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Faking Bad In anticipation of my Evaluation to be declared Non Compos Mentos I slept under a bridge For three days "Getting into character," But on the morning of My intake interview My hair fell perfectly, I mean I looked like A ******* rock star. College girls on the bus Were giving me their Numbers and my skin, Which I'd purposely sunburnt And caked in the finest filth, Glowed like an Australian Chippendale dancer named Weegie And even the female Assisstant D.A. Who had busted me for vagrancy Waved her ******* from The third story building Of the Courthouse. No matter how much I Tried to speak gibberish Poetry and philosophical Tracts spewed from my mouth. Shuffling past the park I beat eight Grand Masters At chess on move 1 Inadvertently I solved The Phi Epsilom Theorem By kicking stones Into an algorythym. When I arrived they didn't Make me wait at all. My caseworker giggled like A schoolgirl while I told her Each day was like an endless shift In a Chinese fish- gutting Sweatshop and every one of my fellow Employees was motivationalist Richard Simmons. She ungirdled her enormous **** and as they spilled Like fishguts onto the desk She began to howl **** me, **** me, oh **** Me right here in Front of the open window On State Street as everyone Watches me ******* the strongest, Healthiest, smartest, most popular, Well-adjusted man in the world. The rest of the examination was Also a success. But as I left the Mental HealthCenter feeling marvelous I accidentally bumped An old woman with the door: "Watch out you manic-depressive Schizoid with Socially Avoidant Features klutz." -Thomas L. Vaultonburg
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Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC
Faking Bad (Outsider Poetry)
Faking Bad In anticipation of my Evaluation to be declared Non Compos Mentos I slept under a bridge For three days "Getting into character," But on the morning of My intake interview My hair fell perfectly, I mean I looked like A ******* rock star. College girls on the bus Were giving me their Numbers and my skin, Which I'd purposely sunburnt And caked in the finest filth, Glowed like an Australian Chippendale dancer named Weegie And even the female Assisstant D.A. Who had busted me for vagrancy Waved her ******* from The third story building Of the Courthouse. No matter how much I Tried to speak gibberish Poetry and philosophical Tracts spewed from my mouth. Shuffling past the park I beat eight Grand Masters At chess on move 1 Inadvertently I solved The Phi Epsilom Theorem By kicking stones Into an algorythym. When I arrived they didn't Make me wait at all. My caseworker giggled like A schoolgirl while I told her Each day was like an endless shift In a Chinese fish- gutting Sweatshop and every one of my fellow Employees was motivationalist Richard Simmons. She ungirdled her enormous **** and as they spilled Like fishguts onto the desk She began to howl **** me, **** me, oh **** Me right here in Front of the open window On State Street as everyone Watches me ******* the strongest, Healthiest, smartest, most popular, Well-adjusted man in the world. The rest of the examination was Also a success. But as I left the Mental HealthCenter feeling marvelous I accidentally bumped An old woman with the door: "Watch out you manic-depressive Schizoid with Socially Avoidant Features klutz." -Thomas L. Vaultonburg
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the urban ecosystem breeds the urban beast; the two-legged feral brute they board their clockwork motorcages the young ones in predatious packs the old, too weathered to care animal autonomy born from sweatshop routines i imagine myself as a metropolitan jane goodall observing and assimilating taking note of the cacophony of hoots and and hollers the city-born mating calls the high-topped courtship dances ******* civility born from enslaved mindsets a young, dark-skinned boy let's rhyme flow freeformed to the rhythm of a young girls dancing feet stomps and claps excite the celebration of abandoned social etiquette and of my foreign presence i resemble some exotic missing link a mix of this, that and the other my skin, a rare quilt and this draws more attention than a gold-dusted african queen i place myself in the back peering through the windows of this transit jungle feeling my heart skip beats boom...boom...shhhh... i must've left my rhythm in my other heritage because i can't catch the ancient flow but my neck leads my head in bobs my brain rattles with old soul memories and i see these young folks on the train held back by centuries of black struggle but forever rejoicing in african pulse forever embodying our ancestoral pride and i think, how peculiar on the outside looking in like a fishbowl exiled from my own brown-skinned tribe with my oppression fitted like a glove my blackness a mere disguise my blackness camouflage my blackness not quite black enough
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Feb 1, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 at 4:45 PM UTC
Transit Jungle
the urban ecosystem breeds the urban beast; the two-legged feral brute they board their clockwork motorcages the young ones in predatious packs the old, too weathered to care animal autonomy born from sweatshop routines i imagine myself as a metropolitan jane goodall observing and assimilating taking note of the cacophony of hoots and and hollers the city-born mating calls the high-topped courtship dances ******* civility born from enslaved mindsets a young, dark-skinned boy let's rhyme flow freeformed to the rhythm of a young girls dancing feet stomps and claps excite the celebration of abandoned social etiquette and of my foreign presence i resemble some exotic missing link a mix of this, that and the other my skin, a rare quilt and this draws more attention than a gold-dusted african queen i place myself in the back peering through the windows of this transit jungle feeling my heart skip beats boom...boom...shhhh... i must've left my rhythm in my other heritage because i can't catch the ancient flow but my neck leads my head in bobs my brain rattles with old soul memories and i see these young folks on the train held back by centuries of black struggle but forever rejoicing in african pulse forever embodying our ancestoral pride and i think, how peculiar on the outside looking in like a fishbowl exiled from my own brown-skinned tribe with my oppression fitted like a glove my blackness a mere disguise my blackness camouflage my blackness not quite black enough
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Its crochet dumb **** ... Though with mild guilt I must attempt to say, they are for a good friend, A true one, Who lets me treat her bad and calls me the best, And I'd do so many things for, To make up for all my messes ... So I didn't buy seven dollar made by a broken sweatshop woman gloves, I went out for yarn and made my own, Cursing and spitting all the way, Because hey, friendship is cool, And I'll punch you if you look at her wrong. The broken lady doesnt know enough about her to do that.
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Nov 20, 2012
Nov 20, 2012 at 10:14 PM UTC
Knitted Mittens
My fingers bleed. Back hurts. Breathe fumes. Never sleep. I can't be a mother. A child. The breadwinner. A human. I make 13 cents. Every hour. Everyday. For what? I'man exploit. A worker. Mental. Broken. I've been hit, Broken down, Touched. ***** They steal from me. My hope. Education. My life. I can't eat. I can't sleep. Get back to work. Or get lost.
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Dec 20, 2012
Dec 20, 2012 at 9:20 PM UTC
Sweatshop.
look at my new j’s a nike sweatshop worker get’s paid 20 cents
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Mar 22, 2014
Mar 22, 2014 at 10:20 PM UTC
haiku #7
Our America sulks in the gutters,    in the rotten alleyways of those living in the shadows. As corporations, as greed, as self-obsession damages our life web. Our America loves the lonely dying child, as suburban 'mother's **** the illegal pool boy. Our America peers through holey, worn fabrics as bare-fleshed youth slaughter for sweatshop brands. Our America becomes the past                      becomes unknown                      becomes a dead fad as mysterious men lure the idea of a future.
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Sep 23, 2010
Sep 23, 2010 at 4:58 AM UTC
This Land.
I've been told my whole life that my life is easy. I don't disagree. I have a house and a bed and free education, I'm not hungry. But I've never thought that these are things to be held against me. As far as I can tell, I've never done this before, I did not choose the way of life where the problems on this earth barely reach me. The questions left behind today, the ones we only now seem to have the power to fix, they're not my fault. If I could, I wouldn't have chose this kind of guilt-tripping, doom-impending "easy". Things used to be better, so I'm told. Family's used to stay together, so I'm told. There were still things left to discover, so I'm told. Men kept their word, women were more respectable, there were still things left to fight for. As if we have left nothing to worry about anymore. We have new age problems that started with your first engine. Your first lightbulb. Your first sweatshop. Your first cellphone. We are left fighting for balance between an undeniable human nature and nature itself, dwindling. This isn't the age of sin, it's the age of freedom, Where you feel the need to point out that too much of a good thing can single handedly destroy the world. You should know. And we are not taking things easy, We are not lying down easy, We are working. Things are different now but we are working. Trying to tell ourselves: Its not our fault Danger, is just a household game for children. Normal is no longer a house hold name. Everything is so ******* up these days. But we are working to think everything through before we go ahead and do whatever might be a temporary fix to the mess that was made. A mess you created, and no I'm not ungrateful 'cause you only ever did what you thought was best for us, to make life easier for us. You worked hard and lived hard and everything was hard, at least that's what you tell me. And God, I hope it's true. Because that's the only way I can wrap my brain around the thought forgiving you. I don't believe you never saw this coming. Unless, Were you simply working too hard for a brighter future, a world for your children and their children and their children to live life easier to stop and wonder what might happen if?   This is not the dying world I would want to bring a baby into. I wouldn't want my child's life to be that kind of condemning easy, lazy I'd want it to be simple and stress free.   But never easy.
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Feb 18, 2013
Feb 18, 2013 at 10:09 AM UTC
Easy
I've been told my whole life that my life is easy. I don't disagree. I have a house and a bed and free education, I'm not hungry. But I've never thought that these are things to be held against me. As far as I can tell, I've never done this before, I did not choose the way of life where the problems on this earth barely reach me. The questions left behind today, the ones we only now seem to have the power to fix, they're not my fault. If I could, I wouldn't have chose this kind of guilt-tripping, doom-impending "easy". Things used to be better, so I'm told. Family's used to stay together, so I'm told. There were still things left to discover, so I'm told. Men kept their word, women were more respectable, there were still things left to fight for. As if we have left nothing to worry about anymore. We have new age problems that started with your first engine. Your first lightbulb. Your first sweatshop. Your first cellphone. We are left fighting for balance between an undeniable human nature and nature itself, dwindling. This isn't the age of sin, it's the age of freedom, Where you feel the need to point out that too much of a good thing can single handedly destroy the world. You should know. And we are not taking things easy, We are not lying down easy, We are working. Things are different now but we are working. Trying to tell ourselves: Its not our fault Danger, is just a household game for children. Normal is no longer a house hold name. Everything is so ******* up these days. But we are working to think everything through before we go ahead and do whatever might be a temporary fix to the mess that was made. A mess you created, and no I'm not ungrateful 'cause you only ever did what you thought was best for us, to make life easier for us. You worked hard and lived hard and everything was hard, at least that's what you tell me. And God, I hope it's true. Because that's the only way I can wrap my brain around the thought forgiving you. I don't believe you never saw this coming. Unless, Were you simply working too hard for a brighter future, a world for your children and their children and their children to live life easier to stop and wonder what might happen if?   This is not the dying world I would want to bring a baby into. I wouldn't want my child's life to be that kind of condemning easy, lazy I'd want it to be simple and stress free.   But never easy.
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Entrapment Infringement Produce it like they would in a sweatshop Cut you knuckles open and rub them in salt Stand up and watch it take hold
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Jul 15, 2014
Jul 15, 2014 at 8:30 PM UTC
Amending the amends, Amen
I saw the best minds of my generation Brutally isolated from those around them Surrounded by series of boxes Some meant to relay Some meant to contain All passively made to control And past all of these boxes we can see The place where the grass is greener Where the trees are taller and stronger Where the animals live We call that place wilderness Some say we used to call it home Some others say that when we did Life was nasty Brutish Short Well Many of these days I would prefer that to Long Meaningless Alienated But it really depends on ones perspective See the problem with Civilization is that somewhere down the line someone has to take the full force of the trauma Whether that’s indigenous people Robbed of their land Forced to work in Rare Earth Mineral mines Or sweatshop factories in foreign countries Or Facebook content moderators in Arizona Forced to be subjected to violent murders and graphic *********** Their bathroom breaks are monitored They are ordered to stop praying if it takes too long All so your racist uncle can share news articles from PatriotPress.com And people who haven’t interacted with you in years can wish you a happy birthday This is the price we pay for our convenience This is the passive acceptance that our comfort is more valuable than their lives I heard that the first megamachine was made with human parts Now we witness that machine cannibalize itself What is the alternative to this concrete techno-Hell? I hope that one day we cast off this Leviathan whose tentacles wrap around our necks To live a life of lower standards but higher meanings and ambitions To live simply With nature and not at its expense It’s not a past to return to But a future we fight for Where the grass will be greener But only because We let it grow
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Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019 at 8:32 AM UTC
The Grass is Only Greener Because We Let It Grow
I saw the best minds of my generation Brutally isolated from those around them Surrounded by series of boxes Some meant to relay Some meant to contain All passively made to control And past all of these boxes we can see The place where the grass is greener Where the trees are taller and stronger Where the animals live We call that place wilderness Some say we used to call it home Some others say that when we did Life was nasty Brutish Short Well Many of these days I would prefer that to Long Meaningless Alienated But it really depends on ones perspective See the problem with Civilization is that somewhere down the line someone has to take the full force of the trauma Whether that’s indigenous people Robbed of their land Forced to work in Rare Earth Mineral mines Or sweatshop factories in foreign countries Or Facebook content moderators in Arizona Forced to be subjected to violent murders and graphic *********** Their bathroom breaks are monitored They are ordered to stop praying if it takes too long All so your racist uncle can share news articles from PatriotPress.com And people who haven’t interacted with you in years can wish you a happy birthday This is the price we pay for our convenience This is the passive acceptance that our comfort is more valuable than their lives I heard that the first megamachine was made with human parts Now we witness that machine cannibalize itself What is the alternative to this concrete techno-Hell? I hope that one day we cast off this Leviathan whose tentacles wrap around our necks To live a life of lower standards but higher meanings and ambitions To live simply With nature and not at its expense It’s not a past to return to But a future we fight for Where the grass will be greener But only because We let it grow
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Went to film school, want to be a filmmaker still My dream unfulfilled, but still unfolding I look at what used to inspire me: magazine articles about the great directors. always male. even today. I used to want to be the female version. Not anymore The New Yorker has a piece on one Describes the process: a demanding scene where Julia Roberts walks down a street and then gives a LOOK This is not drama. drama is conflict. the new yorker doesn't know this describes the making of "art" as the shot is repeated with different LOOKS It's all taken so seriously: a large photo of the ARTIST on the facing page He has four o-clock shadow times a few days. this is the look of a filmmaker you will see it in the second half of the semester at any film school and he looks worried, intense, confused...gassy? artists are never happy is life a pretty picture? the artist knows this and cannot, will not smile Later, "the Brille Building," in New York. wow. a building with a name no less a building where many films are edited, have been edited over the years. a sweatshop for editors of picture and sound, and a place for the director to continue, now out of the shadow of the STAR He's using a lot of profanity now. Just because he's an old white geek don't think for a minute he ain't kool, he ain't street. Actually, go ahead and keep thinking that, because you're right Amazingly enough, he, from his heights of artistry, is slumming it with take-out Oh, the dedication. Oh, the fear of ever leaving the building and being reminded there is a whole world outside that doesn't care about you His brother is the editor (no, don't say there is nepotism in this business, it's your imagination) They review the shots of THE LOOK There are many takes and now, this director who adapted someone else's novel to the screen now claims, he wrote it. Really. It is all his. Yes I still love making films but I've never loved the biz And as I get older, the more I think that real artists don't get written up in the New Yorker with such verve because they'd think it was just too silly
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 12:06 AM UTC
Pretentiouso Fantastico
Went to film school, want to be a filmmaker still My dream unfulfilled, but still unfolding I look at what used to inspire me: magazine articles about the great directors. always male. even today. I used to want to be the female version. Not anymore The New Yorker has a piece on one Describes the process: a demanding scene where Julia Roberts walks down a street and then gives a LOOK This is not drama. drama is conflict. the new yorker doesn't know this describes the making of "art" as the shot is repeated with different LOOKS It's all taken so seriously: a large photo of the ARTIST on the facing page He has four o-clock shadow times a few days. this is the look of a filmmaker you will see it in the second half of the semester at any film school and he looks worried, intense, confused...gassy? artists are never happy is life a pretty picture? the artist knows this and cannot, will not smile Later, "the Brille Building," in New York. wow. a building with a name no less a building where many films are edited, have been edited over the years. a sweatshop for editors of picture and sound, and a place for the director to continue, now out of the shadow of the STAR He's using a lot of profanity now. Just because he's an old white geek don't think for a minute he ain't kool, he ain't street. Actually, go ahead and keep thinking that, because you're right Amazingly enough, he, from his heights of artistry, is slumming it with take-out Oh, the dedication. Oh, the fear of ever leaving the building and being reminded there is a whole world outside that doesn't care about you His brother is the editor (no, don't say there is nepotism in this business, it's your imagination) They review the shots of THE LOOK There are many takes and now, this director who adapted someone else's novel to the screen now claims, he wrote it. Really. It is all his. Yes I still love making films but I've never loved the biz And as I get older, the more I think that real artists don't get written up in the New Yorker with such verve because they'd think it was just too silly
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Once upon a time in a land like ours A disarmed people under axes of powers Beyond their reach, sole promised extent of a vote Through haze made of gun smoke, Muzzle flash fireworks New meaning to a new hurt A new God for a new Church. Ring in the new year; let the bomb drop before the Brow of the Lao in a sweatshop, Blue parade of pockets and stomachs made full An army of sheep by an army of bulls.
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Jul 10, 2011
Jul 10, 2011 at 4:04 PM UTC
Model Citizen
i. eating chocolate-chip fudge cake heart racing pounding surrounded with flesh suffocated, constricted, fighting, living for guilty pleasures yearning digestive juices to action there is purpose, conviction the food eaten, none calories wasted heat not raised such first world problems, is control ii. guilty pleasures a woman walks up to you her body for sale she asks for a chance to take your money you quoth bill, she accepts judgment, opinion, cravings, the touch sweat confuses for not loving back you’re still lost not having a girlfriend anyway curb, not succumb to such drive you’re not forgiven the lonelyness copying the rest of us and marketing iii. relative definitions for everything no one agrees disagrees trikha tomia stalemate money, living, dignity, your sweatshop is not mine the immigrants need new life in the sweat shop they work for pre-school there is dignity no dignity yes but also a body for sale or a fat man eating his cake
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Dec 25, 2014
Dec 25, 2014 at 4:19 AM UTC
pleasures
I went to a sanctuary today: The remnants of a dammed river Called Tanyard Creek. Life was vibrant and flourishing, Glowing with green and streaming sun, Cascading falls and clear pools. I even befriended a turtle; It was all very lovely, I assure you. Yet, this used to be a river Before Man built that dam, And it must have flowed for miles -- ****** and untarnished -- Before Man built that dam. I'm reminded once I reach the other end Where it flows under an overpass That this all is simply allowed to exist: Someone owns this. Someone can trample all of this. This fledgling remain of something ancient. This is the fate of the entire world: It all has a price tag. It can all become a parking lot, An oilfield, A sweatshop, A mall, And if this system goes unchecked: This paradigm of infinite consumption. Then that is where we will one day be, With backyards that need to be genetically-engineered to survive. Where every animal is exotic and rare. Where New York is underwater. While we lie in gas-heated homes, Huddled away from the decaying world, As we chase away the fear That it is far too late, That these wounds are fatal, And that we let our greed and indifference Ruin the world that gave birth to us.
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Jul 9, 2014
Jul 9, 2014 at 4:53 PM UTC
Tanyard Creek
Let us find again the beauty in simple things not just in designer labels and diamond rings for the worth of what we crave should not be drawn from sweatshop slave Let us find again the beauty in simple things Let us see things once again just like a child In the days when we'd go out and explore the wild Building tree forts in the woods cops and robbers, robin hoods Let us see things once again just like a child Let our innocence and trusting be our strength not something that gets drummed out of us at length lets not live our lives in fear of dangers far away from here Let our innocence and trusting be our strength Let us open up our hearts without reserve and let someone in without trying to conserve let us love just once again like we'd never know pain Let us open up our hearts without reserve Let us die without one outstanding wish live our lives with nets always full of fish lives with bounty all around all friends and loved ones have we found Let us die without one outstanding wish
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Aug 16, 2010
Aug 16, 2010 at 3:12 PM UTC
Let us...
Get loud for Christ's sake shake the walls vibrate black out red we killed twelve Pakistani innocents with unmanned drones and this silence is getting under my skin there's a disturbing lack of politicians hanging from flagpoles across the country no I didn't hear the new Q94 top tracks and say yoloswag one more time, I dare you, you can find your teeth in the back of your throat burn polo and nike to the ground turn the CEO's over to the sweatshop workers this quiet will **** us but until it does I'm off hunting so don't find yourself on the wrong side of my iron sights thin the herd until we near extinction righteous fire is cleansing and we will rebuild from the mountain of corrupted ashes impotent rage is a trait of the youth and I'm young enough to pop if these airwaves stay dead for much longer
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Oct 31, 2013
Oct 31, 2013 at 2:10 PM UTC
Venting smoke
What's uut man? My snake tipped legs and iceberg froze fade languish in the shade. Tell a mother how her bush should bloom, Gathered all the rose peddles and released them to the desert air, when I rise Pillsbury dew drops tip tap clatter back. I already know what love is. Hearts tide to a string. You can call me Duncan. They call me South of no North. My gift of gab was extrapolated from Teddy Ruxpin's jugular and drug through a Chinese sweatshop. I hung my cords out on the line. They hardened into a sharp blade used for doe hunting. Try ice skating uphill while not breaking a sweat. Pull the plug from the speaker steal the mic and jet. Will mount Olympus faction my fold? Nevermore, well maybe once but I'm so straight and narrow their knees are like maze portals to me. Take a swig from the medication station. Don't stay to long or you may like what you have become too me. No worries; Uutt, oh it's magic.
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May 26, 2015
May 26, 2015 at 7:56 PM UTC
Utt, oh it's magic.
THE LADY OF ALOT Estatic when she's shopping, The boughten things she's got; Right proud of all her purty stuff, She's The Lady Of Alot. Alot of costly Chinese stuff Imported hear by Walmart stores. She useta shop at I Magnums but She don't like them ones no more. Irregardless, she believes she Ain't not no ordnary **** If she'd of got haffa chance She'd of voted twice for Trump And the strait Republican ticket So The Donald can fix are country Like he exhaled in his own companies, Making lots of good clean money. In her sweatshop-made clothing She shouts allowed she can't wate For the Grand Old Party and Trump To agin make Murrkuh grate! She feel she's happy in her ivory tower With all the treasures she has got. She sees nothing wrong with this country The dense, nearsighted, Lady Of Alot.
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Jun 28, 2017
Jun 28, 2017 at 6:19 PM UTC
THE LADY OF ALOT
Break my fingers and let them hang off the bone as this world is turning I am the one turning it. I am the one hammering the stars and igniting the dirt giving life to the lifeless, breathing air into those lungs. Work is all I have to give life is just a conduit a sweatshop. Do not be angry at this for it is better to be the hammer than it is to be the star.
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Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 10:22 AM UTC
Work
As migrant workers in dire need of buttering their bread To Libya, the hardest way, some Ethiopians opted to head They spent a portion of their life in a sweatshop Clinging afloat a better-tomorrow hope. Tragically, they were intercepted by ISIS members with A brain, inured, petrified and dead After blood-thirsty, heinous, ill-motivated and bad shaped. ISIS demons, who lavish atavism, ironically the faithful behead With faith-based hatred. Putting on a mask, they Bullied 30 cross-necklace-bearing Ethiopians to a desert shore, Showcasing the brutality they adore —the way a cat Plays with an inescapably captured rat- Rattling a sabre at the kneeling down victim's back Making sure their brutality to others proves stark Like a Hollywood movie they ordered 'attack! ' Oblivious 'Even slaying a sheep or a hen Must be handled in a way that doesn't inflict a pain! ' The Prophet's word ISIS members misconstrued "The Muslim Faith owes Ethiopian Orthodox a gratitude! So Never attack a peaceful Ethiopian! " What do they care, disciples of satan, When an Ethiopian Muslim challenged them "Where is your logic or reason? " They shot him, taking his act as a treason. It is martyr's soul that goes to heaven While the unrepentant terrorists' souls Are destined for hell's oven!
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Sep 27, 2017
Sep 27, 2017 at 10:36 AM UTC
Disciples of satan
A meaningless life Filled with nothing "Did I get something to eat" She asks. Yes, I can see the food You are the most ignorant, obnoxious person I have ever met People like you Should be sent to India To work 13 hours In a sweatshop Just to make enough money To survive Your luxury car impounded People like you Get Alzheimers Because you never use Your mind You are one of the laziest Most obnoxious people I have ever met You don't live But exist Like a picture on the wall And I hate to be harsh But it's true You are an incredibly stupid And lazy individual I won't be here For the holidays
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Oct 2, 2015
Oct 2, 2015 at 12:17 AM UTC
A Lazy Stupid Person
Ante added up in a slipshod sweatshop for Permission to hanker on some buttermilk slopwork with A frump finery of sorts laundered nicely: a down gown
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 11:29 PM UTC
Ante added up
Hey there, Blue Apron, We need to talk. Come into my office. Have a seat, big shot. No no no, this time it isn’t About all the pots. Although those are an issue. For sure. There’s just a lot. Today I’d like to chat with you About your clock. Do you own one? Have you seen one? You’ve heard a “tick tock?” That’s confusing because you say here The Glazed Chicken with Apricot Should take 25 minutes. But I can assure you, it does not. I spent half an hour Just giving the shallots a chop. Not to mention mincing ginger And making the chicken stock. Maybe if I had a team of sous chefs Or ran a kitchen sweatshop, I’d get this **** done, In 25 minutes tops. So, while it pains me, Blue Apron, I’ve given it some thought, And I have to let you go. This really needs to stop. Because I simply have no more patience, For this Glazed Chicken with Apricot.
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Apr 16, 2018
Apr 16, 2018 at 5:47 PM UTC
Blue Apron
Lost in gutter talk, The history books Suggest it was his two brothers Who took him to the fair At Longford Park Boasting of dead fireflies Instead of fish in little bags, And follicles of lights In the ghost house Almost invisible from The roller coasters Descending from the sky Like space rockets Replacing sledges.   Crossing the meadows Blanked in snow With echoing laughter The reports stated Then missing ***** At coconuts stall Then footballs Before proclaiming It was fixed And gave up wandering Over to the roller coaster Leaving Billy stood there Protesting it wasn’t ******* cheap gobsuckers Hiding his tears Turning a perfect illustration Into a pastoral scene Of fireworks Kissing the moon Tying themselves up In his mouth As a attendant said ‘Six shots for two quid, son’ Accompanying over each shot ‘Lower, lower, lower’ Crossing shots over the tins Like pennies in keyholes Wrestling with uneven prayers Chiselling his nerves Over sweatshop erected fingertips ‘Lower, lower, lower’ Knifing through His childhood One shot after The other With each target He shot through.
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Dec 4, 2016
Dec 4, 2016 at 1:53 PM UTC
Birth of Evil (aka the Origin of Billy the Kid)
When I turned the key on the house I anticipated my return. A protracted absence ensues. The air behind is trapped, absorbed my everything. Heavy and lush as the garden. Feet-weary carpets rebound. Plants watered, counters subdued. Traps baited in favorite niches. Spiders already weaving like a sweatshop. The kettle will sing again. My legs will be elevated. Home again from thousands of miles, Planning my next getaway.
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Jul 10, 2017
Jul 10, 2017 at 10:24 AM UTC
Home is where...