"rofl" poems
Where are you Paul?
I'm in Cyberspace Mum.
My Pentium processor has broadbanded me
Into this wondrous realm.
A pixel powered virtual landscape
Peopled by avatars
Speaking Internet Slang.
FFS, *** are you talking about?
She asks.
In so many words.
I **** and ROFL at her incredulity.
It’s full of danger, that Internet, says Mum.
That’s true.
It’s full of paedophiles,
Spammers and trolls.
Hackers.
Chat-rooms and forums
Plagued by flame-wars
And spam enough to fill a trillion tins.
Sites full of viruses, Trojans, malware and spyware.
Cyber-bullies and loons abound.
But I just Love it.
A ****** addiction
Needing every fix.
A realm indeed of quantum singularities,
And imploding nebulae.
Paul Butters
(C) PB 3\9\2011 in Yorkshire.
Sep 5, 2011
Sep 5, 2011 at 11:09 AM UTC
*** dat lingwistik ****
is so **** bro.
ppl dun wanna no nefing nemore, well tgif.
i just wanna *** some bishes
nd 4get abt lyf.
I ceebs bein gud wif werdz.
i jst wnt sum roofies 2 hlp me relx.
my comp is lagging 2much.
2 many **** on ytube 2dae.
imma go on COD and shoot sum *****
jst add me on SC nd u can send me nudes.
i mite c u at da clubs 2nite.
rofl.
YOLO.
inb4 dis is uncomahensabul
dis is 2deep4u.
May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 11:46 AM UTC
Who needs words
When you can simply go ???
Or !!!
!!!
This poem will not make me any £££
Or even $$$
But I don’t give a ****.
I just love writing 100%
& don’t **** a d***
About £££££.
I <3 to experiment with poetry and language,
Stretching those *****aries.
*** let’s have a good LOL
And even ROFL.
Let’s play the %s
And send my spell-check
Into a red frenzy.
Any ???s ?
You !!!s at this *****???
And I’ve only scratched the ~~~~~
There may be ####, #### more to come.
I <3 my Qwerty keyboard
With it’s !”£$%^&*()_+ at the top.
The more I look the more I see.
@ last I’m free
From the Grammar ****
=ly free from the tyranny of the word.
But worry not my lovely words
For I will always go <<<< to you
In spite of looking >>>>>>>
At all times.
The ***.
Paul Butters
© PB 28\7\2018.
Jul 28, 2018
Jul 28, 2018 at 5:06 AM UTC
On the wheels, I whirl, I spin, I move
Clouds too whirl, then darkness spins
A lightning bolt, then the deafening sound,
Then it pours,
N the fire flies go dim
I dont amble, I dont whisk
Opening my hand, gawking above, I dont decline
Three winks! Drenched n detached from the me wrenching myself,
I wheel as "The Lance Armstrong"
Heavy pours invite a stroll
Cats and Dogs pouring down dismay Rats, ROFL!
Oust as Prince Zuko, I stroll
Surrendering myself to the Zephyr
Same trail but with ****** looks
Hypnotic green, drenched, raise me to the Oblivion
Shimmering in the distant are two dim lights
N I ***** like " The Supertramp"
Beginning of the ultimate inception, I touch
Extending my arms to the cries of sky
Dont know the destination of this alley
Trying to think what 'm anticipating
Though without any charge on my shoulders
Flickering in the near distant are two lights
I hike as " The Aron"
'm I tears, I dont know
Even the silence has sulked
Nothing's in my head
Green n Brown, Pink n Purple hues
Repose the folioles, within
Distant lights are passing by now
I stride as " The me"
To the Aisle,
where birds peep, cheep, chirp, quaver, tweet n warble
From the stroll to the stride
's a short walk of hues n blues
The fringes have passed by
Arena's clear n so 'm I.
Sep 3, 2016
Sep 3, 2016 at 7:10 PM UTC
My darling you could keep my heart in your locker
but your Dad is a wrestler, your brothers are Dockers,
so on our hot lovin' they have put the mockers
'cause I don't have the guts to face violent cockblockers.
You like to take selfies
You sure like to ROFL
You taught me of two girls, one cup and blue waffles
Your knowledge is endless on things such as these
If only your brothers weren't so hard to please.
They think I'm a man ***** a bounder, a cad,
a love shy lothario, a bit of a "lad"
on this I won't argue, the point is well made
but I'm young (ish) and ***** and like to get laid.
They think you're an angel
but that's not the case
'cause the photos you sent me
were not of your face....
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
oh, really? are you really, rolling
on
the
floor
laughing?
I'd so love to see that...
Jun 15, 2010
Jun 15, 2010 at 7:45 AM UTC
Today I forgot to laugh,
instead I "lol'd"
So, technically I'm a liar.
I neither laughed, nor did so out loud.
It was a platitude
It was polite
It was accepted
It was a lie
It could have been worse, I could've ROFL'd
but that is ridiculous.
So, *** BTT I lied.
IMHO WFM FWIW B3
Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 9:36 PM UTC
*austerity
from old french "austérité"
from late latin "austerus"
from ancient "αὐστηρός"
which is just greek for:*
you dense sheeple voted us again?! rofl
Jun 14, 2015
Jun 14, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC
no thumbs up????
***
I posted this because I need the affirmation!
I need to feel known! Out of a zillion people who are interconnected
I wanna be recognized. I wanna be validated!
please. any response will do.
negative or positive.
ROFL or ****
LOL or ***** or U ****
anything!
ughhhhh
If I was a cat I'd play piano
If I was fat i'd sing a techno song
and flail my arms!
I feel so alone
in a world so full of people
please respond
please reply
please? anybody.
I'm alone.
anyone?
anybody out their?
no?
no one at all?
(logs off )
Nov 6, 2016
Nov 6, 2016 at 11:39 PM UTC
TO DO LIST:
-Paint nails black and silver
-Finish reading that novel I started
-Finish writing that novel I started
-Offer my bus seat to an elderly lady… unless I’m driving the bus.
-Make tea
-Practice piano
-Clean out closet
TO ****** LIST:
-People who have hurt those I love
-Depression
-Suicide
-Unrequited love
-Rejection
-Inadequacy
-ppl who lyk legit totes talk lyk this lol as if they are lyk, texting or whatevz cuz they think its lyk totes adorbz and stuff *** lyk ***** rofl
-People who respond to my paragraph text with: K. or Lol.
-Slow walkers in front of me
-people who sing Xmas carols in June.
TO DATE LIST:
-That guy I’ve liked since the first day I saw him
-Chocolate
-Chocolate’s cousin: Caramel
-Tea
-CHOCOLATE BROWNIES
-Every fictional character I am in love with... there's alot
Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 5:27 PM UTC
*
*How can anyone give up on you
When through your eyes
I can experience the whole cosmos?
How can anyone give up on
Your smile that brings enemies on their knees?
How can anyone give up on
Your crackling laughter that ROFL audiences?
~~~~~
How can I give up on
Your smell, scent & flower fragrance
You carry in your being?
How can I give up on
The way you touch my heart
FOREVER - ever & ever again?
How can I give up on
The way you held me
Every time I fail and fall?
How can I give up on
The way you kiss me
Every day and night?
How can I give up on
The way you whisper
Soft LOVE notes in me?
How can I give up on
Your embraces, hugs & cuddles?
How can I give up on
The way you give me
Your trust and respect?
How can I give up on
The need of you with
Every breathe I inhale-exhale?
How can I give up on you
When my time does not tick
Without chanting your name?
How can I give up on you
When your existence brings
...The birds to sing
...The sun to shine
...The stars to twinkle
...The clouds to rain
...The flowers to bloom
...The world to go round
....The hurts to heal
...How can I?
How can I give up on you
When you keep on giving me
Chances & moments to cherish
Again and again?
How can I give up on you
When I feel so blessed and lucky
To have seen you, met you & known you?
How can I give up on you
When you bring so much of
Smiles, joy & happiness to me?
How can I give up on you
When I see in you
The most beautiful person
Alive on this planet earth?
How can i give up on you
When you are perfect as you are
The way exactly you wish
The way I exactly LOVE you?
How can I give up on you
When I feel bliss LOVING the most
Intelligent and wise person around?
How can I give up on you
When I always see you as a selfless being
Ready to sacrifice everything for me?
How can I give up on you
When you have traveled
A journey of a life-time
On the path of LOVE
That no one else could have taken?
How can I give up on you
When I see you keeping
Each and every promises
You give me with a glance?
How can I give up on you
When you have rebuilt my life
From seed, bloom, blossom & flowers?
How can I give up on you
When I see you fighting your inner demons
Just for keeping me happy and safe?
How can I give up on you
When you show so much power of self-belief
In yourself, me and LOVE?
How can I give up on you
When I can feel your
Soul-LOVE connect?
How can I give up on you
When I need your LOVE the most?
~~~~~
I can't ever give up on your LOVE
Oh - YOU - the deep blue of the sky
Oh - YOU - the deep blue of the oceanic sea?*
*
Jun 14, 2019
Jun 14, 2019 at 11:53 PM UTC
are you actually laughing?
did you fall of your seat because it was that funny?
or was it just a silent filler,
filling those awkward pauses just so you can start another conversation.
was it just an automatic response that doesn't have real meaning?
did it make you LOL
or ROFL?
i didn't think so.
it wasn't that funny.
-D.L
Dec 24, 2018
Dec 24, 2018 at 10:35 PM UTC
*
When you are near me
Like a feather, I float
When I smell your fragrance
Like a breeze, I blow
I lose my balance and fall
When your hands touch me
Like dried leaves of a rustic tree
I ROFL and tumble like a child
When your humor & sarcasm touches me
My eyes roll out tears of joy
With a glance of yours
I dissolve my being into
Your breathe that I smell for days
I sleep-walk for days & nights
When I can not see or feel YOU
I walk into the flower boulevards
To steal every type of flowers & musks
To smell your mystical celestial scent
You are unfair, but your LOVE is fair to me
You often leave behind a thunder & storm in me
Over your hidden calm ocean of BLUE LOVE
I rain my LOVE like torrential downpour
With the sparkling sun in your eyes
You revolve the planet constellations
And my whole universe around YOU
You convey little but show much LOVE
When it is cloudy and when it drizzles
Soon after the rain, when YOU see
The silver lining and the rainbow
That's how I declare my LOVE for YOU
Without YOU and your essence
Without LOVING YOU
There remains no LIFE for me now...
*
Aug 11, 2017
Aug 11, 2017 at 12:09 AM UTC
The universe makes random jokes
Like, to know me is a curse
My personalities make it worse.
The introvert in me is ugly painted with gloomy clouds, stalking demons in the alley loves to mourn as a firstborn sick With numb eyes flick,
tears don't exist anymore.
The extrovert in me is silly painted with colours people never been seen, his smile is flawless and always wander around clueless about why he smiles.
The **** in me is a song or people like to call it wrong, a yearlong gong he writes 'lol' in people's wall with a fluffy cloud inside his brain,
it reads tetrahydrocannabinol,
notorious for his vocabulary,
can **** with an epistolary.
The Dib is a broken rib, spoon-feed bib
He writes out of syllabus with sketchy nib,
runs in a solo trip his life says 'rofl'.
©sarcasticbong
May 25, 2021
May 25, 2021 at 2:08 PM UTC
Writing this one on the spot
no judgement for the words that come up
hip..hop...flip...
lol just playing
what words will be spoken today?
which ones wave hello and smile excitedly?
You, over there!
The word on the tip of my tongue
traveled at the speed of light from my mind's eye
Aha! I see you leap into the air
fluttering your syllables and floating
landing on a friendly ear.
Or maybe unfriendly.
Like a potion or a poison
It's not my concoction
I'm reading it just like you
sitting and thinking
"oh that's nice"
"I don't get it"
"haha lol rofl"
Did I do it?
Did I make a poem?
I don't know,
I planted all these word seeds
maybe they'll grow into poetrees.
Did I do it?
I don't know,
but here it is!
Apr 8, 2021
Apr 8, 2021 at 10:53 PM UTC
Here there be trolls
grab a handful of wits!
I'm not here being bold
throwing red flags upon twits!
So here's a word from me
carry it with you my friend
No message from me you'll see
as initially I'll never send
So if you receive such a thing
you'll know beyond shadow's doubt
It didn't come from the skull
so go right ahead and
throw it on
out
ROFL One of my more innocuous poems is under review ROFL
Some Troll must have flagged it
how sad, and pathetic
;D
Mar 20, 2018
Mar 20, 2018 at 2:22 PM UTC
*
*I see only in your eyes
That reflects the times we live
Through the crystal clear
Ocean blue sky
Beyond the depth of abyss
All I see in you my LOVE
In all the cosmic parables
The star hole within
The needle rainbow
And those secret
Invisible embraces and
Passionate kisses
If ever there was one
I was to LOVE
It is YOU
No one offers me LOVE
The way you do...
Your heart is my key-less room
To enter and sleep
Your doors are un-locked
Open for me to rest within
We walk together
On the green pastures
Below the dark navy blue skies
To sow our seeds
To harvest our yields
You are the one whom I can rely
I can come and cry
Speak my heart out because
You always gather my pieces
And heal me together
You make my cold warm
I climb on your mountains
And drown in your valleys
You never let me jaded
In the sunset and sunrise
Of the celestial light years
OUR LOVE makes "peace"
LOVE summon inner courage
For us to hold hands and walk
In grief and pain
You make me smile and dance
With your ROFL
Crackling one-liners
There was none before my dreamZ
There was none I believed
You cleared the dust of "I know"
Thus it is world's loss and our gain
YOU always catch me with open arms
When I fall from grace of life
YOU push back the sun and clouds
To bring my innocence back in YOU
I know, you will always show up
If I lost the whole world for YOU
I know, you've gathered my each tear
To make a necklace for your soul
Who would cry LOVE drops
To stop the time cycle for LOVE?
If there is one
It is YOU my BELOVEDz
Who smile on my face
Every night when I weep
The tears of longing
With our infinite LOVE
We demand the galaxy
From every grain-sand of life*
*
Dec 21, 2019
Dec 21, 2019 at 7:27 AM UTC
Its a poetry website lol you have to write a poem rofl
Mar 1, 2019
Mar 1, 2019 at 11:46 PM UTC