Save paper.



Don't do homework.

Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary.

It's scary when it

disappears.

I'm having a horribly

busy day

converting

oxygen

into

carbon dioxide.

If evolution really works,

then why do mothers only have


two hands?

But if you laugh enough,
they will blend in with your laugh lines
and get lost.

I'm not the kind to give on up,
though often I may feel like it

I'm not the kind to let you down,
my hand will always be here.

I'm not the kind to hold a grudge forever,
no matter what you've done to me.

I'm not the kind to stray away from you,
I will always be near.

I'm not the kind to treat you bad,
even after what you've done to me.

I'm not the kind who doesn't care,
I will always worry.

I'm not the kind to bring you down,
I will always pull you up.

I'm the kind to try to do the best to you,
even if you have not done the same for me.