briano alliance performing at two moons jupiter
hi dudes, here is our first song, titled i am not a hooligan i am yeah mate yeah kid
you see dudes, i don’t want to fight, i am not a cool kid to that
and i definatley ain’t a cool kid to dad
i know i had problems, but i know what i am
i am a yeah mate yeah kid, cause yeah mate yeah kids, don’t sit around like little cool kids do
like sitting there too shy to go home, i don’t do that, well, i did, but i was trying to be cool
but i am a yeah mate yeah kid, who doesn’t wanna fight, no ****** fear
i am never the type to say oh ****** dear
i get the itchy feeling because i used to be an adult
no mate no hooligan for me, and i am no geek, unless you talk about an internet geek
u am cool, i’m cool, the coolest dude i am cool, to a family person’s point of view
i don’t believe in talking tough to people i don’t **** people off, no dude
u want people to say to me, your still a family person, brian
instead of letting out a really old misery guts frown
you see i liked dad, he protected me, good, but he died, and i have to understand, he can’t protect me anymore
and dad was trying to protect me, even if to my mind he looked like a hooligan
i know dad wasn’t being a hooligan, he was a great big old fogie
and i don’t want to be a young dude, because i hate to fight
i don’t want to be a girl, cause, i hate cat fights and i never want to be treated like a koomarri man just to muck around with, yeah
and i hear my best mate saying, that he is a bigger boy than me
you see he is like little peter brady, but he doesn’t think so, but i cvan tell you one thing, i ain’t little peter brady, i am like sam marshall formerly from home and away
i don’t want to hear voices, when i speak the truth like that
you see, i liked how sam acted, and i don’t agree with that ya got to be tough to be a cool kid, crap
i think if you leave them alone, they will leave you alone
i like watching footy, and i played footy in my front yard
but i don’t like being treated like a hooligan, no that isn’t what i like at all, at ****** all
hi dudes, here is another song called kidnap brian and kidnap brendan, just a song
kidnap brian and kidnap brendad keep brian and brendan in their cages
we need to keep them both *******, keep them both *******
keep brian and brendan ******* gracefully, keep them both in their cages
help let me out of this cage, says brian and brendan in their cages
oh yeah mate yeah, keep them both ******* gracefully
you see, this tune really worried dad, and triggered off a lot of hooligan voices
you see, it gives someone coming into my house, putting a hand on my chest and up to my mouth
saying, your still a cool kid, briany
you see people stick their fingers up at me, saying, i am stupid, i don’t appreciate that, one little bit
i want to be treated like a cool adult, i am not a kid, no i think any adult who tries to be a kid is stupid
i am a cool adult, i am a cool adult, i am a cool adult, who sleeps on the couch, like a *****
everyone goes to bed, while i sleep on the couch
cause i am scared of fighting, it’s only natural ya know
people who go to bed are nerds, and i am no nerd, so leave me alone
you see my circle of life, is walk around, get grabbed and tied to poles, and being forced to be in horrifying situations, I HATE THAT
so kidnap brian and kidnap brendan, keep brian and brendan in their cages
hi dudes, my next song is if your happy and you know it, have a party
if your happy and you know it, have a party
if your happy and you know it have a party
if you are happy and you know it, and you will party every night yeah
if you are happy and you know it have a party
3 6 9 the goose drank wine
sam kinison chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
my dad choked after trying an artichoke
and everyone reincarnates whether they like it or not
you see slim dusty played duncan, ya see
saying my earth life is hayley from brattayley fame
dad said, come on slim do ya stuff
and smoke your cigarette getting it out in 1 big huff, like my son
3 6 9, the goose drank wine
sam kinison chewed tobacco up on cloud 9
my dad choked after trying an artichoke
come on dudes, if your happy and you know it, have a party
whether you are, have a party
if your happy and you know it, and want a way to show it
if your happy and know it, have a party
hi dudes, here is another song called duncan
i would love to have a methane with duncan
we love to have a methane with dunc
we drink in such a way, man
to improve the quality of our life
we drink in all the planets, and the atmosphere is great
i would love to have a methane with duncan
cause he is our mate
i would love to have a methane with patrick
yeah i love to drink methane with him
we drink in moderation, and improve the quality of our life
we drink in the planets oh yeah, where the atmosphere is great
i would love to have a methane with patrick cause he is a great mate
i want people to help me with wireless
yeah the methane is all over me then
yeah, ya see if people helped me, i will understand
why people aren’t listening to mr
i know i ain’t a hooligan, i hate being treated like that, not great
i want people to help me with wireless, dude
so, they can be a great mate
to be a great mate, oh yeah
i would love to have methane with anyone including my dad
you see to rid his old timer, i will tip the methane all ****** over poor old him
you see, the methane burns him right down, to betty, yeah that’s great
i would love to throw methane on my dad, yeah
cause he was a good mate
ok dudes, that is it, of spilling my guts and pouring bad stuff out of my brain, bobye, bob
