I’m only 20 years old. Sometimes I forget I have another 50 or so to figure everything out 2. Green tea Arizona is the best flavor but if you disagree I respect your opinion. No matter how wrong it is. 3. No matter how much I hate it I know pizza wouldn’t taste the same without the cheese. I learned years ago that sometimes I will not like every part of something I love. 4. I used to be insecure about my body. Until a girl commented on my chest and I realized she was probably just mad that I had bigger ******* 5. When I was 12 I started buying swords off of amazon to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. I packed a bag with canned beans, water, some granola bars that I eventually ate, extra clothes, and a pack of cards on how to survive the zombie apocalypse of course. Too often I prepare for disasters that may never come. But I haven’t died yet so can I guess it can’t be that bad. 6. I have never broken a bone but in their place are the promises I never kept 7. I’m about 5’9. In my Nike boots. I’m more switchblade than katana, but if you push me the wrong way you’re bound to get cut. 8. I grew up a broken dam. A leaking faucet. But I always tightened up. So know that I ain’t no punk. I’m just an emotional *****. And I’ll really rock your ****, teary-eyed and all. 9. I am not depressed because I am not my depression. But we have been roommates for years now. Bro pays no rent but he kinda big so I can’t just kick him out. 10. Some of the skeletons in my closet still breathe to this day. I guess that means they still have some time left.