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WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
.
*I watched as she moved
toes to top, now slow this time
perched on heels sky high
  
~

alabaster skin
body to soul perfection
she smells like cookies
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
.
*foggy wet shroud
early morning haze lingers
crickets chirp with frogs

~

silver rain hangs thick
golden rays take holiday
dewdrops mix with tears

~

cherry blooms unfold
silver over petals pink
misty gray mystery

~

under foggy cloak
cherry blossoms remove doubt
mystery darkness glows

~

misty morning gray
silver over rose and thorn
diamond drops sparkle
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
.
Leap of faith
Object of affection
Vision of beauty
Eclipse of the heart

Lilly
Orchid
Violet
Edibble arrangement

Lusciously
Overflowing
Voluptuous
En­chantress

Lascivious
Osculatious
Virginous
Epicu­re

Lustful
Orgasmic
Veracious
Eruption

Lady­ Love
Obscene Love
Velvet Love
Erotic Love

*loving lovers loved lovingly lovable lovely love
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
above the clouds near thirty 'K'
a family of friends work hard and play

they're a team led by spirit and heart that's true
with 'luv' in their blood red, gold and canyon blue

together they soar noon and night each day
customer service, warmth and pride, that's their way

they come from Texas, up North and way out West
news travels fast when they hear you're the best

now try to remember the ones laid to rest
the likes of Braniff, Midway and America West

from PSA to ****** and even Value Jet
on-board with Southwest is the winning bet

the mission was written for all to share
I commit to it's spirit I promise and swear

thanks for your time and I would be very proud
to work with the team above the cloud
my poetic resume
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2014
TO PONDER POSSIBILITY
AND POSTULATE PROBABILITY
SOCIALLY SIMMERED SO SARCASTICALLY
TO SANCTIMONIOUS UNCERTAINTY

THEN RENDERING A RECIPE RANDOMLY
INTO IRRATIONAL IMPOSSIBILITY
MIXED TO THE MAXIMUM MALICIOUSLY
MORONIC MINDS OF MINIMUM MORALITY

ABANDONED ABRUPTLY WITHOUT ACCOUNTABILITY
FALSELY FIGURED AND FORGOTTEN  FUNDAMENTALLY
REPUGNANTLY REMEMBERED RESPONSIBILITY
HOPELESSLY HELPLESS HOMOLOGICALLY

WITHOUT SHAME OR SENSIBILITY
NO HONOR NOR HUMILITY
PRIDE OR PERSONALITY
ISSUE OR INTEGRITY

NO UNDERSTANDABILITY
READING RELUCTANTLY
WRITTEN WOEFULLY
SANE OR INSANITY
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
there once was a man from Rome
who's head was shinny like chrome
gave the world spiritual hope
was given the title of Pope
now he wears a hat like that of a gnome
Limerick
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
Once upon a time
            there were days, months and years
Once upon a time
           we would plan, dream and we had no fears
Once upon a time
           there were moments, evenings and late afternoons
Once upon a time
           we heard stories, sang songs and watched Saturday cartoons
Once upon a time
           there were decades, generations and changing seasons
Once upon a time
           we saved Sunday for church and we all knew the reason
Once upon a time
           we stood and pledged with a hand on heart
Once upon a time
           we were united together, we all did our part
Once upon a time
           we held liberty, freedom rich in red, white and blue
Once upon a time
           the world was a better place and you know these words are true
Once upon a time
           we almost lost our freedom land
Once upon a time
           hope, faith and courage became our stand
Once upon a time
           there were statesman, patriots, heroes and leaders
Once upon a time
           we voted out the haters, pretenders and political cheaters
Once upon a time
           is now, right now, we have so much to save
           stand and fight for OLD GLORY long may it wave
Once upon a time
God bless America
Once upon a time
AMERICAN TIME
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
we take sides to fight
politics and religion
pray or become prey

hate poisons the mind
arrogance is ignorance
divided we fall

American heads
roll in the name of Allah
Isis bleeds and burns

listening for drones
terrorists with umbrellas
desert storm rains fire

anger in the clouds
howling winds with lightning bolts
mushroom cloud of war

Al-Quida is dead
Bin Laden swims with fishes
Isis you’re next ka-Boom

the red white and blue
stars and stripes wave night and day
Isis to ashes

the torch of freedom
held high for all men to see
Lady Liberty

religion of hate
call to prayer is call of war
jihad must be stopped

with love in your heart
without a gun in your hand
Heaven smiles on Earth
all 5/7/5
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
.
*the honeysuckle nectar is gathered with a buzz
cactus flowers perform their sweet encore, just because

sandals tip toe in short skirts, so busy are the eyes
spilling ink are poets, minding minds of the wise

love is in the air breezing through limbs and leaves
newlyweds sniffing with mouths under dancing trees

spring has sprung and love is singing everywhere
while country clocks crawl and standing still is Time Square
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
.
*there once was a man who was a peeper
who spied on girls while they were asleeper
to Tom it was a jokey
'til he got thrown in the pokey
now Tom is a registered *** creeper
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
.
*there once was a girl from France
who danced on stage with no pants
she showed off her ****
but never her bush
and she left the crowd in a trance
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
ride my motorbike
sharing routes with semi trucks
balanced on two wheels
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
~
**Wesson gives a lessen with a .357
David slings rock
cop holsters a glauk
Lizzy Borden packs an axe
Mac he packs the knife
Billy battles with a club
Tommy's gun is a sub
Kelly's got one too
Bazooka Joe is  gum
Peter Gunn is not
Smokey has the right to "bear" arms
or did we just arm bears
don't let my gun become undone
never stifle my rifle
hear the whistle of my missle
think    next I'll bring the tank
after that what do you bet?  i'll come flying in a Jet
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
David slings a rock
Cop holsters a glock,  Lizzie Borden packs an axe
Mac he packs the knife, Billy battles with a club, Tommy’s gun is a sub
Kelly’s got 1 too, Bazooka Joe Is Gum, Peter Gun not, Colt 45 is not malt
Nor a horse, hand grenades, canons w/big *****, Doc Holiday had TB
Rock Hudson ***, James Dean crash his car,Hank Williams in his bar
Natalie Wood don’t float, Cain killed brother, Juliette poison her lover,
Whitey Bulger, he  killed and got paid,  deadman walking  gets to eat
Rodney King he got beat, got beat Mama Cass Elliott choked on ham
58,000 gone in Nam, 4 dead in Ohio, Kamikazes fall 1941, again 2001
Iraqi leader w/ a rope, John Belushi too much dope, C. Manson is alive
Michael Jackson isn’t,  Saturday night special is very ordinary
Fast and furious is the crime, **** Clark just his time
Pirate victims walk the plank, THINK,
Next I’ll come rolling up in a tank
Hear the whistle of my missile
***** Harry had the biggest
The  Derringer  is  small
Smokey Bear forest fire
Greek funeral is a pyre
Too many  +’s or  -’s
Is electrical surges
Woman and child
sing the dirges
Walking dead
Are  zombies
Fat man and
Little Boy
Are atom
Bombies
as for me
in a blaze
of glory
BOOM
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
~
*kindness needs not financial endowment
nor does it require intelligence  
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
~
*I missed your birthday that was last year
what got in the way was more than a tear

even though we have been far apart
now is the time to make a new start

I long for your touch and dream of your smile
and to share your days for a very long while

I guess we can go day by day
I hope you're feeling in the same way

My love for you I carry still
I offer my heart do what you will
WARNER BAXTER May 2014
(Intro)
I'll remember you, You'll remember me

life is like grains of sand, falling down from your hand
rolling on toe to tide, like an endless wave on an endless ride
the last thing you want is sympathy, gotta live your life, just have 'em let you be
you tried so hard, you tried so much, you can't please another if you're out of touch


(chorus)
black sheep will shine black sheep you're fine
black sheep will shine black sheep you're mine



remember what your father said, it really stuck in your head
you'll never be nobody's fool, gonna live your life by your rule
you got the money, you got the fame but you're walking that tight rope, barely sane
Time takes a back seat to no man, gotta stick with your life, shift in your plan

black sheep will shine black sheep you're fine
black sheep will shine black sheep you're mine

(repeat chorus)

life is like grains of sand falling down from your hand
Slowing down before you slide, now pick up your speed, shift into glide
you got the money you got the fame you got your name, so you better take aim
you tried too hard, you tried too much you can't please another if you're out to lunch

black sheep will shine black sheep you're fine
black sheep will shine black sheep you're mine

(repeat chorus x2)

(outro)
you'll remember me



written by
Warner Baxter and Take Cover
One Knight Stand Productions
all rights reserved
WARNER BAXTER May 2014
(slow blues tempo)
There’s a ring of fire baby
And it’s burning ‘round my heart
Don’t you know it drives me crazy
I don’t know just where I’ll start


I had a million lovers
I could never find my style
Pretty soon they will discover
What it takes to make me smile

(chorus up tempo)
I was blinded, blinded by love babe
I was blinded by love
I was blinded, blinded by love babe
Blinded, blinded by love babe


There’s a ring of fire baby
And it’s burning ‘round my heart
Don’t you know things get hazy
Am I just to blind to start


(up tempo change)
Well I tried much too much
To keep your heart right in my clutch
I aint laughin’ ‘cause it aint funny
I cry ‘cause I miss ya honey
Life goes around like a merry-go-round
I could send you back to lost and found

(chorus x2)

Written by
Warner Baxter and Take Cover
One Knight Stand Productions
All rights reserved
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
~
BORN TO LOVE MUSIC
PLAYED ALL HIS LIFE
TOOK ON A PARTNER CALLED HER HIS WIFE
CAN'T STOP NOW GOTTA
ROCK 'N ROLL


SHE'S ALL ALONE AT NIGHT
SHE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
THE MEANING OF A ROCK 'N ROLL BAND
CAN'T STOP NOW GOTTA
ROCK 'N ROLL


(chorus)
HE'S A ROCKER
CAN'T STOP NOW HE'S A ROCKER
OO,  OOO,  OO, HE'S A ROCKER



IT'S IN HIS BLOOD
JUST CAN'T HIDE
HE NEEDS THAT LADY BY HIS SIDE
CAN'T STOP NOW GOTTA
ROCK 'N ROLL



(chorus)
HE'S A ROCKER
CAN'T STOP NOW HE'S A ROCKER
OO, OOO, OO, HE'S A ROCKER



LIVIN' IN HIS DREAMS
DYING IN HIS HEART
TIE TOGETHER WORLDS FAR APART
CAN'T STOP NOW GOTTA
ROCK 'N ROLL



(chorus)
HE'S A ROCKER
CAN'T STOP NOW HE'S A ROCKER
OO, OOO, OO, HE'S A ROCKER



TAKE THE FUTURE
CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST
BOTH LOVES THEY MUST LAST
CAN'T STOP NOW GOTTA
ROCK 'N ROLL



(chorus x2)

CAN'T STOP NOW
CAN'T STOP NOW




written by
Warner Baxter
One Knight Stand Productions
Under A Tangerine Sky Entertainment
Phoenix Arizona 2010
all rights reserved
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
(Her)
staring up at the darkened sky
stars come out lighting it up so bright
who knew I'd be standing here alone
after all we had, now you're gone
you took my heart when you fled
now I'm broken and empty you left me in shreds
why did you choose to go
guess that's the answer I'll never know

(Him)
staring up at your darkened eye
scars come out cutting it up so tight
who knew I'd be standing here alone
after all went bad, now you've won
you tore me apart with words you said
now I'm broken and empty you left me for dead
why did you choose to go
guess that's the answer We'll never know

Chorus

(Duet) our love will last longer, together we're stronger
we can turn back the time and change the past
(Her)  can we turn back the time
(Him)  can we turn back the time
(Her)  can we turn back the time
(Him)  can we turn back the time


(Her)  staring out at the sparkling sky
stars come out to our hearts delight
(Duet)  who knew we'd be standing together
we have a love that lasts forever
(Him)  you fill me up with love in my heart
your hand in mine never far apart
(Duet)  that's why I chose you
love is the answer we'll always know

Chorus X2

(Her)  can we turn back the time
(Him)  can we turn back the time
(Her)  can we turn back the time
(Him)  can we turn back the time
(Duet)  can we turn back the time

repeat



written by
Warner Baxter and Elizabeth McBride
One Knight Stand Productions
all rights reserved
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
.
A man has a wolf, a goat and a head of cabbage. While traveling, the group comes to a river's edge. The river is wide with a swift current.
The man obtains a very small boat/raft, floating thing. So small in fact he can only take one of the three at one time. Here is the problem. If he takes the cabbage, the wolf would surely eat the goat. But if he takes the wolf, the goat would surely eat the head of cabbage. How can he get himself, the wolf, the goat and the head of cabbage all safely across the river to the other side?

Take a moment and try to figure it out  then read my little story to help you along. Have fun and I'll see you on the other side of the river.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~­~~~~

There once was a man from Afghanistan
with his wolf, some cabbage and goat
set forth to cross the desert remote
they trudged for days on end, maybe as long as a week
whew!! the smell of that cabbage **** did it wreak
over dunes and hills to a mountain's ledge
which lead them down to the river's edge.

Now the wolf was a master over hill and dale
but crossing the river, he would surely fail
with cabbage as baggage and a goat that won't float
he knew in an instant, he needed a boat.
He stammered, and scratched and pondered awhile
he couldn't decipher how they could all cross The Nile

He grabbed a few pieces of floating wood
and lashed them together a tight as he could
He stared at his float, then peered the wolf,
back to the float then to the goat, Hum,
with cabbage, wolf and goat to tote
he prayed to his God, I need a small boat
Then all of sudden sand blew in his eye
and a rumbling voice came out of the sky

F- E- R- R- Y

Now everyone knows that wolf eats goat
and a goat will eat anything especially cabbage
But did you know that nothing rhymes
with cabbage and wolf, except
for wolf and cabbage blah blah blhababage.

So there my friends the problem is solved
if you are able to postulate.
Just carefully follow these simple steps
one, through six, seven and eight.



1. take the goat over  2. come back get cabbage  3. take cabbage over  4. bring goat back
5. leave goat  6. take the wolf over  7. come back, get goat  8. take goat over again
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
The Jamaica Jewel's sails are full with skull & bones on high mast,
canons thunder, I pillage & plunder with a trim keel my ship is fast.
My boots and vest are leather black with sword & buckles of gold,
when sunlight reflects, landlubber's quake & their blood runs cold.
I always dress in black except from my hat a plume of vermillion,
A pirate's chest full of treasure and pieces of eight by the million.

Just the sound of my name sends shivers to timbers of all,
I am Capitan Blood Head, on mermaid lips and ports-o-call.
On sand & beach Capitan Blood Head wanted alive or dead,
where rivers become waterfalls posters for bounty is what's read.
So the legend lives on, from Key Largo, San Juan & St. Kitts Cay,
from Trinidad and Tobago to Saint John and Montego Bay.

Don't you dare cross Capitan Blood Head and his Scallywags,
and don't even think about The Capitan's favorite Sea Hags,
or walk the plank to Davy Jones' locker you sank. AGRRR!!!
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
.
*pirates on the sea
Capitan Morgan, life, love, loot
a bottle of ***
Sir Henry Morgan, son of Sir Francis Drake and the most successful pirate in world history.  In 1674 he was knighted by the Welch Navy, given a crew and command of the ship Oxford. He set sail and never returned, sailing southward toward the Caribbean Islands. Within just days he attacked and captured the French Navel Ship "Cour Valant" and changed it's name to the "Satisfaction". Upon approaching an island he fancied, he attacked and captured the only ship in the harbor at Lawrence Field Jamaica, giving him 3 ships before ever stepping on dry land. He then declared himself Governor of Jamaica. During his career as a pirate would command 10 ships and vast amounts of wealth. He was loved by all men and hated by every country.  Then one day he sailed into the sunset and was never seen again.
Life, Love and Loot
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
10236 Charing Cross Road
Holmby Hills, CA. 90077



To go where young rabbits frolic and dance
Would be a sweet treat if I had the chance

To swim in the water where famous cottontails get wet
Where champagne bubbles are spilled by the elite jet set

Maybe I might win a million dollar lotto
That could be my ticket to enter the grotto

Past muscle bound bouncers, inside velvet ropes and stanchions
To ogle, google and spill my own bubbles at The ******* Mansion

To escape normality and alter reality before I grow old
Playing with Playmates and Bunnies and this months Centerfold

10236 Charing Cross Road, Holmby Hills CA. 90077
Without a doubt this is the address of Heaven




Thank you
Mr. Hefner
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2014
Christ Jesus born this day
Heaven shines his star for the
Righteous heart and the wise man
Invocation of the Christian Faith
Spirit of God in the flesh
Teaching truth and love to mankind
Messiah of our salvation
Ascends to Heaven & becomes our
Savior, Lord and Kind   Amen
reason for the season
Happy Birthday Jesus
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
look for facts I search
I research but get confused
or am I confused
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
.

powerful Super tornado Slammed down in my home town
of  Corpus  Christi,  Texas  Several  Summers  back or So
& Slashed through town like Satan himself was Spewin'
and Slingin' Sweet Texas farm Sod at anything Standing.
The Silver Sand of South Padre Island Sparkled in the
Sky while it Stripped paint to bare metal.  Our little
house Started Shaking  and Sliding and Spinning
Spinning and Spinning more Spinning, Spinning
Spinning, Spinning, Spinning and Spinning, Still
Spinning, and Spin, Spin,  Spin and Spinning
would we ever Stop Spinning and Spinning?
We Swirled and Spun and Still Spinning
Then, Suddenly BOOM! STOP! Whoa
Still  Spinning,  I'm dizzy  So dizzy
everything Spinning, I'm So dizzy
I'm Spinning can't Stop Spinning
Been Seven years, Six months
and Seventeen days Sin ce the
2006 Corpus Christi Twister
and my head Still Spins.
Good news is,  I got a
new job,and I love it.
What is it you ask?
Name's Spencer
Sign Spinner
for Spinet
pianos
SS
S
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
owl is wise  fox sly
elephant never forgets
cows and pigs don't care
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
C rayola made these color sticks to be bought and sold
R oses red, blossoms bloom,  garden flowers do unfold
A zure seas,  oceans blue,  emerald waters are so cold
Y ellow & pink, orange & blue, sunset shades to behold
O ranges, apples, lemons, limes, fruit stand colors bold
N ieces, nephews, Moms and Dads fun for young & old
S ilver, blue &  gold, these are colors of the sky I'm told
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
a ****** adult style limerick


*down town where girls dance on poles
for a price they'll bare their souls
they sit on your lap
you'll go fap fap fap
until you loose your control
WARNER BAXTER Jul 2015
“While the rules for writing haiku in Japanese are clear,
there is no Clear consensus for any other language.
This means that I am write and everyone else is wrong.”
                                                      ­            *~writer unknown~


Definition of: haiku* (according to Words Of Warner)

A secret and ancient Japanese style of poetry. Invented and
protected by the elite group of ninjas known only as The Basho.
Some say, The Basho dwell in a sacred temple made of gold and
rice paper, hidden deep in the bottom of Mt. Fiji. Others claim
they are in elaborate tents made from the finest silks at the
highest peak of Fiji. But no one knows for sure. Except maybe
James Mc. But he’s not talking.


How to write a haiku -

First, pick a subject. You must choose from the chosen list;
rain, wind, the sun, bugs, Mt. Fiji, Bruce Lee or frogs on a pond.
The only exception is snow, and only used during the winter.

Second, pick a form.  You can write in 1, 2 or 3 lines, sometimes
4. It all depends on those silly syllables, or as the Japanese call
it, morae. Remember, less is more, more or less always but never.
Here’s a tip, the best haiku are written backwards.


Now you are ready to write your own fun little foreign poems
called haiku.*



Note: if you are counting “morae” or words, don’t forget to divide
the number of “morae” by the number of lines, or is it divide
the number of lines by the “morae” and please use the                          on-line    Japanese counter/converter.
WARNER BAXTER Jul 2015
In the desert
dewdrops are sparkling over cactus thorn
like icy diamonds this Southwestern morn
~^~
warm winds through the Mesquite Trees
the sweet smell of sage lingers in the breeze
~^~
the desert Sun climbs past invisible clouds
the burning sky melts the misty wet shroud
~^~
the mercury is high but the air is dry
somewhere under the tangerine sky
life in Arizona
WARNER BAXTER Aug 2015
desert storm again
Isis under umbrellas
listening for drones
WARNER BAXTER Aug 2015
desire ignites fire
flames lick our naked bodies
drips sweet as syrup
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
As I turn to see a dark silhouette, I realize it is you.
Your sultry form is illuminated by the moonlight glowing
through the window shrouded by tightly drawn curtains.
I become instantly aroused. Your silken gown clings
to your shapely body, like hot liquid gold dripping
into puddles beneath your bare feet.I approach, slowly,
step by step. Anticipation is heightened. I reach out and
take the thin straps of your gown with a single finger.
First the left, then the right, I hold the straps outward,
with eyes fixed, staring deep into one an others souls,
I let go. Your crimson clothing falls to the floor.
You are covered only by your long beautiful hair cascading
over the curves of your naked body. I take your bare
slender shoulders with both hands. You feel my strength,
but you are not afraid. You feel powerless as a warm
sense of comfort fills the very essence of your being.
With eyes still fixed, we move even closer, so close
I can feel your breath on my mouth. Your tongue
sweeps across my lip and then as sudden as a star
falls from the sky, our lips meet with the power and
the passion of the Genesis of Earth. My hands have
moved to the small of your back pressing our bodies
firmly together. I kiss the side of your neck, you gasp!
As you chase after your breath, I take the lobe of your
ear between my teeth and bite very gently, your
body trembles. I pick you up and carry you across
the room. You seem to be floating, I lay you down
on the bed, a peaceful smile envelopes your face,
as you would see on a child when they feel raindrops
for the first time. My clothes have mysteriously
disappeared. I lay down next to you, then in symphony
we explore each other's bodies completely.We make love
over and over again. The pleasure is overwhelming.
You scream in ecstasy, your fingernails pierce the skin
on my back as you grip and grasp, twist and writhe
and squeeze me tighter and tighter. You scream again,
and again. You have never felt like this before.
Our bodies kinetically charged to the power of a
freight train speeding out of control. We have become
moist to the point of drenched with our hot sweet sweat.
We collapse completely in each other's arms with
exhaustion in total surrender. We awaken at first light,
still in lucid embrace,and say "good morning, I love you."
It is at this very instance we both understand our lives have
meaning and enlightenment. We are under the power of love.
It is destiny.
WARNER BAXTER Apr 2014
It’s a Warning, People Beware
Perpare Your Mind, Atomic Bomb Scare
Find Yourself, An Underground Shelter
Or Be Trapped Outside, In Helter Skelter
Battle Armageddon, Is Coming Soon
Like Modern Day Tombstone, At High Noon


It’s Coming, It’s Coming Destruction Day


It’s Not The Blast, It’s Toxic Radiation
Level All The Cities, Destroy The Nation
United States, Russia, China And Iran
Think About Your Children, Survival Plan
Sooner Than You Think, Life Will Be Over
This Is A Message For All To Take Cover


It’s Coming, It’s Coming, It’s Coming
Destruction Day
It’s Coming, It's Coming, It’s Coming
Get On Your Knees And Pray


This Is Your Last Warning, People Beware
Prepare Your Mind, Atomic Bomb Scare
United States, Russia, China And Iran
Think About Your Children, Survival Plan
This Is A Message For All To Take Cover
Sooner Than You Blink, It Will All Be Over


( Chorus)

(Repeat Chorus)

Destruction Day Is Coming
Learn How To Pray


written by
Warner Baxter
One Knight Stand Productions
all rights reserved
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2014
a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
everybody knows when the wind don’t blow
but if you go to the picture show
and you’re sittin’ up in the very first row
he don’t know and she don’t know
but everybody knows
when the wind don’t blow
a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you
‘cause nobody knows if you don’t show
but everybody knows
when the wind don’t blow
a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do

A ONE MORE TIME

a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
everybody sing the ding dang song
a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do
diggy diggy diggy diggy
ding dang do
Not really a song
more of a sing-a-long jingle satire
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
the dove are in love
elephant sounds the alarm
deer in the headlights
WARNER BAXTER Jun 2014
you are my days my glowing bright daze
you are my night my shining armored knight
you are my son my daily rising sun
you are my peace you are the final piece
Everyday Is Father's Day
I Love You Dad
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
Owls say who
cows go moo
ghosts say boo
nothing new
horse goes neigh
but what does the turtle say?

bird wings go flip flap
fish fins go splish splash
horse hooves go clip clop
snake belly goes slither
Santa Clause says ** ** **
but what's the sound of the *******?

What day is it?
Everyday Is **** Day
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
A senryu chain to my Mother
~^~
Moms are Heaven sent
angels on earth Mothers are
love like no other

~^~
she bends gracefully
but she breaks so easily
takes my breath away

~^~
alabaster skin
body to soul perfection
she smells like cookies

~^~
sad rain chills my bones
dewdrops mixing with my tears
Heaven holds her now

~^~
Heaven is her home
halo hat and angel arms
cherubs float on clouds

~^~
a message from Heaven words from my Mother
she always had the last word
and still does those words are
"Mother's Day"
~^~
~~^^~~
you are days my glowing bright daze
you are my night my shinning armored knight
you are my son my daily rising sun
you are my peace you are the final piece
Every day is Mother's Day

~~^^~~
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WARNER BAXTER Aug 2015
When nature calls away from home
you need to find a public throne
a place that's clean to spread your cheeks
one that flushes without plumbing leaks
not at an outhouse or a remote latrine
they're so disgusting and very obscene


Time to hurry you're poking cotton
skid mark stains are never forgotten
parking your car at the local K-mart
releasing pressure, cheek sneak a ****
concern turns to fear of what you dread
passing gas has formed a turtle head


As your back side slaps the toilet seat
you realize this job will end incomplete
burning eyes from the methane vapor
on the roll not one square of paper
so every time you cut the cheese
don't forget to clinch and squeeze*

WARNER BAXTER Jul 2015
Faith is the antithesis of proof,

Yet…
truth comes from
the mind and the heart.


So,
if your mind is full of truth
your heart will be filled
with faith.


WARNER BAXTER May 2015
Faith is the antithesis of proof,

Yet…
truth comes from
the mind and the heart.


So,
if your mind is full of truth
your heart will be filled
with faith.
WARNER BAXTER May 2014
I  loved you yesterday
tomorrow the same way
I love you today
what more can I say

I told you then
I'm telling you now
I'll tell you again
I give you my vow

I love you in day light
I love you at twilight
it all sounds so trite
but it feels so right
WARNER BAXTER Jan 2014
~
*pitch an putt I never worried about
'cause all my drives were long and stout
now off the tee it doesn't fly so far
and all I can do is hope for par
on my card 3's are 4's and 4's became 5
oh how I long for a 300 yard drive
it's only a game some say unkind
but it grabs at your heart and messes your mind
it's only a game still others proclaim
front nine was fun the back nine shame
so before I tee I ask my Lord
just once put my name atop the leader board
so now it's early to bed so I can dream
of birdies and eagles and a jacket that's green


written by my caddy
Sir Duffy Mulligan
FOUR!
WARNER BAXTER Mar 2014
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*wonderland of Alice
magic mushrooms hooka pipe
Lewis Carroll smokes
WARNER BAXTER Jul 2015
GOD THE FATHER
JESUS THE SON
HOLY SPIRIT
AMEN
<>
AMEN
HOLY SPIRIT
JESUS THE SON
GOD THE FATHER
Shape format poetry of The Holy Trinity, juxtaposed in a mirror image. Triangles of equal sides made of God, Jesus, Holy Spirit.
It does not matter which way they are flipped, turned, rotated, spun, rolled or inverted together or not they will always remain the same.
God's promise of ever lasting life
WARNER BAXTER Dec 2013
timeless, at once, a memory of long ago
   born from heaven, to earth, a new life to grow
   first of clay, then from ocean spray
   and wrapped in God's own DNA

   miracle of life, perfect pure so innocent and new
   divine dominion, planet Earth in shades of
   red, green but mostly sky blue

   yet far beyond colors and shades in
   God's Amusement Park
   lies a network of tones and sounds
   and these lyrics of life change after dark

   Heaven and Earth and Life, so symphony pure
   conducted by God's hand so divinely sure

   yet many believe an exploding star
   is why we are         HOW BAZZAR

   God made us who we are
   promised his Son he would send
   so when you watch me rise up to heaven
   your exploding star, is how it will end
WARNER BAXTER May 2015
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GOD THE FATHER
JESUS THE SON
HOLY SPIRIT
AMEN
<>
AMEN
HOLY SPIRIT
JESUS THE SON
GOD THE FATHER
Double shape format, "Trinity" mirror imaged to show "NO matter which way it is turned or flipped or spun or inverted or otherwise,
it is ALWAYS constant
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