Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads. Become a member
Oct 2015
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.

Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? He got tired .
Bill murray
Written by
Bill murray  California
       Fos, katie, Mike Essig, David Ehrgott, --- and 6 others
Please log in to view and add comments on poems