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For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
Echo Heads & Cowpat.....hahaha
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Remember when you were just a kid How you would sit on the beach for hours Waiting for the Sun to finally set Sleep on the beach Because you were tired from the day Remember how you would get chased By the girls at your Elementary school Hahah you had good times Till you found out and could really understand That the woman who lived in your house Who always sent you off to school Who kissed you good night Who told you she loved you Remember how you felt How you grew so angry Because the truth was that this woman Wasn't your real biological mother Your real one abandoned you She left you at 13 months old Left in the middle of the day In ***** soiled diapers She would pass out from the alcohol Crash from the high That the drugs gave her Leaving you hungry for hours Waking up when your father came home Or her drug dealer wanted something in return Just because she didn't have the money Remember all of those things Remember when you met her for the first time She asked your stepmom "Who is that? Is that Jr?" Yeah it was you Grown up and matured Remember the thought that passed through your mind How can she not know who the **** you are Remember how angry you were See I know all of this because Well simply put I am you I am 17 years of age I want you to remember the way you were Because with age comes wisdom And I have been privelaged enough To have a good sense of observation I have become very wise Well we have become very wise See I miss those times When we would ride our skateboard Or try to blow things up with a firecracker Hahaha remember those times Look I don't know if you remember all of this But if you ever get a chance to read this Know that I hate us I hate all of the darkness I hate every poem I write I hate everything I think about Simply because the darkness is towards her The poems are written for nobody but somebody And the things I think about Keep me up well into the late hours of the day Robert I hope you get a chance to read this Because this poem may be the last You may never get a chance to read this Because I hate the fact that I have so much pain So much of useless emotions And I am tired of dying within words Written on a piece of paper I want to embrace death So hopefully one day you will read this Even if you come back in a different life As somebody or somehing else Just read at least one line of this So the past doesn't repeat itself I hope you can forgive me                                                Sincerly,                                                      Robert Guerrero
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 4:20 PM UTC
Dear Robert,
Remember when you were just a kid How you would sit on the beach for hours Waiting for the Sun to finally set Sleep on the beach Because you were tired from the day Remember how you would get chased By the girls at your Elementary school Hahah you had good times Till you found out and could really understand That the woman who lived in your house Who always sent you off to school Who kissed you good night Who told you she loved you Remember how you felt How you grew so angry Because the truth was that this woman Wasn't your real biological mother Your real one abandoned you She left you at 13 months old Left in the middle of the day In ***** soiled diapers She would pass out from the alcohol Crash from the high That the drugs gave her Leaving you hungry for hours Waking up when your father came home Or her drug dealer wanted something in return Just because she didn't have the money Remember all of those things Remember when you met her for the first time She asked your stepmom "Who is that? Is that Jr?" Yeah it was you Grown up and matured Remember the thought that passed through your mind How can she not know who the **** you are Remember how angry you were See I know all of this because Well simply put I am you I am 17 years of age I want you to remember the way you were Because with age comes wisdom And I have been privelaged enough To have a good sense of observation I have become very wise Well we have become very wise See I miss those times When we would ride our skateboard Or try to blow things up with a firecracker Hahaha remember those times Look I don't know if you remember all of this But if you ever get a chance to read this Know that I hate us I hate all of the darkness I hate every poem I write I hate everything I think about Simply because the darkness is towards her The poems are written for nobody but somebody And the things I think about Keep me up well into the late hours of the day Robert I hope you get a chance to read this Because this poem may be the last You may never get a chance to read this Because I hate the fact that I have so much pain So much of useless emotions And I am tired of dying within words Written on a piece of paper I want to embrace death So hopefully one day you will read this Even if you come back in a different life As somebody or somehing else Just read at least one line of this So the past doesn't repeat itself I hope you can forgive me                                                Sincerly,                                                      Robert Guerrero
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This is a quick little quote I thought I should post by mine queen earl Jane..  Lol it's a funny thing she said I would like to post.. She make's me laugh hard with her comments sometimes. A very funny queen and always gives me the giggles...  This quote from her comes from s he keeps telling me she wants to work out for me to quote " look good" though in actuality I told her to hush lol because she is already very beautiful, elegant, and **** beyond mine thought process and beyond mine comprehension.. She's completely perfect to me as is. Though she keeps insisting she works out to flatten her belly to look good for me!!!! Lol she is already a doll... I told her not to work out for me since she already look's godly stunning. I told her if she want's to work out to do it for her to feel good about herself and for her to be happy doing what she wants to do..  Here's her quote. And our convo.... Enjoy lol. Sunday night fun!!! (:: Jane-I better make my tummy smaller than making my voice bigger. Loolll.... I wasnt able to do the work out this morning. Am gonna do it tonight Me- LOL, Queen u look wonderful. Just work out to be healthy and to feel good about yourself. Don't need to for me. U are already amazing looking to me. Duhhhh.... Jane-I will feel good if tummy is smaller and if i am beautiful. Loolll... Lool so i better do it. Haha.. Its exercise too. Duuuhhhhh...... Me- lol your funny you already look amazing woman!!! Hush! Or I'll **** Jane- I am not amazing looking... Since we will meet til i become engineer, i wanna look good those times.. Coz u might RUNAWAY if i dont do anything for myself. :( :( Me- Jane, you already look good so hush! You are the most beautiful woman I've seen in mine life, And ONLY beautiful elegant apple of mine eye queen ever! Jane- Thank you, but i wanna be better. Its not wrong to be better right??? Am not doing any lypo suction or adding silicone in my **** and ******* Looolll. I will just work out,be fit, toned, be better and be beautiful...Lool. Nothings wrong with that right?? Hahaha! Me- lol silicone to **** LOL.... U are already amazingly looking! But if you wanna work out , go for it hahah!! Will make you happier hahaha!!! Jane- Loooll am laughing alone here. Looll .... Its better than putting CRAPS in my body right??!!! Dont wanna be a walking plastic. Looll Me- LOL craps? LOLL...you should make a poem about that, called walking plastic... I should post that in HP seriously, quoted by you. Lolll!!! Jane- Yeah you copy our conversation and paste there. Haha. It will be trending. Looll... Chat goes on. Lol just gives me a laugh her line saying... Quote (Its better than putting CRAPS in my body right??!!! Dont wanna be a walking plastic) Also her quote: ( Am not doing any lypo suction or adding silicone in my **** and ******* LOL I love you so much Jane Nagley!! You make me laugh so hard baby!!! I love you more... Don't care if anyone reads this you said to post it so I did lol oh well... I love you moreeeeeeeee queen!!! Me more!!! ©Brandon Nagley \Earl Jane conversation on November 22nd,2015.....
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Nov 22, 2015
Nov 22, 2015 at 10:40 PM UTC
Walking plastic quote by mine queen jane.... Our conversation tonight... (:::
This is a quick little quote I thought I should post by mine queen earl Jane..  Lol it's a funny thing she said I would like to post.. She make's me laugh hard with her comments sometimes. A very funny queen and always gives me the giggles...  This quote from her comes from s he keeps telling me she wants to work out for me to quote " look good" though in actuality I told her to hush lol because she is already very beautiful, elegant, and **** beyond mine thought process and beyond mine comprehension.. She's completely perfect to me as is. Though she keeps insisting she works out to flatten her belly to look good for me!!!! Lol she is already a doll... I told her not to work out for me since she already look's godly stunning. I told her if she want's to work out to do it for her to feel good about herself and for her to be happy doing what she wants to do..  Here's her quote. And our convo.... Enjoy lol. Sunday night fun!!! (:: Jane-I better make my tummy smaller than making my voice bigger. Loolll.... I wasnt able to do the work out this morning. Am gonna do it tonight Me- LOL, Queen u look wonderful. Just work out to be healthy and to feel good about yourself. Don't need to for me. U are already amazing looking to me. Duhhhh.... Jane-I will feel good if tummy is smaller and if i am beautiful. Loolll... Lool so i better do it. Haha.. Its exercise too. Duuuhhhhh...... Me- lol your funny you already look amazing woman!!! Hush! Or I'll **** Jane- I am not amazing looking... Since we will meet til i become engineer, i wanna look good those times.. Coz u might RUNAWAY if i dont do anything for myself. :( :( Me- Jane, you already look good so hush! You are the most beautiful woman I've seen in mine life, And ONLY beautiful elegant apple of mine eye queen ever! Jane- Thank you, but i wanna be better. Its not wrong to be better right??? Am not doing any lypo suction or adding silicone in my **** and ******* Looolll. I will just work out,be fit, toned, be better and be beautiful...Lool. Nothings wrong with that right?? Hahaha! Me- lol silicone to **** LOL.... U are already amazingly looking! But if you wanna work out , go for it hahah!! Will make you happier hahaha!!! Jane- Loooll am laughing alone here. Looll .... Its better than putting CRAPS in my body right??!!! Dont wanna be a walking plastic. Looll Me- LOL craps? LOLL...you should make a poem about that, called walking plastic... I should post that in HP seriously, quoted by you. Lolll!!! Jane- Yeah you copy our conversation and paste there. Haha. It will be trending. Looll... Chat goes on. Lol just gives me a laugh her line saying... Quote (Its better than putting CRAPS in my body right??!!! Dont wanna be a walking plastic) Also her quote: ( Am not doing any lypo suction or adding silicone in my **** and ******* LOL I love you so much Jane Nagley!! You make me laugh so hard baby!!! I love you more... Don't care if anyone reads this you said to post it so I did lol oh well... I love you moreeeeeeeee queen!!! Me more!!! ©Brandon Nagley \Earl Jane conversation on November 22nd,2015.....
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Hahah Really!? Just because we err  doesn't mean we dumb. Or that we don't hear It just means we fail And lie. Still victorious conquerors, more or less. Some heir to dress. You big G Talk a walk with me Follow or staulk it thats up your tree But error is that flawfasee? known one as religiously Scaled eyes your puck stuckin suckin cant see and im iceman **** your deviliceofsee ....devise of demons indructreent but still I don't fluctypueight or punctuate till I say best the rest is your jokers test Freewill defines who a joke and whos left right? Im sorry. But judges get, not so nice. Cause Old is light tenned frend bend matters it does to you jedi and saint tho too gamer and player show view. I switch from me and then back to you. But what order is up  2 you. Good game yo ^-^ hope I showed love more than judgement...
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 4:05 AM UTC
to the grammer nazis
My world is turning in the middle of the night and I ask myself when will it be right you can throw your words sharper than a knife and leave me bleeding begging for my life so I stand down I stand down before you push me down yeah you always push me around now you only give me sweet kisses when I'm broken, when I'm broken........ that's what I have so far :)
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Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 2:38 PM UTC
I dont know what to name this yet hahah
RECORD: I LIV)E}D] ON THE MOON FROGMAN: KWOON RECORD: UNGODLY Froot frogman: wax tailor YOU'all are just like other people We love to sting sHe loves to trance he admires b-e-a-utiful twoomen Us're whoman And most-times, twoo whomans :Now I know my ABC'S watch me confuse'em like the bourgeoisie: -"but he pronounced it like Bilgemonkzees"- ( . . 3 . Oh dear, I hope you don't forget to feed me . .   2 . "I am still learning," and I've Dear'd to Remember to Forget my Confusions . . REFORM: WRITE FOR SELFSE {B-E-A-Grateful no-s1: "Read DeadHeads to BEGIN,                                      or Blue Tails to END" -flips coin- } } 1 . . CONTINUE: DON'T FORGET RECORD: curiosity's and imagination's FROGMAN: selfse program: INTROFLECTION, I think "We've thunk it once before, but it Bears repeating, now" LISTEN to us, all of you. Que'Sera! -caches Bit- HA!    VV    !AH         S A Y       HAHAH -Opens Mind- "MY FROG... we're full of chars-" - [May{jor(+/-)To}m] = E.ven-One -- 1999-2001, a Race Ode-vent-you-See [END OF LINE] for those who may be hamyoung-us for the first time {END OF MY RHiYMnE} And Whu-may-n't be pondering what isn't going to clappin now. (BEGIN TO /S/hEwE TiME) It is of Coarse : Smoothing for the Mind, Body, and The Selfse of us all. So, SPEAK/ . 0\UP |Whyever needs Bee? Wills Bee.| Oh, you're di-vidend? Oi've got these Two Mackszillery Tired Molaz, Whight. whand day I was cwussin'a peace'a fwaery'dandy and tay cwacked, whont down ta cagey'mentals. now ta twooe woots is eckzpozed. and i sding'em evewy dway . . .-inserts troothpic- jrus'tho da gwhothet OH's it's thrill'a jlive one up'teir -- prole /and the ghost speaks:   ?_       /\             /
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Mar 12, 2016
Mar 12, 2016 at 3:36 PM UTC
The Letter-Ing: there are answers but can a whoa-man be logical
RECORD: I LIV)E}D] ON THE MOON FROGMAN: KWOON RECORD: UNGODLY Froot frogman: wax tailor YOU'all are just like other people We love to sting sHe loves to trance he admires b-e-a-utiful twoomen Us're whoman And most-times, twoo whomans :Now I know my ABC'S watch me confuse'em like the bourgeoisie: -"but he pronounced it like Bilgemonkzees"- ( . . 3 . Oh dear, I hope you don't forget to feed me . .   2 . "I am still learning," and I've Dear'd to Remember to Forget my Confusions . . REFORM: WRITE FOR SELFSE {B-E-A-Grateful no-s1: "Read DeadHeads to BEGIN,                                      or Blue Tails to END" -flips coin- } } 1 . . CONTINUE: DON'T FORGET RECORD: curiosity's and imagination's FROGMAN: selfse program: INTROFLECTION, I think "We've thunk it once before, but it Bears repeating, now" LISTEN to us, all of you. Que'Sera! -caches Bit- HA!    VV    !AH         S A Y       HAHAH -Opens Mind- "MY FROG... we're full of chars-" - [May{jor(+/-)To}m] = E.ven-One -- 1999-2001, a Race Ode-vent-you-See [END OF LINE] for those who may be hamyoung-us for the first time {END OF MY RHiYMnE} And Whu-may-n't be pondering what isn't going to clappin now. (BEGIN TO /S/hEwE TiME) It is of Coarse : Smoothing for the Mind, Body, and The Selfse of us all. So, SPEAK/ . 0\UP |Whyever needs Bee? Wills Bee.| Oh, you're di-vidend? Oi've got these Two Mackszillery Tired Molaz, Whight. whand day I was cwussin'a peace'a fwaery'dandy and tay cwacked, whont down ta cagey'mentals. now ta twooe woots is eckzpozed. and i sding'em evewy dway . . .-inserts troothpic- jrus'tho da gwhothet OH's it's thrill'a jlive one up'teir -- prole /and the ghost speaks:   ?_       /\             /
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I cant afford to live out side your walls...Be out side the gates...Function with out your laws...Put food on my plate...You support me...for I lean...Control me...tho unseen...coruption of my insinct...For with you i dont think...no need to when you do.... all that i need you...goo goo gaga... speach for a grown man... he he hahah...You control my right hand...So I eat with my left...brush my teeth wipe my ass...indentity theft ...As you sit back and laugh...but I cant afford to live outside your walls...function with out your laws..Be outside your gates...I cant put food on my plate...#IknowthatImstrongerthenthis.....
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Jan 19, 2012
Jan 19, 2012 at 9:06 AM UTC
Support
Living is a punishment for our past life sins If you disagree you can throw your criticism in the dustbin Waking up just to face that ******** all over again I don't even care if my poems or whatever you call it rhyme anymore I guess this is the one place I can vent out my anger I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you by coming in your news feed you can block me you know But i keep questioning myself Why live life which is gonna go unnoticed; just gives me more stress Meh I think I need therapy or maybe just food Why am i in this lousy mood Hahah it rhymed up there^ Writing is my only breakthrough So i wish one day i can look back at this thing and have a hearty life no relax im not suicidal just having a bad time and believe it or not writing nonsense feels so good i can actually feel the pressure lifting it's like a gift he's given all of us, write and feel your mood shifting there i did it again :D too a happier life and the end of my strife
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Apr 8, 2014
Apr 8, 2014 at 12:25 PM UTC
Untitled
I am going to tell you a story. A short story. A terrible one. It might be me. It might not be. I did not know him. I did not know anybody around. It was a new class. He sat behind me. The lecture commenced. He touched my back. Accidentally, I assumed. I forgave him in my mind. And I did not turn back. Another time. Must be accidental, again. Forgivance granted. Turned back? Haha no. Thrice? Four times in a row? I could have turned back and glared. I did not. I ignored him. I hate myself for that. Suddenly I felt a hand in my top. I was shocked. I panicked within. But put on a calm front. And did not turn back. I ignored him again. I hate myself more, for that. His hand Reached my right breast. I have no clue how. I felt as though I was dead already. Strangely The people around us were oblivious; Of the heinous crime in procession. He very casually lingered about. And very casually pulled his hand back. All content. I ignored him, hahah. Did not turn back, still. I so hate myself for that. This might seem insignificant to one. A matter too trifling to controvert about. But it was not. For me. The lecture ended. Later on?   A meek complain, I did. But it was as ignored. As his malice was by me. But on much persistence and support. I stood up again. I did not resist his advances then, yes. That was bad. But understand, One cannot. But I finally gathered some courage. To stand up against it. Against him. He was a ***** hahah. Inbox-ed me an apology on Facebook! Had a 'sorry' been a solution, This would have been a perfect world. But it is not. I had a proof now Though. Of his evil deed. Thanks to Facebook. The screenshot was shown, And punished was he. I had never felt so happy! Third of August. Twenty-thirteen. It has been a year. I overcame my apprehensions, The miseries, the horrors. To be the happy me. That I now am. I still regret not having taken a stand. At the very moment I was supposed to. Sigh.
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 10:38 AM UTC
That touch.
I am going to tell you a story. A short story. A terrible one. It might be me. It might not be. I did not know him. I did not know anybody around. It was a new class. He sat behind me. The lecture commenced. He touched my back. Accidentally, I assumed. I forgave him in my mind. And I did not turn back. Another time. Must be accidental, again. Forgivance granted. Turned back? Haha no. Thrice? Four times in a row? I could have turned back and glared. I did not. I ignored him. I hate myself for that. Suddenly I felt a hand in my top. I was shocked. I panicked within. But put on a calm front. And did not turn back. I ignored him again. I hate myself more, for that. His hand Reached my right breast. I have no clue how. I felt as though I was dead already. Strangely The people around us were oblivious; Of the heinous crime in procession. He very casually lingered about. And very casually pulled his hand back. All content. I ignored him, hahah. Did not turn back, still. I so hate myself for that. This might seem insignificant to one. A matter too trifling to controvert about. But it was not. For me. The lecture ended. Later on?   A meek complain, I did. But it was as ignored. As his malice was by me. But on much persistence and support. I stood up again. I did not resist his advances then, yes. That was bad. But understand, One cannot. But I finally gathered some courage. To stand up against it. Against him. He was a ***** hahah. Inbox-ed me an apology on Facebook! Had a 'sorry' been a solution, This would have been a perfect world. But it is not. I had a proof now Though. Of his evil deed. Thanks to Facebook. The screenshot was shown, And punished was he. I had never felt so happy! Third of August. Twenty-thirteen. It has been a year. I overcame my apprehensions, The miseries, the horrors. To be the happy me. That I now am. I still regret not having taken a stand. At the very moment I was supposed to. Sigh.
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you make me remember care breathe and think when all i want is to forget drink my worries away and not give a **** it is better your way but more fun with mine i wish you would go away so i could have a good time and not feel guilty for fun *** or sleeping the day away stop trying to make things okay
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Apr 10, 2011
Apr 10, 2011 at 7:37 PM UTC
Untitled; its soo bad hahah.
"But, I thought..." "HAHAH fat *** did you really think that anyone would like you. (With a crowd behind her) "I... I just thought." "Well you thought wrong ***** AHAH (The whole crowd laughs)" "But what did I do?" "You were talking **** about me, yeah he told me, go die you ***** (More laughs from the crowd)" "No I don't talk about people... I didn't say anything" "Oh "OK Sure" Yeah go say that you *** No one likes you. Go **** you're self. HAHA (More)" She walked out of the girls restroom along with the crowd. Me one the floor crying. I crawl to the nearest stall. I stay there for about 5 minutes. I soak up my tears to accept the fact that I have to go back. In my head I thought take her out, punch her, kick her, DO SOMETHING! I didn't, I wanted to. No cameras in the bathroom. No proof that anything happened that day. I wish I would have fought back. But I was afraid. Lies lead up to this. He told lies. He, she, they, them. Lies.
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Jan 10, 2013
Jan 10, 2013 at 8:31 PM UTC
Lies
Hahah I like to joke I like to joke with you all the time Your reactions makes it better after each time I say i want to be with you forever I say i will never let you stay with anyone if not me I say i would **** you for love I say you are my everything But hahah you know You know thats all a joke right?
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Oct 27, 2017
Oct 27, 2017 at 8:01 PM UTC
Jokes
uppers, downers something to make me feel. pop a pill and then this world feels so surreal. smoke a bowl, and my problems are gone with the smoke. give me something strong something that will make me choke. my life is a joke. and I'm trynna get through it, but i can only depend on substances that are therapeutic.
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Apr 18, 2018
Apr 18, 2018 at 7:06 PM UTC
Hahah Im a JOKE
So this is it This miserable Pointless terrible Meaningless Existence On this stupid planet! Hahah listen to that Sounds like some stupid Whining petulant child I can't get what I want bangs fists I want a female friend I guess I'll never have one And nobody cares Sometimes I laugh Other times I cry The world is a ******* up place And I'll tell you why Because nothing is real It's a programmed deal What am I Suppose to feel? My body I do not like That much Not too much fun I worked out And went for a run And this morning I spurted c** They'll send you to An institution And lock you away Just put on a fake smile And pretend It's all okay It's just another day And it's all the same All the same All the same to me Walking on the edge Of eternity It is a blessing And a curse To see and to see Is this all you have to offer Nothing more? This miserable life Is such a bore I do nothing all day And nothing all year A world full of nothing I find it so queer They lied to me About this place I like friendly women I have an honest face And so I go walking alone And I return home To watch movies again I am a part time worker And in the morning a jerker
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 3:43 PM UTC
Lonely Feelings
"But, I thought..." 
"HAHAH fat *** did you really think that anyone would like you. (With a crowd behind her) 
"I... I just thought." 
"Well you thought wrong ***** AHAH (The whole crowd laughs)" 
"But what did I do?" 
"You were talking **** about me, yeah he told me, go die you ***** (More laughs from the crowd)"
 "No I don't talk about people... I didn't say anything" 
"Oh "OK Sure" Yeah go say that you *** No one likes you. Go **** you're self. HAHA (More)" 
She walked out of the girls restroom along with the crowd. Me one the floor crying. I crawl to the nearest stall. I stay there for about 5 minutes. I soak up my tears to accept the fact that I have to go back. In my head I thought take her out, punch her, kick her, DO SOMETHING! I didn't, I wanted to. No cameras in the bathroom. No proof that anything happened that day. I wish I would have fought back. But I was afraid. Lies lead up to this. He told lies. He, she, they, them. Lies.
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Oct 20, 2013
Oct 20, 2013 at 6:41 PM UTC
Lies
Retirement Planning hahah Americans don't get To retire Anymore At least people age 30 to 50 Maybe if you are older And worked your whole life This country is so ******* And a debt That is unpayable Corrupt banksters A nation that aborts millions America is going to be Like a third world country I'll be lucky just to get enough To eat Not to mention Water scarcity And the population in CA Just keeps going up and up And every family Wants to have 3 kids! The earth can't support All these people In the end you know It will big just one big **** storm A free for all They will be hauling People off to FEMA camps For mass killing The globalists Want a big population Reduction in this nation How badly do you want To survive? Forget about a decent job Or a wife Or some type of life Just make it through The next day In this struggle to survive
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Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015 at 11:21 PM UTC
Retirement Planning, What A Joke
Loving this movie! Hahah On YouTube What a life Lol
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Jul 31, 2015
Jul 31, 2015 at 1:49 PM UTC
Klingon Academy
stop trying?? what do you mean by that you old, dead ******* scoundrel! whats your aim? where were you living when you wrote those ****** words! what are you trying to pull? what cruel sick joke? What little passe last toot did you think you had in your gut? ! what kind of full bodied lack of thought thumb up nose remark! you’re wrong, or you’re too right!! graying hair, you ugly man, you elegant, beautiful man! ! stop haunting me! stop advocating your poison! Trechourous fuckerrry! Troll of urban america, swigging down your swank, your swag, your style! Bahh! you don’t know a domesticated pet from an animal, you do not know of institution! You make your little assumption and laugh! inhale and **** and like ice cream Ironically! Why would you see and then subject me? ! hahah I’m laughing really hard about it! That’s what you leave me with? trechoruous truth, mock your fellow poets, mark vonnegut, shut up you dead man! ! You would like an ironic joke, wouldn’t you old fellow! are you closer to god now? ! Triumph in your misery, and make a little makeshift idol out of it, and hold it up to the stink of the barlight, that pale chicken soup of sun seeping into your existence, and ******* out into a trough and lyrically blessing the underworld with new tounges. ! ! whatever man, !
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Jan 24, 2015
Jan 24, 2015 at 6:34 PM UTC
A Bad Poem For a Dead Poet (Bukowski, The beautiful ugly)
-I could probably make a lot of new friends right now, friends for the night. high me iss so good at talking -what was the last thing i texted? I hope i didn't send that to you -I want to show you these sometime so ewe can laugh at how stupid high i was. but i feel like you'd disapprove of this or something. if you were here i'd like this dream more. is this a dream? -But my heart is in my throat and everything feels fake or too real, way too real and i bet i'm super annoying to you. -I looked in the mirror and saw my mouth smile but i thought it was open and blank -Feels like there are strands of hair covering my eyes and half of my brain is stuck between each rib i think i could reach down my throat and feel it -Can't tell if we crashed and are riding to find out what exactly happens when you die -can't remember if bailey actually ever decided to like me or i've just been pretending he does maybe i have been dreaming -eww if i let him read this i'll regret it and he'll think i'm lame -Eeven more now because i said that hahah -Brush my teeth, go *** wash my face, ibuprofen, don't grab your lighter to your skin, go to bed, fall asleep, wake up without the lag -God life is weird i don't know what i want out of life "you can choose what you do with your life, but you can't choose what life does with you." -I bet *** right now would feel amazinggg right now in his room on the floor probably -My eye sockets look and feel sooo deep/far back and have i ever moved from this spot in front of the mirror **** me for sending you messages tonight ahhh it's probably too much ahh i feel annoying -Wait did i send you those messages did i write tht down what have i been thinking (god what have you been of me) -I wish you had gone to the party, all those guys would have loved you. there was jamming and everyone was as drunk and friendly as the guy you met camping that oput his cigarette in between the strings of your guitar -ask bailey to Go to hector's falls and the observatory on wednesdays where you can see Jupiter at -The puppet can't pull its own strings but **** am i trying to
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Aug 17, 2014
Aug 17, 2014 at 12:34 PM UTC
drafts
-I could probably make a lot of new friends right now, friends for the night. high me iss so good at talking -what was the last thing i texted? I hope i didn't send that to you -I want to show you these sometime so ewe can laugh at how stupid high i was. but i feel like you'd disapprove of this or something. if you were here i'd like this dream more. is this a dream? -But my heart is in my throat and everything feels fake or too real, way too real and i bet i'm super annoying to you. -I looked in the mirror and saw my mouth smile but i thought it was open and blank -Feels like there are strands of hair covering my eyes and half of my brain is stuck between each rib i think i could reach down my throat and feel it -Can't tell if we crashed and are riding to find out what exactly happens when you die -can't remember if bailey actually ever decided to like me or i've just been pretending he does maybe i have been dreaming -eww if i let him read this i'll regret it and he'll think i'm lame -Eeven more now because i said that hahah -Brush my teeth, go *** wash my face, ibuprofen, don't grab your lighter to your skin, go to bed, fall asleep, wake up without the lag -God life is weird i don't know what i want out of life "you can choose what you do with your life, but you can't choose what life does with you." -I bet *** right now would feel amazinggg right now in his room on the floor probably -My eye sockets look and feel sooo deep/far back and have i ever moved from this spot in front of the mirror **** me for sending you messages tonight ahhh it's probably too much ahh i feel annoying -Wait did i send you those messages did i write tht down what have i been thinking (god what have you been of me) -I wish you had gone to the party, all those guys would have loved you. there was jamming and everyone was as drunk and friendly as the guy you met camping that oput his cigarette in between the strings of your guitar -ask bailey to Go to hector's falls and the observatory on wednesdays where you can see Jupiter at -The puppet can't pull its own strings but **** am i trying to
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Ahh...I fed the trolls Yippie...I've got them going Now all in a frenzy gnashing and chopping at the bit they got their meals a bit of attention they've crawled from under the rotten pile feeding like crazy but they still have floopies little hanging bits that can't work proper two minutes and all over max and finish hahaha hahah Come vent, come share yer miseries lash out yer ******* thimble Toms I look down and see nine If I was three I'll be you hahaha thank heavens who wants to be you I'd rather stay in the rain and watch the rainbow and sing “Nine Is God” by Wavves. or “9 Crimes” by Damien Rice. but not  Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons. or He Wan't Man Enough - Toni Braxton hahaha hahaha hahaha
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Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 6:13 PM UTC
Yippie...I snap my fingers, they bark aaaahh...
Every time I inquire /  ask Can u be the magic 8 ball But a white ball Because I like my magic man with a White ball hahah Who grants yes or no To my question that's Life important
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Jan 20, 2019
Jan 20, 2019 at 11:43 PM UTC
Magic 8 ball
You will age You will lose your health eventually You will die So all you will have Is the person you were And how you treated others I guess And it's not an automatic process Mother lives in a fantasy world Where nothing can ever go wrong Where America prospers The day our economy fails And there isn't a **** thing In the markets And there is a big global war I will simply say I told you so I told you so Human beings repeat The same mistakes Over and over again! If you think you have it bad now Remember things can And do get worse Hahah!
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Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 8:21 PM UTC
Earth *****
I've done all this to myself; And gee, wasn't it "some kind of ride.."? They all say I've got so much potential, But I seem to have misplaced my mind. Awe.. I'm okay. Seriously. "Hahah! It happens all the time.." **** I am always letting the people I love down. I rarely write anymore. Compared to the apparent standards. The root for all my actions I still haven't found. Yet I am brave enough to say that I let them pass me around.. Anyway.. I try to draw and paint, But, absolutely nothing truly inspiring or motivational comes to mind. Also, ugh um , I'm a little more than a wee bit bad at drawing what I see in my head. But I love art. Sometimes it just says what words cannot. God knows I could use help expressing my feelings. I'm selfish. Oh! That reminds me, good luck guessing my next move. ;) Hahah, admit it. That transition was pretty smooth. Teehee Feeling pretty playful. Too bad I'm such an *** Why don't I feel guilty for my actions?.. Because I behaved the way I felt and I did it with passion. But, seriously.
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May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 5:14 PM UTC
Whatever you want It to be, baby. ;)
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Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 12:39 AM UTC
lolol
I love ****
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Apr 8, 2014
Apr 8, 2014 at 2:59 PM UTC
Hahah