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NOTE: THIS IS  NOT POEM!! Just Humor. Little Humor I just came up with today!! Morrow of the Story is, He's not Dead He's just gone.

A Genie told a Girl one Day.
I will Grant you 3 wishes!!

She replies:
3 wishes?
The genie: Yes Three wishes!!

Okay she said

Since her Ex wouldn't
Leave her Alone!
(Crying about come on
Baby let's work it out)

The Genie replied Again:
So, what are your 3 Wishes?

She replied:

I wish you VANISHED!!
I wish you GONE!!
I wish you LEAVE ME!!
THE HELL ALONE!!
FOREVER!!

The Genie Blinked his eyes and leaned forward and said

WISH GRANTED!!!

The Next few days there were Flyers of his face posted on Light poles with MISSING!!! At the bottom.


B.R.
Date: 10/19/2022
In the stillness of time,
is where I tend to live,
Tranquility and peace,
is what calmness will give.

Everything is at a halt,
and is frozen in time,
a time to decompress and
to just to unwind.

To live in this state,
will be so divine, happiness
for those few moments,
will feel just fine.

I wish that I could stay,
in this frame of reposed mind,
just to dwell for a lifetime,
Frozen in this time.


B.R.
Date: 10/18/2024
Success can come in many ways,
If you only continue to try,
Just Keep on putting in the hard work,
You will find your pie in the sky.

Most People feel it won't be easy,
They're expect for you to fail, but
Don't give in, give it all you got,
For, Your successfulness will prevail.

Continue on down the pathway,
Of doing your very, very best,
Continue to strive for achievements, and
Success will do all the rest.

It shows within your demeanor,
Continue to keep hope alive
Keep working hard, you got this,
Continue to flourish and thrive.

Success come from failures,
succeed and you will know,
Through challenges we grow,
Toward success we go


B.R.
Date: 6/13/2024
The show is now over,
we can all go home,
the Spectacular Entertainment
has now been shown.
A Fantastic show
of awe and suspense,
it just blew us away,
our money was well spent.
The Curtains are down,
The crowds start to form,
we applauded with excitement,
yelling out  "ENCORE!!!"
As we rise from our seats, and
we straightway to the door.
We Laughed and we Cried,
we Cheered and we Sighed,
The Production was Fantastic
now, it's Time to say goodye.
it was a Terrific night
of joy and delight
it was awesome, and
splendid
"JUST DYNAMITE!!!!"
The Auditorium is still,
not a sound or a peep,
what remains in this state,
is the SIGHT OF EMPTY SEATS.
This PRODUCTION is OVER and
has come to an end,
Will see ya'll next year and
let's do this thing again,
entertainment is what we are,
UNTIL NEXT TIME DEAR FRIENDS!!!!


B.R.
Date: 10/16/2024
(Silly writing sense of humor)
If there were some kind of conflict between all the Holidays!! This is how it would be!!
(I apologize for it being so long!!!)



Christmas was Robbed!!
Leprechaun stoled Christmas!!
but Not the grinch "NO!!"
but the Leprechaun!! "YES!!"

Cos, the grinch stoled his gold,
He was uncanny, evil, bold.
It does seem kinda odd that
Kris Kringle just got Robbed.

The Easter Bunny got
Robbed from Cupid but
come on now that's really stupid.
Cupid took over Easter, so in revenge,

The Easter bunny took Valentines and
brought it to an end!!
The Easter Bunny thought he and
Cupid were Friends
Because, to the Easter Bunny,
he thought the
Friendship would mend!!

Once again, the Leprechaun had
gotten Robbed "Thrice!!!"
From our American Uncle
and that wasn't very nice.

Uncle Sam stoled his taxes,
his gold and Color green
now, that was wrong and
was downright mean.

Instead of Red, White and blue,
He saw the color green and
I mean like literally!!!

So, to get him back because
that wasn't cool,
month April stoled 3 colors
the Red, White and Blue,
Just to get him back and
to make him the April Fool.

Halloween stoled Thanksgiving and
the Turkey away
And told him:
you'll never see
A Day of Giving or your Turkey
Again!!

A Day of Giving was calm and
said that's alright!!
I have no beef with you,
you have one frightful night.
people are
Thankful like Everyday!!!
celebrating Thanksgiving
which falls on Thursday.

So, go away now because
you're such a fright,
Give back my Turkey and Thanksgiving
and to you have a Scary Fright!!!
On your one and only Night!!!
As you can see and
Holidays not mentioned,
they  also agree!!


B.R.
Date: 12/22/2022
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT READ!!!!
If I can escape to my Utopia
Connect with my own bliss
Create my own Arcadia
A Wonderland of Happiness
A Tropical Island get away
Palm Trees, Coconuts and more
A Fantasy Island of my own
So, what am I waiting for!!
I so just want to Get Away and
Save my Troubles for another Day
No  more worries it would be so nice
To Get away to my Paradise
If I had the opportunity, I wouldn't think Twice
Of this being my Paradise
My, my, my, "What A Sight!!"
This would DEFINITELY be my Paradise!!!

By: B.R.
Date: 10/15/2022
I AM A MOTIVATOR!!!,
I have SELF-WORTH and
GOOD HEALTH,
I am such a MOTIVATOR,
I even MOTIVATE MYSELF.
DON'T YOU AGREE???,
OH, CAN'T YOU SEE!!!
I WANT to INSPIRE YOU, to
the HIGHEST DEGREE!!
DON'T GIVE UP and
DON'T GIVE IN,
Your ACHIEVEMENTS are
AROUND THE CORNER,
KEEP PUSHING and
YOU WILL WIN!!!!

I AM A MOTIVATOR,
Just STRIVE for A CHANCE,
No, DON'T LOOK BACK,
NO!!!!,
DON'T EVEN give it a GLANCE.
KEEP YOUR FRUSTRATIONS
to the BACK, and
BE MORE BOLDER,
PUT IN THAT WORK,
Come on,
YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER
I BELIEVE IN YOU,
OH, YES I DO,
WOULD YOU DO ME A
HUGE FAVOR,
BELIEVE IN ME TOO!!!
Let's STICK TOGETHER, and
WORK THIS THING OUT,
PERSEVERANCE is the KEY, and
"TEAMWORK!!!!"
IS WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT!!!!

NOW,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER,
THROUGH the GOOD AND
BAD WEATHER,
WILL WE WAVE THE WHITE FLAG???
Let's HOPE NOT EVER, EVER,
AGAIN,
I AM A MOTIVATOR!!!!!
don't ever let know one make
you feel DEGRADED,
on that note:
LET'S GET MOTIVATED!!!!!


B R.
DATE: 10/14/2024
MY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, JUST IN CASE YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT QUITTING!!!!
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