath
Alive at the eve of divination, the wrath
Blasphemous cries vindicate putrid powder
Sweet crystal cradling, swaddling sheets on the shrouder
Arcane sessions in the cavern deep
Turbulently righteous ideas to reap
Divine purification at an alchemy flame
A zenith of nostrums, bad medicine, blame
Strip off the layers and chant benediction
A hand, from the mind, reaching out for conviction
Sharp swords of lead, heavy, shifting to gold
Sentient beings search for truth to behold
Excavate, deviate, a stranger to demonstrate
Colloquial séance with panic to elevate
Head leads body, a path of insurrection
The soul and the mind at war for correction
The crotches of branches, slits of the eyes
A crevasse of lonesome; wedged in, we writhe
Anticipating the sting that comes with the change
Of transforming the cave into a mountain range
Jul 14, 2012
Jul 14, 2012 at 1:04 PM UTC
I have this dog, a huge great pooch,
Just like the one, on Turner and *****
He really is a big orange lump,
Dare I say how much he dumps,
He shreds and ruins my favourite stuff,
Covering the floor, in loads of fluff,
TV remotes, he's chewed them up,
He costs a bomb, my naughty pup,
His snoring rattles the gates of hell,
And when he farts, my gawd, the smell!,
Don't let's forget, he loves his food,
Face in your cup, slurp slurp, how rude,
What's yours is his, he takes the ****
I dare you say the word, "biscuit"
He slobbers shoestrings, from his chops,
Each room has a rag, for him to mop,
But that aside, he has my heart,
His crinkly face, and stinky farts,
Rolling in fox mess on his daily stroll,
Sniffing crotches, of those who call,
I kiss his face off every day,
I could never love a man this way,
He has a face you want to snog,
I really, really love this dog :)
Apr 6, 2014
Apr 6, 2014 at 5:59 PM UTC
SOMEWHERE you and I remember we came.
Stairways from the sea and our heads dripping.
Ladders of dust and mud and our hair snarled.
Rags of drenching mist and our hands clawing, climbing.
You and I that snickered in the crotches and corners, in the gab of our first talking.
Red dabs of dawn summer mornings and the rain sliding off our shoulders summer afternoons.
Was it you and I yelled songs and songs in the nights of big yellow moons?
1.2k
She's a stripper,
Who strips to stir the crotches of men.
She's a wanton minx,
But that's what she's paid for.
Her curves and back are
Strewn with a dozen of scary tattoos,
That no one can decipher.
Her honey *** is sacred,
Not even millions will win you a dive.
But come one midnight,
Closed from work she is,
A stalker tailed her
Determined to be the first,
Between her sacred thighs.
He waits till an alley draws near,
Then pounces he does.
Her clothes he rips off,
A couple of blows to stun her.
On the ground he forces her,
And into her he thrusts,
Panting in victory and pleasure.
She doesn't fight, she lets him.
And soon, he feels peculiarly hot,
Screaming in agony, he disintegrates,
Only to be ****** into her body.
His face, that of pure anguish
Joining the numerous tattoos
Of faces on her back.
Up she gets, gathers her clothes
And home she went, to strip come
Another night.
Oct 15, 2016
Oct 15, 2016 at 2:05 PM UTC
Time is not on my side
I got it on my wrist
This story of my life
The tales of a beast
I am the best scientist Alive
I discovered the element of Surprise
I competed for the bread,
I became the bread winner
I paid for my sins,
Bribe from a sinner
Those who hold on to
Grudges are Lame
They better hold on to
Crotches or get a brain
Oct 19, 2015
Oct 19, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC
Lovers trapped
in flourescent corners.
Skin shimmers underneath
loose tees,
beige with the kind of sweat
that blackens
Levi's in the crotches.
Her fingers *****
at his mice-sized ears
which hunger
for the acrylic traps
she lays with her fingernails.
If lips had tongues
his lips would say:
"I've had plastic flesh
and mercury is in my veins
cooling me
until I'm frozen
in the arms
of death."
And his lips never touch
hers:
neck,
breastbone,
cleft-chin,
chapped ear lobe,
crackling scalp,
fracturing spine,
splitting abdomen,
scarred heart.
his are never touched by
hers:
lips.
They finger the hills
of each other's skin:
velvetine,
innumerable,
wet.
Starships beep in the night.
Beep through receivers
from a place against the earth,
but not touching it.
THeir voices are intimate
and not there.
Cries are heard from space
and cradled as breathing
treasure.
Intimate,
but not there.
Their fingers touch each other,
infinitely
and not at all.
He feels her
as the earth feels
remote beeps
in remote intimacy.
Jun 29, 2012
Jun 29, 2012 at 9:45 PM UTC
*"I GOT OLE CASH SPASIN ON THEY ***
It's so beautiful when a group of teens
*"ALL MY BAD ******* , FREAK HOES"*
Can come together in harmony
*"AHHH **** IT UP"*
And sing and dance in one united voice
"BEND IT OVER BEND IT OVER"
Our ancestors would be proud.
"FIRST LET ME HOP OUT THE MFKIN PORCHE"
Friends ain't never held on to each other tighter
*"DID A LOT OF **** JUST TO LIVE THIS HERE LIFESTYLE"*
Even our most promiscuous sisters
*"JUMP ON THE ****
Have lowered their standards enough
"TWO RED BONES KISSING IN THE BACK SEAT"
To accommodate our less fortunate brothers
*"ION WANT THAT *** ,I WANT THAT *****
Brothers not capable of owning a belt nor shirt
"GUCCI EVERYTHING"
Even in the scorching heat of this room
*"I'M PULL UP EAT ON THAT ***** AND DIP"*
They keep each other warm in the comfort of their buttocks and crotches
"BABY HOW YOU DOOOO IT"
I'll ignore the shoving and foot stepping
"SQUUUUUUUAAAAAADDDD"
Because the movement happening here is way more important
"JUMP-MAN JUMP-MAN THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHING"
To the priceless growth of our community
*"I'LL BUY THAT *****
Brothers and sisters lets toast
**** YOU AND THE ***** THAT CAME WITH YOU"*
To good fortune
"WHO SAID I AIN'T GETTIN' MONEY?SHIIIT!"
Love
***** YOU AINT **** ****
And knowledge
"FIRST YOU GET THAT MONEY THEN YOU GET THAT POWAR"
Lord
"PASS ME THE HOOKAH"
Just let us all get home safely.
"I PULL UP SKUURRRT SKUURRRT SKUUURRRT"
And forever remember this peace party
"I'LL COME LOOKING FOR YOU WITH HUNTERS AND RIFLES AND SHI"
Aww **** let me go get my lil cousin.
Mar 29, 2016
Mar 29, 2016 at 6:25 PM UTC
Allude across form
Describe dimming
Rhythm wrinkled dust
Torn to terrorized pieces
A shot
In the dark
Is still
A shot
Whose war have we
Stumbled stiffly into
This time?
An arbitrary anecdote
Awarded after the first hand
For freedom rises
Forming first that no man
Will willfully ever choose to be last
Soldier's of sacrifice
Hollering hum drum
Whistling for Wendy's crotches
Notoriety noting only
Reasoning to write to be read
Where genius is measured
By the breaking of borders
And one's ability to live through
A notable drug addiction
Cards care-free in their massacre
Wink while the waitress spills
Her high-ball on the suit pants
Of an ***** obsessed lawyer
Sure to be sued one day
By the government
The outside world
Is highly uninterested
In whatever problems
The ego may have
Conjured up this Monday
The artist whines as the
Dirtied laundry of childhood
Dries stiff, fading into a
Stain reminiscent of a dream
The mirror reflects the sun
Into my bedroom as I wake
To the sights of a world bent
On creating its own Armageddon
Helpless
At the moment
I think about rent
The cost
Where to get it
And head back
To my
Bed
Aug 6, 2012
Aug 6, 2012 at 4:10 PM UTC
asleep, he was loved. loved, also, in the margins of waking. a hand on the head, or breakfast after payday. he would try to keep quiet the unclosed wound of his voice; a darkened bandage, like bacon, held to his mouth. but the morning, each morning, would leave, more so clothed than it had come. if ever you’ve looked, at noon, for your mother, she would’ve been with his. two sets of thumbprints, two glasses. he would put his thumb to one, then the other. days your mother stayed with you, his own would give him crayons. once, that he can remember, he put the white in her cigarette box and heard about it. it’s the kind of kid he was fully awake: bad. his cheeks often burned. their redness would unhinge his mother so that she would slap at the pale inquiry of his neck. seven years old, and still drawing stick figures. he could not keep himself from it. three legged figures, one armed. torsos were a problem for him, and crotches. but there they would be, middle on middle, three lines to indicate ****** or wind. his mother wouldn’t get sick but would say that she was. before dinner, she would give him ice cream. he would fall asleep without dinner and his father would come home, shower, and leave. it made him stronger, not seeing his father eat.
the stick figures, when he met them, were not like his drawings, but they wanted to be. they would contort and untangle from each other and giggle. his mother once came upon them and they broke into many sticks at his feet. she did not know what he was laughing at and tried to lift him but he was fat for his age and she pulled a muscle in her stomach. he put her on his back. she would not unstiffen. at home, in front of the fire, she was angry. her arm was crooked, aimed at him, and one of her eyes was trying to watch him. he shut the door to his room and practiced becoming many. his parts would not let. he gave up; the fire lowered. the noise his mother made sounded set aside; some special box opened in the house of a demon. he had to cut her clothes from her so she could breathe. she rose, simply; not like the dead. something, in the second box, skittered from it. the boy crumpled. his head did not roll like he thought it would, but he smiled anyway. if his mother was screaming, only his ears could hear it.
Jul 1, 2013
Jul 1, 2013 at 2:43 PM UTC
How can you
Let him do this to you?
So many lies
You fail to see through!
You insist on being
An incredibly stupid pigeon!
You don’t make sense,
Not the tiniest smidgeon.
You ******* when Clinton
Got a simple office beejay
But now you let Chump
Grab crotches along the way.
You turn a blind eye
When he steals from us daily,
And let him ruin the US
And continue pillaging gaily.
How can you
Let him do this to you?
So many lies
You fail to see through!
You claim he’s Christian
Though he acts like a true pagan;
You accept his KKK crap
And reject Hawking and Sagan.
You let him do things
That remove other politicians
When he should be
The point of many petitions.
You insist on being
An incredibly stupid pigeon!
You don’t make sense,
Not the tiniest smidgeon.
You parrot his words,
But his talk is completely bogus.
You holler and howl
And you think you’re fooling us.
But he is a charlatan
And often says what he means,
Then tells lies you like
And shoves them in between.
How can you
Let him do this to you?
So many lies
You fail to see through!
Apr 7, 2018
Apr 7, 2018 at 3:23 PM UTC
Beach week
so we were just there
in they eyes of parents
to drink, drug, and ****
and we were
but there's more to it than that
it was a goodbye
a send off
to the times when we were allowed to be kids
so every grain of North Carolinian sand
was like a moment in time we spent
innocent like a memory
and we bask in the sun
the sand mixing with sunscreen on our backs
and we start drinking every day
at 2 pm
as if we actually had something to celebrate
we ate special brownies
and threw all of the chairs in the pool
and spent a good twenty minutes
laughing our ***** off
and to the sound
of generic radio music
hips and ***** grind against crotches
in hopes of kindling
that high school romance
that we never had the courage to pursue
and the day we left
at the end of the week
felt like a funeral
as if,
even if we did see each other again
we wouldn't be looking at the same person
we're all just growing up
moment after moment
and I don't want to
Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 9:14 AM UTC
ancient thoughts---------- ancient symbols
and we
immersed in eachother's crotches!
immersed in trite political commentary!
sports!, thrills!
digital violences!
death and pain!
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("WELL, WE DONT WANNA SEEM BORING!!!!!!")
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be boring
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truth is simple
it comes in human bodies
it comes in ancient thoughts and ancient symbols
to a quiet mind slowly breathing
Jan 15, 2011
Jan 15, 2011 at 9:57 AM UTC
"You know how I art ... intimately"
On broken city walls with crotches
these times I stencil is a parody
"its free, its me... with all my blotches"
Why **** my trapped rat in Hague?
You brought back, black this plague
from the West Sea sand to Bristol
made clearer with a ball of crystal
Provocative lives alive in deaf canned colour
yet reality's dead among sidewalk's clutter
if your heart really wants a Banksy's piece
My B +'s homogenized on a Petri dish for release
Who's guessing where my art's headed?
with blotches not a single piece shredded
the real art's kept displayed in the mind
that's why Banksy's blotches are one of a kind
Aug 3, 2020
Aug 3, 2020 at 12:43 AM UTC
There was once a time
Before we were used
As a womb
Before we were one
With the moon
Where we were born
As bodies
At a magnetic zero
Our crotches smooth
At rest with no circulation; indication
Of what could happen next
We were born without predetermined regrets
Bodies as life without currency
Running through warm earth trees
Following lights into our
Tangible youth memorials
Eye to eye in the urgent wet dark
My friends are not made of glass!
I reiterate- - we are not made of glass
Midnight forced itself on us
And our chests grew
And blew up balloons
We were told to lock our knees
Handicapped by skirts
Told to stop climbing trees anymore
Becoming a woman meant putting dreams in the hand of pale knuckles and male grip
The boys were infallible; desirable
The boys were never accused of
Being made of glass
Becoming a woman meant shifting our frequencies to different notes
Bleeding and sleeping in separate rooms
Porcelain dolls with stillness for crowns
Others falling to unfix-able pieces on the ground
Slowly in the dark
We all shifted apart
To discover something new
Between our legs
But not necessarily our hearts
I reiterate- - we are not made of glass
Feb 22, 2016
Feb 22, 2016 at 8:58 PM UTC
having three legs instead of two
a right and left and one in the middle shoe
a pair of socks would be no use
and with two crotches you have two sets of genitals, and not necessarily two of the same kind
and what size would your buttocks be?
you would run much faster and have one foot resting on the dash when you drive
trousers could be fun to put on in the dark
and you would have five extra toenails to cut
yes given the chance I would take three and blow the consequences, three is my lucky number and one more than two.
May 22, 2016
May 22, 2016 at 6:32 PM UTC
*oh, the poet
antagonist to the good and evil alike
a sobbing child
let lose in the world
with words and appetites piqued and sensual
transgressors of the middle class
and dull speak
their literary magnitude
sometimes perfume and sometimes stench
dripping on wet pages
written by electric brains
nimble figures and wet crotches
to relieve themselves of stupidities accumulations
wrought by their culture
mired in stink think
of either or
from the head up
high minded saints
from the hips down
undulating demons
each in denial of the other
a buffet of lies
the poet
purging private pleasures and torments
for the bemusement of the world
laid-out on the page
like public masturbations
for all to see in the theater of the ear
genuflecting
with mellifluent grace
and silver tongued appreciations*
Oct 1, 2017
Oct 1, 2017 at 12:32 PM UTC
Have you, like me, ever got so full of feeling you get confused?
been empowered with rightness, the up gets confused with down
and right with left? Or walked down a street all light and gay
then turned a corner into the darkest alley? spent hours dancing to
the music in your head, all barefoot and your cats look at you like
you lost it? And you pet 'em and they hiss and shrink away. And you think, **** you , see if I am gonna give you a treat. see if that tuna can I put out earlier is gonna get opened. Scratch it.
Claw and meow, now, ******* And on the wall the shadows
and in the mirror are frightening visions of you you are not sure are you? You sleep fitfully, with regret dreams and wake up asking yourself questions. Sleep in too long when the nightmares finally end. Crawl to the pack of cigarettes with one left in it, dreading having to go out to buy another pack. Listen to the telephone just keep ringing.
Not even looking at who's calling. Grab at itchy things and long lost crotches and kiss lips remembering how chapped you are now. Finally paint a picture on the wall with ketchup of her or him , looking too much like blood.
Then, wake up from reality again.
Feb 22, 2016
Feb 22, 2016 at 12:41 AM UTC
we protest
raising voice against molestation.
first we all stand ,
growing in stature.
then we walk robed in skin.
what will you do?
don’t gaze like this.
we sit bare from toe to head
what will you do?
don’t be the pack of snarling wolves
our crannies are veiled
with downy lips which tremour.
bold you are, amorous too,
our booboos swell
don’t take care of them
unless consensual.
don’t gaze like this
our thighs
are neither wheat-toned nor white,
for you to satisfy.
they are as black as possible.
don’t embarrass you jacks
or don’t give a snort of disgust
we are black.
yet we can entice you
to raise your eyebrows
if your gazes and scents
arms and legs and crotches
are consensual.
or else,
not all coquettish,
come hither
to award you all
a ten nautical miler kick and punch
we are strong.
Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 2:06 AM UTC