I guess I’m a ***** now cause I said your beats need bass Sometimes I wish I could smack ya face Leave your *** without a trace
You said you didn’t ask for my advice but want me to be to your wife? If you don’t try to grow, I swear on my life I’ll be the first one to stick the knife
Right now that guy looks enticing Cause my partner ain’t inviting I’m tired of the vibrating Of my purple play thing The time you’re wasting
I run cause I seek safety Anywhere where someone won’t play me I’m not ******, I’m not ******* He calls me names so our ways parted I can go the distance but I’ll end up where I started
Conintously trying, my brain is frying Can no longer comprehend which way my back should bend You bend me over **** me raw, my ***** is he best thing You ever saw You make me bend over backwards Whenever you think you ain’t wrong You remind my of my favorite song You should stronger than me, am I wrong?
As I looked at it She bent over In anticipation I knew it would come through It was cloudy but still beautiful Her moon was Playing peek a boo with me Sometimes it was crescent Sometimes I wouldn't see it at all But this time The clouds parted And I saw it In all her beauty And I felt it for a brief moment Only a moment Her full glorious moon Peeked out to me...
I miss your ***** Almost as much as i miss your ******* I want you more than i can comprehend These perverted thoughts i dont even pretend Theyre not all i think about all day Also i can honestly say I ******* to her At a massive rate It blows my mind How one of a kind This georgious ******* girl is Please oh please will ya be my miss I swear ill be better to you Than anybody ever you never knew If you swear down youll be mine Ill bring you flowers on valentines Black roses that remind us of death and **** Ill make sure you are aways well lit High as a kite you know what i mean? And dispite of how crazy it seems, When i do finally greet death, Hopfully overdosed on some neat ****, I will be embraced by satan himself, BUT WHAT NO! WHATS THAT BEHIND THE SHELF?! Out flys a glorious Anni Chariot pulled by badass pegasi She pulls out her mighty scabard Slices and dices the decaying ******* wait wait went off track a bit That last part...didnt quite fit But im just obsessing Seriously not messing I want you so bad It makes me so mad I want you and all of you Im not queit sure what to do From there But i dont care. My one and only demand I just want to hold your hand
Brothers! And some sisters too... It’s time! It’s time to step forward And proclaim to the people We love *** We adore *** Don’t be offended It’s just a compliment...
I’m an *** man That’s who I am ***** shorts are like Spidey Senses Yoga Pants are letting people know what you haved Sundress Season makes me incoherent I don’t give a **** So many, so little time If you got a big one, you're considered a dime I’m not a rapper But I can rhyme Some call me perverted I call me observant Is that a big crime? When I stand behind her And she grinds on me at the time Don’t trip Y’all do it too Some chicks act like it’s a big taboo It’s really not It's because you’re hot Whoops I forgot, they get told that nonstop But that *** though Make it bounce I want to tap it So juicy So bubbly So yummy On top of that, literally she’s a beauty. Put your hands up like Billy Gunn If you’re like me It’s time To step forward and say I am an *** man
An appreciation poem about the female hindquarters...
Glasses up, Hair down *** up, Face down Ignore the sisters, I’m after the cousins The catholic approved crevasse to bust in I wouldn’t say im obsessed But the ***** demon has me possessed I’d call you blessed, its what you guessed I’m hard pressed to bend you east and get at the west I’m on a ***** quest with a lascivious request to admire the caboose cleft I can’t repent the intent of this unspent cement But I’ll give up **** for lent Embark on a posterior pilgrimage of preposterous proportions, Devoted to the search for thy voluminous bloons for which I swoon