Michael Robert Triska

Michael Robert Triska 17h

If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02

Dear *******

#murphys #law #stabilitydumb

Michael Robert Triska 17h

If you wish to **** in the wind, you might want to close your mouth.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:03

#murphyslaw #karma #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska Jul 3

If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08

You never know who's wrong and right. **** flat earthers.

#murphys #laws #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 30

If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05

Yum!

#murphys #law #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 29

Only the paranoid will rule the underdark within their little bunkers and the wise will stay within the sun's light.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:04

Stay in the light.

#murphys #law #stupidity

Michael Robert Triska May 24

When standing on Occam's razor thou shall, not try to tip the scales in their favor.
Murphy's laws chapter 13:02

What a visual.

#murphys #law #spidity

Michael Robert Triska May 24

Well that was awkward
and uncalled for.
Book of Murphy's laws chapter 13:01

The Scribe shouldn't write down everything.

#murphys #laws #stupidity