A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.

Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? He got tired .

Overview:

-Birthday: ∞

-Studied everything at The School of...

-Lives in ∞

-Gender: Seriously?

-Religious Views: Tolerant Chaos

-Political Views: Ambivalently Apathetic Anarchy

Family And Relationships:
-Relationship: It's complicated

-Family Members: Everyone Ever

Details About You:

I am. We are. It is. Impossible to forget but hard to remember. Remember that time you found some money on the ground? That was me. Remember that time you got so sick you thought you puked your actual brains out? Sorry about that.

I love you go to hell.

To be honest I'm still surprised I'm alive after all the crazy **** I've done to myself over the years from nuclear ****** bombs to snorting the ground up bones of warring people and all that jazz. Oh yeah, not to mention those times I've caught asteroids with my face.

Favorite Quotes:**

Wind, Farts, *******, Laughter.

Life Events:

****...where do I start?

could you see what was beyond when you were only showed infront?
could you sense what was behind when you looked afar?
would you see what was near when you look too far?
will you see what's near when you've looked too far?

should you look for what's far when it's near?
should the lost be found when it's only lost?
could the found be found again and again?
or could the not be a should?

do you see the again when it was only an awe?
will you show the change when there was nothing to change?
will you show the hidden but already shown?
will it be easy for the already when it was only..

will you answer when it does?
and if it does will it?
will it if you won't?
or should it then it all will?

do you see the difference of it all
when the difference is indifference
and it's not a question nor an answer but a statement

बे बाराव फाथो दांनायाव
लरग'नि आखाया बौदोँ।
फिसायजोँ हाखु-दाखु
बोरमा दारि नागिरनो थिनजानायाव
गामि फारसे खारलांदोँ बियो सिमालिया
दखना जोगथोँ जोगथोँ।
शहरनि हिनजाव गोदान बेसारा-
बेनि उनाव बेनाव सोँबाय हैदोँ-
" बोरमा दारि दं नामाबाल आब',
बाजै, आयै?"
बायदि सोमोन्दो लायै लायै।
सिबाय मोनमारदिया बियो बोरमा दारिखौ!!
फाथो दांनो समा बारग'लांनायाव
लरग'आ रागा दिउ दिउ।

Had the most horrific of seizures after the performance of a lifetime.

I'm done writing poems about you

Who am I kidding?

Late Saturday nights,
packed cars and
laughing friends.
Trunk monkeys,
running around
fighting and fending off
the crazy drunks and
druggies of the night.
People screaming and
laughing and
running all over.
Everyone making jokes
and annoying one another,
all of us
making memories that'll
last forever.

Gotta love them
late Saturday nights.

Sa sobrang mapagbiro **** tao
Tumawa ka lang
Nang umamin akong nahulog na ko sayo.
Ginawa **** isa sa mga bagay na tinatawanan mo
Ang pag-ibig na hinahandog ko.
Sinabayan mo pa ng halakhak
At may kasama pang pagluha
Habang puso ko'y binibiyak
Sa itsura ng iyong pagkaaliw
Sa mga binitawan kong salita.
Hinayaan lang kita.
Ang sabi ko
Kahit ginawa mo lang biro
Ang pag-amin ko
Ang mahalaga napangiti naman kita.
Dumalas ang pagsasama natin.
Hindi na ko nagpapatawa
Pero sabi mo kusa kitang napapangiti.
Nakwento mo sakin na
Noong umamin ako
Hindi mo lang alam kung ano
Ang isasagot mo kaya tumawa ka lang.
Ako naman tong napagod na
Sa kakatawa,
Sa mga "pabiro" kong pagsuyo sayo.
Kaya sa wakas,
Ng Dumating ang araw na sinabi ****
Mahal mo na din ako,
Hindi ko alam kung bakit
Pero
Natawa na lang din ako.

What's the difference
twixt marmalade and jam?
Try and marmalade your ****
up someone's ****.

Our eyes met for the first time in a long while

There was pain

But that was to be expected

I am no longer sure that I am more wrecked

For you asked me a question

And I paused a second, thinking

Replying a moment too late

We can still make jokes at each others expense

I am not sure how much they hurt you

But they still sting my heart