"ughh" poems
A leather chair
It's comfy
And the headrest actually fits!
The woman
A nurse of some sort
Explains **** near everything
"This does blaahhh
And that does bluhhhhh
And this other thing does
Blegghhhhh"
Thanks.
Let's just get it over with
Then in comes the dentist
Well
He's an oral surgeon
He tells me his name
And hooks up an IV
And in goes the anesthesia
BLACKNESS
A comfy chair
I must be coming to
But in the office?
Then I hear the cat
Ohhhhhh
I'm home
Ok
Cool.
What do you mean?
All I can eat is ice cream?
And mashed potatoes?
Ughh... I wish I was back asleep.
Aug 5, 2014
Aug 5, 2014 at 10:44 PM UTC
You make it seem as if you dont really want to see me
Even though it is your job to do this
What in the hell do you want me to do if Im a psychotic depressed teen
Im oh so sorry for needing you to do your job
Ughh
May 9, 2014
May 9, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC
I have precisely not one but two stalkers, two malaise menaces in my hands. Well, not quite literally.
Its all in my head, you see.
They pervade my robust, iron clad, sheer willpower.
Hmph, not really.
The two little rascals, attractive ones at that, present themselves during frenzied times of scattered notes, inked fingers with frustration crashing in the air.
Frustration grows ever-so-slightly when they efficaciously whisper to you, it will only be five minutes.
They leech time off my circadian clock, inevitably painting black under my eyes.
A pair of smooth-talking liars, the scourge of the Student Underworld.
Their flamboyant, beguiling gestures of distractions, alas, it is far too much even for
my
mind.
Even doctors cannot prescribe a medical concoction to rid me of these pests!
Beware these criminals!
They need to be obliterated, removed, pruned away from us, young innocent seedlings.
I introduce you to... ughh...
Mr & Mrs Procrastination.
Dec 1, 2013
Dec 1, 2013 at 5:37 PM UTC
My feelings and thoughts are running in constant loop
They're mixed up and messy like alphabet soup
and the noodles don't clearly spell out L-I-K-E
Just when I think my head's sorted out and right
The word "love" tries to invade in another bite
Ughh! What the hell is up with me?!
Here's a bit of food for thought:
Do I like you or do I not?
I want others to know you're romantically "mine"
but the problem is I'm not romance inclined..
See, things get confusing when platonic and romantic mash
So, irritated, I throw my bowl in the trash
Oct 24, 2017
Oct 24, 2017 at 2:14 PM UTC
ughh i miss you
these are the last words i messaged you
what i wanted to say was
i miss how you used to be
i meant to say
i miss how we were
i meant to say
i miss how much you used to care
i wanted to say
i miss the old you
because i do
but she's long gone
i miss her
Nov 18, 2020
Nov 18, 2020 at 1:27 PM UTC
Debilitating laughter
at the hands of a master
a ***** minded *******
who knows what he’s after
The ever subtle asker
he caresses and flatters
his clever patter shatters
cares that should matter.
Finally, we moved to extract her
the wobbling girl from Nebraska
from a drunken fraternal disaster
and the junior poised to shaft her
Uhh, sorry to interrupt
Anna, pick her up her stuff
We gotta go home *** get up
Hey bud, touch ME and you’re ******
*** you’ve had too much ***
when tomorrow comes
if you still want to slum
you can still bed the ***
We’re waiting for an Uber
Are you starting to sober?
No babe, you didn’t screw-up
Ughh, yep, she threw up.
Feb 2, 2022
Feb 2, 2022 at 5:03 AM UTC
they dont know what i know
the side i see
the dark side that creeps
that she spits
and the fleas
coming out of her mouth
a disgust
coming from her gust
why are you still in the shower
ughh
where's my glasses
i don't know
ughhh
what about me
what about me
ughhh
i gotta go
time to flee
Jun 12, 2013
Jun 12, 2013 at 2:18 AM UTC
Ughh...
Morning light
You tease me with your beauty
For I am not ready
This morning came too quick
My bed was so cozy
Inviting me to stay a little longer
Alas, I cannot!
I've got work to do!
Trying to build up
Enough momentum to go
Two cups of coffee down
Enticing my blood to flow
Alright, it's not so bad anymore
Bed
I shall return to you
Later tonight
And our reunion
Shall be such a delight
Aug 26, 2015
Aug 26, 2015 at 8:37 AM UTC
blade of grass, grouped like soldiers
makes a lawn, to battle weeds,
to battle floods, even makes a
walkway for slugs, ughh!
blade of grass infested by weeds,
that is what happens with foreign seed,
with a vicious wit, and an appetite,
will tower over the thin blade, day and night,
leaving the grass, starving for attention.
blade of grass grown taller,
hold to your lips, the reed
squeeler, whistle caller mirroring
the night sky for every blade of grass,
is there a star?
blade of grass with roots that hold,
grab the dirt, and won't let go,
sure some grass blades do fall,
yes some don't grow at all,
but if even one can hang on,
dance in the breeze, until it warms
grow so tall as to reach for the sun,
what is your problem, eh?
Mar 17, 2014
Mar 17, 2014 at 11:55 PM UTC
*I can't stop writing about you
Ughh its really annoying.
Because every time you pop into my mind
My whole mood changes.
I get soo angry.
Right now I'm angry writing this poem.
I know I should be wishing you happiness
And good fortune to come your way.
I should,
but i won't.
I know that's really selfish of me
But i don't care.
I want you to feel what i felt.
I want you feel what its like to be heartbroken.
I want you feel Whats like to feel empty.
I want you to feel so unhappy
That you cant make it throughout the day
Without breaking down.
I hope she makes you feel this way.*
May 21, 2015
May 21, 2015 at 3:55 AM UTC
ughH i hate
hatE feeling lonely
its like everything inside me is being
suuuuuuuuuuucked out.
and on top of that
my motivation has g o n e
d
o
w
n
the drain
so even normal tasks are a struggle :(
theselfpity
is at an allll time low
just seing others happy with their friends or just being active makes me feel jealous
i just want someone to embrace me and tell me ethery things okay
and i know im overacting but i cant help it;;;
Dec 5, 2020
Dec 5, 2020 at 5:06 AM UTC