Hairy Jerry played his songs
Through the years
And trips so long
Hairy Jerry grinned and bared
Loved and laughed
and sang and shared
The heads looked up
They felt he cared
They loved their Hairy Jerry Bear
Now all the lot kids,
******* in bulbs
All agree that Hairy Jerry
Was the best bulb *****-er of all.
How many dead heads does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to ***** in the bulb and ten to tell him Jerry could have done it better.
How many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let it burn out and then fallow it around the country for fifty hears.
How many lot kids does it take to change a light bulb?
You know light bulb?!
Why is it so hot at dead shows?
Because none of the fans work.
...Happy birthday Jerry...
~08/02/2021
