I never come here, you understand, I'm of a higher social class, But my washer dryer has broken down And has left me without a single gown.
My dishwasher works fine and my wine rack is full, But still, expensive washer dryers can breakdown And make a lady frown.
I've got someone coming to fix it (We have our washer dryer insured), I should really get a new one but it's been really rather good... It's always washed away the stains of fancy food.
Fellow launderer please understand - as you look rather tough - I won't judge you if you don't judge, So let us wash our clothes in unspoken harmony And make my inconvenience as unawkward as it can be.
But to my shame my snobbish mind assumes the worst; That every rushing washer Is thrusting clothes into the machines hurriedly, Because they've all been on a killing spree.
Now the drying is almost done, I can leave you with your dreary woes of working life and sleepless nights, And go right home to dispose of that gun.