Shel Silverstein and Roald Dahl Live just down the hall From each other Somewhere in my mind
'Cause these ***** old men Are known to have penned Many favorite kid books of mine
But they also worked blue And wrote more than a few Naughty songs, novels and rhymes
They stayed true to their style They'd go the extra mile Their ****'s guaranteed to blow minds!
Just a fun connection. Both these famous children authors dabbled in ****. I thoroughly enjoyed their works as a kid and got even more of a kick out of them when I discovered their adult material. It's all pretty outrageous. Head on over to youtube and check out Shel's "Stacy Brown Got Two" for a nsfw laugh.
I want to write a poem, I just don't know what to say. I could tell you about my day, Or about the bed upon which I lay. I could tell you about neighbors next door, Or all about the girl I adore, But, alas, that might bore. I could be depressing and sad, I could be happy or glad, I could talk about my mom and dad. I could think and dream and speculate, Or possibly spark a long debate, I could go on and on and contemplate. I just want to write a poem, And don't know what to say.
Don't you know that foreigners are bad? They take our jobs and make God mad! They ****, and ****, and *******, and pillage! Why don't they just go back to their village?! Terrorists they are! Every one! What they've done cannot be undone! We have one here, what's under her veil? Surely something that will bring hell's hail!--
There's nothing here but hair. Maybe this hatred that we all share is nothing more than an illusion. Society's fusion of their elitist views and fears. I...I can't believe this has brought me to tears. Oh God. What have I done?