IF ONLY If only my fridge spoke It would tell me to go away. Put the pie back on the shelf And eat it another day. If only my oven spoke It would tell me to keep it clean I try but it gets messy again That is not me being mean. If only my dishwasher spoke It would tell me it has had enough Fed up with ***** pots and pans Fed up with being treated rough. If only I were superwoman I could get these jobs done What I need is a superman Wonder if h will ever come?