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"dishwasher" poems
not much chance, completely cut loose from purpose, he was a young man riding a bus through North Carolina on the wat to somewhere and it began to snow and the bus stopped at a little cafe in the hills and the passengers entered. he sat at the counter with the others, he ordered and the food arived. the meal was particularly good and the coffee. the waitress was unlike the women he had known. she was unaffected, there was a natural humor which came from her. the fry cook said crazy things. the dishwasher. in back, laughed, a good clean pleasant laugh. the young man watched the snow through the windows. he wanted to stay in that cafe forever. the curious feeling swam through him that everything was beautiful there, that it would always stay beautiful there. then the bus driver told the passengers that it was time to board. the young man thought, I'll just sit here, I'll just stay here. but then he rose and followed the others into the bus. he found his seat and looked at the cafe through the bus window. then the bus moved off, down a curve, downward, out of the hills. the young man looked straight foreward. he heard the other passengers speaking of other things, or they were reading or attempting to sleep. they had not noticed the magic. the young man put his head to one side, closed his eyes, pretended to sleep. there was nothing else to do- just to listen to the sound of the engine, the sound of the tires in the snow.
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Nirvana
The short-order cook and the dishwasher argue the relative merits of Rilke’s Elegies against Eliot’s Four Quartets, but the delivery man who brings eggs suggests they have forgotten Les fleurs du mal and Baudelaire. The waitress carrying three plates and a coffee *** can’t decide whom she loves more— Rimbaud or Verlaine, William Blake or William Wordsworth. She refills the rabbi’s cup (he’s reading Rumi), asks what he thinks of Arthur Whaley. In the booth behind them, a fat woman feeds a small white poodle in her lap, with whom she shares her spoon. "It’s Rexroth’s translations of the Japanese," she says, "that one can’t live without: May those who are born after me Never travel such roads of love." The revolving door proffers a stranger in a long black coat, lost in the madhouse poems of John Clare. As he waits to be seated, the woman who owns the place hands him a menu in which he finds several handwritten poems By Hafiz, Gibran, and Rabindranath Tagore. The lunch hour’s crowded— the owner wonders if the stranger might share my table. As he sits, I put a finger to my lips, and with my eyes ask him to listen with me to the young boy and the young girl two tables away taking turns reading aloud the love poems of Pablo Neruda.
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The Diner
Life is so funny in its uncanny and unpredictable ways. It reaches out to us with powerful grip, yet allows us to make decisions about what we think we want without interference but with consequences of our actions. Molded in our favour, fashioned to bring succour and comfort to ameliorate the pains to be encountered. This helps to do things the right way the first time, allowing things to manifest and work the way they should, not the other way around. It’s like when we brush our teeth before we go to the dentist to have a teeth cleaning or when we wash the dishes before we put them in the dishwasher or when we clean up the house before the maid arrives. These are not following the natural order of things. Yield to the kindness of nature. Listen to the rhythm it beats into your consciousness, it's wisdom is of superior quality. Accept whatever it gives you, for the miraculous is woven and hidden inside it. The notion is to take you to the apex of your mountain if patience is excellently exercised and not be distracted. ©2018,Emeka Mokeme. All Rights Reserved.
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Aug 8, 2018
Aug 8, 2018 at 12:36 PM UTC
THE NATURAL ORDER
I have hairy legs. The dishwasher is broken. I have been reading books. I have been solving stupid math equations I have to wash the food crusted dishes. I’m writing a novella I’m also researching sodium chloride My novella is only six pages single-spaced so far. Comment vous appelez-vous? Why doesn’t anyone participate In the Wash Your Own **** Dishes Program? I’m studying French. -b +/- Square root of b2 – 4 (a)(b) over 2(a) Anyways. I have been teaching myself How to play my Black Stretchy Accordion. [I don’t know why, But it’s stretchy Like mozzarella cheese] I have to help my sister-in-law move Into my house. Into the basement. Heh heh heh. Daiya non-dairy cheese: “Melts and stretches!” Now I have to scrape the Black tar gunk Off the plates, because Mother told me to do so. Oh, the odium of sodium! There is No more time For me To shave My legs.
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Apr 6, 2011
Apr 6, 2011 at 7:15 PM UTC
Hairy Legs
The woman poured herself another glass of wine, Like another night alone. The house was empty, And the humming of the dishwasher bounced off the walls. She sat by the window and pulled the black heels off her feet. This was beginning to get old. People outside paced in pairs. Her house was dark. The only light came from the kitchen, glowing out to the adjacent ro0m. She sipped at her wine, and rested the glass on her knee. With an exasperated sigh, She threw the wine glass against the opposite wall. The glass flew, sparkling in the dim light And merlot ran down the white wall. She dusted off her hands, and undressed silently. In the bathroom, she started water for a shower. In silence, once again, she stood under the rush of water. An hour's time went by, and the water was shut off. Without bothering to dry herself, she stepped out, And fell into bed.
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Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 2010 at 3:19 PM UTC
Loneliness Repetetive
Why Men Like to Load the Dishwasher We are the artists of shape and configuration, puzzle masters solving riddles of physics, worshipers at the altar of labor saving devices, this is a love poem of sorts, a Bazinga salutation, to men and their undying love for **** machines. were it in my power all cups would be handle-less, the dishwasher time-space continuum would be non-interrupted by black holes where handles pointlessly protrude, requiring endless rearrangement, a soul destroying exercise. bowls of any sort should have bottoms that retract. indeed, the capacity increase, a visible fact, is so enviro-friendly, eminently sensible, that the loading for mechanical scrubbing is deserved of a wing in the Smithsonian. perhaps the budgeteers of Congress should be tutored in this artistry, how to make any limited resource, better used. the rub, as the bard would have writ, is that this roaring tempest-tost, our love for hard labor lost, secret sacrificed behind a locked door, of a Sanctum ******** is entirely due, all glory to, the secret society of fairies who hide-reside inside, freeing us to write more poetry. in so many ways that I cannot reveal, less the other gender members squeal, men live to love to load the dishwasher, for the ingenuity challenge, and of course, the side benefit of the excusing coverup, "I helped clean up," a relationship saver, proof positively that the dishwasher inventor, was surely a brilliant woman
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May 25, 2013
May 25, 2013 at 8:26 AM UTC
Why Men Like to Load the Dishwasher (You Didn't Know?)
I am not at home. Home is where you go back to after vacation. Where you don’t worry about whether to take your shoes off in the entryway. Where you know that the light switch between you and your parent’s bedroom doesn’t actually do anything. Where you know you can leave your ***** dishes on the counter because somebody will put them in the dishwasher for you. Where people say, “What are you doing for the holidays?” And you say, “I’m going home.” And they say, “Oh, that’s nice,” and it is. That’s home. But I have none of those things. Sometimes things like that depress me. And then I have this strange urge to tell someone, just to see if it depresses them too. It doesn’t have to be someone I care about. It just has to be someone who would listen.
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 7:47 PM UTC
Homelessness
IF ONLY If only my fridge spoke It would tell me to go away. Put the pie back on the shelf And eat it another day. If only my oven spoke It would tell me to keep it clean I try but it gets messy again That is not me being mean. If only my dishwasher spoke It would tell me it has had enough Fed up with ***** pots and pans Fed up with being treated rough. If only I were superwoman I could get these jobs done What I need is a superman Wonder if h will ever come?
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Jun 21, 2013
Jun 21, 2013 at 8:26 AM UTC
If Only
oh my god i am so sorry it's just that my battery died and i drove around for hours looking for your new second floor apartment i am sticking my fingers down my throat and i’m gagging until these god **** butterflies find their way out of my cavernous stomach you aren’t allowed to laugh when i walk through your door with cold taco bell and red cheeks because i’m nervous you've never seen this freckle before, you don't know my new favorite song you rest your arms on my legs and move closer to me and we both scream because we’re gonna puke, butterflies i ask you for a glass of water and you should ask me to leave trembling, you don’t even use a coaster i take a sip and stare at the tupperware on the floor, i taste dishwasher soap and it is almost enough to scare these butterflies who used to remain dormant right out of my ******* gut
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Jun 5, 2015
Jun 5, 2015 at 8:16 PM UTC
falling back in love with your ex
Shadow of the past, echo of the future; dedicated Musician, a Phonomancer; and inspired Philosopher, a Philosomancer. A Mystic and a Metalhead, a lifetime Scholar and a self-Teacher; a determined and self-guided mythic Artist, a psychologist and an Observer; I am a Lover, a Father, and a Son, a homeowner and a Dishwasher, a Friend and a bit of a stoner, a social drinker and a fan of quality Spirits; I am a self-contained Universe contained within another Universe; so fractal-esque. There is much to this being I call "me" and so little of it is visible from the surface of my awareness; so much of it falls within- within the limitless void; to be revealed only in Time, and, to be unraveled by Time. Discerning, yet reckless, a wise man and a fool; I find myself within, and within myself, a beautifully chaotic dance of chaotically diverse energies. Within: the Spirit of a Renaissance Man; Music, Geometry, Cosmology, Mathematics, Statistics, Physics, Mythology, Musicology, Psychology, Masculine, Feminine, Canine, Feline, Light, Dark, Day, Night, Sun, Moon, Anthropology, Cooking, Dreams, *** Love, Lust, and Suffering, Spirituality, Science, Language, Contrast, Respect, Individualist, Intuition, Feeling, Understanding, Action, Non-Action, Elation, a bit of a Goth and a Hippie, a Rocker and a Composer, Haphazard Attention to Detail, Conscious, Shadow, Subconscious, Id, Ego, Super-Ego, Animal, Human Being. Alive. Mortal. Mortal, and grateful for it. An aspiring, amateur Shaman who "shows promise"; dabbling in Feng Shui, the Occult, T'ai Chi, the Tao, Zen, Music, Art, and Life; a dilettante Poet; I am an ephemeral expression, a temporary microcosm, of both the Human Spirit and the very Universe in which we occur, if for but a brief, beautiful, fleeting, moment.
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Jan 25, 2014
Jan 25, 2014 at 12:13 AM UTC
Musical Shaman
Shadow of the past, echo of the future; dedicated Musician, a Phonomancer; and inspired Philosopher, a Philosomancer. A Mystic and a Metalhead, a lifetime Scholar and a self-Teacher; a determined and self-guided mythic Artist, a psychologist and an Observer; I am a Lover, a Father, and a Son, a homeowner and a Dishwasher, a Friend and a bit of a stoner, a social drinker and a fan of quality Spirits; I am a self-contained Universe contained within another Universe; so fractal-esque. There is much to this being I call "me" and so little of it is visible from the surface of my awareness; so much of it falls within- within the limitless void; to be revealed only in Time, and, to be unraveled by Time. Discerning, yet reckless, a wise man and a fool; I find myself within, and within myself, a beautifully chaotic dance of chaotically diverse energies. Within: the Spirit of a Renaissance Man; Music, Geometry, Cosmology, Mathematics, Statistics, Physics, Mythology, Musicology, Psychology, Masculine, Feminine, Canine, Feline, Light, Dark, Day, Night, Sun, Moon, Anthropology, Cooking, Dreams, *** Love, Lust, and Suffering, Spirituality, Science, Language, Contrast, Respect, Individualist, Intuition, Feeling, Understanding, Action, Non-Action, Elation, a bit of a Goth and a Hippie, a Rocker and a Composer, Haphazard Attention to Detail, Conscious, Shadow, Subconscious, Id, Ego, Super-Ego, Animal, Human Being. Alive. Mortal. Mortal, and grateful for it. An aspiring, amateur Shaman who "shows promise"; dabbling in Feng Shui, the Occult, T'ai Chi, the Tao, Zen, Music, Art, and Life; a dilettante Poet; I am an ephemeral expression, a temporary microcosm, of both the Human Spirit and the very Universe in which we occur, if for but a brief, beautiful, fleeting, moment.
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Have you ever felt that your life is wrong? Like you're suppose to be somewhere else? Like while you're mopping the floor of your lowly dishwasher job your vision blurs and the world around you convulses turning the mop into a spear swirling the sea of bubbles into blood and the far off voice of your boss mutates into the sound of your fellow warrior? Or maybe when you walk into rain and the soft sound of the droplets on your skin turn into the rhythmic music of things against armor. And as you look to make sit you're not going crazy the roar of an engine turns into the bellowing of dragons, horses and more. These flashbacks transport you to another time where the world is mystic, The pavement transmutates into dirt as the air around swirls into sudden shrills of strengthening speeches spurring you soulfully into skillful battle. And as you speed forward leading the charge of your battalion of skilled men a thousand large, The flashback stops and you're in your time, No armor on you skin.. Or lives on the line.. But your heart is still racing, And you remember their names, Of the boys you were leading, On to glory and fame, So was it a dream? Or a memory from the past? Or maybe it was from your life last.
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Jun 13, 2014
Jun 13, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC
flashback
Take your thoughts to the sink, Pile them all up with the plates, Grimy and greasy Just like your mind Which you can scrub all you want With a sponge or a foam Since there's no difference Above sea level, But the residues will remain Staining your perfect little machine, Robotic, malfunctioning, Because manpower is always better Than a cold bin Where it is just you Echoing your asking everything Except for what you want Because cowardice and pride Are the oil of your psychomotor, Running, Missing, Out on those Who really don't need you in their lives, Let alone To do their dishes, If ever, in case, So what the hell are you still doing, Waiting for the suds to drain, Don't **** your brain Like this, Get a pen And replace the dishwashing liquid With real poison.
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Jun 1, 2014
Jun 1, 2014 at 3:27 PM UTC
Dishwasher Diaries
If only you’d done the washing up I wouldn’t be slamming plates into the sink Half sobbing Half seething Stubbornly burning my hands on water that’s too hot Angrily scrubbing at three day old tomato sauce And bits of chips and jumbo sausage that have welded themselves to the plate If only you’d done the washing up We could have *** later But we can’t now Because I’ll be too tired and bitter after doing the washing up Again Do you think I like washing up? Don’t you think I’d rather be sitting on the sofa Watching crap on the telly Safe in the knowledge that the sink is empty The plughole is clean And the worktops are sparkling I bet Beyonce doesn’t have to do the washing up I bet she has a dishwasher If only you’d done the washing up You wouldn’t need to call me childish For getting worked up over something as silly as the washing up And I wouldn’t be standing here wondering If you’ll ever really get it “It’s only the washing up” you say Exactly So just ****** well do it next time ********
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Dec 9, 2012
Dec 9, 2012 at 11:58 AM UTC
If only you'd done the washing up
Dishes dishes dishes stopping me from getting too big for my britches Morning noon or night piles of dishes in plain sight I needed a dishwasher to help me be free Turns out the dishwasher has to be me Pots pans measuring cups pizza plates  into the suds Extra moisturizer rubber gloves dishes are not one of my favorite loves
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Apr 29, 2015
Apr 29, 2015 at 7:43 PM UTC
Dish Jockey
The Breakfast Fairies (a humorous treatise) Summoned for to break the fast of sleep-and-dreams that can no longer last, As the clock to noon draws nigh, I happily paddle off to the cabinet Where the cereals that I CHOSE, Since I am now a grownup, faithfully await, calm and in repose. The refrigerator, in nearby proximity, sources a Stony-field yogurt,, A yogurt that I CHOSE, light and sweet with processed fruit, due to the miracle of Aspartame. Distracted, back to the kitchen for Some multi-grain slices to hail and toast, Which I prefer dry (no butter) and ready for anointing with oils of Strawberry jelly. To the table return ready to sound The horn of plenty, When I see the **** Breakfast Fairies have struck yet again! Cousins first to those that reside in nearby dishwasher* The nefarious fairies guard my health tho nobody asked them too! My Crispix, with its malty sweetness, And the ***** aftertaste of sprayed-on "enriched vitamins," has been smothered neath layers of Granola, with cranberries and nuts, Contaminated with a hint of cinnamon. My processed yogurt, vanished, without a trace, replaced by their bacterial cousins from Thrace, which is in Greece, who, tho white, taste like plain yogurt sourpusses, Even when littered with blueberries, Nothing can replace the taste of my Artificial Sweetener! Dry toast has been sheeted and shined neath A tribute of fattening butter, rationalized by a commonality, "Everything is better with butter..." The last indignity is that my coffee, Not the light brown I cherish When kissed by whole milk, Now muddled and muddied by skim milk, so named, Cause they skim off all the taste. Because they are fairies, With fluttering wings, Hasty retreat they beat, But I know where they hide. The next time it be for the morning meal, I will eat it in bed, far from their kitchen hiding places, And celebrate my heroics with original Frosted Flakes and milk, And extra sugar just for spite! The bedroom fairies, living under the pillow, Emerge to beg in iambic pentameter, Won't get nary a bite, Until they they return the poems they stole From my midnight dreams.
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Jun 1, 2013
Jun 1, 2013 at 12:08 PM UTC
The Breakfast Fairies (a humorous treatise)
The Breakfast Fairies (a humorous treatise) Summoned for to break the fast of sleep-and-dreams that can no longer last, As the clock to noon draws nigh, I happily paddle off to the cabinet Where the cereals that I CHOSE, Since I am now a grownup, faithfully await, calm and in repose. The refrigerator, in nearby proximity, sources a Stony-field yogurt,, A yogurt that I CHOSE, light and sweet with processed fruit, due to the miracle of Aspartame. Distracted, back to the kitchen for Some multi-grain slices to hail and toast, Which I prefer dry (no butter) and ready for anointing with oils of Strawberry jelly. To the table return ready to sound The horn of plenty, When I see the **** Breakfast Fairies have struck yet again! Cousins first to those that reside in nearby dishwasher* The nefarious fairies guard my health tho nobody asked them too! My Crispix, with its malty sweetness, And the ***** aftertaste of sprayed-on "enriched vitamins," has been smothered neath layers of Granola, with cranberries and nuts, Contaminated with a hint of cinnamon. My processed yogurt, vanished, without a trace, replaced by their bacterial cousins from Thrace, which is in Greece, who, tho white, taste like plain yogurt sourpusses, Even when littered with blueberries, Nothing can replace the taste of my Artificial Sweetener! Dry toast has been sheeted and shined neath A tribute of fattening butter, rationalized by a commonality, "Everything is better with butter..." The last indignity is that my coffee, Not the light brown I cherish When kissed by whole milk, Now muddled and muddied by skim milk, so named, Cause they skim off all the taste. Because they are fairies, With fluttering wings, Hasty retreat they beat, But I know where they hide. The next time it be for the morning meal, I will eat it in bed, far from their kitchen hiding places, And celebrate my heroics with original Frosted Flakes and milk, And extra sugar just for spite! The bedroom fairies, living under the pillow, Emerge to beg in iambic pentameter, Won't get nary a bite, Until they they return the poems they stole From my midnight dreams.
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End, The True Tip of my Tongue, (Enchanted Bronchial Tree), holding out the Cavern of Soft Sultry Silhouettes that hug the walls. Clinging to their influence able nature, tendency to allow pink purity to fall to the black blistering blasphemy of dirty-watered bongs. Inhaling the Damnation of god And Magic Meal of Those residing in Gehenna, Limbo, And those scouring the pearly whites of heaven for their 72 ****** ***** Calls. The desperate stench Of religion crawling down my needy trachea to attach its sticky suction cup sermons, trying to trick My larynx into Hallelujah’s And Hail Mary’s. Hoping repetition will etch it into our subconscious like a gravestone set in stone. So repent, saunter back into your pen little sheep. False Anarchic Prophet, Pretend Goat. Throw your brain back into the box, The Individuality Dishwasher, They built for your mind from the Start.
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Nov 26, 2012
Nov 26, 2012 at 3:19 AM UTC
End/Start
Of ***** roasting pans and racks and island fog! *if you love me, then you know poems wright themselves when standing, driving, bus riding, ********** and especially when doing manly battle, ******* ***** dishwashing midst island fog a passing remark goes noticed and summoned to a Friday night feast, roasted fowl, wild rice with golden raisins and mushrooms, English spring peas, was it a Montrachet? for dessert the washing up is obligation mine, a traditional desertion, separation of church and state, her cooking a church  in which I worship, she states eloquently: “Unto Caesaria , Render Her the cleanup” this is hand to hand combat, no dishwasher mechanical can scrub like the human hand, and with body english, water hot, but no gloves employed for this is ***** man’s work, not for sissies, cleaning roasting pans and roasting racks that are at least twenty years burnt and crusted with a blackened finish, residue of other lovers and dinners P.N. (pre-nat) array three kinds of sponges and some human & metallic ***** no one asking which came first, the scrubbing away of life feasting residues, or the poem writing that comes with pre & postscript sleepiness when I say the dark stains and the grease buildup are flavor enhancers, am beknighted with starry stares of “how stupid do you think I am?” and sadly return to the Battle of Agincourt, the one the American lost….* but they do source poems that flavor life 2020
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Jul 17, 2021
Jul 17, 2021 at 11:54 AM UTC
of ***** roasting pans and racks and island fog
I love the quick ***** of china cutlery when I close the plastic dishwasher And the comforting sizzle of the butter, which sun bursts in the pan, as you are frying our dinner. I love the way you say 'Nah' and the way my heart's pace  Increases at your sight. I love the way the steamy light makes shapes and shadows on your face as we lie together on grass. I love the slam of the front door after a rain day and the lock of our eyes in the hall way. I love mundane high croak  of the curtains when I peal them back as if I am  opening my eyes  for the first time.  Opening to see you; China cutlery,  butter, my steamy light,  and rain.
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Apr 18, 2014
Apr 18, 2014 at 2:55 AM UTC
I love
The phone rings: It doesn't work anymore. Diazepam, Red wine, 6:30am, hip replacement, Plunger, television, boxes of photos, carslberg, peroni, The flush is broken on the toilet. I've sat for 15 minutes. Examination, xbox, unemployment, skunk, Washing machine, dishwasher, dryer. It's raining, Old towel and bucket under the hole in the roof Cat food, cod liver oil, mould, 8:45pm, 3pm, appointments, 12pm. Laptop, silence, phone calls, Toilet, bucket, bleach, Oven cleaner, kitchen roll, dirt, carpet, Television, Hoover,
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Jan 28, 2014
Jan 28, 2014 at 8:35 AM UTC
Tourniquet
Coffee in hand Bob observes from Behind self imposed bamboo roller shades Sun launch’s everyone’s day Road, runway, path, sailboats just out of reach Too hot, cold, dark, bright, wet, dry Need to eat something Breakfast most important meal of the day Nothing to wear Need a haircut already Sink so ***** what if someone saw Run dishwasher or wash by hand How did the fan get ***** again Gas $3.09 a gallon What if there is a break in Tomorrow will be Better Just know it Will STOP Turn Around That’s what Friends Do
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Feb 2, 2011
Feb 2, 2011 at 3:37 AM UTC
Bamboo Roller Shades
A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men early up, haunted-stoked~woked by a multilingual sky, an impish childish creation of an immature god, inconsistently incapable, of making up his moody mind, whiny then smiley, cloudless besotted, morphed into crystalline blue of a well behaved in Sunday best, warming the souls of the begotten and the misbegotten, the hardened and the poetic souls, tho he laughs at himself, for he too is both, curmudgeon and a mr. softee, whiny child in rapid aging body, wearing of discovery of new places for to ache, pains that don’t fit med scales of 1~10, unless it is the Richter Earthquake formulation. despite all, his eyeballs seethe, immaculate degeneration still allows the seeing of broad brush paint strokes of the team of angelic artistes that do the detailing of the palette above, how! they, love their big bold brushes that sky swipe atmospheric residue into 31 Baskin Robbins flavors, with swirls of caramel chocolate butterscotch that make the man’s complaints whisked into who-cares-a-damn anyway ice creamery reverie and all that other stuff disbarred from the aborning morning clarity of “good morning ole man, where’s my coffee” diurnal tuning that the women hums, reminding those in the earshot crowd of one, that s’mores and chores, tasks and at lasts, dogs need walking, gardens watering, cushions  plumping, evening dishes moving from dishwasher onto wallpaper-covered shelves, geese-away-chasing, and loving poetry by a poetoftheway scribbling… 8:01 AM Frieday, Jun 30
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Jun 30, 2023
Jun 30, 2023 at 8:32 AM UTC
A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men
A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men early up, haunted-stoked~woked by a multilingual sky, an impish childish creation of an immature god, inconsistently incapable, of making up his moody mind, whiny then smiley, cloudless besotted, morphed into crystalline blue of a well behaved in Sunday best, warming the souls of the begotten and the misbegotten, the hardened and the poetic souls, tho he laughs at himself, for he too is both, curmudgeon and a mr. softee, whiny child in rapid aging body, wearing of discovery of new places for to ache, pains that don’t fit med scales of 1~10, unless it is the Richter Earthquake formulation. despite all, his eyeballs seethe, immaculate degeneration still allows the seeing of broad brush paint strokes of the team of angelic artistes that do the detailing of the palette above, how! they, love their big bold brushes that sky swipe atmospheric residue into 31 Baskin Robbins flavors, with swirls of caramel chocolate butterscotch that make the man’s complaints whisked into who-cares-a-damn anyway ice creamery reverie and all that other stuff disbarred from the aborning morning clarity of “good morning ole man, where’s my coffee” diurnal tuning that the women hums, reminding those in the earshot crowd of one, that s’mores and chores, tasks and at lasts, dogs need walking, gardens watering, cushions  plumping, evening dishes moving from dishwasher onto wallpaper-covered shelves, geese-away-chasing, and loving poetry by a poetoftheway scribbling… 8:01 AM Frieday, Jun 30
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I never come here, you understand, I'm of a higher social class, But my washer dryer has broken down And has left me without a single gown. My dishwasher works fine and my wine rack is full, But still, expensive washer dryers can breakdown And make a lady frown. I've got someone coming to fix it (We have our washer dryer insured), I should really get a new one but it's been really rather good... It's always washed away the stains of fancy food. Fellow launderer please understand - as you look rather tough - I won't judge you if you don't judge, So let us wash our clothes in unspoken harmony And make my inconvenience as unawkward as it can be. But to my shame my snobbish mind assumes the worst; That every rushing washer Is thrusting clothes into the machines hurriedly, Because they've all been on a killing spree. Now the drying is almost done, I can leave you with your dreary woes of working life and sleepless nights, And go right home to dispose of that gun.
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 10:24 AM UTC
A Lady In The Launderette
Going Off To War (a/k/a Washing The Dishes) When its time to wash the dishes, I make proper preparations for this serious business, I strip down to my skivvies (shorts, in a prior generation) Cause there will plenty blood and gore afore too long Soap and water flying about, the ceilings and the walls, Not to mention big, big puddles on the floor. Multi-colored sponges of sizes varied, Some Brillo-sided, like extra armor on a tank, By Dawn's early light, turn the clear water Into a heaving, breathing soapy concoction. Woebegone and woe betide, dried and sticky maple syrup, You are no match for super-strength orange dishwashing solution, Of the Greeks did praise, a single dollop packs a mighty wallop! Ain't afraid of any stain, decomposing, half chewed, culinary rejection. Don't even bother with rubber gloves, cause that's for sissies. The dirtier the better, cause I love the sounds of All out war, the rushing water, the futile screams of Grease departing this world, down the rabbit hole, My gleaming, victorious sinking of the enemy shipping You think I am the first to celebrate in verse This storied fight of right over dirt? Recall please this famed couplet, for now be known its true inspiration! "Oh, say can you see by the Dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?" Though Men Like to Load the Dishwasher (You Didn't Know?) Is another poem of a similar ilk, when technology is unavailable, It is fact verifiable and unassailable, That if you give a man some room and some privacy, Ignore the shouts and war cries from the kitchen emanating, Male aggression can best be expiated, When playing war games in the kitchen, a live action movie, A video game that never grows tiresome, And violence is necessary, for the enemy's complete annihilation. Thank you my dear, no medal need be awarded, Scored this poem as my just reward.
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May 26, 2013
May 26, 2013 at 12:23 PM UTC
Men Going Off To War (a/k/a Washing The Dishes)
Going Off To War (a/k/a Washing The Dishes) When its time to wash the dishes, I make proper preparations for this serious business, I strip down to my skivvies (shorts, in a prior generation) Cause there will plenty blood and gore afore too long Soap and water flying about, the ceilings and the walls, Not to mention big, big puddles on the floor. Multi-colored sponges of sizes varied, Some Brillo-sided, like extra armor on a tank, By Dawn's early light, turn the clear water Into a heaving, breathing soapy concoction. Woebegone and woe betide, dried and sticky maple syrup, You are no match for super-strength orange dishwashing solution, Of the Greeks did praise, a single dollop packs a mighty wallop! Ain't afraid of any stain, decomposing, half chewed, culinary rejection. Don't even bother with rubber gloves, cause that's for sissies. The dirtier the better, cause I love the sounds of All out war, the rushing water, the futile screams of Grease departing this world, down the rabbit hole, My gleaming, victorious sinking of the enemy shipping You think I am the first to celebrate in verse This storied fight of right over dirt? Recall please this famed couplet, for now be known its true inspiration! "Oh, say can you see by the Dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?" Though Men Like to Load the Dishwasher (You Didn't Know?) Is another poem of a similar ilk, when technology is unavailable, It is fact verifiable and unassailable, That if you give a man some room and some privacy, Ignore the shouts and war cries from the kitchen emanating, Male aggression can best be expiated, When playing war games in the kitchen, a live action movie, A video game that never grows tiresome, And violence is necessary, for the enemy's complete annihilation. Thank you my dear, no medal need be awarded, Scored this poem as my just reward.
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A bill becomes a law through a process not unlike wet clay curing in the sun, seasonal labor filling the fields in springtime, a drop of sweat absorbed thirstily into a towel, a stain spreading across a tablecloth. A bill becomes a law eventually, but often, not in time. A bill often fails on the floor, as do some people, as does, just as often, the attempt to revive them. The attempt looks an awful lot like a senator's face, energetic and gray and doomed and looking for any advantage when the needed advantage is in the ether and still immaterial until the tenth of February. I notice the bumper stickers, and I've deputized a Google Alert to tell me that the popular mass is wakening. I can also tell when it yawns, or prods a rib for a pain that wasn't there yesterday. I can tell when the popular mass has slept funny. I can tell when it would rather not wake up at all but the light is streaming in through the window and the house is full of the sound of the dishwasher. Pain on both sides, in both ribs, ignored because sometimes it just happens - pain, that is - and is a part of getting older, like how you can't put peppers in your chili anymore now that they don't grow on this side of the planet, and there's nobody left to tend them. I would like somebody to tend me, too, but the law that sanctions that workforce is still in committee, and mired in a dispute about who deserves love. This one goes out to all of those lying on their kitchen floor once everyone is out of the house, lifting their legs and placing them on the countertop, listening to their heart ticking and trying to discover if it reaches everywhere, if they can hear it in their ankles. This one goes out to their savings accounts and their kneecaps. Here's hoping they make it.
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Aug 25, 2018
Aug 25, 2018 at 4:08 PM UTC
A Poem For Those Who Die Before a Bill Becomes a Law
A bill becomes a law through a process not unlike wet clay curing in the sun, seasonal labor filling the fields in springtime, a drop of sweat absorbed thirstily into a towel, a stain spreading across a tablecloth. A bill becomes a law eventually, but often, not in time. A bill often fails on the floor, as do some people, as does, just as often, the attempt to revive them. The attempt looks an awful lot like a senator's face, energetic and gray and doomed and looking for any advantage when the needed advantage is in the ether and still immaterial until the tenth of February. I notice the bumper stickers, and I've deputized a Google Alert to tell me that the popular mass is wakening. I can also tell when it yawns, or prods a rib for a pain that wasn't there yesterday. I can tell when the popular mass has slept funny. I can tell when it would rather not wake up at all but the light is streaming in through the window and the house is full of the sound of the dishwasher. Pain on both sides, in both ribs, ignored because sometimes it just happens - pain, that is - and is a part of getting older, like how you can't put peppers in your chili anymore now that they don't grow on this side of the planet, and there's nobody left to tend them. I would like somebody to tend me, too, but the law that sanctions that workforce is still in committee, and mired in a dispute about who deserves love. This one goes out to all of those lying on their kitchen floor once everyone is out of the house, lifting their legs and placing them on the countertop, listening to their heart ticking and trying to discover if it reaches everywhere, if they can hear it in their ankles. This one goes out to their savings accounts and their kneecaps. Here's hoping they make it.
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There is no shame, in moving back with your parents. To them you still smell of diapers and the time you puked jelly beans all over the back of the car after you tilt-a-whirled your “I’m a big girl” attitude into giggles. Around them you still clumsily tip over you own puberty when they ask you to clean your room. You’re still in college. And that diploma on your wall is still less of an accomplishment, than when you suddenly discovered your thumbs. So, how do you cope with the baby talk condescension scribbled over directions to empty a dishwasher properly? 1) Realize this is just temporary. You have till you’re at least 40 to fix this. 2) Clean your room of all the embarrassing childish evidence (i.e. N’Synch Posters, Pokemon Cards, Ect) . When CSI comes in they will just assume you were visiting. 3) Take long, long walks far, far away from your residence. Preferably the woods, so you may not run into any high school nemeses. 4) Pray you can get laid by someone, your age. Preferably someone you have not had any prepubescent encounters with already. 5) Eat all the free food you can. With theses steps you can safely avoid pulling out your own fingernails with the self-loathing hiding under your bed. Do not let it fill your Pog champion hands with delusions that you have failed to tie your own shoes, let alone pay your own taxes or get married. Might as well give up those big girl pants and open lid cups and go back to Sesame Street and ******** in your own pants. This… Is only temporary. You must say. A temporary walk through the woods. Praying to lay down relax, and enjoy the air you are still eating. This is only temporary.
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Jan 21, 2013
Jan 21, 2013 at 11:14 PM UTC
5 ways To Cope After Failing As An Adult
There is no shame, in moving back with your parents. To them you still smell of diapers and the time you puked jelly beans all over the back of the car after you tilt-a-whirled your “I’m a big girl” attitude into giggles. Around them you still clumsily tip over you own puberty when they ask you to clean your room. You’re still in college. And that diploma on your wall is still less of an accomplishment, than when you suddenly discovered your thumbs. So, how do you cope with the baby talk condescension scribbled over directions to empty a dishwasher properly? 1) Realize this is just temporary. You have till you’re at least 40 to fix this. 2) Clean your room of all the embarrassing childish evidence (i.e. N’Synch Posters, Pokemon Cards, Ect) . When CSI comes in they will just assume you were visiting. 3) Take long, long walks far, far away from your residence. Preferably the woods, so you may not run into any high school nemeses. 4) Pray you can get laid by someone, your age. Preferably someone you have not had any prepubescent encounters with already. 5) Eat all the free food you can. With theses steps you can safely avoid pulling out your own fingernails with the self-loathing hiding under your bed. Do not let it fill your Pog champion hands with delusions that you have failed to tie your own shoes, let alone pay your own taxes or get married. Might as well give up those big girl pants and open lid cups and go back to Sesame Street and ******** in your own pants. This… Is only temporary. You must say. A temporary walk through the woods. Praying to lay down relax, and enjoy the air you are still eating. This is only temporary.
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