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"hoo" poems
you shine as bright as the moon can't wait 'til we talk again soon you must be busy cause I, can see that crazy look in your eye. your smile fills me up with love, like you came down from up above. a lot of people must love you but not as much as I do so tell me you love me so, so that I can let you know I can't live without you say you cant live without me too so don't let me move on cause without you, im not at all strong. just keep me very close to you and my heart will always be true you better hold on tight or you just might lose the person you've always loved. a lot of people must love you but not as much as I do so tell me you love me so, so that I can let you know I can't live without you say you cant live without me too so don't let me move on cause without you, im not at all strong. a lot of people must love you, but not as much as I do woahh oh yeah yeah! a lot of people must love you but not as much as I do so tell me you love me so, so that I can let you know I can't live without you say you cant live without me too so don't let me move on cause without you, im not at all strong.    ohh hoo im not at all, strongg
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Sep 11, 2010
Sep 11, 2010 at 7:59 PM UTC
Strong
[Chorus:] I make ******* insecure Ah, I make ******* insecure I make bitches's insecure It not my fault that I rock you ****** world [x2] [Verse 1] Hold up let me catch my breath Why you hoes jockin on me here gettin bread Pockets stay fat like I just won the menu Couldn't catch it open if I had no [?] click He neva met a ***** like me And he knew he couldn't have me So he told his ***** to get like me Miss pinky I'm rockin ****** world Call me bird cause I can **** on any nighaa and his girl Yea I'm cocky and ***** I got a reason Name one chick set trends all season Stay on my grind, cause you know yo girl the **** And I'm not like cream, but I can get yo nigha wet Everywhere I go I'm the center of attention, ****** tryna show off and get my attention Did I mention They call me miss distraction, Cause I can split a ***** from his ***** like a fraction [Chorus] [verse 2] Throw me my mic, no need for an intro Falen don't act like you don't know I mess it up stay jerkin, everyone must stare My steeze so hot it can straighten your hair Comin through like a raven, My jerkin videos, stay on dudes pages I'm that bomb nigha I'm nuclear Don't call me I'm like solar we stand out yea ***** we bright, skinny jeans Yea ***** we tight yup yup that's right So complex have the crowd restless While I'm yellin out we the baddest (we the baddest) No love honey Slap ****** and take they money I'm money hungry **** so lovely Flirt so EFF, ingggg DOPE .! ! [Chorus] [Verse 3] ***** *** ******* wanna talk **** Cause I'm that ***** And don't call me a bad ***** Call me a average ***** I'm badder I more than You hoes be lacking It's like I'm the teacher when I be rappin My flow so sick, when I'm done they start clappin I put a bullet through your chest ***** they up on me tryna **** with it Tryna get up in my ******* like I'm some kinda hoochie Don't **** a ***** ***** cause they all boogie boogie Yea and I'm 2 fly To **** with you No I'm 3 fly everbody know me know Yea an I'm so fly they be on me, on me. [Chorus] [Verse 4] Money money money Thats all I wrote I stay on top Your the water I'm the boat Alway a **** and never a *** I stay with mo plus ****** plus dough Young in the game but I ain't a little girl It jus take ten nigaas to rock my world Rock rock my world, yea rock my world So, I want you you you plus you Plus the boy back there lookin cute in the blue (You kinda cute) People hate me cause they can't do what I do Mean muggin I laugh at you I took you man then stole yo boo Blah blah it's true Heart so cold like a freakin igloo Got all these nighas like boo hoo And on these tracks I go cookoo
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Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013 at 1:16 PM UTC
Insecure
[Chorus:] I make ******* insecure Ah, I make ******* insecure I make bitches's insecure It not my fault that I rock you ****** world [x2] [Verse 1] Hold up let me catch my breath Why you hoes jockin on me here gettin bread Pockets stay fat like I just won the menu Couldn't catch it open if I had no [?] click He neva met a ***** like me And he knew he couldn't have me So he told his ***** to get like me Miss pinky I'm rockin ****** world Call me bird cause I can **** on any nighaa and his girl Yea I'm cocky and ***** I got a reason Name one chick set trends all season Stay on my grind, cause you know yo girl the **** And I'm not like cream, but I can get yo nigha wet Everywhere I go I'm the center of attention, ****** tryna show off and get my attention Did I mention They call me miss distraction, Cause I can split a ***** from his ***** like a fraction [Chorus] [verse 2] Throw me my mic, no need for an intro Falen don't act like you don't know I mess it up stay jerkin, everyone must stare My steeze so hot it can straighten your hair Comin through like a raven, My jerkin videos, stay on dudes pages I'm that bomb nigha I'm nuclear Don't call me I'm like solar we stand out yea ***** we bright, skinny jeans Yea ***** we tight yup yup that's right So complex have the crowd restless While I'm yellin out we the baddest (we the baddest) No love honey Slap ****** and take they money I'm money hungry **** so lovely Flirt so EFF, ingggg DOPE .! ! [Chorus] [Verse 3] ***** *** ******* wanna talk **** Cause I'm that ***** And don't call me a bad ***** Call me a average ***** I'm badder I more than You hoes be lacking It's like I'm the teacher when I be rappin My flow so sick, when I'm done they start clappin I put a bullet through your chest ***** they up on me tryna **** with it Tryna get up in my ******* like I'm some kinda hoochie Don't **** a ***** ***** cause they all boogie boogie Yea and I'm 2 fly To **** with you No I'm 3 fly everbody know me know Yea an I'm so fly they be on me, on me. [Chorus] [Verse 4] Money money money Thats all I wrote I stay on top Your the water I'm the boat Alway a **** and never a *** I stay with mo plus ****** plus dough Young in the game but I ain't a little girl It jus take ten nigaas to rock my world Rock rock my world, yea rock my world So, I want you you you plus you Plus the boy back there lookin cute in the blue (You kinda cute) People hate me cause they can't do what I do Mean muggin I laugh at you I took you man then stole yo boo Blah blah it's true Heart so cold like a freakin igloo Got all these nighas like boo hoo And on these tracks I go cookoo
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I sit and try and be a lotus after killing the third fly of the evening with a pocket book of recipes and a thirty centimetre ruler stolen from bathroom **** measuring contests to our knees. Young professionals tread these boards and I watch, trying to paint them lotus. I listen and learn like I was told to do then clock watch, mop, cycle home to you; I am still trying to be a lotus even in wet shoes and no socks. With less than five-hundred pounds to my various names, an office-chair-cum-clothes-horse, eight USB charging ports and a future that stretches to Sunday’s last reluctant second, I am sitting, trying to be lotus figuring out the professional path David Attenborough heard in his gentleman’s class: that son of a- - I walked into an army recruitment vault with dreams of being Gulliver, though was asked to leave out the cat flap cathedral door back into war as they’d got their laugh and didn’t applaud. Perhaps I should’ve been better at maths where apparently a career can be predicted on a scatter graph, and the pigeons of today were the pigeons of next year and the months that’ll follow the century after that. I am still trying to figure out the hoo-ha of ************ and ring fingers and collar sizes and the inner circles of hyenas when the winter solstice splits the seasons. There is no reason for this lotus procrastination when what’s there to live for but a crooked world and one bandage left.
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Oct 17, 2016
Oct 17, 2016 at 2:18 PM UTC
I am trying to be a lotus for the millenniu’nth time
1. De-Colonize This Space Drum circle protests genderplop demands Indigenous discount store camouflage We demand persistent stereotypes Solidarity initiative project Take back the people’s cultural statues Ethnographic curatorial practices Red spray paint fire imperialism Repatriate the Iphone Starbuck’s cups And don’t forget the “Hey! Hey! ** ** Because we’re, like, artists and stuff, you know? 2. De-Colonize This Space Too Guns and cholesterol made America great Fat white boys in discount store camouflage Duct-tape the Bible and the border wall We won our freedom with our Kalashnikovs Fake news back-stabber not a war hero SecondAmendmentSecondAmendment Lock her up get ‘em outta here yuge deal You RINO losers can grab my MAGA You snowflakes are sissies, you millennials too But ouch! my heel spurs hurt, oh boo-hoo-hoo!
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Oct 11, 2018
Oct 11, 2018 at 3:02 PM UTC
De-Colonization x 2 (with an occasional "Hey! Hey! ** **
got the flu..like flu-man-chu...its bad voodo...this flu...its like flu-boo-hoo...this bad flu....my head is flu-yahoo... oh man its so im ryming...its ryming flu...im not gonna give it to you....this flu-man-choo...blue-moon-woman-choo... LOL send help quick or the flu-man-chu will overtake u
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Sep 13, 2013
Sep 13, 2013 at 4:26 AM UTC
the flu
I was confused Everything was so confusing All was painted in grey or gray ? Hoo ? Hey ! I asked the gorilla What ? He answered back Will you scratch my back ? Okay ! Then I came across the Zebra I said it's all so simple Here it is in black and white But he's not read all over
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Jan 12, 2016
Jan 12, 2016 at 8:19 PM UTC
Zebra
The boy haden't bathed in over a month His **** crack was itching and burning His underpants were soaked in slimy, wet muck And his toes a thick jam were churning His armpits stank worse than a fat pigs raw *** His breath smelled like rancid fish His hair was so oily, matted to his head His own mother wouldn't give him a kiss "Enough!" he cried as a passing fly died When he raised his arm to exclaim. "I must bathe right away! I am long overdue!" "I sure hope the washcloths are brave." "To the bathroom man!" He shouted as he ran And his underpants sloppily squished "I will remove this filth and brush my green teeth" "And my mother I will kiss!" "The closet's ahead!" He said as he sped. And he stopped there to get some stuff. Some soap, some shampoo and a towel or two. But he knew that it wasn't enough. Look though he might, to his horror and fright, Not a single washcloth could he find. Then panic set in 'cause the stink of his skin Was driving him out of his mind. He looked yet again but to his chagrin The washcloth shelf was bare. The washcloths had run off For they would not wash So filthy a boy on a dare "Oh what will I do!" "Boo-hoo, boo-hoo!" The boy cried as flies swarmed his head. "I'd **** myself but I already smell" "Far worse than anything dead!" Then one washcloth came back Holding it's nose and a sack Of bath salts that smelled like dill. It said to the boy "Go pickle yourself!" "And give me a nausea pill!" So the boy rejoiced and filled the tub With water, hot as he could stand. And using the bath salts, he jumped right in And the pickling began. He lathered the washcloth with water and soap And scrubbed with all of his might. Away he washed all of the filth 'Til none was left in sight. He washed his hair and brushed his teeth And dried and dressed himself well. And the washcloth exclaimed as it hung on the tub "Holy crap! that was pure hell!" So the boy now clean ran to be seen By his mother he loved so much. And she gave him a kiss and said "This is pure bliss!" "I can kiss you and keep down my lunch!" The moral I'll tell you and true I will be So no one will say that I lied. Don't wait a whole month to take a bath Or you washcloths may run and hide.
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Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 at 7:53 AM UTC
The Stinky Boy
The boy haden't bathed in over a month His **** crack was itching and burning His underpants were soaked in slimy, wet muck And his toes a thick jam were churning His armpits stank worse than a fat pigs raw *** His breath smelled like rancid fish His hair was so oily, matted to his head His own mother wouldn't give him a kiss "Enough!" he cried as a passing fly died When he raised his arm to exclaim. "I must bathe right away! I am long overdue!" "I sure hope the washcloths are brave." "To the bathroom man!" He shouted as he ran And his underpants sloppily squished "I will remove this filth and brush my green teeth" "And my mother I will kiss!" "The closet's ahead!" He said as he sped. And he stopped there to get some stuff. Some soap, some shampoo and a towel or two. But he knew that it wasn't enough. Look though he might, to his horror and fright, Not a single washcloth could he find. Then panic set in 'cause the stink of his skin Was driving him out of his mind. He looked yet again but to his chagrin The washcloth shelf was bare. The washcloths had run off For they would not wash So filthy a boy on a dare "Oh what will I do!" "Boo-hoo, boo-hoo!" The boy cried as flies swarmed his head. "I'd **** myself but I already smell" "Far worse than anything dead!" Then one washcloth came back Holding it's nose and a sack Of bath salts that smelled like dill. It said to the boy "Go pickle yourself!" "And give me a nausea pill!" So the boy rejoiced and filled the tub With water, hot as he could stand. And using the bath salts, he jumped right in And the pickling began. He lathered the washcloth with water and soap And scrubbed with all of his might. Away he washed all of the filth 'Til none was left in sight. He washed his hair and brushed his teeth And dried and dressed himself well. And the washcloth exclaimed as it hung on the tub "Holy crap! that was pure hell!" So the boy now clean ran to be seen By his mother he loved so much. And she gave him a kiss and said "This is pure bliss!" "I can kiss you and keep down my lunch!" The moral I'll tell you and true I will be So no one will say that I lied. Don't wait a whole month to take a bath Or you washcloths may run and hide.
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I have a blue blanket, it looks corduroy but it's synthetic polynesian cotton. Considered by some to be polyester. After the ninth year of ownership I started Telling house guests it had always been mine; but secretly knowing it came from my Ex Kristina who left it with some of her other things in 2005 in my grand deluxe Evanston Apartment. In like some really awesome way, I could fold the corners together to see little blocks Of the Universe form cubes in the fourth dimension and gain a better understanding of my own Little black shmata. Top drawer, white dresser, in the back with the leftover girlfriend underwear between My first ever stuffed animal dog/rabbit. Amazing how these thinned and frayed azure threads had held so many midnight conversations Together- maybe fifteen other girls had nuzzled with Kristina's blanket. Last year the guilt set in. You Watch a girlfriend, say, ratchet through your room naked for something soft to put over her to listen to Some half-stanza from the new Yeats critical and that, do-I-tell-her feeling comes over you. Blue Polyester really had a way with women. My last serious crush, the one of six months, the one from the place that was close to where I worked six days a week, would you believe, she had not interest in that heap of thread, under my pillows spying on us sleep for twenty-four long weeks. "Drop in the bucket" the sixty-year-olds say. I say, bring me my ******* fourth dimension blocks and cubes ************ I want to visit the existential, I want to experience the hoo-ra and Ga-Ga those kids throw around on Milwaukee waiting for $150 NBA slippers. Wednesday is my day for telling the truth. 2:00p.m. sitting in the front of her alizarin El Dorado. "I have something I have to tell you," I said, my mouth practically filled with marbles as I barely could Utter the words: it's not going to work out.
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 5:51 AM UTC
Blue Polyester
I have a blue blanket, it looks corduroy but it's synthetic polynesian cotton. Considered by some to be polyester. After the ninth year of ownership I started Telling house guests it had always been mine; but secretly knowing it came from my Ex Kristina who left it with some of her other things in 2005 in my grand deluxe Evanston Apartment. In like some really awesome way, I could fold the corners together to see little blocks Of the Universe form cubes in the fourth dimension and gain a better understanding of my own Little black shmata. Top drawer, white dresser, in the back with the leftover girlfriend underwear between My first ever stuffed animal dog/rabbit. Amazing how these thinned and frayed azure threads had held so many midnight conversations Together- maybe fifteen other girls had nuzzled with Kristina's blanket. Last year the guilt set in. You Watch a girlfriend, say, ratchet through your room naked for something soft to put over her to listen to Some half-stanza from the new Yeats critical and that, do-I-tell-her feeling comes over you. Blue Polyester really had a way with women. My last serious crush, the one of six months, the one from the place that was close to where I worked six days a week, would you believe, she had not interest in that heap of thread, under my pillows spying on us sleep for twenty-four long weeks. "Drop in the bucket" the sixty-year-olds say. I say, bring me my ******* fourth dimension blocks and cubes ************ I want to visit the existential, I want to experience the hoo-ra and Ga-Ga those kids throw around on Milwaukee waiting for $150 NBA slippers. Wednesday is my day for telling the truth. 2:00p.m. sitting in the front of her alizarin El Dorado. "I have something I have to tell you," I said, my mouth practically filled with marbles as I barely could Utter the words: it's not going to work out.
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Animal Crackers and my soup Undigested in my **** All the food I ate today Coming out in the same way Uncontrollable urge to strain Even though it causes pain My poor sphincter it does burn And my guts just churn and churn Pepto Bismol my old friend Go right now and put an end To the horrible, rancid flow Burning my **** as it does go Cramping spasms all day long Something I ate went horribly wrong Could it be the salad or bread? Or maybe something not quite dead? Perhaps it was the chicken or stew Or the fish, boo hoo hoo! I'm just praying for an end So my **** can start to mend And then suddenly to my surprise That nasty flow simply dies Gleefully I start to wipe But then as I start to swipe I hit a very tender spot That feels like it is now red hot Now the Charmin feels real rough Like tree bark or abrasive stuff I finish wiping with great care While the pain I grin and bear At last I stand and flush with glee That nasty stuff that came from me A moment later to my shagrin I feel the urge to sit again
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Jan 18, 2014
Jan 18, 2014 at 7:32 AM UTC
Food Poisoning
When you go out and hear a person that say " I Could Give A Rats *** that's when you step up to them and say just two words to them: "MICKEY MOUSE" When you see that Commercial with the Duck : You gotta Repeat "A FLACK" When you see a Security Guard wearin Mickey Mouse ears, What do you sing out when you need help? " M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E Mickey Mouse ohoo hoo, Mickey Mouse: **** Funky Security Guard.
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Mar 21, 2010
Mar 21, 2010 at 11:00 PM UTC
Funky Security
She let my hand lay in hers as she tapped it firm and rhythmal. I knew I needed this moment with her, but could not look her in the eyes. She started. You think you don't deserve true love. I smiled. I'm such a walk-around cliché. *You put on this act of *** godess because you feel that's the only way to get male attention.* Now I just sound like a ***** I'm not that weak. You think every man will leave. Boo-hoo, ******* bridget jones's diary Because he left you. That hit me. Suddenly I was crying. Not just tears, it was crying at its fiercest form. I was howling, every gram of pain dripped out of me. She held me. I felt clean. I repeated after her. Even though I'm afraid of being left alone again She kept tapping. I accept myself I looked at her and I love myself
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Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 10:19 PM UTC
The godmother
Can't get the frking wifi in our bedroom. She says, No wifi? Too bad. Woo Hoo. Haha. Hoho. Hehe. Uh uh, uh uh, I like it.
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Sep 8, 2013
Sep 8, 2013 at 5:59 AM UTC
No frking wifi in our bedroom
Throw me in the chartreuse fields So I can leave my pain behind Violets and Daffodils will turn Me into their kids Buy me out of sable walls So I can see the other side Violets and Daffodils will kiss My spine Say white, say blue On a spring afternoon Whisper out loud O-hoo Take me out for a walk on moon So i can plant lovat' on stone. Violets and daffodils will grow On a pale ball. Lie with me on frosty grass Keep your feet above the stars. Violets and daffodils will pass But we can last.
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Apr 30, 2017
Apr 30, 2017 at 11:08 PM UTC
Violets and Daffodils
* *A millennium back Our fate decided That we were destined To meet like this As strangers... For LOVE to touch us For LOVE to happen Nor YOU nor I Could have stopped This LOVE to happen We were mere puppets In the hands of fate Good thing is Rather than fighting LOVE We surrendered to accept it We made choice of not Harming, Hurting, Hating Humiliating each other Or anyone else We made choices To be kind, caring Respectful & trusting To be compassionate and LOVING towards each other In your LOVE I became a Radha And a Meera And a Kabeer And an Eve And a Kaiz And a Rumi And a Rabya You became my Krishna And a Layla And an Adam And a Zuliet And my Allah-Hoo Wherever I stand and BE You are there Everywhere for me You've became ETERNAL Part and parcel of my SOUL We've stood by each other In thick and thin And we intend to do so forever To keep our conscience clean* *
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Jun 25, 2019
Jun 25, 2019 at 11:51 PM UTC
In Thick and Thin
Some get that way by playing it safe, memorizing mantras, righteously abiding by rules, some get there by cutting seams, lost in purposelessness, partaking of ether, marijuana, alcohol, or anything that's buzzy enough, some find their sweepstakes in curls, in fantasies, on the internet, or in the aftermath, some claim the spoils, some gracefully accept determination, some divorce their wives, some happily raise their pulse to the heavy metals, some review albums and cut down the ******** some write love stories for our grandmas, our moms, our ex-girlfriends, some find it in politics, right winging, left winging, chicken winging, some in bomb threats, some find it in supremacy, others in melting pots, some cheer up over breakroom chitty-chats, some in **** *** some in sympathizing with pedophiles trapped in iron lungs, some when they have hit the bottom rung, some by rationalizing, boosting themselves above half-wrongs, to coast on the half-rights, some by breaking up, some by declaring war, only to get discouraged, yet proud of the scars, some kids dance to experimental music, some write blogs about capitalism, some find it kicking it with bitter vegans, others while murdering their parents, but everyone is a winner, everyone is right, everyone has earned the paycheck, the vacation, the **** wife, and the key to eternal life.
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Dec 16, 2010
Dec 16, 2010 at 8:03 AM UTC
Everyone is a Winner (hoo-rah-ray)
oo put dis paintin on me walls me gona find out eider way me gona drive to niagra falls to find out who ruined me walls *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** ey ***** me say to me wife dis be yor stupid paintin, no steve it aint (read double life) **** you dis be ugly anyways sorry steve, shush ***** u no i turned reggae me name aint steve anymor call me steve one more time and il shove a lawnmor up ur *** its reggae mon not steve   *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** johny johny, "yes papa"? did u put dis tin on me walls? "no papa", telling alie? "no papa", close your eyes smack! dont put any tin on me walls ******* sorry papa it wasn't me shut up, smoke a splif ******* *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** hoo could ave put dis ting on me walls? maby is me smoke me a splif me will remember if me did it or not but me out of rolling papers and me left me ganga in me rig *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** me left me rig at me work me boss dont no ow to twerk me boss tink she no ow to twerk no wan wants to break da news me just a shy island boy still confused bout de paintin *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** love reggae love ganga love art love poetry
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Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 11:09 PM UTC
me walls
oo put dis paintin on me walls me gona find out eider way me gona drive to niagra falls to find out who ruined me walls *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** ey ***** me say to me wife dis be yor stupid paintin, no steve it aint (read double life) **** you dis be ugly anyways sorry steve, shush ***** u no i turned reggae me name aint steve anymor call me steve one more time and il shove a lawnmor up ur *** its reggae mon not steve   *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** johny johny, "yes papa"? did u put dis tin on me walls? "no papa", telling alie? "no papa", close your eyes smack! dont put any tin on me walls ******* sorry papa it wasn't me shut up, smoke a splif ******* *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** hoo could ave put dis ting on me walls? maby is me smoke me a splif me will remember if me did it or not but me out of rolling papers and me left me ganga in me rig *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** me left me rig at me work me boss dont no ow to twerk me boss tink she no ow to twerk no wan wants to break da news me just a shy island boy still confused bout de paintin *rip bing bing pop, ****** come in on line 1 no not extension 1, line 1, no wonder they call u ****** love reggae love ganga love art love poetry
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i am abrasive personality functionality deficit yet i attract beautiful women to befriend the hermit of solidarity will you go out with me brought answers on no my friend i could not lose yet for the end of altruistic bargaining i end up ahead with false promises of a beginning to an end my own personal apocalypse david lee roth would understand that as i write in this mindset brought on by reading 778 comics in 12 hours and a 4 day binge of job for a cowboy my mind wanders as insomnia sets in would i be one of the great dissociative poets? a dose of the unrequited free associative minds free thinking form of diet coke with a side of purple strawberries no i meant blueberries my mind wanders and yet i look forward to pad thai on wednesdays with cute blondes whom with i stand the chance of a bat in the mosh pits of a metal band suckers i win for you all know the taste of yellow mustard ramble ramble ramble this indie pop poem would it be ironic to like it if one truly hates the wording and yet loves the idea one of lives greatest life mysteries alcohol i bid thee a fair welcome nimble bubblegum monkey wrench how long will you read? enough to to see my lack of coherent sentence structure or that i am a flawed creation going on and on about existential non existent problems for i shall exist regardless of my best intentions as the wheel continues to roll on despite the moss covering this ice slicked track metal boar slayer of a thousand suns would be a good metal name from sweden the mooring dove coos to the beat of an undead drum boo hoo boo hoo cries the witch at the stake i am done
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May 22, 2012
May 22, 2012 at 12:37 AM UTC
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i am abrasive personality functionality deficit yet i attract beautiful women to befriend the hermit of solidarity will you go out with me brought answers on no my friend i could not lose yet for the end of altruistic bargaining i end up ahead with false promises of a beginning to an end my own personal apocalypse david lee roth would understand that as i write in this mindset brought on by reading 778 comics in 12 hours and a 4 day binge of job for a cowboy my mind wanders as insomnia sets in would i be one of the great dissociative poets? a dose of the unrequited free associative minds free thinking form of diet coke with a side of purple strawberries no i meant blueberries my mind wanders and yet i look forward to pad thai on wednesdays with cute blondes whom with i stand the chance of a bat in the mosh pits of a metal band suckers i win for you all know the taste of yellow mustard ramble ramble ramble this indie pop poem would it be ironic to like it if one truly hates the wording and yet loves the idea one of lives greatest life mysteries alcohol i bid thee a fair welcome nimble bubblegum monkey wrench how long will you read? enough to to see my lack of coherent sentence structure or that i am a flawed creation going on and on about existential non existent problems for i shall exist regardless of my best intentions as the wheel continues to roll on despite the moss covering this ice slicked track metal boar slayer of a thousand suns would be a good metal name from sweden the mooring dove coos to the beat of an undead drum boo hoo boo hoo cries the witch at the stake i am done
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*come with me to the ****** motel it could be so tender as **** as hell we can kiss awhile i'd lick you sweet and then bend you over and cut your feet *** honey you can't walk anymore no matter darling i'm a blood **** ***** **** me daddy soon i'll be dead i want it in the mouth crush my head not so soon my sweet little ****** first lose some blood to get you all woozy stand on the toilet a rope around you neck on tippy toes you'll soon be a wreck i'd love to shoot you want it in the *** in the intestine the bullet will pass ooow honey yes let me spread wide then shoot me through is that how i died no baby that was just for fun i cumed in your *** my **** was the gun oh **** me soon you begged and you cried i need it my love so your hands i tied i ****** you and ****** you ready to *** i yanked your head back and you licked up my **** are you ready sweet girl you lifted your head my **** in your *** a dagger of dread i slit your throat ever so slow you ****** and you shimmied and the blood did flow you got on top your **** in my face i drank from your throat you bled out with grace i loved you so and called your name you fell over dead but who's to blame oh my darling you wanted to go black emerald death an ******** show pretty dead girl im still kissing you but i have to leave boo hoo hoo*
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Jun 17, 2017
Jun 17, 2017 at 2:55 PM UTC
The ****** Motel...Ero ****
You are my sun, the planets and the asteroids in between, actually, make that the energy that embraces the sun, the elements and trace elements that make up each planet... (Oh, my stars!) You are each perfect petal that unfurls ever so slowly in the morning light, actually, make that the light that kisses each dew drop which awakes each petal with that sweet kiss... (Oh, blush, my buzzing bee!) You are that raindrop that refreshes my parched soul that's stranded in a desert, actually, make that the mirage that proves to be an oasis as my eyes widen in wonderment with the reality of You. (Oh, shucks, my sweet breath!) You are my golden compass whenever I get lost in the wilderness, actually, I wouldn't mind getting lost, if it means that I get lost in your soulful, beautiful eyes Forever (Oh, you cheeseball, you!!) You are the chocolate ganache frosting on that chocolate cake, actually, you are the powdered sugar on my honey-dipped doughnut that brushes my lips, the perfect complement for hot, hot coffee (Oh, honey bun!!) You are the-- Sweetcakes?? You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, I'm just Ahem!!!! You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, actually it would be bland and incomplete without you and--- Hey, babe! huh?! *I'm on dense mode right now, what are you really trying to say? Come on, spill it, I NEVER hear it from you...* Ummm, ummm...I...I... I mean, I-- Out with it, come on!! You can do it---"I...." Hoo! Ok, I... I can do this--- I... (Note to self: This is IT!!!!!) I-- Yesss...?!! I am     the empty, wanting glass and you are the refreshing drink that fills me up, actually,-- ***~BOINKKKKKkkK~ !! I'm walking away now!! Geez, if you can't say IT without all the Fluffy, duffy, Fluff, see me walking away for now...I need the Skinny, the skeleton! Sometimes one just needs to Hear it, you know?! Oh, and I love you,in case you didn't know...but see me walk!*** Hey, honey bunny, smoochie sweetie pie? ...still walking away~~~~ I... huff, huff, huff~~ I am walking towards you... Huff, puff, puff and hufff~! (note to self: Walk on, walk on...) I said I'm walking towards you... ~bump~! and I...    Love          You.
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Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 1:09 PM UTC
Huff, Huff, all that Fluff, fluff, fluff, All that Fluff
You are my sun, the planets and the asteroids in between, actually, make that the energy that embraces the sun, the elements and trace elements that make up each planet... (Oh, my stars!) You are each perfect petal that unfurls ever so slowly in the morning light, actually, make that the light that kisses each dew drop which awakes each petal with that sweet kiss... (Oh, blush, my buzzing bee!) You are that raindrop that refreshes my parched soul that's stranded in a desert, actually, make that the mirage that proves to be an oasis as my eyes widen in wonderment with the reality of You. (Oh, shucks, my sweet breath!) You are my golden compass whenever I get lost in the wilderness, actually, I wouldn't mind getting lost, if it means that I get lost in your soulful, beautiful eyes Forever (Oh, you cheeseball, you!!) You are the chocolate ganache frosting on that chocolate cake, actually, you are the powdered sugar on my honey-dipped doughnut that brushes my lips, the perfect complement for hot, hot coffee (Oh, honey bun!!) You are the-- Sweetcakes?? You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, I'm just Ahem!!!! You are the freshly ground pepper that dusts softly on my carbonara, actually it would be bland and incomplete without you and--- Hey, babe! huh?! *I'm on dense mode right now, what are you really trying to say? Come on, spill it, I NEVER hear it from you...* Ummm, ummm...I...I... I mean, I-- Out with it, come on!! You can do it---"I...." Hoo! Ok, I... I can do this--- I... (Note to self: This is IT!!!!!) I-- Yesss...?!! I am     the empty, wanting glass and you are the refreshing drink that fills me up, actually,-- ***~BOINKKKKKkkK~ !! I'm walking away now!! Geez, if you can't say IT without all the Fluffy, duffy, Fluff, see me walking away for now...I need the Skinny, the skeleton! Sometimes one just needs to Hear it, you know?! Oh, and I love you,in case you didn't know...but see me walk!*** Hey, honey bunny, smoochie sweetie pie? ...still walking away~~~~ I... huff, huff, huff~~ I am walking towards you... Huff, puff, puff and hufff~! (note to self: Walk on, walk on...) I said I'm walking towards you... ~bump~! and I...    Love          You.
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She dragged a steak knife   across her forehead. I said,    What the **** is your-- Hey, we all have problems. She killed herself with the memory    of a system. Everyone was begging. Beg. Beg. Beg.    Make me a star!! I want to be    Kurt Cobain!! So, they dragged blades and did smack. Tweeted lyrics and took selfies with a poster of-- But she was never alive, right? There can't be a her if there's a me. But I suppose what it condensed is bound to   shoot out into itty     bitty stars. Good ******* Christ, redeem the men and women slaughtering genitals. Grinding against   the hole in society. Are you ******* serious?   Oh my god, I will die if he takes off    his skin!! What a hunk. It was all elaborate and people were saying   "droll". That's a thing. Everyone was ******* lame. Then, the men stripped. One, Jupiter. One, Titan. And what was stopped was a hurried whisper, traveling the confines of the classroom.   And the men clothed. And the instruments   unused. Sketches ceased before creation. Paint without purpose. What a Greek tragedy. Boo-fucking-hoo. What I could only imagine a slurry of too many words aiming at my brain. The mention of us all. You don't understand. **** you. She dragged a steak knife across her forehead. I said,    What the **** is your problem?
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Apr 9, 2015
Apr 9, 2015 at 11:46 PM UTC
Certificate of Achievement
"Yoo Hoo! Excuse me!" she said, Warbling with trepidation, "I wonder could you help me, Only I'm blind, you see?" Her timid voice trailed off, Lost beneath the majestic roar Of the waterfall; "Of course ma'am!" he said, "Take my arm and pray Tell me your troubles!" "Well it's all rather silly," she said, "But I'm not long now for this Life, and I so wanted to see, Or rather, to feel this place again. I was here as a young girl You see, and I have such fond memories!  My guide had to take An urgent call, and now I'm Afraid I won't have time for the tour!" "Tell me," he said, "If I may be Permitted to ask, were you able To see when you were here before?" "Oh yes!" she exclaimed, "It was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!  The destructive Force of nature, an endless torrent Of foaming waters cascading down Sheer cliffs, the living color of Smooth rocks gleaming in the sunlight, And oh so many rainbows Blazing in the spray, Sir I could Imagine no place more wondrous, More beautiful!" "Well then," he said excitedly, "You'll be pleased to know it Hasn't changed a bit!" "Oh thank you, thank you!" She said, hugging him tightly, "You've made an old woman very happy!" The guide returned and he bade them A fond farewell, and then another Woman approached him. "Well there you are darling," she said, I've been looking for you everywhere! I've found a guide who specialises In narrated tours for the blind, Are you ready?" He looked at her with unseeing eyes And smiled, "There's no need my love," He said, "I've already seen it and It's the most beautiful place in the world, And I want to remember it Exactly the way I do right now!"
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 3:36 AM UTC
A Wonderful Sight
"Yoo Hoo! Excuse me!" she said, Warbling with trepidation, "I wonder could you help me, Only I'm blind, you see?" Her timid voice trailed off, Lost beneath the majestic roar Of the waterfall; "Of course ma'am!" he said, "Take my arm and pray Tell me your troubles!" "Well it's all rather silly," she said, "But I'm not long now for this Life, and I so wanted to see, Or rather, to feel this place again. I was here as a young girl You see, and I have such fond memories!  My guide had to take An urgent call, and now I'm Afraid I won't have time for the tour!" "Tell me," he said, "If I may be Permitted to ask, were you able To see when you were here before?" "Oh yes!" she exclaimed, "It was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!  The destructive Force of nature, an endless torrent Of foaming waters cascading down Sheer cliffs, the living color of Smooth rocks gleaming in the sunlight, And oh so many rainbows Blazing in the spray, Sir I could Imagine no place more wondrous, More beautiful!" "Well then," he said excitedly, "You'll be pleased to know it Hasn't changed a bit!" "Oh thank you, thank you!" She said, hugging him tightly, "You've made an old woman very happy!" The guide returned and he bade them A fond farewell, and then another Woman approached him. "Well there you are darling," she said, I've been looking for you everywhere! I've found a guide who specialises In narrated tours for the blind, Are you ready?" He looked at her with unseeing eyes And smiled, "There's no need my love," He said, "I've already seen it and It's the most beautiful place in the world, And I want to remember it Exactly the way I do right now!"
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She saw the face of Judas in him. The bearded kiss festered no truth and the metallic breath exhaled putrid faithfulness. The trampled petals spoor no lusting stares, redolent no more even as the tongue creeps by the shoulders. The razors have summoned from the stinking room! A slit in the neck could rhythmically go by the thrusts unnoticed But the chorus of the beasts as shrill as the gongs of hell maiming vengeance yet not in the loss of blood will you die. Not in my hands. His demonic pleasures went on as the voodoo doll resurrected in the beat of my own gongs. Keep stirring as this spindle rouses my anathema! his chest hairs pint of blood vulture’s beak stallion’s tails bobcat’s eye dead evergreen Deborah’s tears. Stir and stir and stir! Murmur satan’s prayer mana mana mana boo! ruba ruba ruba hoo! Count the sands of the transient hourglass expiring ‘fore tic tac sound. Now her man froze, bulging eyes, blackened pulse! ‘tis freedom, Deborah! Free. Doomed. © Glenn Sentes 03-06-13
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 6:59 PM UTC
The Nemesis of Deborah