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"moll" poems
Lights off, ma bad-ass homies are juz drank, buh then I saw ya dancing in da club. Ma head was blown, let's kick it! Cuz ya could be ma tight moll, o' let's juz put a bullet on the clock in these tight walls. If I'm wit ya, ma heart could fly so high like a G6, Imma be glad if ya be mine tho I ain't da niftiest sheik. And if loving ya could take ma life to da street, cuz of a set trippin, then ya could be a flower on ma Chicago Overcoat on ma big sleep. Miss me wit dat! Ma bad, buh I ain't gonna take ma words back, I ain't no good, buh Imma gangsta poet juz a poet wit rhyming words as AK, so Imma put sum shizzle down and write what it means. To me love is gangsta, family is gangsta, loyal is gangsta, if that's not gangsta, I don't wanna be gangsta. O' ma sheba, wazzup! Let's show 'em what is real luv. Then luv me less, until ya luv me more and let's live as gangsta poets in this gangsta world.
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Jul 13, 2013
Jul 13, 2013 at 11:12 PM UTC
Love Of A Gangsta Poet
I’ll never be a king, so you’ll never be my queen, We’ll never be two cogs in the same big machine, We’ll never be a cliché, but I tell you something, doll, I can be a gangster, and you can be my moll. Walking through the means streets, my hand in yours, And a Tommy gun in the other, between my sweaty claws, As my seniors die, I’ll climb to the top of the pole, I can be a gangster, and you can be my moll. There’s a certain premonition floating in the air, That I’m a hardened criminal, far beyond repair, But I’m just doing what my upbringing makes me know, Because I can be a gangster, and you can be my moll. And you can have me forever or ‘till I’m locked up in jail, And we run out of money, and the mansion goes up for sale, But even if we’re broke and poor, my love will never lull, I’ll always be a gangster, and you’ll always be my moll.
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Sep 19, 2013
Sep 19, 2013 at 12:20 AM UTC
A Gangster and his Moll
I Our ****** dreams, all seedless in the light, Of light and love the tempers of the heart, Whack their boys' limbs, And, winding-footed in their shawl and sheet, Groom the dark brides, the widows of the night Fold in their arms. The shades of girls, all flavoured from their shrouds, When sunlight goes are sundered from the worm, The bones of men, the broken in their beds, By midnight pulleys that unhouse the tomb. II In this our age the gunman and his moll Two one-dimensional ghosts, love on a reel, Strange to our solid eye, And speak their midnight nothings as they swell; When cameras shut they hurry to their hole down in the yard of day. They dance between their arclamps and our skull, Impose their shots, showing the nights away; We watch the show of shadows kiss or **** Flavoured of celluloid give love the lie. III Which is the world? Of our two sleepings, which Shall fall awake when cures and their itch Raise up this red-eyed earth? Pack off the shapes of daylight and their starch, The sunny gentlemen, the Welshing rich, Or drive the night-geared forth. The photograph is married to the eye, Grafts on its bride one-sided skins of truth; The dream has ****** the sleeper of his faith That shrouded men might marrow as they fly. IV This is the world; the lying likeness of Our strips of stuff that tatter as we move Loving and being loth; The dream that kicks the buried from their sack And lets their trash be honoured as the quick. This is the world. Have faith. For we shall be a shouter like the **** Blowing the old dead back; our shots shall smack The image from the plates; And we shall be fit fellows for a life, And who remains shall flower as they love, Praise to our faring hearts.
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Our ****** Dreams
I Our ****** dreams, all seedless in the light, Of light and love the tempers of the heart, Whack their boys' limbs, And, winding-footed in their shawl and sheet, Groom the dark brides, the widows of the night Fold in their arms. The shades of girls, all flavoured from their shrouds, When sunlight goes are sundered from the worm, The bones of men, the broken in their beds, By midnight pulleys that unhouse the tomb. II In this our age the gunman and his moll Two one-dimensional ghosts, love on a reel, Strange to our solid eye, And speak their midnight nothings as they swell; When cameras shut they hurry to their hole down in the yard of day. They dance between their arclamps and our skull, Impose their shots, showing the nights away; We watch the show of shadows kiss or **** Flavoured of celluloid give love the lie. III Which is the world? Of our two sleepings, which Shall fall awake when cures and their itch Raise up this red-eyed earth? Pack off the shapes of daylight and their starch, The sunny gentlemen, the Welshing rich, Or drive the night-geared forth. The photograph is married to the eye, Grafts on its bride one-sided skins of truth; The dream has ****** the sleeper of his faith That shrouded men might marrow as they fly. IV This is the world; the lying likeness of Our strips of stuff that tatter as we move Loving and being loth; The dream that kicks the buried from their sack And lets their trash be honoured as the quick. This is the world. Have faith. For we shall be a shouter like the **** Blowing the old dead back; our shots shall smack The image from the plates; And we shall be fit fellows for a life, And who remains shall flower as they love, Praise to our faring hearts.
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I never said I loved you, John: Why will you tease me day by day, And wax a weariness to think upon With always "do" and "pray"? You know I never loved you, John; No fault of mine made me your toast: Why will you haunt me with a face as wan As shows an hour-old ghost? I dare say Meg or Moll would take Pity upon you, if you'd ask: And pray don't remain single for my sake Who can't perform that task. I have no heart?--Perhaps I have not; But then you're mad to take offence That I don't give you what I have not got: Use your own common sense. Let bygones be bygones: Don't call me false, who owed not to be true: I'd rather answer "No" to fifty Johns Than answer "Yes" to you. Let's mar our pleasant days no more, Song-birds of passage, days of youth: Catch at today, forget the days before: I'll wink at your untruth. Let us strike hands as hearty friends; No more, no less; and friendship's good: Only don't keep in view ulterior ends, And points not understood In open treaty. Rise above Quibbles and shuffling off and on: Here's friendship for you if you like; but love, No, thank you, John.
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No, Thank You, John
COME round me, little childer; There, don't fling stones at me Because I mutter as I go; But pity Moll Magee. My man was a poor fisher With shore lines in the say; My work was saltin' herrings The whole of the long day. And sometimes from the Saltin' shed I scarce could drag my feet, Under the blessed moonlight, Along thc pebbly street. I'd always been but weakly, And my baby was just born; A neighbour minded her by day, I minded her till morn. I lay upon my baby; Ye little childer dear, I looked on my cold baby When the morn grew frosty and clear. A weary woman sleeps so hard! My man grew red and pale, And gave me money, and bade me go To my own place, Kinsale. He drove me out and shut the door. And gave his curse to me; I went away in silence, No neighbour could I see. The windows and the doors were shut, One star shone faint and green, The little straws were turnin round Across the bare boreen. I went away in silence: Beyond old Martin's byre I saw a kindly neighbour Blowin' her mornin' fire. She drew from me my story -- My money's all used up, And still, with pityin', scornin' eye, She gives me bite and sup. She says my man will surely come And fetch me home agin; But always, as I'm movin' round, Without doors or within, Pilin' the wood or pilin' the turf, Or goin' to the well, I'm thinkin' of my baby And keenin' to mysel'. And Sometimes I am sure she knows When, openin' wide His door, God lights the stats, His candles, And looks upon the poor. So now, ye little childer, Ye won't fling stones at me; But gather with your shinin' looks And pity Moll Magee.
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The Ballad Of Moll Magee
COME round me, little childer; There, don't fling stones at me Because I mutter as I go; But pity Moll Magee. My man was a poor fisher With shore lines in the say; My work was saltin' herrings The whole of the long day. And sometimes from the Saltin' shed I scarce could drag my feet, Under the blessed moonlight, Along thc pebbly street. I'd always been but weakly, And my baby was just born; A neighbour minded her by day, I minded her till morn. I lay upon my baby; Ye little childer dear, I looked on my cold baby When the morn grew frosty and clear. A weary woman sleeps so hard! My man grew red and pale, And gave me money, and bade me go To my own place, Kinsale. He drove me out and shut the door. And gave his curse to me; I went away in silence, No neighbour could I see. The windows and the doors were shut, One star shone faint and green, The little straws were turnin round Across the bare boreen. I went away in silence: Beyond old Martin's byre I saw a kindly neighbour Blowin' her mornin' fire. She drew from me my story -- My money's all used up, And still, with pityin', scornin' eye, She gives me bite and sup. She says my man will surely come And fetch me home agin; But always, as I'm movin' round, Without doors or within, Pilin' the wood or pilin' the turf, Or goin' to the well, I'm thinkin' of my baby And keenin' to mysel'. And Sometimes I am sure she knows When, openin' wide His door, God lights the stats, His candles, And looks upon the poor. So now, ye little childer, Ye won't fling stones at me; But gather with your shinin' looks And pity Moll Magee.
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Miss Maitland went to the fancy dress party dressed as a nun Benedict went clothed as a priest(Church of England kind) which made her even more inaccessible than before he thought seeing her enter the hall in her black and white habit and that face which echoed purity her small slim fingers raised as if to bless those present which included the host dressed as the Devil in red Miss Maitland walked to the bar and ordered a lemonade and gin is that wise? said the barman with a grin she laughed and he poured anyway Benedict nodded and she smiled then talked to another clothed as a monk and laughed and Benedict's hopes (whatever they may have been) were he concluded sunk he sipped his beer and walked and sat down gazing at her standing there all her best bits covered up her tight **** and delightful behind gone from sight now the Devil was chatting her up his tail hanging from behind his fingers holding a red wine Benedict sipped more of his beer saw her wander off to talk with some girl dressed as a gangster's moll right down to the 1920s cloth of dress and cut of hat Benedict didn't fancy her and that was that he just wanted Miss Maitland sans her habit of black and white he liked her in her tight jeans and top with her fair hair flowing free or held back in a pony tail walking up and down the aisle of the shop serving customers wiggling her behind as she went talking in her middle class prose giving Benedict a studious stare and he studying her thinking of his bed at home with him and her lying there.
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Sep 22, 2013
Sep 22, 2013 at 3:09 AM UTC
FANCY DRESS.
Miss Maitland went to the fancy dress party dressed as a nun Benedict went clothed as a priest(Church of England kind) which made her even more inaccessible than before he thought seeing her enter the hall in her black and white habit and that face which echoed purity her small slim fingers raised as if to bless those present which included the host dressed as the Devil in red Miss Maitland walked to the bar and ordered a lemonade and gin is that wise? said the barman with a grin she laughed and he poured anyway Benedict nodded and she smiled then talked to another clothed as a monk and laughed and Benedict's hopes (whatever they may have been) were he concluded sunk he sipped his beer and walked and sat down gazing at her standing there all her best bits covered up her tight **** and delightful behind gone from sight now the Devil was chatting her up his tail hanging from behind his fingers holding a red wine Benedict sipped more of his beer saw her wander off to talk with some girl dressed as a gangster's moll right down to the 1920s cloth of dress and cut of hat Benedict didn't fancy her and that was that he just wanted Miss Maitland sans her habit of black and white he liked her in her tight jeans and top with her fair hair flowing free or held back in a pony tail walking up and down the aisle of the shop serving customers wiggling her behind as she went talking in her middle class prose giving Benedict a studious stare and he studying her thinking of his bed at home with him and her lying there.
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Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, He's coming here in bad girls' lane! Santa's on the moll again! Over there in bad girls' lane, Too much gimme from Santa, he's a pain, Can you hear Santa Claus complain? NO! On Boxing Day, Santa's off to bad girls' lane, "Oh no!" Say the ho's, "Santa's coming again, Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, He's coming again in bad girls' lane!
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Dec 12, 2016
Dec 12, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS! (Sing along to Christmas carol, "Here Comes Santa Claus!"
Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar moll: You dare say you're going to organise a petition to evict us, aha, who do you think the ****** country belongs to? ME : you are a bare-faced thief, how can you steep so low as to burgle your neighbour, after all we've done for you and your lot. From you moed in over three years ago, there's been over twenty burglaries on the Estate. Police always at your door, your husband always in prison. I don't understand what you mean by Country belonging, what do you mean. Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll: I know I am not black and you can't do anything to evict us. Just watch yourself, you're going to be taught a lesson, you wait and see. ME : Yeah! you're going to send your hoods round to beat me up or maybe steal my four wheels like you did before, what are you gonna do, **** me! I have done nothing wrong, I am not a ****** thief! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Ah! just you wait, just you wait and see. We are going to do your head in, chuck mud at you, you ****** fool. we will hound you even into the hole of any woman, we will put ants in your head, we will drive you paranoid, you black man! ME : I am not scared of you, let me tell you that, a thief, a drunkard, a scrounger and a Racist, what a lovely human being you are. I am going to report you. Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Haha..and I am going to steal the match on you, you don't know what you and your wife are in for, we are sorting you out, sunshine! ME : You don't need to steal a match, I'll gladly give you matches to light yourself up, I hope you and your thieving gang go up in flames! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar : Say goodbye to your life man, nothing is ever going to be the same anymore. You will never be able to trust anyone again from now on..haha! ME : How rich, a bare-faced crook talking about trust, what do you know about trust, I am not a thief and as you ****** know I live a lawful and blameless life, so carry your ****** threats and go stuff it. You do not frighten me one bit, you're a mean and racist crook! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Somebody is in for the jump and its not me. Soon, somebody will wish they were dead and it's not me either, that's all I'm saying, man! ME : Yeah, go get your gang, come and **** me, you can see I am shaking and trembling already. Hopefully, we all on this Estate will be rid of you and all the undesirables you bring here, we are fed up of you all! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Ha..! all I'm saying is, Bye bye Blackbird, bye-bye Blackbird....haha, Gangster departs singing, Bye-bye Blackbird, bye-bye Blackbird....hahaha...hahaha,,bye-bye Blackbird....!!!
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Mar 25, 2019
Mar 25, 2019 at 3:27 PM UTC
Bye-bye Blackbird..........!
Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar moll: You dare say you're going to organise a petition to evict us, aha, who do you think the ****** country belongs to? ME : you are a bare-faced thief, how can you steep so low as to burgle your neighbour, after all we've done for you and your lot. From you moed in over three years ago, there's been over twenty burglaries on the Estate. Police always at your door, your husband always in prison. I don't understand what you mean by Country belonging, what do you mean. Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll: I know I am not black and you can't do anything to evict us. Just watch yourself, you're going to be taught a lesson, you wait and see. ME : Yeah! you're going to send your hoods round to beat me up or maybe steal my four wheels like you did before, what are you gonna do, **** me! I have done nothing wrong, I am not a ****** thief! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Ah! just you wait, just you wait and see. We are going to do your head in, chuck mud at you, you ****** fool. we will hound you even into the hole of any woman, we will put ants in your head, we will drive you paranoid, you black man! ME : I am not scared of you, let me tell you that, a thief, a drunkard, a scrounger and a Racist, what a lovely human being you are. I am going to report you. Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Haha..and I am going to steal the match on you, you don't know what you and your wife are in for, we are sorting you out, sunshine! ME : You don't need to steal a match, I'll gladly give you matches to light yourself up, I hope you and your thieving gang go up in flames! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar : Say goodbye to your life man, nothing is ever going to be the same anymore. You will never be able to trust anyone again from now on..haha! ME : How rich, a bare-faced crook talking about trust, what do you know about trust, I am not a thief and as you ****** know I live a lawful and blameless life, so carry your ****** threats and go stuff it. You do not frighten me one bit, you're a mean and racist crook! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Somebody is in for the jump and its not me. Soon, somebody will wish they were dead and it's not me either, that's all I'm saying, man! ME : Yeah, go get your gang, come and **** me, you can see I am shaking and trembling already. Hopefully, we all on this Estate will be rid of you and all the undesirables you bring here, we are fed up of you all! Chris Macaffarty thief & Gangstar Moll : Ha..! all I'm saying is, Bye bye Blackbird, bye-bye Blackbird....haha, Gangster departs singing, Bye-bye Blackbird, bye-bye Blackbird....hahaha...hahaha,,bye-bye Blackbird....!!!
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I am a holder of dolls, said Monica, I keep them in my arms in light and dark, I sleep with one in my bed at night, her fuzzy hair tickles my face, my dreams are of my mother's cries, her anguish over the men who come. I am the bearer of her smacks, her voice vibrates in my ears, her hand marks colour my skin. My window looks out on fish shop below, the baker's shop on the left, on narrow Meadow Row, the bomb sites on either side. My mother's men come and go, they make her laugh or cry, they sleep beside her in her double bed, I hear their voices in the dark, the sounds of giggles or weeping, the slapping of hands on flesh, the darkness brings me bogeymen and shadows. One of the men, crept to my bed, removed my doll, touched my leg, lifted my nightdress, our little secret he whispered to me, the darkness swallowed him up, the dirtiness left in his wake. I am the sleeper of light sleep, I listen for the sound of creeping feet, for the door **** to move , for the door to open, for the hands to touch, for the secrets kept. From my window I see the children at play on the grass below, with toy guns, bows and arrows, dolls and prams, they look for me to join in, to enter their games, the boys seek me as their cowgirl moll, they ride their invisible horses across the plains, shooting out their cowboy dreams. I watch the sky darken, the moon a silver coin, the clouds puffs of smoke, my mother calls me to meals, the table and chairs, old and stained, her man friend drinks and smokes, makes silly remarks, ***** jokes, me he pinches (under the table) or secretly pokes. I am the holder of dolls, they are my true companions, they never complain, they share my dreams, they share my pains. From my window I see Benedict play, he alone knows of my plight, he my knight in cowboy shirt and jeans, my teller of tales, my listener of woes, he buys me sweets or chips after our games, walks me home with his 6 shooter gun resting in the holster by the side of his leg, his cowboy hat slanted to one side. He keeps my secrets, holds my hand over busy roads, eyes the men my mother brings home, guns them down in our shared dreams. I kiss his cheek as a kind of thanks, he blows me a kiss from his open palm as he rides the bomb site plains, he knows my fears of the men and my mother's smacks and the pains, he stares at my mother with his hazel eyes, his steady stare, he alone likes me, he alone is there.
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Oct 14, 2013
Oct 14, 2013 at 7:37 AM UTC
HE ALONE IS THERE.
I am a holder of dolls, said Monica, I keep them in my arms in light and dark, I sleep with one in my bed at night, her fuzzy hair tickles my face, my dreams are of my mother's cries, her anguish over the men who come. I am the bearer of her smacks, her voice vibrates in my ears, her hand marks colour my skin. My window looks out on fish shop below, the baker's shop on the left, on narrow Meadow Row, the bomb sites on either side. My mother's men come and go, they make her laugh or cry, they sleep beside her in her double bed, I hear their voices in the dark, the sounds of giggles or weeping, the slapping of hands on flesh, the darkness brings me bogeymen and shadows. One of the men, crept to my bed, removed my doll, touched my leg, lifted my nightdress, our little secret he whispered to me, the darkness swallowed him up, the dirtiness left in his wake. I am the sleeper of light sleep, I listen for the sound of creeping feet, for the door **** to move , for the door to open, for the hands to touch, for the secrets kept. From my window I see the children at play on the grass below, with toy guns, bows and arrows, dolls and prams, they look for me to join in, to enter their games, the boys seek me as their cowgirl moll, they ride their invisible horses across the plains, shooting out their cowboy dreams. I watch the sky darken, the moon a silver coin, the clouds puffs of smoke, my mother calls me to meals, the table and chairs, old and stained, her man friend drinks and smokes, makes silly remarks, ***** jokes, me he pinches (under the table) or secretly pokes. I am the holder of dolls, they are my true companions, they never complain, they share my dreams, they share my pains. From my window I see Benedict play, he alone knows of my plight, he my knight in cowboy shirt and jeans, my teller of tales, my listener of woes, he buys me sweets or chips after our games, walks me home with his 6 shooter gun resting in the holster by the side of his leg, his cowboy hat slanted to one side. He keeps my secrets, holds my hand over busy roads, eyes the men my mother brings home, guns them down in our shared dreams. I kiss his cheek as a kind of thanks, he blows me a kiss from his open palm as he rides the bomb site plains, he knows my fears of the men and my mother's smacks and the pains, he stares at my mother with his hazel eyes, his steady stare, he alone likes me, he alone is there.
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Chocolate... "O' my cup of chocolate, oh my moll, Come here & nourish my soul, Lift me up from this crazy World, Take me to the place where beauty lies unfurled, Your beauty dazzles my vision Your aroma a sweet seclusion, That sweet touch on my lips, As I imbibe you in relishing sips. Ah every sip that I devour Sends a feeling of sweet surrender, O my cup of chocolate, oh my moll.. Come here & nourish my soul.. Lift me up from this crazy World.. Take me to the place where beauty lies unfurled. (by: Khan, BA) This was for Anne Nechita who likes chocolate
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Sep 30, 2017
Sep 30, 2017 at 4:46 AM UTC
Chocolate..
Appeared to be a normal day, At our University of the Third Age, Grannies and grandads writing epic lit., Forgot our hearing aids and blankets... We walked away from the class, Drank our coffees on the grass.... One old moll began this thing, We cast off inhibitions and wedding rings, Decided to have a greys' love-in, One last winter's love fling, Before hearses the morticians bring, We were all senile, obese and ga-ga, Our grey scrawny ***** made us ha-ha, We gave those grandpas some thrills, We all forgot our cardiac pills, The old boys were gasping for breath, Moribundi, close to death.... So, appeared to be a normal day, On the grass, after class, at U3A, Love-in amongst the greys, It was grey liberation day!!!!
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Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 10:21 PM UTC
GREY LIBERATION DAY
Miss Shaped With that hourglass figure shifting sand from one orb to the other She knew her time was ripe. Walking into the alleyways of wilderness swamps where lurked men of all contortions of mind and body She met her match in mister muscle. Not a nerve twitched in her entire body when he flexed his biceps and wooed her with no words. The years of steroids had tied his tongue into strips of knots and crosses unable to stop pumping iron. Miss Shaped loved this muscular feast of a man. The years rolled by for misshaped mr muscle had no iron in his heart only triceps biceps he left when too many wildebeest chased his moll. Author Notes Just a crafty play on words with several different meanings. The poem will dull you into deception. Say what you will to break it apart. It took time to assemble © Marshall Gass. All rights reserved, 24 days ago
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Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 4:49 PM UTC
Miss Shaped
Ernie’s big sister was a ***** or so your old man said although he didn’t say what she did or what she was for you often saw her go out in the evenings from the downstairs lower flat on the corner dressed in a short red skirt with a slit at the back and high heel shoes and her hair up high in a beehive style or you’d see her by the entrance to the Square standing there talking to some guy with that come **** me look in her eye but no one told you what a ***** was or did that part of the action your old man hid you thought she was a small time actress like the ones you saw on the big screen who stood in saloons when the cowboys came in or was a moll who hung on to some gangster’s arm in those black and white films you saw on winter afternoons but when you went by her standing there or she spotted you up on the balcony of the flats she’d wave or smile but seldom spoke other than to say hi there kid or how’s your old man and off she’d go with her tight skirt with the slit at the back and her wiggling *** and high heel shoes and her hair piled high with that come have me later look in her eye.
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Nov 16, 2012
Nov 16, 2012 at 2:37 AM UTC
ERNIE'S BIG SISTER AND YOU.
NOVELTIES by Thomas Campion loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch Booksellers laud authors for novel editions as pimps praise their ****** for exotic positions. This is my translation of a Latin epigram by the English poet Thomas Campion. In Campion’s era some English poets continued to write poems in Latin and/or Greek. For instance, John Milton and Andrew Marvell wrote poems in Latin, while Shakespeare was criticized by Ben Jonson, if I remember things correctly, for having “little” Greek and Latin. Not being “versed” in the senior languages was seen as a deficiency in literary circles back then. Shakespeare was called an “upstart crow” for daring to write “litter-chure” without a proper university degree. How could he properly quote the ancients if he couldn’t read them in their original languages? The Bard of Avon was doomed to failure and obscurity … or perhaps not, since the English language was finally in vogue in England (where for centuries English kings had been unable to read, write or even speak the mother tongue, preferring French, Latin and Greek). My title is a bit of a pun, because novels were new to the world when they first arrived, and were thus considered by the literary elites to be “novelties” not on par with more serious verse plays. Some of the more popular early novels were “subversive” (pardon the pun) explorations of ****** naughtiness, through characters like Tom Jones, Moll Flanders, et al. Campion probably didn’t have such campy (enough with the puns, already!) novels in mind when he wrote his epigram, since the more titillating (cease! desist!) ones had yet to arrive. But perhaps he would prove to be a “profit” (I’m udderly hopeless!). Keywords/Tags: Campion, Latin, translation, epigram, novels, novelties, booksellers, publishers, authors, pimps, ****** prostitutes, prostitution, exotic, positions
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May 12, 2020
May 12, 2020 at 4:25 PM UTC
Naughty Novelties
NOVELTIES by Thomas Campion loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch Booksellers laud authors for novel editions as pimps praise their ****** for exotic positions. This is my translation of a Latin epigram by the English poet Thomas Campion. In Campion’s era some English poets continued to write poems in Latin and/or Greek. For instance, John Milton and Andrew Marvell wrote poems in Latin, while Shakespeare was criticized by Ben Jonson, if I remember things correctly, for having “little” Greek and Latin. Not being “versed” in the senior languages was seen as a deficiency in literary circles back then. Shakespeare was called an “upstart crow” for daring to write “litter-chure” without a proper university degree. How could he properly quote the ancients if he couldn’t read them in their original languages? The Bard of Avon was doomed to failure and obscurity … or perhaps not, since the English language was finally in vogue in England (where for centuries English kings had been unable to read, write or even speak the mother tongue, preferring French, Latin and Greek). My title is a bit of a pun, because novels were new to the world when they first arrived, and were thus considered by the literary elites to be “novelties” not on par with more serious verse plays. Some of the more popular early novels were “subversive” (pardon the pun) explorations of ****** naughtiness, through characters like Tom Jones, Moll Flanders, et al. Campion probably didn’t have such campy (enough with the puns, already!) novels in mind when he wrote his epigram, since the more titillating (cease! desist!) ones had yet to arrive. But perhaps he would prove to be a “profit” (I’m udderly hopeless!). Keywords/Tags: Campion, Latin, translation, epigram, novels, novelties, booksellers, publishers, authors, pimps, ****** prostitutes, prostitution, exotic, positions
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On the one and only Bright day she attempted To escape from the locked Ward of the small mental Hospital in her short Black dress and red slippers, With her dull black hair, long, Untidy and unbrushed, She was roughly wrestled To the ground of the long Brightly lit corridor Outside, by some burly Hunk of a male nurse who Smelt of **** and as he Pinned her down, she gazed up Into his big brown eyes, And saw the images Of herself reflected Like some broken doll or Some beat up gangster’s moll.
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Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 3:42 AM UTC
THE GREAT ESCAPE.
When a woman footy player explodes, Read about it in this little ode, She is so 'over' the antediluvian, She knows what to do, some man, Cleats to his groin, End of his sirloins, Off to the pub she went, His supper was a non event, A loud, proud f....ing moll, No antediluvian's little doll, A woman footballer explodes... Thus concludes this little ode......
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Mar 4, 2017
Mar 4, 2017 at 11:31 PM UTC
THIS LITTLE ODE......
Yes, it's International Women's Day, Let's all celebrate our own day, I didn't hear that, what did you say? Oh, yes, I'm an f.....ing moll again, Yes, in Oz, it's f....ing Molls' Day! With our philosophies of molls, Molls' non-participation protocols, You know what great-grandma said? "Bullies don't get!" get that in your head, Yes, Molls' management rules, I say, Let's celebrate International Women's Day, Now in Oz, it's f.....ing Molls' day, With a smile, of course, that's the way, Smile, babes, this could be you one day!!!!
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Mar 7, 2017
Mar 7, 2017 at 3:05 PM UTC
SPATULAS AT DAWN!!!!