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"tiff" poems
Rugby town, of landlocked streets, of wasted field and barefaced retreat; I miss you now, in absence of a friend, I miss you now, in the verse that I lend. Suburb grove, of sleepy mist, oh, battered housewife, oh blastocyst; you will remain in place forevermore, and forevermore, you'll become a bore. Holding cell, of sporting fame, you stole my dreams but gave me my name; I think of you: a multi-storey view, of happy faces, of which there is few. Still, my town, in debt's nightgown, the shop-fronts vacate, we're feeling down; these streets are poisoned with names of the past, each memoir to teach: nothing's built to last Rugby town, of weary folk, the private school is a private joke; I miss you now, as I sleep through the day, I miss the old walks, and all that you'd say. Old market town, the aftermath, of British summer, suicide bath; of open mics and closing the shutters, of waking graveyards, sleeping in gutters. Hopeless climbs, of dreary times, of childhood state and nursery rhymes; each time that I come home, I know you less, becoming a stranger in my redress. Clock tower, chiming, chiming loud, singing for history long and proud; of Rupert Brooke and the question: “what if?” What if I was born to some lover's tiff? To some large and friendless town, to some body of land, which I drown; to some active place of pain unknown, to some place that I'll not gauge that I've grown, oh Rugby dear, stay with me, let me live on the periphery; and although this town seems terribly dull, it could be worse – I could live in Hull.
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Mar 14, 2014
Mar 14, 2014 at 7:18 PM UTC
Rugby, Warwickshire
Rugby town, of landlocked streets, of wasted field and barefaced retreat; I miss you now, in absence of a friend, I miss you now, in the verse that I lend. Suburb grove, of sleepy mist, oh, battered housewife, oh blastocyst; you will remain in place forevermore, and forevermore, you'll become a bore. Holding cell, of sporting fame, you stole my dreams but gave me my name; I think of you: a multi-storey view, of happy faces, of which there is few. Still, my town, in debt's nightgown, the shop-fronts vacate, we're feeling down; these streets are poisoned with names of the past, each memoir to teach: nothing's built to last Rugby town, of weary folk, the private school is a private joke; I miss you now, as I sleep through the day, I miss the old walks, and all that you'd say. Old market town, the aftermath, of British summer, suicide bath; of open mics and closing the shutters, of waking graveyards, sleeping in gutters. Hopeless climbs, of dreary times, of childhood state and nursery rhymes; each time that I come home, I know you less, becoming a stranger in my redress. Clock tower, chiming, chiming loud, singing for history long and proud; of Rupert Brooke and the question: “what if?” What if I was born to some lover's tiff? To some large and friendless town, to some body of land, which I drown; to some active place of pain unknown, to some place that I'll not gauge that I've grown, oh Rugby dear, stay with me, let me live on the periphery; and although this town seems terribly dull, it could be worse – I could live in Hull.
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CREOLE PIDGIN ENGLISH wetin de call dis, wetin you go call dis oyinbo com tiffy tiffy from ma yard I no trouble yam, I no go knock on dem fer notin but oyinbo an dem pally com de burglarise ma hice you hear me so! I say oyinbo com de steal from me home Dem be thieves tiffing all over de compound an when I go say why you tiff about the place oyinbo tiffs them tell me I go be the *** whey go suffer See palava see how dem de treat black people in dem country. If I go steal from oyinbos, na ma *** dem go trow in jail yet for dem town, dem com steal your property and when you go talk they slap you down Dem go make me loose ma bread, loose ma woman Dem spoil ma name, them abuse me Dem tell al kinna lies against me Dem make nonsense stories and fabu abot me Dem harass me, discredit and disprofit me oh! Dem become tomenters, dem say dem go drive me crazy dem go ruin ma life, dem go make me sik in da head And heavens know i never trouble any persons I never put ma feet in anybody house to steal I never see this kin ting before where you go do wrong and destroy him whey he do no wrong Dis is what dem do here now, make you people know I no fit work, I no fit go anywhere without oyinbo and him pally dem follow and harass ma *** dem say dem want me dead Dead for stealing from me, dead for me doing notin wrong an them feel proud for all dem de do, dem feel right for wrong De kin wickedness whey devil himself no fit do, dem don do And I swear before man an God, dem go get their retributions Every single one of dem whey involve God go punish dem God go bring the chaos of hell on dem God go mash dem up like dem mash ma life Except God no be God an tru an  real Dem are evil people and evil will claim every single one of dem who do dis to ma innocence. Peoples wherefer you be, wherefef you go, make you know That in london der are evil oyinbo thiffs dere an them go steal and destroy your life if you talk I beg jus pray for me, dem want me dead Dem want blood. De blood of an inoncent man who never trouble anybody dem de make mockery of me now Dem de call me Modern day Jesus.... An by de Grace of de real Jesus Christ Each an every one of dem who hav made me suffa Will get dem just reward, I wait on the Lord He is a tru an just God and Him say Vengeance is mine...
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Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018 at 11:40 PM UTC
Wat can palava be dis?....
CREOLE PIDGIN ENGLISH wetin de call dis, wetin you go call dis oyinbo com tiffy tiffy from ma yard I no trouble yam, I no go knock on dem fer notin but oyinbo an dem pally com de burglarise ma hice you hear me so! I say oyinbo com de steal from me home Dem be thieves tiffing all over de compound an when I go say why you tiff about the place oyinbo tiffs them tell me I go be the *** whey go suffer See palava see how dem de treat black people in dem country. If I go steal from oyinbos, na ma *** dem go trow in jail yet for dem town, dem com steal your property and when you go talk they slap you down Dem go make me loose ma bread, loose ma woman Dem spoil ma name, them abuse me Dem tell al kinna lies against me Dem make nonsense stories and fabu abot me Dem harass me, discredit and disprofit me oh! Dem become tomenters, dem say dem go drive me crazy dem go ruin ma life, dem go make me sik in da head And heavens know i never trouble any persons I never put ma feet in anybody house to steal I never see this kin ting before where you go do wrong and destroy him whey he do no wrong Dis is what dem do here now, make you people know I no fit work, I no fit go anywhere without oyinbo and him pally dem follow and harass ma *** dem say dem want me dead Dead for stealing from me, dead for me doing notin wrong an them feel proud for all dem de do, dem feel right for wrong De kin wickedness whey devil himself no fit do, dem don do And I swear before man an God, dem go get their retributions Every single one of dem whey involve God go punish dem God go bring the chaos of hell on dem God go mash dem up like dem mash ma life Except God no be God an tru an  real Dem are evil people and evil will claim every single one of dem who do dis to ma innocence. Peoples wherefer you be, wherefef you go, make you know That in london der are evil oyinbo thiffs dere an them go steal and destroy your life if you talk I beg jus pray for me, dem want me dead Dem want blood. De blood of an inoncent man who never trouble anybody dem de make mockery of me now Dem de call me Modern day Jesus.... An by de Grace of de real Jesus Christ Each an every one of dem who hav made me suffa Will get dem just reward, I wait on the Lord He is a tru an just God and Him say Vengeance is mine...
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Real you may think this is not true but it is and if you disbelieve well now start to think again it started like this: **I was walking downtown and was bored I entered a bar and yelled to the bartender "Get me a sheerly temple" It wasn't alcohol but I liked them I got my drink and sat down on a circle bench and when I did a man about 6'2" blonde beach hair and a smile on his face "Hi.I saw you walk in.Can't shoot whiskey?"He asked. "I can I wanted something more normal.."I reply back.How did he have the rights to ask me that.How rude! "I'm sorry your expression looks disturbed."He says. "Sorry Mister I just don't know how you have rights to ask me if I can shoot whiskey.That Beach hair is somewhat personal,what if I couldn't cause if I did i'd die?"I say.He stares at my hair."Hot pink and green?Beautiful combination."He says."Okay thank you?"I say."No i'm being truthful."He says."Okay well maybe I like you."I say."Well I like you."He says."My name's Tiffany,call me Tiff."I say."Jacob,call me Jake."He says.** We talk for hours then he kisses me.     Then he decides I'm dumping this girl And that's how I got dumped for the first time.
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Dec 10, 2014
Dec 10, 2014 at 12:06 PM UTC
Real(How it went before I got dumped for the first time)
I once found a unicorn horn But my peers only met me with scorn I made such a wish Turned into a fish And swan for the sea until morn I took the horn and held it up high Said a prayer to the lord of the sky Thunder did clap And I fell into a trap That cost me my left arm and one eye I cast the horn off a cliff Into a vast cavernous rift It bounced right back up Broke my best cup Which was going to cause me a tiff See, my wife had just bought me that glass And now she would kick my whole *** First with a boot Just like in Beirut Where they stomp you for not wearing a sash I have fallen right off of the point Probably from smoking that joint This was about a fine horn From a unicorn born By the oil which was once used to anoint a religious twist enters the plot some of you like that a lot but it was just a trick like a bordered **** pic as I turn the piece back to green *** see I grow for the boys and girls in a field on top of the world vast fields of **** are all that I need to keep all my drawstrings unfurled but a unicorn has no need of strings or any such silly ole things with a magical neigh he just sauntered away so I’ll end this song just as it sings
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Mar 2, 2016
Mar 2, 2016 at 5:46 PM UTC
unicorn horn (limerick series)
Let me swim against the current Just to know what power I behold Let me fly against the flow To strengthen my wings multiple fold Let me run across the boundaries Just to see where this land meets the sky Let me run far far away But join me only if you can fly Be my partner, not my wings Help me get up if I fall off a cliff Hold me tight and don't you ever lose your grip Even when we laugh or we are in a tiff..
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Nov 28, 2017
Nov 28, 2017 at 3:03 AM UTC
Be my Mate
For you to live forever unable to die The horrors you have seen drive you mad Your mind tries to protect you from these horrors With false memories in an attempt to keep you sane For you wondered to far from my love From my protection Your heart could not bare the pain that I shielded from you I could not whip the tears from your checks nor hug you Or provide the shoulder you need to cry on For you had wondered to far from my love I had searched through out time and space for you looking for you Hunting for you only Now to find you lost and confused All of this because of a small tiff A fight by my cause A deadly mistake it was for it could have killed If I had not found you when I did I have forgotten what the fight was over but I’m sure it was my fault for it drove you Away from me Away from my love Away from my protection So it is up to me to show you how sorry I am It is up to me to protect you to love you To help you remember For my soul too shall never die it shall live on for ever till times runs out But if I were to lose you now that I have found you To lose your love you have for me Would be a death all in itself
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Oct 31, 2011
Oct 31, 2011 at 3:06 AM UTC
To live is To die
Your lovely eyes, two dark bamboo beetles bristle with fervor ready to battle with mine, seeking truce; your belligerence, has a stirring effect. I am aroused beyond limits.     Now is the time to act, make wild love,     ending the lovers' tiff.     I sign the treaty of withdrawal     with a passion filled kiss,    summoning all the force    in your command, you seal it,    with an incomparable another.
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Aug 14, 2013
Aug 14, 2013 at 11:27 PM UTC
End of a lovers' tiff
"No no I don't hate really thank u for this I just want you to know I really dont believe in putting optimistic twists on unhappy things. I honor and respect agony despite loathing it and I find pain in change so I just dont like it to be glamorized thats all. And then, you know, the best friends thing but I talked with u about that already privately" Ember lashes out on tiffany on comments on a peom of hers i say this is so meanly harsh enber is not a dying out burning flame but we wish she was then she wouldn't get bad sided with tiff Another thing is ember was downright discouraged tiffany kust want wanted a person to go too.I think you let er down Ember E. Diwnright harsh
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Apr 18, 2015
Apr 18, 2015 at 11:36 PM UTC
Enber evanscent is harsh to tiffany gold
Hey hey hey boys, no need to use your fists or knives Settle this like civilized folks, and let Judge Judy drive Did you bring all your paperwork, all the bills and claims? Did you give it to the bailiff? no need playing silly games I really hope your not a fool, or worse, stole your neighbor's cat The Judge doesn't really like that, and might label you a brat If you hit his new car, and drove off in an utter tiff Well more than likely you'll find, with the bill you're stiffed Her eyes burn holes in carbon, her gaze kills lesser men I hope and pray for your sake, you're not at fault, my friend In the after comments, standing out, in the courtroom hall The interviewing idiot will ask you, "Ya think, that was, the righteous call?" "Uuuuuhhhh, DUH, no I should have brought my mom she was there and she saw it all"
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Mar 13, 2017
Mar 13, 2017 at 1:16 PM UTC
Judging by your intellect
Do you remember that date, It was 27 April the year '13, And it was really very late. We had a communication-gap cropped-up, An unavoidable communication-gap it was, Some misunderstandings had cropped-up. Though both had our respective liabilities, I had been overtly angry much to your fears, I'm still sorry for what I said had brought tears. I had lamely prophesized in anger, When we had a no-fun word-war, I had said very dramatically, That you'll be married, Exactly 7 years, 7 months & 7 days later. Even you yourself were upset at that time, And we didn't talk for many days. You felt cheated & even I felt scandalized. We knew that this tiff will have to end one day, So we sub-consciously thought we'd test ourselves. Maybe we knew that it'll end someday if not that day. Because we are like our favourites Tom & Jerry, Fighting very seriously but loving all the way along, So probably that too is an indispensable part of love! We have laughed it over and left that tiff back, But hey that prophecy must come true! Not at all like that you should worry about it, About having to marry somebody else, It will be me only who marries you!
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Aug 22, 2013
Aug 22, 2013 at 7:31 AM UTC
An Angry But Romantic Prophecy
Namaz was less prayer and more about Standing beside Amma and mirroring her, When as a toddler I stood on the chataai Murmuring as she did, Bending down as she did, Resting my head on the floor And then waiting to come back up When she did, Some days I'd be so sleepy I'd sway on the mat, Only to be jolted up by an angry Hmph! from her side, Some days the patterns on the mat seemed like They were God's silhouette- something she always denied, Times of silently bonding with the Almighty and the Amma, Slowly faded into me deciding to pray solo, When the hour of maghrib coincided with a Mother-daughter tiff, And even when we stood praying side by side, I'd make it a point to not let our sajdas coincide, On the mat laying bare our rifts and divides. I wonder if Amma noticed me daydreaming during prayer, My musings whether God understood English, My requests to Him to make that crush like me back, My teenage self angrily bubbling at her obtrusions to my 'freedom' As she prayed and prayed for me. Years have passed, And how I'd love to synchronise again, The pace of our prayer, the length of our sajda, But the days, and this new house, Are now ridden with so much more clutter, That, though the chataai has stayed the same, There's not enough space to accommodate Both daughter and mother.
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Jan 19, 2018
Jan 19, 2018 at 10:47 AM UTC
The Praying Mat
the enfeebling mistake veiled as a no-no the little miss brazen **** bears the brunt of what now must be a joke incoherently fishing about for the juice indecent glycemic index meter says 30 profile says 10 or 15 milligrams of the judy blue pastille no gobs to say about she but when her jeans genuflect no tiff no tease be a lamb or another even-toed ungulate and give the poor girl what she needs
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Dec 13, 2011
Dec 13, 2011 at 12:58 AM UTC
Sugar Free Kerfuffle
Words over stupid **** about words over more stupid **** Showing of teeth like foaming mad curs. Bumping chests like gorillas being ****** Standing ground like alley cats. Threatening to leave one, daring one to leave. One staying behind, one going. A perfectly hung door angrily slammed. 5,000 miles of tire tread burned into the driveway. One not knowing where he will sleep tonight, one wondering if he is really gone this time. Get some gas, drive around re-acting the night. Roll down the window to cool down. Realize there is no where to go. Park and think, re-acting the night. Night air detoxifying the insanity of anger. Start the car, return to the scene of the scene. Stealthily pull into the abused driveway. Wait til she goes to bed. Quietly slink into the blue guest room. Try to sleep but toss and turn and re-act the night. Finally shut down the internal conversation at 4am. Morning, oh God facing her. Wait! She said just as much stupid **** as I did last night. I'll make waffles, and French press.
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Feb 22, 2013
Feb 22, 2013 at 1:35 AM UTC
The Tiff
two a.m. bitter winter wind. lick the bag. acrid taste. cold crawls in through windows cracked. it's snowing in the attic. angel hair on porcelain, oh point one. frost blankets my nostrils, my brain sharp as first step's breath. i lighten. ravenous, dip fingers in nourishment. place on tongue: cleaning agent pixie stick. it eminates. bright-light vigor emulates childlike mindset, so wonderfully overwhelmed yet standing still, rock-steady at the helm. confidence swells. the clock chimes. kneel this time for the second line, a second taste. dismissive sniff, as in a tiff. oh point two; can't feel my face. icicles melt, drip burning down my throat. slick grotto-hands tap feverishly. butane blisters nasal caverns. i grin from the thrill of its bite. alert, i bathe in every second of it. much more for sentiment than any practicality, would rather see beauty than this sorry reality- would rather build castles than stay on the ground, cause it's snowing now up in the clouds.
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 12:23 AM UTC
snow
I am too long Outside a boat, Too long away from the Tip and shimmy Of a dinghy hull, The joyous swoop Of a hull under sail, Too long since my Hand rested upon A tiller, Felt those five essentials Work in balance to Place no load Nor need a weather helm, Too long away from that Which brooks no Office politics, No lovers tiff Nor household chore, Just pleased to carry me By wind away from shore But soon and soon No matter the weather, Be it storm or calm, Sun or snow or rain, Even frozen lake won't Stymie my day, For I shall sail, And when that wood Which bears me Is a diamond coffin, And life has left my body, Be ye certain that somewhere, God willing, My soul is sailing still
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Dec 29, 2021
Dec 29, 2021 at 6:13 PM UTC
Sail Withdrawal
There once was a man A man “with a plan.” For our purposes We’ll call him “Dan.” Dan had a friend A friend “’til the end” But a hand was one thing This friend couldn’t lend. Dan cried for a lift As he hung from the cliff And he hated himself Every minute of it. And they sat in silence Obvious Passive Violence But no matter how he tried, His mouth remained flat. Dan needed some help Like pants with no belt But his friend “’til the end” Had no message to send. And Dan cursed at his past For things move too fast In a world where you can’t Leave the thoughts you had last. And Dan cursed the world The world he unfurled Through the months long before And his body felt torn. And as Dan wept Alone he was left And his friend “’til the end” Didn’t give the smallest little **** So Dan cursed his friends As his knuckles turned red And the dirt in his fingers began slipping free. And he cried out for help Like pants with no belt But a hand was one thing That this friend couldn’t lend. It’s a matter of pride Of choosing a side But Dan didn’t want To go for this ride. And the sun burnt down hot And the moon burnt up cold And his heart, it did rot And his mind did unfold. He cursed everything From the sun to the moon And a poison in him Did bloom in the gloom. He said “I don’t care,” But an occasion so rare Made this man stare At his friend’s hollow glare. As Dan’s knuckles turned bare His friend, he did stare And his friend said “Dan, this isn’t fair.” Dan knew he was right, But straight out of fright Looked down to the beach: The glass man was in sight. “You treat me so wrong,” Said this man’s friend “Please just tell me… When will it end?” Dan tried to speak out Without having to pout For he knew exactly What he was talking about. “Please, my dear friend,” Cried the man on the cliff. “If you could just lend a hand We could end this small tiff.” “But a cliff top, so high As the one you stand by Is something I cannot do alone. So, please, my dear friend… Be willing to try.” And these mortal two These mortal few Who stared below At the water so blue Stared at each other Thinking anew. And as for their fates, I’ll leave that to you.
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Jul 8, 2010
Jul 8, 2010 at 11:07 PM UTC
The Clifftop (Enlightenment Part III)
There once was a man A man “with a plan.” For our purposes We’ll call him “Dan.” Dan had a friend A friend “’til the end” But a hand was one thing This friend couldn’t lend. Dan cried for a lift As he hung from the cliff And he hated himself Every minute of it. And they sat in silence Obvious Passive Violence But no matter how he tried, His mouth remained flat. Dan needed some help Like pants with no belt But his friend “’til the end” Had no message to send. And Dan cursed at his past For things move too fast In a world where you can’t Leave the thoughts you had last. And Dan cursed the world The world he unfurled Through the months long before And his body felt torn. And as Dan wept Alone he was left And his friend “’til the end” Didn’t give the smallest little **** So Dan cursed his friends As his knuckles turned red And the dirt in his fingers began slipping free. And he cried out for help Like pants with no belt But a hand was one thing That this friend couldn’t lend. It’s a matter of pride Of choosing a side But Dan didn’t want To go for this ride. And the sun burnt down hot And the moon burnt up cold And his heart, it did rot And his mind did unfold. He cursed everything From the sun to the moon And a poison in him Did bloom in the gloom. He said “I don’t care,” But an occasion so rare Made this man stare At his friend’s hollow glare. As Dan’s knuckles turned bare His friend, he did stare And his friend said “Dan, this isn’t fair.” Dan knew he was right, But straight out of fright Looked down to the beach: The glass man was in sight. “You treat me so wrong,” Said this man’s friend “Please just tell me… When will it end?” Dan tried to speak out Without having to pout For he knew exactly What he was talking about. “Please, my dear friend,” Cried the man on the cliff. “If you could just lend a hand We could end this small tiff.” “But a cliff top, so high As the one you stand by Is something I cannot do alone. So, please, my dear friend… Be willing to try.” And these mortal two These mortal few Who stared below At the water so blue Stared at each other Thinking anew. And as for their fates, I’ll leave that to you.
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No one has it figured out I know this without a doubt Not the guard patrolling Nor the teacher strolling Not the scientist in theory Nor the taxi driver steering It may seem as though they have a hard heart That doesn’t get twisted or burned by any noble part It may seem as though they have a metal fist That knocks and pounds to no exist It may seem as though they have firm lips That doesn’t tremble or bite along with any tiff It may seem as though they have planted feet That doesn’t trip or skip to get to their seat It may seem as though their have a clear head That doesn’t hurt or confuse with anything said But don’t be mistaken by things that appear to be What seems strong and solid is really weak just like you and me.
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Oct 27, 2011
Oct 27, 2011 at 12:57 AM UTC
Confidence Is Key
i tell you that i hate you almost as much as i say i love you you make me want to tear my hair out of the roots sometimes i want to strangle you i’m sure you feel the same too it is actually a good thing to feel because i sincerely do believe that the opposite of love is indifference not hate and where there is hate there love is sure to be - Vijayalakshmi Harish 06.10.2012 Copyright © Vijayalakshmi Harish
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Oct 6, 2012
Oct 6, 2012 at 12:02 PM UTC
When we have a lover's tiff
Live blog: Romney and Stanton vie for Iowa win. Dead heat in the dead of winter What do the Iowa results really mean? That Romney's less of a robot than he seems? Oh, by the way: replacing a bulb, can save you 50 dollars or more! But it'll cost you ten times as much, at your hardware store. Starbuck's hikes prices despite the lull, People stupidly betting on Powerball, Selma Hayek's trending, y'all! (We don't know why). But what's all that compared to shootings? Soldiers flying and not being sniffed, Suspects nabbed in Utah killings, And GOP runners had another tiff. Personally, I'm more fascinated, In the Aussie hybrid sharks! This might mean global warming's overrated, Or that animals are way smart. Mideast peace-talks stalled, I read. Have I not read this before? Oh, yeah, back in 1972. When psychos killed athletic Jews, Who might win And Olympic village was off view, While the Israelis dragged people in. That year, Nixon was re-elected And we thought we'd never see worse, Yet now the nation is infected With a yellow-haired, inhuman curse. Blog goes to sleep... Begun long ago and finished in 2018
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Dec 25, 2018
Dec 25, 2018 at 11:30 PM UTC
By the way...
On a cold and lonely day with a hint of a breeze The red metal box alone and lonely  started to freeze Would someone need  him today he thought A lovers tiff, an angry couple who'd just fought A well placed word on parchment or better still A poem from the heart to elicit a thrill Night and day, day and night the postbox remained resolute hoping to see the light
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Sep 17, 2019
Sep 17, 2019 at 2:23 PM UTC
The lonely postbox
From the lofty snowcapped peaks of Kilimanjaro The morning mist envelopes its verdant foothills in a tight embrace, No need to hurry, this is not a race, Beads of sunlight dancing across the glistening dew. As the plains of Amboseli reveal their golden hue, There's movement spied where none existed moments prior, A herd of Zebra lounging in their elegant attire, The lush grasslands beckoning them for yet another day. The few Wildebeest amongst them if only they could talk they'd say, We're happy to be safe in this weird and motley crowd, Despite the fact these Zebras are so boisterous and loud, What's a little banter when the promise is of grazing in contented peace. Double is their luck as the pert Egyptian geese Act as wary Sentinels, their honks resounding loud, Alerted by the pride of crouching lions, their countenance so proud, Scouting for that meal for their young to feed. A Wildebeest or two would fill those hunger pangs indeed, Were it not for those Hyenas prowling on their scent, To steal their hard-fought prize definitely hell bent, Neither party cowered, neither will give ground. But what's a little tiff when prey does so abound, A fragile land of bounty, God's country that's for sure, Where every single creature finds ways to gainfully endure, Africa in all its glory, nature’s living work of art.
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Jun 29, 2024
Jun 29, 2024 at 8:37 AM UTC
The Slopes of Kilimanjaro
oh yeah, there's enough Bolognese sauce to go round... round and round the Bolognese sauce goes round, while we milk the cow for the Béchamel sauce! raw eggs the sushi apéritif; eh, Bologna! tiff piff paff bara boom, Arab dead naked in the sand as described by Camus... so forget the mama mia... eh? the world's too big for us to encompass a global individual; not even a bottle of whiskey will aid the idea... and a Dubai Lamborghini will not craft an Indiana Jones adventure either, a global individual is a mistaken litmus test... a failing... listen to the peepsqueak pokémons, i'm not even in possession of ropes for a stalker motive... globalisation gave us the distancing safety... god help us with the internet auto-suggestive of its narcissistic ownership by rich youth... **** them to hell and their monopolization of things, have they even registered the notion that adverts can be bypassed via pause and forward and the mute buttons? or did they just spend their father's inheritance on bling-bling to show off? here's the mansion... and here's the Hilton gutter... welcome to Paris, ******
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May 14, 2016
May 14, 2016 at 8:48 PM UTC
the failed litmus test
The wrapes of Grath adorn the path that slammer klingks had tread when turning spades in everglades to flosticate the dead. Along the way the snorbels bay at freebled sprutelned that boogeymen had once again uphove above the shed. The buildings tall that housed the krawl are pictured carved in stone and all that’s left is now bereft of wrapes that might atone for scabs that feed our wrinkled breed, distraught and lying prone. Yes, flonk replaces merpeled traces deep inside, alone. There’s no retreat from incomplete, so durbies never dared, but streaped instead beneath their bed with franjent fangs unbeared; they knew the past could never last although the trumpets blared, for doogies, stripped, were ill equipped, no longer bald or haired. Like cavaliers with gougejent spears, well triggered for a tiff, slank vankulures with silver spurs embussed for grimp and griff (no question why, for “we can’t die”, the oft regleated riff); with little fuss the blunder bus krunged glimpfly off the cliff and fetid breet of grim defeat gave Grath its final whiff; the catapult had one result, all life lay lazelled stiff. The plastic waves that washed the graves, now homeland for the rutch, though faring worse when quenching thirst with warples in the hutch were nonetheless, as frunks confess, so pleasant to the touch exturbing sinks that watered wynx and onetime life as such. Like burning blotters slurping waters, skindles sipped their fill from koozing cracks between the tracks inhumed beneath the hill, then spawned the spores of Grathic wars that profit from the **** their victory tales, like crimson crails, reside in dung and dill. Those scrilly clouds that cowed the crowds neath radiation snapes left little less than watercress beneath their coffin’s drapes; yes, those unborn cannot adorn the pallor of the prapes so scrundlemun tinge bibberun, we ones who reap the wrapes. Yes, now-abandoned hetzelspan were once in time embroiled with merikained that firps extained until the weather roiled. What more, perchance, can happenstance inflict upon the koiled when pendlesnips are in eclipse and wrapes of Grath are soiled?
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Jul 1, 2021
Jul 1, 2021 at 5:07 PM UTC
3121 CE - The Wrapes of Grath
The wrapes of Grath adorn the path that slammer klingks had tread when turning spades in everglades to flosticate the dead. Along the way the snorbels bay at freebled sprutelned that boogeymen had once again uphove above the shed. The buildings tall that housed the krawl are pictured carved in stone and all that’s left is now bereft of wrapes that might atone for scabs that feed our wrinkled breed, distraught and lying prone. Yes, flonk replaces merpeled traces deep inside, alone. There’s no retreat from incomplete, so durbies never dared, but streaped instead beneath their bed with franjent fangs unbeared; they knew the past could never last although the trumpets blared, for doogies, stripped, were ill equipped, no longer bald or haired. Like cavaliers with gougejent spears, well triggered for a tiff, slank vankulures with silver spurs embussed for grimp and griff (no question why, for “we can’t die”, the oft regleated riff); with little fuss the blunder bus krunged glimpfly off the cliff and fetid breet of grim defeat gave Grath its final whiff; the catapult had one result, all life lay lazelled stiff. The plastic waves that washed the graves, now homeland for the rutch, though faring worse when quenching thirst with warples in the hutch were nonetheless, as frunks confess, so pleasant to the touch exturbing sinks that watered wynx and onetime life as such. Like burning blotters slurping waters, skindles sipped their fill from koozing cracks between the tracks inhumed beneath the hill, then spawned the spores of Grathic wars that profit from the **** their victory tales, like crimson crails, reside in dung and dill. Those scrilly clouds that cowed the crowds neath radiation snapes left little less than watercress beneath their coffin’s drapes; yes, those unborn cannot adorn the pallor of the prapes so scrundlemun tinge bibberun, we ones who reap the wrapes. Yes, now-abandoned hetzelspan were once in time embroiled with merikained that firps extained until the weather roiled. What more, perchance, can happenstance inflict upon the koiled when pendlesnips are in eclipse and wrapes of Grath are soiled?
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Milka's mother dishes up dinner her father and brothers sit around the table Milka sits on the end deep in thought after dishing up all meals the mother sits down next to Milka opposite her husband the father says grace and they all mutter an Amen then begin the meal the father talks about a cow that's sick her brothers follow with talk of the fishes they nearly caught but got away Milka says nothing but watches her mother who talks about a new coat she'd like but was maybe (gazing at the husband) too dear Milka wonders if her mother does fancy Benny and if given a chance she'd lead him up to bed and have her middle-aged way with him and he just 16 and a bit Milka muses darkly mouthing mashed potatoes after all she always seems all over him if I'm upstairs bathing or getting ready always plying him with tea and biscuits and wiggling (according to Benny) her backside and pushing out her middle-aged ******* near him (if what Benny says is true) you're quiet her mother says what's got you in a mood? they all look at Milka with forks half way to their mouths nothing Milka says looking at the tablecloth a fork stuck in the sausage not in a mood just being quiet that's all she says you and Benny haven't had a tiff have you? her mother says leaning in towards her no we haven't Milka says wondering why her mother thinks that why she'd be interested in her and Benny your face says different her mother says the others continue to eat Milka says nothing but eats on Benny seems ok at work one of her brothers says smiling must be all right the other brother says never seen him so happy that's enough the mother says no winding Milka up you know what she's like if tormented Milka eats and stares at her father to see if he'll say anything the hens are laying well he says more eggs coming along than ever that's good mother says looking at him Milka gazes at her mother's ******* wondering if Benny was telling the truth about them being motherly and how would he know? she eats her sausage her eyes darkly aglow.
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May 9, 2016
May 9, 2016 at 2:48 AM UTC
HER EYES AGLOW 1964.
Milka's mother dishes up dinner her father and brothers sit around the table Milka sits on the end deep in thought after dishing up all meals the mother sits down next to Milka opposite her husband the father says grace and they all mutter an Amen then begin the meal the father talks about a cow that's sick her brothers follow with talk of the fishes they nearly caught but got away Milka says nothing but watches her mother who talks about a new coat she'd like but was maybe (gazing at the husband) too dear Milka wonders if her mother does fancy Benny and if given a chance she'd lead him up to bed and have her middle-aged way with him and he just 16 and a bit Milka muses darkly mouthing mashed potatoes after all she always seems all over him if I'm upstairs bathing or getting ready always plying him with tea and biscuits and wiggling (according to Benny) her backside and pushing out her middle-aged ******* near him (if what Benny says is true) you're quiet her mother says what's got you in a mood? they all look at Milka with forks half way to their mouths nothing Milka says looking at the tablecloth a fork stuck in the sausage not in a mood just being quiet that's all she says you and Benny haven't had a tiff have you? her mother says leaning in towards her no we haven't Milka says wondering why her mother thinks that why she'd be interested in her and Benny your face says different her mother says the others continue to eat Milka says nothing but eats on Benny seems ok at work one of her brothers says smiling must be all right the other brother says never seen him so happy that's enough the mother says no winding Milka up you know what she's like if tormented Milka eats and stares at her father to see if he'll say anything the hens are laying well he says more eggs coming along than ever that's good mother says looking at him Milka gazes at her mother's ******* wondering if Benny was telling the truth about them being motherly and how would he know? she eats her sausage her eyes darkly aglow.
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It's all gone wrong, you've had a few. Who to text to tell the news! Only important when you're ****** When you're not I don't exist On the net for all to see you love him and not me!! Tomorrow when the juice wears off you've forgotten who you've ****** off!! Act like it was all a big mistake, deleting all the comments made. So next time when you have a tiff don't tell the world at 2am, drunken facebook rants again. Because you cried wolf so many times, we no longer give a *****
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Mar 30, 2015
Mar 30, 2015 at 10:19 AM UTC
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