The tread on yer shoes aint there. The tread on yer shoes aint there nowhere. Worn out beyond compare, the whole pair, so you slipped off yer **** and fell down the stairs! Ya hollered and yelled the moment ya fell, but no one came to help! A loud KABOOM, but no one in their rooms could even hear ya yelp! It rained that night ya stepped outside to a nasty tumbling blunder! Cuddled up, cozied up in our beds cause we all just thought it was thunder.
Stomp Stomp Stomp like an old wet mop, you was mad as a hornet's nest! Had to sit through what happened to you, and you made sure of it! Said you was out there just a cryin for help, while everyone just stayed put. You reminded us again of what happened to you, then bent over and showed yer ****.
Not sayin that this matter is a funny disaster. But seein that yer fine, don't mind the laughter!
Better go get new shoes today, or this might happen again. Land on yer **** like that, I say, and you might just break yer chin!