Have you never told the truth Even in your untrustworthy youth? Did ever make a habit of saying what you mean? You’re the biggest fake and loser many have ever seen. When you look into the mirror, what is it you see? Can you tell how far you’ve fallen from humanity? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine.
You make up crap so fast you can’t keep track. So much sounds like it came out of the other crack. You cheat and brazenly brag about your cheating. At the Devil’s table you needn’t worry about seating. You’ll be right there at Beelzebub’s right hand And you’ll have friends there, won’t it be grand? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine.
The way you look and dress, and your awful voice Makes me change the channel if I have any choice. If the gym I go to has you on the cable TV I switch the gym I go to as quickly as can be. I never take kindly to liars and to bragging thieves. I hope your crimes will match the penalty you receive. You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine.
Dear Donald, wait. strike that. You cattle rustler in a black hat, You cheated and you lied to us On just about a daily basis. You made a list of promises Of what you would do for us But you did the exact opposite Meaning not a single word of it.
Half of us settled on you to be The man with enough responsibility To make our country great but yet There wasn’t much wrong with it. We can’t say that today, can we? You and your cabinet detest reality. You make claims and even worse Most of what you say is in reverse.
Now you’re off kidnapping kids With no shame for what you did. You steal babies and fly them away And charge voters a thousand a day! And if that wasn’t far enough off track You charge parents to get them back. Then you insist someone else is to blame. Ugly man, why no sense of shame?
You have taken our country down. You went from an political clown To an arch criminal like we’ve never seen. For decades you smiled in glossy magazines. Now you’re applauding dictators and Your cabinet is a robber baron’s band. You deserve to be put into a prison If any of our lawmakers had wisdom.
So, this is your Dear Donald letter Bad motor scooter, and a worse go-getter, Telling you a ferocious goodbye. Take it as a fact, and don’t lie. If there is a bit of integrity remaining, We’ll **** on you and tell you it’s raining.
Stuporstar, he’s a Stuporstar He counts on how dumb you are; He says a lot of stupid things He wears them like diamond rings. He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He’ll rob and gut you like a pig. He just assumes his fans are dim He is sure it is all about him.
He believes he is so very smart He drives his fancy golf cart And decorates his home with gold Being wealthy just never gets old. He thinks we’re all fascinated With the legend he’s created That he was saved by the sea By a queen when he was a baby.
He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He’ll rob and gut you like a pig. He just assumes his fans are dim He is sure it is all about him.
He’s sure he can shoot you down And his ratings won’t go down; That he says the best you ever heard Because he has the very best words. He’s smarter than all the generals. First in his class, we all know his name Thinks the world is his computer game. Thinks all his dupes loves all he’ll do. The truth is, he don’t care about you.
Stuporstar, he’s a Stuporstar He counts on how dumb you are; He says a lot of stupid things, He wears them like diamond rings. He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He will rob and gut you like a pig.