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The Trumpoet Mar 2017
Did you support that Donald Trump in his campaign last year?
Why didn't all his hatefulness fill you with dread and fear?
Did you believe his B.S. or did you hate Hillary
so much that you preferred a **** who likes to grab pu--y?

At some point did you realize the truth he cannot tell,
when he fibbed about inaugural crowds and voter fraud as well?
When he misled you on healthcare, did you finally agree
that lying just like breathing; both come to him naturally?

And what about his henchmen, tangled up with Russian ties
to the Kremlin and the oligarchs, in cahoots with Putin's spies?
When Trump heaped praise on Vladimir, were you just too blind to see,
or did you hope that your leader would be Comrade Trumpsky?

Oh how could this have happened? What an awful, global mess!
A big buffoon's in power, do you finally confess?
Did your vote help to elect him? To the Whitehouse was he sent
because in a fit of madness, you said "Trump for President"?!

'cause in a fit of madness, you said TRUMP-FOR-PRESIDENT?!
This poem can also be sung to the tune of "The Hoedown Song", which was a common feature on Drew Carey's former improvisation show, "Whose Line is it Anyway?". You can see and hear this poem performed with the music on YouTube at https://youtu.be/TcBx_DKkiyo.

To see a variety of "trumpoems", take a look at www.trumpoet.com.
A hippodrome as smoke adjourn
those can wrap Havanas blunt
while Manila fish for sordino
they reek of harvest yet exhume Moro
then San Mateo shall not a maraschino bane
whether they've sought bastion in Italy then
once their hopes shall keep ships ahoy
and Sabatini sing San Marino here
that sandcastle star await his lover in
"The Sea Hawk" a fine costume whence sail
those Antilles with a conquistador as buttress
in this play they call Those Philippines alas meet
El Duarte in a duet with his song set aflame with
great sleeves in such kleptocracy worldwide again.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
TROUSERS ARE TROUSERS  A
SHIRT IS A SHIRT WHAT
IS IN A TIE JUST ASK PRESIDENT TRUMP
AS YOU SEE HIM CASUALLY WALKING  BY


RED TIE YELLOW TIE
BLACK TIE BLUE
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS BLUE TIES
WHAT DO THEY MEAN TO YOU
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS WEARING BLUE TIES AT PRESENT WHAT DOSE IT MEAN. THIS IS NUMBER 57 IN MY " TRUMP CHRONICLES" TO BE RELEASED SOON
Michael Ryan Mar 2017
Fantasy:
Imagination,
Magic,
Illusion,
Fraud.

These are the parlor tricks that
our mighty government
has sunken too
instead of creative linguistics.

Or a tapestry of  rhetorical philosophy
that is meant to persuade us
into their petition of ideology--
to understand their foundation for society
for how we live and prosper
as a nation united.

Instead we are beaten over the head
with misdirection and red-herrings
they willingly and happily use
slight of hand
so the people watching
can be mislead,
instead of asking tough questions.

They are sawing the news media in half
to delude you of their credibility
and showing you
compartments full of reflective mirrors
to hide the true emptiness
that lurks behind their lies.
Horrible things going on and no eyes watching over.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMPS SPEECH TO CONGRESS
IS POWERFUL STRONG AND TRUE
PUTTING AMERICA FIRST WITH
STRENGTH AND CONVICTION RENEWED


HE FINALLY HAS A PRESIDENTS STRENGTH
AND SPEAKING FROM THE HEART
PUTTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FIRST
THE NEW AMERICA WILL NOW START


HE DELIVERED A SPEECH GOOD FOR AMERICA
AND FOR THE WORLD NATIONS TO
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMPS VISION
IS MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU
IT WAS INCREDIBLE TO SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVER A SPEECH FROM HIS HEART THE PRESIDENT IS IN THE HOUSE. THIS POEM IS JUST MY THOUGHTS ON WHAT I WATCHED.
MARK RIORDAN Feb 2017
THE TRUMP CHRONICLES WILL BE
A VERY BEST SELLER FOR SURE
50 POEMS ON THE RISE OF TRUMP
CONTROVERSY INTRIGUE AND MORE


THE AMERICAN PRESS WILL BE OVERWHELMED
ON AN AUSSIES POETS VIEW
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE MAY NOT AGREE
THE BOOK WILL NEED A REVIEW


BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE
THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
AND PUT US ON A DIFFERENT TRACK

SO LETS HOPE AMERICA WILL STAY FOCUSED
AND PREVENT A WORLD ATTACK
THE TRUMP CHRONICLES IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND JUST A COLLECTION OF POEMS FROM A AUSTRALIAN POET LOOKING IN ON AMERICAN POLITICS.
MARK RIORDAN Feb 2017
DONALD TRUMP BANS THE PRESS
FROM ANY WHITE HOUSE NEWS
THIS IS AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION
FOR THE PRESS TOO EXPRESS THERE VIEWS



FOR 200 YEARS THE WASHINGTON PRESS
HAVE LET THE PUBLIC KNOW
A FACTUAL LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE
AND ALL THE POLITICIANS THAT ARE ON SHOW



SO NOW PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL NOT TELL
THE PRESS BUT ONLY DO HIS TWEETS
FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL ONLY KNOW
THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WONT EXCEPT DEFEAT
THE TRUMP CHRONICLES  IS A LOOK AT THE RISE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP FORM THE VIEW OF AN AUSTRALIAN POET IN VERSE. 50 ILLUSTRATED POEMS WOW A BOOK YOU MUST HAVE.
Our President,

Wants meatloaf;

Not liberation.

Life is too tragic
To be on the agenda of a

D   y    i   n g  
                            N  a  t  i  o  n

Enrich in the taste.

                                                 ©MH
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