(Inspired by The Diary of Jane – with a cow-themed twist!)

[Verse 1]
Under the moonlight, the barn doors creak,
A whisper in the wind, hooves drag through the creek.
A tale untold, lost in the hay,
Mathilda’s fate... has faded away.

[Pre-Chorus]
She cried out loud, but no one came,
Left behind in a world of pain.
The milk has spilled, the past is gone,
But her story still lives on!

[Chorus]
So I’ll search forever in the dairy of Mathilda,
Through the echoes of the night, I can hear her call...
Will she find her way back to the old green pasture?
Or is she lost to time... once and for all?

[Verse 2]
The farmer swore, "She ran away!"
But in the shadows, she still strays.
A ghostly bell rings through the field,
A secret only the wind revealed.

[Bridge]
Is she free? Or just a tale?
A phantom lost beyond the pale?
Her story's locked in this old book,
If you dare, just take a look!

[Final Chorus]
So I’ll search forever in the dairy of Mathilda,
Through the echoes of the night, I can hear her call...
Will she find her way back to the old green pasture?
Or is she lost to time... once and for all?

[Outro]
Once and for all...
(Moooooooooo...)

Let's tell you a story,
Of art & of dance,
Not all that gory.

She was that dancer,
Not just an ordinary one,
A bar dancer in all her glory.

COVID-19 made it hard to work,
So, she started working online,
And began to twerk from home.

She was safe this way,
From the two viruses,
Both COVID and ***.

Plugged on to the revolution,
Clients were happy online,
And she made good money.