I'm so angry I'm seeing red I'm screaming profanities Inside my head My blood is boiling My ears shoot steam I look like a cartoon But I just feel mean I just want to smash Everything I want to slam and curse And rave and sing All the songs that sound real mad All the words that get out the bad All the anger I've ever had I want to roll it all Into a giant ball And destroy the ball In front of you all To burn up my anger And watch the ashes dissolve.
I'm fine, thanks for asking.. But really, I'm not angry at the moment, I just felt like writing down how I feel when I am. I dunno, I generally stay pretty calm and collected, but when things build up these are the feels.
When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us. My friend's name is ****-Head and my name is Beavis. I thought that I was pregnant even though I'm a boy. Because ****-head and I are stupid, people get annoyed.
I become the Great Cornholio when I eat too much sugar. I'm actually a mental case who eats his own boogers. When ****-Head and I meet chicks, we're sure to sexually harass. And if you have a teenage daughter, you'll end up kicking my ***.
If you meet us face to face, we're sure to cause great anxiety. We are both juvenile delinquents who are threats to society. Don't come near us or you'll get so mad that you'll cuss. You will be happy and better off if you stay away from us.
INSPIRED BY THE HIT CARTOON THAT WAS CREATED BY MIKE JUDGE.
Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die. They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the reason why. Every fan of the Simpsons will have to nurse a broken heart. They can say goodbye to Homer, Marge, Maggie, Lisa and Bart. I'm the bearer of bad news but I'm not trying to be mean. The people of Springfield have the worst cases of Jaundice that has ever been seen. I give all of them just six months to live, nine months at the most. They will die from Jaundice, that's what the doctors have diagnosed. People will be happy to be rid of Sideshow Bob and MR. Burns as well. Because of the strangelings Bart has received, Homer will go to Hell. Everybody in Springfield is very upset because they're going to die. After being on TV for over 30 years, they can kiss their butts goodbye.
Listening on repeat Their heart dancing to the beat Smiles and blushes hearing my voice Wanting to be near me by choice My unstable infectious feelings Makes them think they're dreaming Jumping with glee They couldn't have felt more free
This heart makes its own tune It felt like we were in a sappy cartoon
Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble. Barney lost his job and Bamm-Bamm was taken by the state. That made him turn mean, he has been consumed by hate. He and Fred Flintstone are enemies noe, he's gotten himself in a mess. Barney looked through Fred's window and watched Wilma undress. Wilma knew that he was watching but didn't care. She didn't mind him seeing her while she was bare. Barney bought a new car after he kidnapped Pebbles and sold her on the Black Market. But the bank took his house so he had no place to park it. All of this started because Barney lost his son. Now Fred is out looking for Barney with a gun. Fred is determined to shoot his former friend and watch him die. He just found Barney so now Barney can kiss his **** goodbye.